Bring back Vinceposting.

The funny thing about KitKats is that they take breaks. I don't.

>Some people say it's not the size of the boat but rather the motion of the ocean. Well guess what, Ray? I can't even swim. Never even had a bath.

Bring back anvilposting first

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Poo poo pee pee tee hee. Caspere knew this.

>no more MMMMMMMM-posting
>no more uno-posting
>no more hmmmmm-posting
>no more temposting
>no more ape-posting
I could go on

>>87459798
>They say Rome wasn't bulit in a day, however its not even going to me that long to wipe your misribsl arse off this earth.

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>>87460705
>misribsl

>My father used to tell me about how he trained his dogs to keep the pack safe from the wolves.Guess what Ray, I am the wolf, you are the sheep and I see no fucking dogs here.

>tfw not very good at english
>tfw can't form the exact sentences i want

>>87460908
You're doing fine. :)

>>87460973
Guess what anon, I see no fuckin' fine here.

thank you my kind friend

My father used to tell me that good things come in twos. Well guess what Ray? I'm one bad motherfucker.

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>>87460126
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>>87460908
i legitimately can't tell which ones are fake and which are real

>>87459798
What's he up to these days?

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>tfw I liked S2 a lot

Being in the minority really sucks sometimes.

>>87459798
Vinceposting requires a state of mind too advanced for the average poster on this board. It goes way beyond checking dubs or calling each other big guys. Very few posters have ever done it properly.

>>87459798
Who should he play in the MCU?

>>87461131
s2 finale blew s1 out of the water

>>87461075
Hell yeah

>>87461131
Same. I loved both.

>>87461131
I really liked both seasons. I'm pissed that it's taken this long to get season 3 going after the exaggerated backlash.

They say every dog has his day. Well guess what Ray, it's fucking nighttime.

>>87461351
>exaggerated backlash.

It was fucking disgusting the way they jumped on it. It's definitely weaker than season 1, but it didn't deserve to be brutalized the way it was.

>They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Well you know what, Ray? I'm holding a dove and I need you to check my pubes.

>>87459798
>"It's an age old argument, Chicago deep dish or New York style pizza. Well guess what Ray, I'm the fucking pizza guy."

>>87459798
You think you know life, Ray? Try shitting in a street corner in India and tell me where the paper is. Just try it.

>>87461131
What the fuck are you talking about

I don't think anyone defends season 2 as much as /tv/ does (contrarian fags that we are)

>>87461153
Agreed, it is sort confounding. It's not exactly "guy that fucks up idioms" - although that works sometimes. It isn't even necessarily wrong, I think. Certainly unintentional.

>>87460527
Braffposting had some brilliant instances.

All we have these days are literal cut-n-paste spamposts.
WDHMBT will never be clever, in any meta-dimension.

>>87461662
and /tv/ is minority

>>87461075
I like this one a lot

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>>87461153
You think Vinceposting is your ally, huh Ray?I was vinceposting in my mother's womb, Caspere knew this.

>>87461075
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>>87461704
samefag

>>87461727
Best music interview ever.

>>87461784
you got me

>>87461750
By the time I got out of my mother's womb, Ray, the only thing the light was to me was BLINDING.

Am I doing it right?

>>87461727
>>87461794
This fucking guy's hilarious.

>>87460126
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>>87461662
Season two was worth it for this meme alone

>>87461075

Kek

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>>87459798

Ray, I'd love to sit down and chat, but that's good upholstery and I'm up to my collar in shit.

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>>87461075
The expression is good things come in threes though

>>87461075
im stealing this one

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>>87461131
S2 had potential, but it just needed more focus/less characters. I honestly didn't know what was going on most of the time. Highways or land prospecting or something? Focus it more on Vince and Colin, cut out War God, have Adams actually get naked/gang banged at that orgy and it would have been much better.

Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.

>>87462380
I thought it was "good things come in pairs"

You don't know pain, Ray. You don't know what it's like being an only child and getting doublemint gum for your birthday.

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>>87461075
haahahahha

>>87459798
Season 2 went to shit when gay biker cop went full retard and knowingly walked right into a trap. wtf was he thinking

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>>87462459
You thought wrong

>>87462496
About dicks, probably.

