How many black mermaids will there be?

2 billion dollars

King Trident will be played by Idris Elba and at least one of Ariel's sisters will be a sistah

>>87451254
ariel was my childhood fap

>>87451547
When I took a bath as a kid I'd rub my little sisters' naked barbie dolls and mermaid barbies on my dick

Mermaids aren't real so there's no reason they can't be black

>>87451973
>spend 95% of the time underwater
>somehow have enough Melanin to be black

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>>87451254

>>87451254
>chloe got sacked from this

LEL

>>87452110
Are you unfamiliar with fiction?

>>87453119
If it's not absurdist fiction it should still make sense.