Is Pacho /our gay/?
>>87457142
Puto, maricon, hijoputa.
>>87457142
He had such a disappointing death, even if it was following real life.
I'm glad the Castano brothers returned in Season 3 even if one brother was written out. I wonder if the show will ever mention them again and their ultimate fate.
>>87457765
Why do they keep killing off all the best characters?
>>87458240
Because it's life.
>>87457142
Wait a minute, that stance...
Why cant any of you faggots write Peña with an ñ
>>87458354
We don't have our keyboards set to tortilla.
I wish we had more scenes about Maria being a whore.
>>87458354
The same reason I write my name Gomez instead of Gómez.
>>87458418
its just alt + n
>>87457142
Familia Salazar, soy el Cartel de Cali
>>87458502
No puedes traer maricas
>>87458607
Pues felicitaciones, te agarramos. Cuál es el siguente paso en tu plan maestro, malparido?
>>87458937
Estrellar este hijueputa avión, sin ningún marica que sobreviva.
>>87458240
jej
>>87459065
>jorge's ending
>chepe's ending
why bros
>>87459330
whats wrong with jorges ending?
He should be glad he is alive.
>>87459330
Jorge's ending wasn't that bad, at least neither him or his family died
>>87459435
>>87459442
they didnt show him with his family. since they purposefully didnt have a shot of him in witness protection with his family i assumed he wasnt with them. if he was, why the fuck couldnt we have gotten that shot instead of the depressing "witness protection is just another prison" ending?
>>87459330
>>87459442
In real life Jorge started his own business and is doing pretty well. It just took a while because he obviously didn't have his old engineering degree. Idk why the tv show portrayed him as a minimum wage mechanic.
Post times when you acted like Pacho.
>be me
>go to a nightclub
>see a guy who kind of looks like one of my high school bullies chilling with his friend at one of the tables
>order him the most expensive bottle in the house
>when the guy says he didn't order the bottle, the bartender points at me
>I walk up to the table and extend my hand
>say "no hard feelings, right?"
>he shakes my hand and says that he has absolutely no idea what I'm talking about
>"excuse me, I'll be back to share that bottle with you soon"
>walk up to the DJ and ask him to play "Dos Gardenias" for me
>he doesn't have it
>I'll settle for the generic top-10 mainstream dance music then
>walk to the middle of the dance floor and start dancing like a man possessed
>suddenly some random black dude walks by
>grab him by the head and start kissing him while grinding my dick against his thigh
>he pushes me away, punches me straight in the face and starts yelling at me
>DJ has stopped playing music, it's completely silent and everyone is staring at me
>walk back to the table
>grab the bottle and smash it on the guy's head
>grab him by the ears and yell "my daddy didn't love me!" in his face as hard as I can
>get thrown out of the club
>the bouncer fucking ripped my favorite shiny party shirt
>walk back home while autistically screeching about how I'm gonna carve myself a place in the world
>>87459509
Imagine the stones it must take to act that fucking gay in 1990s Colombia with no cops around. Acting that gay as a Colombian in Miami today would be pretty ballsy. But doing it in Colombia? 20 years ago? God damn.
Do seasons 2 and 3 have a shitty voiceover like the first one?
>>87459501
Maybe he started like that, I don't know if he got to keep the cash he earnt from the cartel after he got put in witness protection.
>>87459644
it's not as good in season 3 as seasons 1 and 2, where i thought it worked well
>>87458418
>>87458488
you could write it "Penya" tho', it's more accurate.
>>87459827
Xavier Penya, Agent de l'administració de control antidrogues
>>87459644
>not linking Murphy's sarcastic 4th wall breaking narrative
marica
Anyone else think that 10 min blowjob scene with the Mexican twink went on for to long?
>>87458502
Thats a great looking shirt.
fun Narcos fact. the actor who played Navegante also played the lead role on a Colombian tv series about Rodríguez Gacha.
>>87458301
Dr Peña, I'm cali
>>87459509
kek
>>87457142
eres un tipo grande
Pacho im D.E.A
>ywn watch narcos for the first time again
FUCK
>>87459554
It's almost like being a Clint Eastwood-tier white heterosexual man in today's Western civilization.
>>87461965
Para ti.
>>87459509
>>87459644
season 2 and 3 are terrible. just watch season 2 and skip thru shit until you get to the badass colonel and then the ending
>>87465237
It's gotten better every season.
>>87465237
never have an opinion ever again, in fact just go ahead and KYS yourself right now.thanks
>>87459644
season 2 has less of it, season 3 barely has any voice over and it's by Pena now
>>87465237
are you retarded?
>>87465424
>>87465491
>>87465595
stick with game of thrones
Anyone seen this?
I kinda wanna see it
>>87457142
Love pacho's style. His shirts are amazing.