You think we're a team? Like we're the goddamned Superfriends saving the world? Well guess what, Ray. This may be a world of heroes, but I don't see anybody getting saved.

Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

What did he mean by this?

>>87462525
Probably, guy was a fanny faggot

>>87462603
his shoes were too tight

>>87461689
>Agreed, it is sort confounding. It's not exactly "guy that fucks up idioms" - although that works sometimes. It isn't even necessarily wrong, I think. Certainly unintentional.

I take it as a man with average intelligence thinking he's a philosopher, and just spitting out whatever thing that pops in his head that happens to sound somewhat clever.

It's like that movie with the dinosaurs and the park, Ray. No matter how much money you put into things, some fat fuck is going screw things up. Casper knew this. He had the Blu-ray.

>>87462496
Not gonna lie, I fucking loved the gunfight that followed.

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>>87461114
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfAExhHTMM

>Ray, they say that when your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Well I'm a fucking drill and things are starting to look real screwy around here.

>>87462760
>from the writer/director of Bone Tomahawk
Shame he got Vince. I loved Bone Tomahawk and hate Vince.

>>87459798
When I was 7 my dad gave me an egg. He told me to take care of it and keep it safe. I did, I took it everywhere and cared for it like my own flesh and blood. One day it hatched and I a baby chick emerged. It was so small and frail. It's peeps filled the grimy apartment. A bleak glimmer of hope in an otherwise toxic childhood. Then one day my sonuvabitch father came home with one of his flavor of the week hookers. His breath smelt of bourbon and stale cigarettes. You know that kind of negative energy you can just feel In the air, Ray? The kind where you just know someone is going to do something so fucked up you can't even comprehend it until it happens? Well my dad burst in my room and snatched up my chick. He took it into the kitchen and made his hooker stomp on it. He watched and kept demanding she smush it more and more. Masturbating furiously. I looked on with horror, Ray. And from that day on I never let anyone pick up the check. I always pay for my meals no matter what. I don't owe shit to anyone. Fuck you Ray.

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>>87462806
Perfect.

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>When I was a kid growing up, we didn't have much other than black eyes and empty stomachs. You know, the other day I just thought about this kid I used to know back then, Wyatt Chuwont. Little shit. Had another friend named Wyatt. In fact, those two were best friends. Other one was named Yunid. Polish or Russian or some shit. I think both were.

Let me tell you Ray, this kid gave me the run around every single time I saw him, because he knew that he had stolen. My 1941 Play Ball Joe DiMaggio. Only thing I got at Christmas that year, only thing I wanted. He took it, Ray, and he ran. He didn't leave the city or the state or anything like that. He was just a kid, after all. It was more like he ran from mousehole to mousehole. He was always there, Ray, but always "not." I found out his mom always bought fresh herbs at the little corner store every other Wednesday, so I waited. She walks out, and I see she has a kid in tow. So I grab him, I spin him around. Wrong Wyatt, I got Yunid. Turned out he took over helping the other Wyatt's mom out, but... it was in exchange for my card. Which he had on him.

Caspere knew it, Ray. He knew that you can't always get Wyatt Chuwant, but if you try some thyme, you just mind find you get Wyatt Yunid.

Now that the dust has settled, can we admit S2 was one of the most catastrophic seasons of any shows, comparable to Twin Peaks S3?

I know it's fun to be contrarian, but c'mon.

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>>87462263
ghost greek letter pointing

>>87461075
is this real?

>>87462921
Only because S1 was god-tier does S2 seem bad. It's good television if you don't compare it to the best television ever.

I liked how sincere it was about the noir detective stuff, even Vince's ridiculous monologues. Everything is too self-aware these days.

>>87462897

that was embarrassing.

That’s what pain does. It shows you what was on the inside, and inside of you is pure gold. I know that. Caspere knew that too.

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>>87462921
>comparable to Twin Peaks S3
We got another one, Mark.

