IT

Their just bitter cause there's no underage gangbang at the end like in the book. They forget about it after fapping to their favorite 15 actress's monkey like feets (^;

>>87399437
Both the negative reviews seem a little retarded

One's some incoherent Irish Times review

The other one is complaining that the story is familiar (even tho it's based off of a book and he loves capeshit which does the same)

>average 7.6/10
AVERAGE AS FUCK MOVIE
Also where's based Armond Whites review at?

>7/10

It's shit

>>87399576
FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!

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>>87399437
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502469774344.webm

>>87399726
>tfw you could never touch Penny without getting your arm bitten off

>>87399576
7.6 is fucking huge for a horror film

>>87399726
is this from a camrip or just that scene shown as a promo in a theater?

>>87399437
>already 7.6 and 7.4 from Top Critics

It will okay. At best it will be as good as The Conjuring movies.

The Witch - 7.8 and 7.8 TC
It Follows - 8.1 and 8.0 TC
Raw - 7.8 and 8.4 TC
Get Out - 8.3 and 8.1 TC

>7.6/10

Uh...

Flop

>>87399809
Obviously that's not true. Annabelle's Creation is pulling 68%.

Horror's graded on a curve.

>>87400057
Just a promo that came before the Annabelle movie

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>>87400255
>any of those movies (including it)
>better than The Witch

how the fuck is he supposed to be a dryder when it doesn't even take place in dungeons and dragons. there's no such thing as drow in the It universe. stupidest fucking theory i've ever heard

>>87399726
did Pennywise sound like a nasally retard in the books too?

>>87399437
Literally everyone thought it's going to be great save for a few edgy radditors

>>87400405
It has 6.1. He's talking about average rating

>>87399437
>"Dark Tower" is terrible
>Hollywood be like, "Oh shit, the reason for this is clearly that America just doesn't wanna see Stephen King movies!"
>"It" makes $100 million

Hollywood's mind about to get blown.

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>>87399437
This guy literally saves every project he's in

>>87399437
Any driders?

More like underage contrarians trying to fit in were wrong, don't drag /tv/ to that level

>>87400705
People from early screenings say Pennywise doesn't turn fully into a drider but it sprouts spider like limbs from its body.

>>87400713
Even if the movie is good (big if), you have to admit the marketing for this and the design of nuPenny was trash

>>87399437
>IT
>In This
In this what faggot

>>87399574
>incoherent Irish Times review
well they're irish

>>87400771
Nice

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>They actually pulled off a movie from Stephens Kings retarded books without changing drastically the story/characters like other """"decent""" King adaptations

How, all of his books are fucking trainwrecks

>>87400825
He looks like the book describes him

>>87399726
hey georgi, why dont you and your friends have an orgy

>>87400889
Have you read all of them?

Does that mean you're wrong or are you admitting you're not a /tv/ poster?

>>87400949
The popular ones, my "all" was ofc a hyperbole. But most of them become batshit insane or have stupid fucking moments in them

>>87400667

based

>>87400667
This kid has a promising future, a lot of the reviews are praising him.

>>87399726
this is pretty good
yes, really good

>>87399726
Its really well played. He comes on like a legitimate "hey kid want some candy?" type pedo.

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Tim Curry > Bill Cuckgård

>>87400825
It looks fine

>>87401952
I mean, if you like smoker voiced clowns and cheesy/comedic acting for a horror character.

>>87399437
>From "So bad it's good" movie to "Great" movie
I still prefer the so bad it's good It with Tim Curry.

>>87399437
Who gives a shit about critics review. It's the audience score that actually matters more.
Movie critics are always pretentious twats

>>87402117
>It's the audience score that actually matters more
No.

Do many critics even grade on a 10 point scale? That shit is typically reserved for kiddy garbage like video games whose primary audience is too lazy and stupid to just read the review and need everything put in grade school terms to understand it.

Why the fuck is this movie getting shilled so hard here? I never cry viral marketing, but with the type of threads I'm seeing about it lately, it's very obvious that's exactly what's being done with it here.

