/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

i've not been in /tpg/ for 2.5 weeks (since the russian leaks)

hit me with the memes i've missed before i kill myself

>>87413964
Should've been Donna's kid.

IT'S UP

http://twinpeaks.wikia.com/wiki/Bellhop

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friendly reminder that doppelcoop did nothing wrong and Cooper was the real fuck-up the entire time

the finale was a masterpiece

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top bros coming through

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>>87413973

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"Rewatchability" is a myth perpetuated by plebs anyway.
You only get to experience your dreams once.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder's Out of Sand proved Vedderposters right. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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Cooper is Orpheus.

>>87413964
>Richard's character was pointless
feels bad, man

>>87414025
I think I like Mr. C more than Cooper at this point desu

>>87413964
Lynchtards should all be murdered.

Did Cooper know about Judy in/as the Palmer's house?

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>>87413973

>>87414103
Okay, but Lynchedtards go first.

>>87414079
Mr. C was my favorite part of this season
>taken out by fucking LUCY

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>>87413973

>>87413964
>failed to kill a fat, defenseless woman
>failed to threaten cooper
>failed to not get killed by binoculars
>hasn't even seen the King and I
who is the biggest fuck up in Twin Peaks and why is it Richard Horne

>>87414145
>buy into meaningless shit
>pretend you weren't the lynched one

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>Over the course of the series’s final sprint, Lynch turns this story into an elemental drama of dramas, a distorted and refracted version of the lone American male hero on a relentless quest to rescue an abused woman—he turns “Twin Peaks: The Return,” in other words, into a modern-day version of John Ford’s “The Searchers,” and the tragic depth of his view of the solitary and haunted Western hero is worthy to stand alongside Ford’s own.

>>87414042
lol

>>87414067
You're a hack, David.

>>87414190

people had fun watching it.

that's all.

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Why did the show never reveal the spirit possessing Benjamin Horne and turning him into a ruthless, apathetic dick?

>Lynch remakes Wizard of Oz ONCE AGAIN

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So I understand Mr. C's endgame was ultimately just to stay out of the Lodge and maybe do shit with Judy but explain this

Why would he just stroll into the Sheriff's Department to kill Cooper

Even if Coop had been there and he managed to take him down, he's still in a fucking police station full of armed cops

That's not even counting the fact that if Coop had been there and another Coop showed up everyone would be tipped off to the fact that something is very wrong

I've been AWOL from /tpg/ since immediately after the finale

So uhhh I'm gonna ramble for a bit:
>Doppleganger is shot by Lucy (reminds me of Andy shooting Jacques at the end of S1)
>One Punch Chav destroys BOB
>the whole gang finally reunities
>Cooper's face superimposed over the picture says "we live inside a dream"
>Diane reappears now that Evil Coop is gone (Naido being her "hear-no/see-no/speak-no evil" form a la the monkey noises)

Why was the real Diane/Naido originally in the Mauve Zone in part 3 before she fell into space?

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>>87413956
>>87414116

there's also Laura disappearing during pt.2 that makes a lot more sense after watching the finale. Even the less tangible, more subtle things like Leland asking Coop to find Laura are way more pregnant after watching the whole series.

would you fucks eat lynch's shit

>>87414217
Retards have fun doing everything. What did you think your point was?

>>87414042
It was a straight up hack job.

"LOL IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE THEREFORE IT'S GENIUS, GET IT?"

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>>87413973
This was the key to it all

>>87414203

That New Yorker writer sure has a hard-on for Ford in that article

conflict in ep1-16:
>cooper v cooper

conflict in ep17-18:
>lol nah son, it was laura v judy the whole time

this was dumb

>>87414232
The cucks on /r/twinpeaks would

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Mary Sue

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>>87414265
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
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E
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What were some of your biggest laughs, or chuckles?

For me i loved how the Jerry Horne plot finally, tangentially joined the Dark Cooper plot, with his absurd binoculars gag. Also, everything Mitchum Bros. They were fantastic. And Wally Brando, funny, obviously, but also poetic.

>>87414232
Yes

>>87414224
He doesn't know that Sarah is being possessed by Judy, so he probably assumed Judy was at the Sheriff's Station.

>>87414245

maybe you should find something better to do with your life than worrying what other people are watching

>>87414291
So basically everyone that comes to lynch threads.

>>87414293
why is it that all the most interesting characters got the least amount of screen time

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>>87413973
This one is the best

>>87414264
>in that article
In general, he's a huge Ford fan and proponent. Considers Liberty Valance especially to be one of the very finest American films.

>lynch dick suckers not BTFO by pasta already
the absolute state of this board

I really want to rewatch it just to see if there's some hidden fucking meaning behind everything. Is it a waste of time?

The last two episodes shit on everything how good the first 16 were.

