Stephen King's 'It' 96% Fresh

Are you saying you're not a /tv/ local?

>>87399653
Oh man this is even better than I thought. How mad must the contrarians be right now? What excuses will they try to make up?

This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

The movie itself seems to capture that 80s feeling we've seen in Stranger Things and other important work. Do your part and see it in theaters. Be a part of history.

>>87399653
>How will /tv/ ever recover?
>the implication

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>>87399682
I'm saying I do not identify with the opinions of this brave new /tv/(reddit)

>>87399653
>>87399768

This is the same guy. Don't take the bait, /pol/

>>87399682
Clearly he's a viral marketer.

>>87399653
DRUMPHLETS BTFO

>>87399842
Ah the viral marketing excuse, that's not new at all

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this movie will probably float better than another entry in the dullest of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87399682
I've been here since 2009 but I don't like considering myself anything having anything to do with cucks like you

>>87399653
I have seen nothing but /hype/ for this movie on this board (me included)

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>>87399944
>"No!"
every fucking time

King is a faggot, you are faggots.

I am from /g/ and say fuck you all.

>>87400093
>/g/
I have been here since 2007 and I unironically do not know what that is. What a useless fucking board you frequent.

>>87399815
Again are you saying you're not a /tv/ local

>>87400867
I am saying you are reddit. You are not a "/tv/ local", no one uses that term. I understand that you've been here all summer, and that's cool, but you are not an authority on anything. You are a faggot. And a large one at that.

>>87399653
when the score drops like it usually does

>>87400964
I'm reddit and have been here all summer yet you continue to post like you don't post on this board?

Is this correct, outsider?