>>87402117
both are stupid. critics are paid off and audiences are retarded

>>87400949
I've read the Stand, It, Bag of Bones, Needful Things and the first two DT books.
If these are his BEST novels, then the anon you're replying to is right.

>>87402185
I don't give a fuck about the movie but it's fun to remind /tv/ antishills how dumb they are. Why do you think I post in every Wonder Woman thread despite hating the movie?

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Based Froggo strikes again.

>>87399437

'No!'

>>87402185
>it's very obvious that's exactly what's being done with it here.
I thought it was just people wanting to talk about a new movie that's being released. I keep hearing shill this and shill that but I've yet to see any evidence of this actually happening.

>>87402371
OMFGIJLHSM

>>87401927
I honestly can't tell if this is a troll anymore

>>87402407
>no evidence of this happening
Have you missed the incredibly blatant ONLY X AMOUNT OF DAYA BEFORE YOU FLOAT TOO threads and others of their kind that are filled with circlejerking about how much of a masterpiece this is going to be with next to no criticisms about the actual movie?

Like I said, I'm not a shillposter and there's nothing wrong with being excited, but something's felt really off about the majority of It threads for a while.

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>>87402185
>how to spot a redditeer in one easy step
Nigger, have you been here for 15 minutes? Do you really not understand why /tv/ is in this movie's camp?

>>87401952
beep beep faggot

>>87401952
That's not an unreasonable position, but have you seen him lately? I don't think they could have brought him back for this.

>>87402185
>nooooooooo muh capeshit and star pleb flicks x(

>>87402524
>Have you missed the incredibly blatant ONLY X AMOUNT OF DAYA BEFORE YOU FLOAT TOO threads and others of their kind that are filled with circlejerking about how much of a masterpiece this is going to be with next to no criticisms about the actual movie?
People have done that for years with other movies. Every time this happens are you just going to assume it's more shilling?

B L U N D E R
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>>87402185
>Why the fuck is this movie getting shilled so hard here?
/tv/s boyfu is in it.

>tracking to have a $70M opening weekend in the US on a $30M budget
/tv/ can't catch a break can it

>>87402837
Were some anons really expecting it to flop?

I think it looks like shit and will be shit, but all the normie hype and record breaking trailer views already pointed out to a commercial success, and I didn't even know it cost only 30 million.

>>87402837
Irma will fix that

>>87401952
Better how? Scarier? Hell no, Tim Curry's Pennywise is hilarious.

>>87402185
>NOOOOOO STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR THIS TO BE HAPPENING YOU MUST BE SHILLS

>>87402837
anon you keep saying this but most of us were expecting it to do well

>>87400460
It Follows > The Witch > Raw > Get Out

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>>87402640
BEEP BEEP NURSE

>>87402837
If a lot of anons were expecting this to flop, then /tv/ is really terrible at making predictions.

>>87399437
It's going to be shotakino

>>87403334
>Wonder Woman will flop
>Homecoming will make a billion
>It will be a flop

2017 is /tv/ btfo the year. I can't wait for winter and Justice League and TLJ.

>>87399437
>movie about a group of little boys and a little girl who looks like a boy
>/tv/ likes it
I WONDER WHHHHHHHHHHHY

>>87399565
W-whut? Why did the have a gangbang? When they were kids or when they're adults?

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>>87399437
>/tv/ is wrong once again

Are you.. /tv/?

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>>87402185
Go back to your GoT and pickle Rickey threads

>>87403481
It's really odd and kind of unnecessary but essentially they did it in the sewers when they were kids to renounce their youth and hence become immune to Pennywise.

I've read Fukunaga's script for this movie, how different is it?

>>87399726
Fuck, he's really inferior to Curry's Pennywise... from what I've read, the rest of the movie is better.

I don't know...

>>87403556
Thanks, with the power of google I also read the guy who got the sixth sloppy seconds is supposed to be King's self insert also the girl initiated it.