It takes a lot to fuck that up. 2/10. Contrived hack job.

>>87414300
When Sinclair throws the poison coffee down the urinal. "That bad, huh"

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>>87414203

>modern day version of The Searchers

>1 1 9
so what did it mean

>>87413979
No, that would be stupid.

>>87414224
he didnt show up there voluntarily. the giant sent him there after he captured him. mr c wanted to go the palmer house but the giant sent him to the sheriffs station so he would get his ass handed to him

>>87414224
I'm guessing he figured his magic regen powers would be enough that he could kill everyone in there and be fine no matter how many times they shot him dead, he probably wasn't expecting to get counter-LODGE'd

>>87414315
Nah, that wasn't your point.

>>87414343
kino composition

>>87414336
ah-bloo-bloo bloo. kill yourself brainlet

I'm still sad Cooper didn't try to take off Carrie's face why she feels confused and tries to run away

>>87414337
Yes, because it's all meaningless red herrings and convoluted shit thrown at you when there really is no true meaning, only to make you think it's really deep and complex.

Lynch would never reveal a mystery. Don't waste your time.

>>87414347
in the end, absolutely nothing

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>>87414255
>>87414232
>>87414291

>>87414300

Lost my shit everytime the bleeding drunk guy would repeat Chad
Also
>HELLOOOoooOOOOooo
>call for help
>*point at self* "Dougie Jones"
>the squeegee guy cleaning Cole's window

and of course
>JUUUUUST YOOOOOOOUUUU

>somebody went back in time and destroyed lynch's script because of the terrible finale, which resulted in such a finale

>>87414386
>audrey in the mirror
so what did it mean

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B T F O
T
F
O

>>87414343
lovely shot and homage

>>87414224
Maybe he was trying to get Naido to go through the 430 portal raping her?

>>87414300
I found the scenes between Charlie and Audrey quite funny

>>87414347
The doppelganger changing/affecting the past/timeline.

>>87414224
I figure he didn't want to go to the Sheriff's station but the Fireman or Jeffries tricked him into going there. Judy was at the Palmer's house and he wanted to go there, but ofc he didn't quite know where she was. So when he ends up at the Sheriff's station he is immediately greeted by Andy who asked him to go in and he didn't know that he got tricked (or maybe he suspected but went along with it for now). He probably underestimated he would get his shit kicked in by Lucy of all people.

>>87414403
in the end, absolutely nothing

>>87414224
he really likes picnics

Think of parts 1-16 and 17-18 as two separate stories and maybe you won't be that disappointed.
part 1-16 ended with Mr. C and Bob dying, it is a concluded story.

>>87414203
>anything that has to do with a hero returning to rescue a woman is related to the searchers
wew lad, i like the searchers, but why does everyone need to bring it up
same thing happened with the lackluster breaking bad finale

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>>87413964

>>87414403

It meant the overly-nostalgic, narcissistic, fantasy-projecting fandom (many of whom are huge Audreyfags) got BTFO by Lynch

>>87413964
>lynchtard faces when they basically got DALLAS'D but want to pretend it was a good thing

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>>87413973

>>87414424
>mr. c squeezing the face of that guy when he gets his car
so what did it mean

>>87414300
Lynch getting LYNCHED by the window cleaner

>>87414438
i got a similar feeling after episode 17, that 18 would be different, something like in season 2 after knowing about leland killing laura

>>87414262
WAAAAIIT A MINUTE

Is the other guy in those photos the guy from the Audrey scenes??

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>>87414440
>Breaking Bad in the same sentence as Twin Peaks, The Searchers and Richard Brody

>>87413973
>missed the real ending

https://youtu.be/f6YaWWnJXBY

>>87414365

well, take it under consideration

I mean it too. I want you to be happier

>>87414479

Dallas'd would literally be the S1 ending with Coop getting shot then cutting straight to black

I have to admit that in the modern cinematic context, that kind of a cliffhanger is pretty shamelessly embarassing

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Explain yourselves sad ending-fags. Cooper completed the mission set to him by the Fireman. He got Laura to wake-up thus ready to take on and vanquish Judy.

How is that remotely sad?

>>87414461
DID I DISAPPOINT YOU
OR LET YOU DOWN

>>87414502
Yeah

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>>87413973
>>87414480

>>87414360
That's a good point. So far Evil Coop had been practically immortal, which is why The Fireman had to get the One Punch Lad to Twin Peaks.

>>87414049
too bad they don't exist anymore.

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>>87414480
>>87414533

God Lynch is such a fucking hack he even steals from Cambodian children's cartoons

>>87414224
He didn't account for One Punch Man

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https://www.midnightpulp.com/theres-no-place-like-home-saying-goodnight-twin-peaks/

I can't tell if this is right or not

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WHAT YEAR IS THIS???

