Stephen King's Gerald's Game - Trailer

>>87423347
I want to chain up the Carla Gugino from her "Son in Law" years and have my way with her.

I believe that the Jews are responsible for everything wrong in the world.

Those are my thoughts.

>>87423347
See. This is why I had a flesh pocket sewn into my arm and filled it with all manner of handcuff keys.

>>87423347
She's psychic and remembers her daddy raped just the one time.

The end. There you go.

Why is everyone making Stephen King adaptations this year?

>>87423511

so they can tell trump he can't watch them

>>87423347
Does she have her tits out the entire movie like in the book?

>>87423511
There's usually an average of one a year.

>>87423620
And this year I can think of 4

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>>87423573
>Something happens
>FUCK DRUUMMPPFFF!!!!
love this timeline

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>>87423620
>>87423790
actually there are 5 movies and 3 tv shows based on his stories this year

>>87423511
Because Stephen King is the greatest novelist of the last fifty years, and his characters are so brilliantly-written and realised, that everybody wants to attempt to bring them to the screen.

>>87424145
>Trump is so petty he will LITERALLY Tweet pictures of himself watching private screenings of every Stephen King related movie released in his presidency, and bash them

Based

>>87423347
Oh boy, yet another shitty Stephen King adaptation.

Why the fuck is this faggot so popular again all of a sudden?

>>87423431
Go to bed Mel, you're drunk

>>87423397
>from her "Son in Law" years
But she's way hotter now?

>>87424254
>all of a sudden

>>87424145
THANKS OBAMA

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but will it be better than Stephen King's The Lawnmower Man?

>>87423431
Well, they did just fuck up The Dark Tower movie so you may be onto something

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>>87423347
In the book the guy was supposed to be fat because the dog, and I quote, "ate his jowly cheeks"

disappointed, tbqh

>>87423347
They finally adapted this? Holy shit

>>87424268
But she's not.

>>87424789
she's hot at any age

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>>87424290
Moreso than usual.

>>87423511
Because someone thinks they can make a "cinematic universe" because that's all the rage these days!!!FACT!!!

>>87424145
Same with Obama when he was still PRESIDENT then ?

>>87424848
She is. I just want her at her at her son in law age, IF you don't mind!

>>87425151
most King adaptions are made by different studios and have no relation to each other.

the only thing that classifies as a 'cinematic universe' is the Castle Rock tv show

>>87424226
>Because Stephen King is the greatest novelist of the last fifty years, and his characters are so brilliantly-written and realised, that everybody wants to attempt to bring them to the screen.


King is a good idea man but his work is schlock. He's at his best when writing nostalgia like Joyland!!!FACT!!!

>>87425237
Point is that King's name is practically a genre, so everyone's racing to cash in on a well known IP! I really wish they'd make another CREEPSHOW and it's sad that Romero never got the chance to do a sequel. Part 2 was decent but 3 was atrocious DTV trash of the lowest order! The thing is about his work is that you need a Director with a really strong vision to take his stories and make them their own. It's funny that STEVEN SPIELBERG never made a movie based on his work because you'd think they'd go perfectly together. I was particularly hoping that he'd do IT since a the stuff set in the 80's (which I know was updated from the 50's) with the kids done in the style of Poltergeist would be FUCKING ULTIMATE!!! Yeah, I know Tobe Hooper (RIP) is the credited Director but the Berg's style was all over that film!!!FACT!!!

>>87425498
FACT!!!

>>87424189
>>87423511
you know why

>vocally anti-trump lefty sjw cunt
>within 6 months jewish directors make 9 films and shows based on his books

lmao

Carla is my waifu, I claimed her 12 years ago

>>87424145
I am so happy to be living here in the Fidget Spinner timeline. Everyone and everything I've come to dislike over the years have teamed up to pitch a years-long existential conniption-fit over a moderately successful businessman-cum-politician who hasn't done much in office but shitpost on Twitter and have silly hair. It's like listening to your two least favorite siblings punching each other stupid in the backseat while you dig into your Heath Bar Blizzard up front.

>>87423511
because leeching off trump is a booming business.

They need to adapt "The Long Walk". It be hard to pull off in a movie to an extent but it could be really good if done right.

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>>87423431
Did you say Jew?