>>87461131
I thought the first half of the season was incredibly mediocre and the last half was great. HBO should've given nicky pizza more episodes or more time to map out the whole storyline, there were a lot of really interesting aspects to it but they weren't fleshed out enough

>>87462806
OK this is a pretty good one.

>Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. That's what they always told me, Ray. Do you know how many dicks I've sucked since then? And do you know what I got in return?
>Never do anything out of arousal. Not even fucking.

>>87462760
>I ain't gonna tell you anything you wanna hear, and prison will give me plenty of time to look at guys I don't like.

LOOKS LIKE VINCEPOSTING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Honestly this movie looks fucking great.

>>87462921
I think the problem was that season 2 didn't have 1 single director, so it didn't have the consistency of S1 and end up being a mess. Fukushima did a very good job keeping the tone and the rhythm in s1

>Ever hear the story about the big guy and the small guy, Ray? Well long story short it didn't turn out well for everyone. That's just the way this world works, big guys and small guys. Thing is, Ray, I'm the fucking plane.

Ray the way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

>>87463198
I thought it had too many main characters too. There wasn't enough time to develop them while also developing the main plot.

In the midst of being gang-banged by forces unseen, I figured I'd drill myself a new orifice, go on and fuck myself for a change.

>>87463377
Just take out gaycop

Ray, there are only two kinds of people in the world. Those with loaded guns and those who dig, and I'm the only guy in town with a gun and shovel store.

>>87463583
Problem solved.

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>>87462921
Ray have you ever been Lynched? Well I have. And lemme tell you it's like waking up and finding out you're the seeing-eye dog who went deaf.

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Its a dog-eat-fog word, Ray....and im the fuckin Chinaman...

>>87464692
Wasn't this a real one?

>I don't like rollercoasters, Ray. I can't trust anything that straps me in, forces my hands in the air, and turns me upside down. Following every slow rise comes an immediate plummet. No, I never ride rollercoasters, Ray, but that doesn't mean I'm afraid to build one.

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>>87459798
I felt bad for vince he couldn't fuck his hot wife

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>>87459798
He never gives me the Thumbs up

Some people like ketchup. Some people like Catsup. Well guess what, Ray. I'm the Tomato.

WHy didnt he just give the guy his trousers and then walk away

they were driving for like an hour at most he wouldnt have died

>>87467327
He had the diamonds in his suit. That's why he refused to give it up. That money was meant to give his wife a future.

My grandfather told me "only a life lived for others is worth living". I've been living for others my whole life, and you know what I found out, Ray? They're all fucking dead.

>>87467352
still better to hand it over than die and lose them anyway

I haven't had a good nights sleep in months, and you know what I'm realizing? I've been asleep my whole life.

>>87467451
The 1% chance of him successfully protecting the diamonds was worth the 99% chance of him getting killed. In his mind, if he couldn't give his wife the future he promised, then he may as well just die.

It was not a rational or smart decision, but it was the only decision that Frank would make in that situation.

>>87461131
It's atmosphere, although interesting, felt rather contrived. Further, it had too many characters and it failed to capture the confusing-story-that-keeps-getting-more-complicated film-noir trope and ended up with a retardedly complex story.

>>87459798
They say a cat always lands on it's feet Ray. What they don't say is what happens if it only has three legs?

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Is there any backstory on S2? It's so different compared to S1 structurally let alone stylistically. It also seems so much more amateurish.

I get the vibe that this was like an earlier series he wrote and never had made, then after the success of S!, HBO decided to film it. (or something like that)

>>87467960
i dont even see why it was called true detective when it has no connection whatsoever to the first season

>>87460527
>>87459798
O'Leary posting is still the GOAT

>>87462667
this is really good

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>>87467960
Pizza had his whole life to create season 1. He had a year to do season 2.

My wife asked me to come to bed last night. I asked 'what's in it for me'? She argued the usual, pussy, blah blah - you know. I took out my wallet and gave her a hundred. 'Pay me', I said to her. She gave me the bill. I scoffed. 'Is this all I'm worth to you?' I gave her another hundred. She payed, but it still wasn't enough. 'There's still one thing you can pay me with...' I said as I puckered my pink lips into the shape and texture of an asshole. And so, just like that, I fucked her ass. Poor girl never was good with money. You hear what I'm saying, Ray?