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Imagine going through life and being this wrong

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>>87414524
I agree generally but Cooper has taken on a sisyphean task and Laura recalls, at once, staggering past trauma. It's overwhelming, emotionally explosive.

As for the finale, MacLachlan is “still processing” the last couple of episodes — specifically that finale.

>“I don’t know — I’m very moved by it. It was a traumatic moment at the end, obviously,” he says. “How to interpret that is open to so many possibilities, I feel. I’m not even sure where I am on that. We filmed it very early and coming back to it now, it’s incredibly powerful — particularly with Sheryl Lee and that fantastic blood-curdling scream in the middle of the night in a small neighborhood in Seattle.”

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>>87414533

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>>87414577

>tfw ywn find out if Annie is OK

lynch haters are intolerable
admit this is a masterpiece

>>87414625
What a faggot.

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>"If I disappear, come find me."

Can Gordon find Cooper again? Will he be saved?

I need to believe ;_;

>>87414625
Meanwhile

Lynch is laughing all the way to the bank because of the cucks on /r/twinpeaks sucking his cock

>>87414625
>pink floyd fan is a brainlet
no surprise there

brainlets ITT

>>87414661
Right after you do the right thing by murdering your family and then yourself.

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>>87414719
This.

>>87414004
He clearly asks "Are you the man?", which is what causes Jeffries to scream.

>>87414625
didn't know stephen a smith was a twin peaks fan

>>87414625
Surprised to see someone with a The Prisoner avatar be mad at surreal shit. That show's ending made even less sense than The Return's.

>>87414745
Hi (sorry for bad English)

>>87414679
REMEMBER THOSE OLD WORLD WAR TWO MOVIES

>>87414305
>>87414423
Oh yeah, I haven't rewatched the finale yet so I forgot about the locations switching when he was at the Fireman's "house". I guess he realized he was in too deep when Andy saw him and went along with it.

>>87414679
>Lynch plays Gordon
>whether the saga continues is determined by if Lynch feels like finding Coop again

>What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more'

"What year is this?" = Cooper has déjà vu and realizes that he had been there before and did that before and also that he will do that again.

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Hmmm

>>87414405
what forum is that?

>>87414025
he was about to kill based fish.jpg man, that's enough evil in my book

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>>87414044

>>87414405
welp

>>87414858
Dugba forums

>>87414524
this.
anyone who thinks the show ended on a low is more suited to the infantile nihilist shit of rick and morty.

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>>87414300

>>87414848
Holy shit.

>>87414424
>black corn that hawk didn't talk about
so what did it mean

>>87414848

yeah gonna watch this all again

Wanna know how Twin Peaks S3 wasn't actually good? Because if it was good, /tv/ would hate it. If its a retarded meme machine, then /tv/ would love it. Hence retarded meme machine

>>87414929
Revelations 12

So who the fuck was Mr. Strawberry??

>>87414576
holy shit

>>87414848
Holy fuck. This is Lil/ his mother's sister's girl all over again.

>>87414848
NOOO DELETE THIS
LYNCH IS A HACK AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE, PART 1-16 AREN'T REWATCHABLE AND YOU SHOULDN'T THINK ABOUT THIS SHOW AT ALL REEEEEEEEEE

>>87414968
Red herrings. Red herrings everywhere

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>>87414848

upboat

>>87414848
Why does this matter at all though?

>>87414968
The warden's dog who he fucked and Evil Coop threatened to tell everyone about his beastiality.

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>>87414979

explain that for me yo

>>87414948
Don't think it's that simple. But yeah, /tv/ also thinks the original series wasn't something very special (even at that time) and defends FWWM. Smartest thing to do is move on, no matter how disappointed you are yourself. Let the theory retards post in their threads.

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>we protected her smile

only thing that mattered desu

Hawk...

>>87415036
imagine being this lynched

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>>87414774
You know here's a difference between surreal and pretentious, right? FWWM (the original, not tha DJ Lynch Fan Mix) was surreal. S3 is pretentious.

All told, I enjoyed it, but it was mostly pointless and stupid. It's become clear that Twin Peaks was good in spite of Lynch, not because of it, and the only times he succeeds are when producers heavily intervene in his films.

>>87415058
I'mmm dyyinnnggg

>>87414576
>using a reaction image of Coop I made

what the fuck, did someone cross post that to reddit or something?

>>87415036
> /tv/ also thinks the original series wasn't something very special (even at that time)
[citation needed]
>defends FWWM
it's a good movie tho, why shouldn't people defend it 25 years later
also
>/tv/ is one person

"I'd rather people feel a film before understanding it"
- Robert Bresson

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>tfw can't look at all those scenes with a distraught Sarah Palmer in the original the same way anymore.

Was she faking? Was it real? Had her possession manifested at this point?