>>87399437
>7.6 rating

So, everybody liked it, but everyone thought it was average? It is forgettable as fuck then.

>>87399437
>Stephen King's classic story

Will it also have Stephen King's classic underage sex?

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>>87403602
very

>>87403689
7 isn't an average movie score you /v/tard

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WHOMST is ready to lust after a clown?

>dropped to 92%

IT'S OVER

Is there any way to filter out female critics in RT scores? I really have no respect for their opinions.

I knew, at the very least, it would be a great looking movie with Chung-hoon Chung attached to the project.

So I was never really on the hate train to begin with. I'm glad it looks like it may be pretty good.

>>87404853
91% now.

Anything above 80% and 7/10 and I'm probably watching it though. I expected this to be around 40%.

>>87404853
Do you guys think it'll drop a ton or scoot up some or stay when it hits tomorrow ?

>50 reviews

>>87404931
Yeah it's called stop being a fucking pussy

>>87403610
he is isn't he? curry could switch between funny/friendly and totally menacing. new pennywise is just menacing, if i was georgie, i would have ran away at the first sight.

also he seems like he's doing the luring-kids-down-in-the-sewer-bit for the first time.

>>87405146
That's what i found so enticing though. He clearly just woke up from his long sleep and has to remember how to interact with other humans. He was never nice or enticing in the book. Maybe a few humans were curious enough not to run in fear, but most were totally terrified . Curry was a good spooky clown monster. Bill is a great Pennywise.

>>87405146
also, no "they all float, georgie"? fuck that shit. i hope the rest of the movie is better. i mean, 1990's IT wasnt a masterpiece either, but i loved curry's pennywise. really funny at times ("do you have prince albert in a can?"), and really scary at others.

>>87405241
That line is in the movie, though.

>>87405216
ok, i haven't read the whole book yet. maybe's bill is truer to the book, still loved what curry did with the character. maybe it's just a case of "muh nostalgia"

>>87399437
KISS ME, FAT BOYS

Reviews are basically saying The kids are good but Pennywise is lame

>>87405146
Nah, he seems spot on. As other guy said, in the book he never was trying to be funny, witty or anything like that. He lured kids in with some simple chit chat or offering stuff ooor just took them like baby from bathroom.


To anyone who has seen the movie - is that fucked up kid whoo killed his sibling and gave bj to Henry in movie?
>>87405241
That line is like Penywisse's trademark pal

>>87405322
oh ok, sorry. i just saw the webm posted above, my bad.

>>87405417
He is in the trailers. He didn't give a bj, just a hj to Henry

>>87400600
King didn't make an effort to render It's speech in any particular way. I don't remember him qualifying it.

It would probably sound different to different people.

>>87405532
Just like it looked different to different people.

>>87405417
yeah you're maybe right. maybe's he is spot on. still like a witty, funny pennywise who switches to horrorclown.

i know it's his trademark, pal. i was under the impression the webm above is the whole georgie scene, and i didn't catch it there.

>>87405595
No he violently rips that kids arm off .3 seconds later.

>>87401012
I've bet I've read more King than you. I don't even particularly like him. His endings are always bullshit. Whole town blows up or floods or goes to space, whatever.

Anyway, that said his books are hardly trainwrecks. They're have logical plots (for books about the supernatural), they are occasionally interesting and sometimes amusing.

>>87405644
Is it brutal?

>>87405729
Fuck yeah it is

>>87405644
will it float?

>>87405776
MOM'S GONNA FLOAT

>>87399726
I know it's been said before but I don't like nuPennywise's scary design. It's too deliberate, clowns are naturally scary with all the makeup if something is even slightly off which makes it uncanny. I think curry did that we'll, Curry's pennywise just looking at him you could see being a normal clown, but something about the way he speaks and looks has a scary violent drunk dad look about him that makes him human, add in spooky alien shit and paranormal shit and it's super spooky.

NuPennywise everything about him is already not right, long teeth and talking mannerisms that already say inhuman and indicate this thing is some kind of monster.