>>87466444
what was his custom pistol he used at the end? not the one he had tucked in his crotch. please tell me it was a 1911
>>87457142
>you will never see a show about alpha gay pacho going on raid missions against ISIS
>>87459509
jej
>>87459509
>>87466433
It was pretty good.
i fucking miss him bros why the fuck did he not run for a second term? the fag who replaced him was corrupt as shit i mean how the fuck do you buy the fucking president?
>mfw they killed off two best characters and it was actually somewhat what happened.
Why can't spics and anglos just get along?
>>87459554
Pretty sure when the gay in question is an influential drug lord, no one would want to mess with him.
>mexico is next
>>87459509
>walk up to the DJ and ask him to play "Dos Gardenias" for me
>he doesn't have it
>I'll settle for the generic top-10 mainstream dance music then
>>87458418
Kek. Have my Ñ.
>>87468078
>i mean how the fuck do you buy the fucking president?
You pay for his campaign
>>87459330
What was the deal with based Chepe's ending? If he knew he was getting clapped why did he try to make a business with his killers?
>>87459501
They portrayed him as a minimum wage worker because they are trying to throw you off. He in witness protection for a reason.
>>87469235
Who will play Broly Banderas and El Chava the Facebook Admin
Comfy scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET1QqRE47Cc
>>87459554
He could act however he wanted. After all, he was a godfather of cali and Medellin was done for.
>It's a comfy sweater episode.
>>87457142
A Skinny fat body is worst than a fat body. Just looks so weird
>>87458502
[homosexuality intensifies]>>87459554
>>87466711
Post a pic and I can probably tell you. It most likely was a 1911 tho
>>87460943
>>87469696
In real life he was killed by cops. Not sure why they changed his fate on the shoe.
>>87457142
I hate this series because I usually playa games while half listening/half watching. About 10 minutes in I was like "shit... I don't understand a single word of this" and realised most story parts are in spanish...
>>87471175
Show*
>>87471175
There are two stories to it, one is cops the other is basically what happened in the show
>>87471175
because it would make him badass and stupid at the same time.
badass because he went to the based castaño bros.
stupid for coming to the castaño bros.
>>87471175
Killed by cops? The irl clip they showed had him dumped in the street nude like an execution
Did the cops do that?
>>87458495
tldr
>>87471192
Are you retarded or something?
>>87469829
Idris Elba
>>87471192
Stick to comic book movies pleb
>>87471192
Are you too inteligent to read subtitles?
How to become based as Pacho?
>>87466433
Its a lot slower than Narcos, but its still good. The season ending is a bit shit, but the intro music is pure kino
>>87459481
actually him and his wife lived happily ever after in reality.
how do people know stuff about salceda in rl? i thought witness protection was supposed to essentially make you untraceable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSZlJT1Q38A
>>87470210
>It's a Pablo wants to genocide the German race episode
pacho wasnt even gay in the first two season. they just made him go faggot just to pander to the faggots.
they also said the cali went to war with the north valley and people getting killed in the streets but they barely showed the damn thing. its like they had to work on a lower budget. they show quick clips of some bodies and then forgot about it and went with personal issues shit. stupid.
season one is still the best.
>>87457142
David was /ourguy/. Literally /tv/ incarnate
>>87473984
Are mentally deficient? The real life pacho was fag from the get go (and also a crazy torturer).
>>87473984
the season focused more on how the cali cartel controlled the government and the systems in place with the usa, colombia and trade/bank networks.
but yeah they showed far less street violence that previous seasons
>>87473984
>Pablo said he's gonna personally stick the gun in Pacho's ass
>Gustavo said that Pacho will like it
they hinted on Pacho being gay since season 1
>>87457142
This the dude that had a private football team of blacks there just to coaltrain him?
>>87471432
Yes, idk if you missed it but Colombian police were kind of corrupt in the 90s.
>>87468078
>i mean how the fuck do you buy the fucking president?
You're seriously asking this in a country where Pablo fucking Escobar was a serious presidential candidate at one point?
>>87474595
Allegedly. The team wasn't that bad either.
Whats a show with great costume design similar to the style in Narcos?
>>87460466
THE NEW BEAT THE NEW BEAT
>>87473984
He was gay in real life
Playing up that fact in the other seasons would have been needless. But since he's one of the 4 main crime kings it makes complete sense to flesh out his personality.
>>87475014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAV0369kFMU
>>87457142
Why can't all gay people be this based?
Also, where does this guy buy his shirts?
thought pallomari was our guy but he got keked by his wife
>>87476147
lots of coogi sweaters and shirts look like his.
>>87476572
Sounds like our guy to me.