>>87415020
>bestiality
oh
i thought mr strawberry just was the family dog

>>87414848
O may

Just marathoned the entire series. Question: why would Carrie Page let an FBI agent into her house when a dead dude with a bullet hole in his head was sitting in the living room and then act like that was no big deal? Of all the things that made no sense this really bugged me.

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>>87415114
I think you can assume the possession hadn't manifested yet. I saw people saying that's why she doesn't help Laura in FWWM, but even in the dinner scene when she could have helped, she tried and was obviously scared of Leland too. Not to mention being drugged at nights.

>>87415075
How was it pretentious at all? You know pretentious has an actual meaning and isn't just a buzzword right?

>>87415114
the ceiling fans don't go after her until after leland dies

she was a sleeper agent at that point, the emotional distress is real

no more twin peaks
is it time to end myself

>>87415139
dream logic

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>>87415037
this

the cooper tulpa living the comfy Dougie life with JaneyE is the only ending that matters

>>87415079
o kay margret

>>87415075
>It's become clear that Twin Peaks was good in spite of Lynch, not because of it, and the only times he succeeds are when producers heavily intervene in his films.
is the 'x was good in spite of [person], not because of it' the worst meme ever? It does apply in some cases, but if you keep in mind how shit season 2 got after Lynch stopped giving a fuck about it (and how good the last episode was when he came back), you'd realise you're just talking out of your ass. Also how was S3 pretentious?

>>87415106
Yes, and I feel S3 is dog shit. If you want a film you can feel watch something by Rivette.

>>87415161

if she was the jumping man or judy why would leland(bob) drug her at night when he would rape Laura?

>>87415139
The names Richard told her triggered a feeling in her, that was enough. Maybe she figured he seemed so dedicated to that task that she wouldn't give a shit. After all, Richard knew she had been missing for three days so obviously something was going on, so he probably could have just used that as an excuse to arrest her and bring her to the house anyway.

It's amazing how good Badalamenti's score works over so many scenes.

https://youtu.be/FeWm9xrPOZ8

>>87415114
Laura kept her possession at bay

Once she died everything went south

>>87415204
Again maybe it hadn't manifested at that point so she would still protect Laura. If she had been S3 type Sarah in the movie, she would have probably just let Leland abuse her at the dinner table without trying to help.

>>87415201
Lynch is a big time hack

>>87415201
Rivette is one of my fav directors but thanks anyway. still have yet to watch Out 1 though

>>87415199
calm down david

is lynch a rapist?

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>>87413964

episode 8 was the single most important television event since 9/11

I feel like Lynch kind of gave up on playing Cole as a character and just kind of played himself this season

Not that I'm complaining

>first 10 episodes is just Lynch's celebrity friends making cameos and product placement every 5 minutes
>first 14-15 episodes is 80% filler and filler characters (And not even a characterization type of filler that the original series had, just literal bullshit filler)
>Lynch completely forgot how to direct, the flashback scenes of Fire Walk With Me are literally magnitudes of better quality than the shit we got. Hope you enjoyed your boring medium shot long takes for this new season.
>LOL LE WACKY DOUGIE ACTING LIKE HE HAD A STROKE BUT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. WOW WHAT A PROVOCATIVE STATEMENT ON HOW WE ARE SO SELF-ABSORBED BRAVO LYNCH.
>that fucking deus ex machina british kid that was introduced 14 episodes into the season, who ends up killing BOB with his le magic glove
>so many fucking side characters introduced or brought back only to be kicked to the fucking curb
>lynch REALLY hates sherilyn fenn
>The Roadhouse getting all of Lynch's A-lister music buddies to basically just shoot a music video when a tiny ass mountain town wouldn't get any of them
>"YOU MAFIA CASINO GUYS HAVE A HEART OF GOLD!" (despite being ready to kill me, kill the floor manager, launder money, and have probably been doing that for decades)
>BOB went from a evil, otherworldly entity who hides in his host until he can kill or rape as he pleases, to fucking Batman/Lorne Malvo/James Bond combined with a touch of psychic powers because why not

Why the fuck didn't Lynch and Frost just make a new, standalone, "spiritual successor"? The vast majority of the show we got has nothing to do with Twin Peaks anyways, plot OR character wise.

oh wait I know why. Because Lynch wanted to cast all his acting and music friends in his show and wanted to get paid a shit ton of money to write and direct "Twin Peaks" instead of a new series.

REMINDER THAT DAVID LYNCH IS SO FUCKING GREEDY AND SELF-ABSORBED THAT HE SHILLS HIS MEDITATION COURSE WHERE YOU HAVE TO PAY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO JOIN

Is it true that Audrey is actually Laura? Can someone explain this theory to me?