I haven't seen it, will watch it, and hope I like it. But I think Currys performance is more iconic and scary from what I've seen thusfar

>>87405817

>>87403556
>they did it in the sewers when they were kids to renounce their youth and hence become immune to Pennywise.
That sounds like bullshit. It's more about growing closer in a dangerous, alien enviroment.

The actual reason they do it is they get lost, Eddie cannot remember the way. Then Bev starts to get undressed.

>>87405817
>NuPennywise everything about him is already not right, long teeth and talking mannerisms that already say inhuman and indicate this thing is some kind of monster.
Did you watch the original miniseries or read the book? He's SUPPOSED to be fucking menacing. He's a vaudeville clown walking about in the world and adults can't even SEE him.

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>>87405417
the tallest one is the HJ fridge creepy dude

>>87406086
I've seen the miniseries and haven't read the book. I understand according to the book there's not anything that's supposed to be human or relatable about him, but I don't think that's scary. The least scary scenes of the previous movie are when he turns into monsters and shit. In my humble opinion there's something far more sinister about a clown that looks slightly off then a clown that already looks inhuman, and I think Currys smoker voice is subdued but is much scarier when he yells, whereas nupennywise I can't help but think he's trying to do some kind of Scooby Doo impersonation at times from the clip

I get that the original movie was tooled away from Kings novel but I think it was better for it, I hope I'm wrong and it's a 10/10 but I don't have much faith in Hollywood remaking anything without severely fucking up something

>>87406206
helix studios.jpg

>>87406206
I didn't know Milo was in ST

>>87406086
that may well be, but there are people who happen to like curry's pennywise better, regardless of how pennywise is portrayed in the book.

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>>87406258
good ole helix

>>87406254
i like you.

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Pennywise a cute
a CUTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FHA9eZ2Ivk

Now I won't be scared when the jumpscare comes up, thank fuckers

>>87401535
I wonder why?

I'll gives you a clue. It sounds like "juice".

>>87404836
Jesus Christ he's horrible, in a good way

Will this open up the door to more clown kino?

I HATE IT!

>>87407097
we can only hope.

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>>87407097
I hope so. All of my yes to edgy murderous guys in cheesy outfits. I must've developed a new fetish recently.

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:3

Tim Curry was better than the book

>>87407545
she will play Femmewise in the inevitable 2037 all female reboot

>>87407584
Nah book was better. I loved filler stories like nigger club burning and faggot drowning.

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>>87407097
>>87407302
yes

>>87409055
Is that one in the back left supposed to be Curry pennywise?

>>87409083
yes

>>87399437
wasn't this shit supposed to come out like 2 years ago and then suddenly got delayed because of bad press from terrible marketing decisions?

>>87409055
>One looks like old pennywise
K I N O

>>87403334
/tv/ is literally always wrong

>down to 89%

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHHSHSHSHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

it will be at 68% when the weekend is over

>>87409055
Where the fuck is this even supposed to be in the book?

>movie isn't out yet
>STELLAR REVIEWS!!
>... from nobodies...

this has happened so many times its silly people still react at all.

>>87409482
>needing a repertoire to have an opinion
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF """"CRITICS""""

>>87407776
I'm talking about Pennywise

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Why is she so cute bros :3

>>87409683
>she

>>87409683
>she

>>87409482
>... from nobodies...
Most of those reviews are from major publications.
If you're asking Armond White, he doesn't put his reviews up until Friday

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>>87409737
>>87409747

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Which pennywise would you fuck?

>>87409683
Finn rubbed off some cute on her

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>>87409737
>>87409747
Rude and mean. I'm going to watch it twice just for her

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>>87409870
for some reason I believe that the old one would be way more pervy, and the new one is very into rough fuck and dirty talk.

>>87409683
holy fucking yum

>>87407584
>goofy faggot who looks like Nigel Farage cracking kindergarten tier jokes and walking like a retard
No.

>>87402837
is that including the marketing if not add another 40 million because the shilling for this movie has been disgusting

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>>87405343

DARK TOWER WAS SHIT
WILL THIS BE TOO?