>>87468234

One of the the most cringe post ever posted on this website. Please never try to write anything funny again. You are fucking terrible. Jesus, I'm embarrassed for you.

>Some people are like open books, Ray, but not me. I'm not even a book at all. Hell, I can't even fucking read.

>>87468425
I didn't write it, it's a direct quote from S2.

>Ray you ever hear the story about the two mice that fell in the bucket of cream? One drowned and the other churned the cream into butter and climbed out. I used to think I was the mouse that crawled out, but now I realize I'm the bucket and no rat bastard crawls away from me.

>>87468037
It was supposed to be an anthology series. Each season would have a different story and set of characters.

I think season two was solid television and well worth watching but it just wasn't as great as the first season.

>it's a dog eat dog world, Ray, and I'm the fucking chinaman

>>87459798
NEVER BACK DOWN

>>87461727
Abbath is the fucking man

vinceposting died because it required you to actually use your brain instead of endlessly regurgitating the same shit over and over again

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>>87462760
They revised that poster.

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>>87460126
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>>87461131
I liked it, too. In same ways, I like it more than S1, in that I found it as terrifying but it didn't require the supernatural elements to generate the terror.

I also suspected that the cheesier lines Vince and Ray had were deliberate, like, "These guys think they're cool, but they're not," but that escaped some viewers. The Vinceposting is hilarious either way, but still.

Fuck off Rey posting was best posting

FAT PUSSY

>They say the pen is mightier than the sword, Ray. What they don't fuckin realize is that I have a gun.

>You know Rey, people always try and tell me "That ship has sailed". Well maybe they're right, maybe I missed the chance and now it's far far away. But thing is, they don't know I have a fucking plane ticket.

>They say you should never look a gift horse in the mouth. But they never said anything about blowjobs. Caspere told me this. He was fucking weird, Ray.

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bring back dixonposting.

>probably had a shitty childhood
>spends most of his time drinking, most likely divorced
>deals with three younger amateur detectives, obviously doesn't want to be there
>gets shot in the head by a random gang member
>ray doesn't even bother to burn his shit
literally did nothing wrong

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>>87462897
This was unneccessarily elaborate yet oddly satsfying.

>They says its a dog eat dog world, well I guess that makes me the chinaman.

>You know, Ray, my wife bitched at me today how the milk's been spoiled for over 2 weeks.
>You know what I told her? My milk's been fuckin spoiled for over 40 years.

>>87466442
IS THAT A SKIN BRIDGE ON HIS INDEX?

>>87470139
That was never a thing, largely because he said very little.

>>87461075
I don't get it. Can someone please spoon feed me?

>The early bird gets the worm huh? Well they can keep their fucking worm Rey 'cus I'm the goddamn Nightowl and I'm gonna get me a mouse.

>>87461156

Um sweetie Vince is a pure christian like his friend MEL GIBSON, he won't join a movie franchise run by liberals and cucks, he'll join a movie franchise by STRAIGHT WHITE MALE CHRISTIANS such as DC

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>>87470104
>>87470123
>>87470132

>>87460126
Kit Kats. Those and Twix are what's wrong with this state, this country. Everyone assumes things are made to be shared. I want to wipe that line of thinking from the board. I want it all.

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Someone once told me he'd make me sleep with the fishes, but he didn't. Couldn't even make me yawn at the fucking aquarium.

>>87459798

They say if I took that mask off, you'd die. But you're a big guy, Ray. And it would be extremely painful. For you.

how did they go from making season 1 which is legitimately god tier to season 2 which is fucking garbage??

what went wrong

>>87462431
>I honestly didn't know what was going on most of the time.
when the killing in the last episode started i actually forgot who the guy in the alley was.

>>87470139
Dan-the-motherfucking-main-man-Dority

You've probably heard that all good things come to those who wait, right? Well you got impatient, Ray, and now I'm here to fuck your world.

>>87471021
>So then I asked myself Ray "What is more powerful? The pen or the sword?" then i realized my fucking breath killed more hopes in my life than either thing