>>87415295

kek I agree

>>87415285
this doesnt even make any sense

>>87414480
>>87414533
>>87414569
https://webmshare.com/play/4Mw3n

>>87415295
episode 8 was the single most important television event since "who goes there"

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Explain this

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>>87414440
>i like the searchers, but why does everyone need to bring it up

>>87415339
Shit, so it does since it's made by Lynch. Alright, pack it up boys, we solved it.

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>no one protected this smile

Why /tpg/?

>>87415339
its actually an interesting theory

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>>87415166
Well, obviously. Someone who deems S1, S2, and FWWM surreal but regards S3 as pretentious obviously has firm command of both terms, whereas someone like you, someone who without a shred of irony asks

>how is s3 pretentious

obviously has the IQ of a turnip. It's like asking

>in what way is chocolate ice cream chocolate

Like, grow a brain, dude.

>>87415333
I still haven't heard anything that doesn't just sound like Audreyfags trying to make her relevant

>>87415201
can you get any more lynched?

>>87415333
No that's bullshit.

audrey never woke up from her coma. Like cooper, she was basically "awake" and could process everything around her but was trapped in her own body.

>>87415353
The more I look at it critically, the more I realize how stupid this is. Holy fuck this season was shit.

>>87415353

oh shit

LYNCH HATES COOP

>>87415340
Lost it at Naido.

>>87415320
h-hahaha l-lynched

>>87415353
Cooper doesn't give a shit about Ronette

Next

>>87415201
>shits on lynch
>recommends european director
ahahahaha fuck off back to plebbit you literal brainlet faggot

>>87415082
>I
but I made that

>>87415320
chill out lmao

>>87415353
i was thinking this too when it showed ronnette with leo and jacques

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>>87413973
First for jumping man.

>>87415199
No, it isn't a meme. You are, your life is, and your mom's cunt are, but that statement is true. Lynch barely directed five episodes and wrote even fewer. The problem in S2's quality derived from Frost not doing much of the writing either.

>>87414067
>You only get to experience your dreams once.

What is a recurring dream then faggot.

>>87415353
the point of the finale is that cooper is obsessed with laura and won't let her go like everyone else has

he doesn't think this through, and even though the Fireman warns him he goes to the Carrie Page reality and gets lost

Cooper is blind to the problems the town is having, and even Ronnette's suffering, this is ultimately why he fails

>>87415386
lynchfag

>>87414405
I'm disappointed and fascinated by season 3 at the same time, I can relate to his feelings but I wouldn't call it garbage

>>87415285
What am I even supposed to be looking at here? Both Laura and Audrey screamed so they're the same?

>>87415457
Not to mention if he takes her back home (since he went back in time), Bob still exists then and could just kill her later anyways.

LOL this whole season was shit.

>>87415353
Why would leland kidnap Ronette and try to kill her. He only got her because she was there when she took Laura.

He shows up, doesn't see Laura, and leaves.

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>>87414848

Twin peaks really is kino woah

>>87415386
So basically you have zero arguments to support your claim.

>>87415495
this

>>87415339
It does though, because elctricity tulpas we're living in a dream doppelganger the shit it comes out of my ass talking backwards and stuff

god how can you not get this lynched

l
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c
h
e
d

Imagine if they let Lynch direct season 2.

>>87415199
what the fuck. 1) s2 is underrated (problem if any is writing, not direction/acting/product design and it's still coherent and magnificent) 2) s3 is shit

>>87415320
a bit much desu but I was a little bummed that coop didn't get to talk with any twin peaks regs.

>>87415523
>>87415360
nice memes

>>87415378
no its not, explain how Audrey is Laura

>>87415499
BOB is killed in the future, and doesn't exist anymore in any timeline.

>>87415353
The point is it never happened and was just a dream dummy. Literally the whole ending is a dream sequence. How would Cooper just appear in the great northern basement and his key opens it? Then how he appear in the lodge after saving laura? And the hotel change? It's a dream.

>>87415509

Oh my god how cruel

>>87415470
>Lynch barely directed five episodes and wrote even fewer.
And they were the best episodes.

No season 4 because David Lynch had disappeared so up his own ass

>>87415320
In all seriousness, I disagree with your feelings on everything but fucking one punch lad, that's my main gripe with this season. A literal capeshit character with a deus ex machina solution that defeats the final boss in an "artsy" capeshit fight. I almost feel like Lynch did this intentionally as a punishment for the people who wanted a generic epin final battle, I dunno, that grey haired dude surely is fucked up.

>>87415566
But who is the dreamer?

>>87415558
i dont feel like it right now. ask again later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDt5HTULfnQ

kino

Lynch has fucking lost it
Terrible season

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>>87415538
>coherent and magnificent

>>87415559
That doesn't make sense, oh wait, it does since it's lynch LOL NOW IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE LOL.