>>87411446
>Pretty much everyone praises it so far
>shit

>>87410370
Ding-dong diddly cringe

>>87411539
what? fuck no, went to watch it and it was TERRIBLE
it hurt even moire since I really like the actual books

I'm half watching it at the moment.
Is every adult a pedo in this?

>>87411632
Please elaborate

is there any reference to the gang that got massacred in the gunfight by the town?

>>87411743
I'LL BLOW YOU FOR A DIME

So it's basically guaranteed the sequel is coming now.

Is the adult half of the story just shit all around or was it just shit in the original movie?

how much of a psycho is Henry in this one?

Does pennywise only go after kids? I wanna read the book but I'm a scarred pussy but I'm an adult :3

>>87405216
I liked how he got lost for a moment, like he forgot what he was doing. Or he just felt such lustful hunger that he forgot himself.

That webM is a testament to the new Pennywise, much more broad in scope than Curry's rather comic-yet-menacing version.

>>87412096
kids taste better but he does kill a few adults
in the very first pages of the book, he kills and partly eats a queer some thugs throw down into the water

>>87411999
Movie ends with title "Chapter 1"
Also Kids parts are better just because kids doing kid shit. Also adult parts arent that bad. That book is like really sophisticated in chapters. It starts with filler, a few adults chapters, then its kids filler, adults, filler, kids and so on. Adult part might be good if itswell executed. I really wanna see the turtle. It would be great if that would be adapted.

>>87411999
Adults are less interesting, but the quality of the story is the same. Except for the ending which is pretty good in the book but hard to adapt (as we've seen).

I dunno if you can say that /tv/ was wrong.

Most of the shitposting /tv/ has mustered about this film is weakly rehashed Jokerposting, degenerates who want to fuck the kids and the clown, and degenerates who are obsessed with "that" scene being in the movie.

>>87412096
No he kills loads of adults actually. In fact the first person he kills in the book is a gay tranny faggot.

But he prefers children since people taste better when they're scared, and kids scare easier.

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>>87412241
>kids taste better

>jumped up to 90%

>>87414739
KIIINOOOOO

>>87403602
Is his script any good?

>>87407545
my heart

>>87414739
clownkino has arrived

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When can we expect the remake of true clown kino?

NO GANGBANG SCENE = GARBAGE

>>87416415
THEY ALREADY SAID IT WILL BE ON THE BLU RAY FAGGOT

>>87405817
Curry wasn't scary though, he was not fucking scary, I can't believe people genuinely think this

>>87405045
Only a pussy would take a womans opinion about film seriously though

>>87399437
so did they keep the gangbang scene?

>>87416629
This.

Britbong here, just got back from a preview screening. A short review for you yanks -

A film of two halves - a vastly superior yet essentially serviceable Stand By Me/Stranger Things/Monster House half mashed with the predictably pedestrian horror sequences you all expect from a post 1990s horror shlock-fest.

Good child actors unfortunately dragged down by cliché-ridden horror tropes.

If I was 15 or if it were my first horror film I would have been shitting balls throughout - unfortunately a thinking man's horror film IT is not.

>>87416811
Holy fucking reddit

>>87416811
That's what I keep hearing, the darker Stand by Me part of the film is good, the horror part of the film is par for the course

>>87416811
>That last sentence
Jesus christ end yourself

>>87399726
amazing, and want to know the best part? DRUMPF CANT SEE IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>87416811
There is only one Bong whose opinions are worth listening to.

>>87416903
I also keep hearing that, and that's 100% better than my expectations.

