What would you have done?
abuse pause, rewind, and language to make a fortune and have fun.
everytime your mum tried to do a poo, i'd rewind after she's taken her pants down so she does a poo in her pants
Then when she shuffles across the floor with her poo filled pants around her ankles, I would quickly press rewind and fast forward to make it look like she is dancing, then I would play Cha Cha Slide on a stereo and have my fun for the evening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA6tIlQeHwM
cry, like i did
>>87449858
this is the most autistic post i've read on this site, congrats
I'd poo the rewind and fast forward so it's like I'm getting fucked in the ass by my own poo
lots of rape
>>87449537
I think we both know
>>87449537
Have you ever seen those Japanese freeze time porn videos? That
I'd sit on the toilet, take a shit, stand up and step away from the bowl. Then press rewind so the shit rises up out of the bowl, because I'm not there it will keep going and splatter on the ceiling. Everyone will have a good laugh.
>Go to a college classroom
>Pause time
>Put everyone in the middle of a sex act
>Unpause time for .5 seconds
>Pause time
>Put everyone back exactly the way they were before
>>87450373
>>87450474
Neither of these poo jokes were as good as my one about OP's mum
>>87450580
Interesting
>>87450580
Kek
>>87449537
This movie is so infuriating.
Guy gets handed the most powerful weapon in the universe, and he uses it to fix his own shitty personal life.
I would have used the fucking thing to humiliate and destroy every single rich corporate CEO and hollywood celebrity out there. At least I would actually be making the world a better place.
>>87450474
No it wouldn't hit the ceiling. It would slowly squeeze into shape it was in in your colon and then it would move arround corresponding to where you moved while it was in you. Then it would start moving slowly upwards, as it did in your colon but in reverse, all the while getting smaller and smaller until it disappeared
>skip all my waiting
>become 80 year man before I know it
Fuck
I'd poop on the remote lol!
>>87450973
He got the remote from the Archangel Gabriel. Presumably there is also a G*d and abusing a magical relic would probably piss him off.
>>87450580
That would be really amusing to see the reactions
>>87450580
that is a LOT of work
>>87450580
To be honest I'd do this too, except I'd do it for every person in my uni. I'd have more than enough time.
>>87450580
Imagine how confused you'd be. Would you believe it was real or would you shrug it off as a dream? How would everyone else's reaction affect your belief? What would your relationship be like with the person you were having sex with? There should be a book about this
Pause time. Impregnate every attractive woman around me.
>>87450860
Fuck off you fucking nonce
>>87451012
Fuck me, didn't realise we had the time police here
>>87451012
>Pop appears out of thin air
Top fucking geg
>>87451012
>you could rewind your poop back into food and eat it again
>>87454006
Kino