Garbage.

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>people still haven't filtered the only tripfag stupid enough to come here

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>>87414405

Just for reference this is the same dumbfuck who watched while cooking dinner and complained about not understanding anything

>>87415512
OK, this is how it's pretentious:
>30 minutes of sweeping
>30 minutes of staring
>""""art""""
>""""lynched""""

>>87414221
It did, he was possessed by Jerry's foot.

>>87415600
Cooper is dreaming but the lodge spirits can obviously interfere with his dreams we have known this since episode 3 of the original series.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw9bpuJRoyU

>that lighting
>that editing
>that sound design
>that lack of CGI
>that tempo
>that intrigue
>that music
>that dialogue
>that actual storytelling and significance to the plot; no filler at all
>the fact that the scene isn't just an extreme long take with nothing happening

Take a look you filthy fucking redditor faggots. This is what we never got in The Return, and why the actual, REAL Twin Peaks fans are livid at the season we got

Just marathoned The Straight Story

What was wrong with his daughter?

>>87415641
Where is he sleeping?

Why doesn't the return mention Windom even once?

>>87415648
stop using that word

>>87415623
Both of those never happened so you are objectively wrong.

>>87415644
You mean random shit thrown in to make it look thought provoking?

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>>87415614
It is, actually. Just cut the chaff with James.

>>87413973
>>87414333
No the best one is the one with Andy and Dick. I didn't save it, can someone else show Anon?

>>87415644
>episode 8

>>87415601
no

>>87415320
you forgot

>the worst CGI to ever be seen on a premium cable channel
>that scene where Billy runs over the kid while going 60 MPH, there's no blood, no gore, and the level of acting in that scene is equal to that of a middle school play

>>87415656
He's in the lodge. But really we live inside of a dream means that all of reality is in a dream. Nobody knows where the dreamer who is dreaming reality is but maybe it isn't located anywhere and is just everywhere like God.

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>>87415566
wrong

>>87415681
then fuck off and stroke your own pet theory

Daily reminder that Lynch literally used his idea for Star Wars in The Return.

>[Lynch's] idea was that Luke Skywalker would travel back in time to kill Darth Vader, but by doing so, Luke would prevent himself from existing and would not be able to kill Darth Vader. Thix paradox would result in Luke being stuck in Star Wars universe forever with no way out. [...] This idea was so different from [Lucas'] idea of Star Wars universe, that's probably why Lynch didn't get to direct and write it.

>>87415641
>>87415694
Cooper isn't dreaming. But you're right, our reality is the dream of the lodge spirits.

FUCK
OFF
HATERS
REEEEEEEEEEEE

remember hawk walking to glastonberry grove?

nice job you hack

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>>87415566
>he hasn't read the kyle interviews

KYLED
Y
L
E
D

>>87415644
What's the floating dreidel symbolize? Jews?

>>87415715
this is the least effort ever put into a shitpost in this general

congrats

>>87415752
who cares what he thinks

>>87415668
Once the killer is revealed its goes to shit until like the last episode.

>>87415667
you mean actually interesting ideas for surrealist fiction?

>s3e8 and the finale
yawn
>were so fucking great but I can't say why
go kill yourself

>>87415600
When Monica Bellucci asked that question from Cole he looked behind him and saw Cooper.

>>87415717
Lynch never even got past the meeting with Lucas, he never had any ideas for ROTJ

>>87415745
remember "i am not your foot"?

lynch has lost it

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>>87413741
>Wild Palms
my nigga

>>87415786
Season 3 sucked shit.

>>87415786
this x 1000000
so much this.

So much was unresolved
What did Lynch mean by it?

>>87415827
Then why are you here, just to tell everyone you didn't like it? Great job, you did it. Thanks buddy!

>>87415770
you're welcome

>>87415745
I remember people thinking that it would actually take place toward the end of the season

Then we see the log lady die

So Hawk went to Glastonberry Grove for no reason, saw the lodge open, then I guess forgot about it completely and acted like a retard despite having knowledge of the lodge and that ancient map

>>87415667
Not him, but you are literally, actually retarded if you think that scene was "random shit".

>>87415702
no u

What can I say? Watching not only series 3, but the entire previous two series' comprehensively trashed by the finale has left me feeling - and I'm not exaggerating - utterly sickened. That blood-freezing scream at the end underlined that we have willingly subjected ourselves not to a dream, but an 18-hour waking nightmare. Kind of reminded me of the mother's scream at the end of the film Threads - a black howl of despair and hopelessness. Episode 17 was poor, but episode 18 really took the biscuit. One of my main criticisms of the show was that it was only tangentially connected to Twin Peaks. Episode 18 had no connection whatsoever to Twin Peaks. I think that it's safe to say that Lynch was taking the piss the entire time.