>>87459509
>"excuse me, I'll be back to share that bottle with you soon"
>walk up to the DJ and ask him to play "Dos Gardenias" for me
>he doesn't have it
>I'll settle for the generic top-10 mainstream dance music then
Narcos season 3 > Narcos Season 1 > Narcos Season 2
For anyone that has dealt with smoking addiction, they would know that not seeing people smoke/enjoy it, really helps, and when you do see it, you suddenly want to do it again. It's why it was banned in movies/tv-shows, but these guys get away with it because Netflix original series are neither movies nor tv shows.
Watching all these characters smoke has really pushed me back into wanting it again, I might actually relapse because of this fucking show.
It's bullshit, and I am being serious
>>87481317
Stop being a little bitch and smoke already.
>>87475866
>>87481317
i actually agree, you can't deny there is a sinister motive from tobacco companies to push smoking in Narcos, even House of Cards (the famous line from Kevin Spacey when offered an e-cigarette: "It's not as good as the real thing")
>>87481317
>>87481506
Yeah, they really should have cut out the smoking and left it focused on nice healthy cocaine.
>fag show
>2 gardenias starts playing
>>87481616
you full well know it's not the same
>>87481317
i would never smoke cigarettes but watching this show and true detective really makes me think smoking is cool as shit. crazy
>>87481757
how do you know, are you a cocaine addict too?
>>87459644
Season 3 had the better white agents. It wasn't that boring redneck.
>>87481317
>hurr muh addiction is like a serious illness
maybe if you start smoking again you'll stop being such a bitch
Great season. Great show.
>the qt white wife doesn't get JAVI'D
only real disappointment from this season
>MFW Pacho is so based he goes full gay in front of a dive bar full of Colombian peasants and no one says a fucking word
>>87473984
I would expect nothing less than full retard from a Swiftposter.
>>87458495
Not on a British keyboard.
Will next season be much more violent and brutal? All those cartel stories you hear about people being thrown in acid baths or getting their balls cut off and shoved in their mouths seem to come out of mexico
>>87483092
It will be brutal but honestly I think the quality will drop because there are no smart/cunning people like Pablo or Gilberto creating shenanigans. It's just Mexican meatheads grinding people up and selling drugs thanks to a vacuum created by the Cali cartel's downfall.
>>87457906
What happened to them irl
>>87483607
look it up you fuckface
Can we agree Pacho and Chepe were criminally underused?Their appearances in the first two episodes suggested they'd have much more to do.I get that it's "real life" but surely they could mess with the timeline a bit and show some stuff they did before the surrender treaty shit.Not like it's following history to a tee.
>>87482409
I was mirin her husband's beard neckline.
Ps. Why did he turn around and let the nigger stab him?
>>87483607
Died like 2 weeks before season 2 or some shit
>>87483851
Well I agree at the least
The thing with Pacho and the lord of the skies, can't remember his name, kind of went nowhere at the end and boiled down to Pacho being loyal, no questions asked
But mostly I think I'm displeased because Pacho and Chepe were cast excellently, especially Chepe
I know it's true for TV in general and nothing new but literally all of the characters are much better looking than they were irl.And I'm not one to complain about whitewashing but some of them were also a lot more "European" looking than they actually were.
>>87485145
Maybe the lord of the skies will have a role to play in the next season, being in Mexico and all.
>>87478286
This
>>87485349
Yeah I'm guessing that'll be the case.
> Amado Carrillo became known as "El Señor de Los Cielos" (Lord of the Skies) because of the large fleet of jets he used to transport drugs. He was also known for laundering money via Colombia to finance his large fleet of airplanes.
His end will be funny if they stay true to actual events
>He died in July 1997 in a Mexican hospital after undergoing extensive plastic surgery to change his appearance.
>>87479916
you're high.
>>87482503
>even the women looked like they envied the bf
>>87482503
Well Salazar hated his homo ass an in the end that got him killed.
>>87485903
May people probably hated him for being a homo, but he was so powerful that no one could do shit about it. Salazar didn't kill him for being a homo though.
>>87486270
yea, he is a cartel boss after all.
I mean due to all the grudge killing after Slaazar he ends up dead for it.
>>87481317
sounds like a personal problem
>>87481317
If you relapse it's your own willpower at fault not a fucking TV show. Talk about deferred responsibility.
>>87485462
On November 7, 1997, the two physicians who performed the surgery on Fuentes were found dead, encased in concrete inside steel drums, with their bodies showing signs of torture.
fugg
>>87486571
If I did something like accidentally kill a Mexican cartel leader, I'd just go ahead and join the rival cartel and get protection. They're fucking coming for you either way at least it would give me a chance.
>>87484401
Because the other guy caught him off guard. He didn't know he knew who he was and had never seen him before and all they spoke about was a phone and being from Colombia. Guy wasn't a criminal and didn't know how criminals work so he wasn't expecting it on the inside. Plus I don't think he even knew the cartel knew about his imminent deal with the DEA.
>3rd season, 10th episode
>Pena opens and closes the car door that sounds just like in GTA Vice City