It's difficult put into words how utterly furious e17 made me. Bu retconning the story so that Laura Palmer never died, Lynch effectively ripped the heart out of the original show. How are we supposed to view the original, in which so much was invested over so much time, in light of the revelation that it, in effect, never happened in the first place? It turns what was a tragedy into a minor inconvenience and effectively wipes the whole narrative from existence. Remember how upset fans of The Simpsons got when they were told that Principal Skinner was an imposter all along? This is even worse. People have grown up with this story, and to callously destroy it in this manner is just cruel and mean-spirited.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What about the implication in e18 (surely one of the worst conclusions to any television drama ever) that every single thing we have ever known about Twin Peaks was nothing more than a figment of someone's imagination? Sheriff Truman, Hawk, Andy, Lucy, James, Donna, Laura, Bobby, Mike, Nadine, Ed, Norma, Hank, Leo, Jacques, Jean, Blackie, Jerry, Ben, Audrey, Cole, Albert, Pete, Catherine... haha, they never existed! The joke's on you!

Trash. Better to pretend it doesn't exist

>>87415827
That is exactly what I am saying there brainlet.

>>87415827
great post

>>87415841
Back to GoT with you

>>87414300
The part when Cole was told Albert about his "turnip" joke.

My mom was in the other room at that part and she thought it was funny. Then Cole said it didn't translate well into French and she found that funny too.

>>87415787
no, watch the episode again. he looked back and saw himself sitting at the desk

LYNCH is the dreamer.

>>87415745
That wasn't hawk it was the real Diane disguised as Hawk. After that moment she sees Cooper in the end come out of the lodge and they enter the other world. Is it future or is it past? That's what it meant.

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>/tpg/ is just the same posts and arguments now

well, it was fun while it lasted. bye folks.

>>87415620
>I couldn't hear what he was saying because the extractor fan was running while I was cooking a steak
Wew lad, is this advanced trolling?

>>87414403
Apparently she is out of touch with reality at best, trapped in the black lodge at worst (backwards song during credits, similar thing happened to Diane).

>>87415863

Dugpa copypaste

Think it's a little to long to catch on here imo

>>87415906
the finale revived it for about three days, now it's over

I've enjoyed my time with you, /tpg/, but I'm getting a bit tired of the repitition here

>>87415667
Name one fucking thing about that scene that was random you dumb bitch.

>>87415854
This is why I'll win the last time of it.

>>87415906
>not posting what you want to see posted yourself

lynch is a god

>>87414110
No, that's why Tremond/Chalfont had to overwrite the interior temporarily.

>>87415863
I know this is pasta from Dugba, but this is the first time I've actually read past the first line, so
>What about the implication in e18 (surely one of the worst conclusions to any television drama ever) that every single thing we have ever known about Twin Peaks was nothing more than a figment of someone's imagination?
I mean, it's a TV-show. They were never real. They all came from the minds of Lynch and Frost.

>>87415937
>This is why I'll win the last time of it.

i take it english isnt your first langauge?

>>87415934
The nest is high on your face.

>>87415883
But didn't he also see Cooper without a face?

It is not the slumber of reason that engenders monsters, but vigilant and insomniac rationality.

Logic and disappointment aside, Lynch made us all feel things and that's what truly matters in the end.

>>87415841
Literally none of the main, important plot points were unresolved.
>b.. but we never saw Billy or found out Rash girl's disease XD
No one gives a shit.

>>87415970
>i take it english isnt your first langauge?

Exactly ;)

>>87415668
God, S1E1 to S2E9 is fucking flawless. I wish they'd ended S2 at that point, cut out the fluff and explored the Lodge stuff in the next season before it disappeared.

What could've been, eh?

>The self is only a threshold, a door, a becoming between two multiplicities.
the key to it all

>>87415644
gorgeous scene. i like to think it was nearly perfect but imagine what it could have been if the sets and costumes were more complex. love the original series the way it is though.

>>87415998
>>b.. but we never saw Billy
We did, he was the guy repeating shit in jail.

>>87415990
Cooper regaining himself 16 episodes in is the first time that any rational viewer felt anything besides ambivalence/boredom.

Sorry we aren't all brainlets and can't have fun going "OH THERE'S AMANDA SEYFRIED!" "OH THERE'S TRENT REZNOR!" "OH THERE'S THAT GIRL FROM THE DISNEY CHANNEL!" "OH THERE'S SHAGGY FROM SCOOBY DOO!"

>>87415990
I feel like I understand Lynch works much better now. You just have to take the bad with the good. He slaps a bunch of stuff on screen, some of it is good, some of it is shit, most of it is interesting. There are many conventional storytellers in the world of film so if people don't like it, there are lots of alternatives.

>>87414293
>that happy big guy holding machine gun behind him

>>87415644
you got it right, my friend. consider making a greentext to BTFO redditors. there are some more things wrong with The Return.

>>87413964
Is it true Lynch got inspiration for Twin Peaks of the film Laura (1944) 'A police detective falls in love with the woman whose murder he is investigating.'

>>87416076
loved him as well

shit season

>>87416097
why?

>>87416084
Yes, there are multiple references to classic Hollywood in general in Twin Peaks. Gordon Cole for example is a name taken from Sunset Blvd.

NEW

>>87416124
>>87416124
>>87416124

>>87416064
I don't give a single shit about celebrities bud, I didn't even recognize any of them and it doesn't matter. Try a better strawman next time.

Post rare Kyle's please

In case anyone still doesn't get it:

Palmer House - Judy
Sarah - Jumping Man
Leland - BOB

>>87415644
isnt this midget still alive why didnt he come back?

>>87416074
I don't even think most of Lynch's works are "good" in a traditional sense, but he's one of the very few people with a huge budget who pull of stuff like Inland Empire or TP Season 3. He deserves credit for experimenting at a "risk".

>>87415620
>>87415923
I dunno, I didn't give much of a fuck about that red-haired druggie character. What was the point? He was an asshole to Becky then he shot himself. Okay? I care more about Becky's reaction and how it affects her relationship with Bobby and Shelly, but we didn't see any more of them.

>>87416141

this

>>87415986
yes because cooper is the dreamer. that is why coopers face is superimposed over part 17. he is dreaming because he has become initiated into the lodge. jefferies was also which why he said we live inside a dream. this also what cooper says in part 17. he is ready to become a firewalker

>>87416141
this

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I think I just solved the crime the FBI was working on before they found out about Cooper.

Remember when Dougie stuck the fork in the socket and Janey E screamed as the lights in the house went out?

>>87416141
The HOUSE is Judy? What? Why?

>>87415745
remember how Hawk learned there were two Coopers and realized what happened 25 years ago makes sense, then he was shocked there were two Coopers in the Station during Part 17? Yeah

judy is america

>>87413964
I don't know wtf was going on but I enjoyed the ride.

besides that black and white episode with the dirty hobo people. hated it because it reminded me of Eraserhead which I also hated

>>87416408
Or he was just Shocked he was right..

>>87415998
What was the box in Buenos Aires that morphed into a little metal ball?

Who was the "1-1-9" girl and what was her purpose?

Who is Mrs. Chalfont and what is her goal?

What was the appendage attached to Jerry if it wasn't his foot?

>>87416565
>What was the box in Buenos Aires that morphed into a little metal ball?
Who cares
>Who was the "1-1-9" girl and what was her purpose?
Just a drug addict, who cares
>Who is Mrs. Chalfont and what is her goal?
Pay attention
>What was the appendage attached to Jerry if it wasn't his foot?
He was out of it on drugs

>>87416141
that actually makes a lot more sense

if we look at the Dougie story as a massive reference to Wizard of Oz where Dougie is Dorothy who needs to go home, who are the scarecrow, lion and tinman?
the lion is obviously the coworker who was meant to kill Dougie but didn't have the courage to do it
Mitchums are the tinman maybe since they had hearts of gold all along
but my mental gymnastics aren't strong enough to figure out the rest

>>87416601
>Who cares
Fair enough.

>Pay attention
Well she led Donna to find the diary pages that helped Coop figure out who the killer was. And she warned Laura that Leland found her diary. But I don't get why or how she sold the Palmer house to some randoms.

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>>87415671
This one?

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>>87416141
>Judy is the Palmer house
Judy is Sarah Palmer. Sarah was also the little girl that Judy (the frog bug) crawled into in the 50s. The jumping man like Bob and possibly Mike are all of Judy's creations. The jumping man snitched when he saw cooper going to talk to Philip Jefferies. Judy lies dormant inside Sarah, the long screaming scene in the Palmer house was Sarah losing control and Judy taking over completely, like Bob did with Leland. "Please don't make me do this!" There's no indication that Judy is the house itself.

>>87416837
>but my mental gymnastics aren't strong enough to figure out the rest
You are the scarecrow.

Somebody who needs a brain.

>>87416939
people are beginning to theorise that the frog locust was the Jumping man as they have that same long feeler/antennae/nose

>>87417279
Makes sense, also frogs are known for jumping.

Just saw this on wikipedia, make of it what you will:
>The mineral mica was commonly used at that time for electrical insulation. Because the new product acted as a substitute “for mica”, Faber used the name “Formica”

>>87414305
Fireman and briggs trapped him in a cage and sent him to the sheriffs station because before that on the screen we see the Palmer house showing that was Boops first destination. Briggs tricked MISTA SEE, which is why he's confused when he sees the station.