What's so scary about an orange strobe light? Lamest monster ever.

can someone whos seen it spoil it

>>87406254
>The least scary scenes of the previous movie are when he turns into monsters and shit.
Those were some of the best parts of the series, like when the kid is in the house and It is that Mummy creature? coming down the stairs. Moments like thar sure as fuck were better than him just laughing and making fun of them every time he appeared

>>87417064
spoil what you fucking faggot, everyone already knoews the plot

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/ourguy/ loved it. Confirmed clownkino

>>87401952
Tim Curry was too hammy

Today while driving I saw a red balloon coming out of a sewer drain.. Not sure if marketing or what, but it got me hyped

>>87407545
She looks like young Amy Adams, what a cute :3

>>87403610
This penny's amazing (from what we've seen anyways)

Tim was amazing too, for different reasons.

>>87417293
Time to get litty

>>87407545
My heart just melted

>>87417483
A bit like Jennette McCurdy from the thumbnail

>people find IT scary

I will never get this meme

>>87417293
It? More like Lit!

>>87417704
Some people scare easily. I won't be scared because I want to fuck Pennywise....

>>87399437
shill reviews. film industry jews want this to make them millions nothing to see here

>>87409411
It's the part where Richie encounters the old movie monsters. I'm assuming both that they are not terribly culturally relevant at this point and WB obviously doesn't have access to the Universal monsters, so they changed it to clowns.

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>>87417881
/tv/ BTFO!!!

>>87417704
IT preys on your fear, what are you afraid of?

>>87417293
Clown kino is back on the menu, boys

>>87407545
>>87409683
She's one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my entire life, she's like an angel borrowed from heaven, like if she accidentally ended up in Earth because God was not prepared for such a perfect face and body. Satan wouldn't take her either, since even he knows having fantasies with underage women is bad, so, that leads to a question, are we, the lovers of her beautiful body and face, more evil than Satan?

>>87417975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WymMLwNiP9A


1000% scarier than a fucking clown

>>87418027
>18,000+ views
Really.

>>87418004
She could easily pass as a boy - alas, that is indeed a positive for gay people.

>>87399437
Theaters lined with 30 year old man and womenchildren trying to relive a shitty tv horror movie experience that laughably scared them as kids

>>87399576
Quit listening to that troll

>>87399437
This movie looked good from the first trailer

>>87418485
Hellz no, the trailers except for the one labeled extended where the losers are talking in the sewers entrance looked like awful jumpscarepalooza.

Hopefully it's not that.

>>87401535
Nah he's a doomed child actor

>>87402185
You are right, I'm literally a paid shill. Thanks for commenting!

>>87402185
this

I don't get why this is one of the most hyped up films of the 2017, along with the capeshit and star wars

like, what's so special about it? people act like they're remaking lotr, or remaking the godfather, or remaking god knows what.

it must be an american thing,

>>87407545
reminder than in Part II it will be revealed that's she's in abusive marriage and has an affair with Mike. I read the early draft of the Part II, expect a lot of changes from the book. Just sayin.

>>87399726
He looks like a dindu

>>87399726
What the FUCK is wrong with his voice? Jesus.

>>87403602
They got rid of all the rape scenes and the orgy.

>>87418027
I remember the first thing that really spooked me in a non-horror movie was the scarabs in the Brendan Fraser Mummy film.

>>87418532
Holy shit you're awful

>>87399726
>same two fucking shots back and forth

>>87420409
What did he mean by this?

>>87416409

Two years away at max if It does well

anybody here have that stream hookup yet, or are we still waiting for a leak?

>>87416962

Read "The Colour Out of Space"

>>87420929
No thanks, I don't read the works of racist authors.

>>87405016
it'll probably drop after release
a lot of movies have 80% or higher before it is actually released

>>87405379
>The kids are good but Pennywise is lame
DROPPED

>>87406519
jesus, it's barely even released yet stop trying to fuck the clown

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DROPPED

>>87419799
epic meme my man! upvoted

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I know what this is. You're all a bunch of dirty clown fuckers aren't you? GET OUT!

>>87421940
>Zack Sharf
Who?

>>87419799
you'll be fresh, too

>>87421986
What a cutie :3
not like that frog everybody always rave about

>>87400839
whet de fook did ye just say to me i sware on me mum

>>87421237
So you are familiar with it

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>>87421836
HELL no

>>87422741
yummy

>>87422741
That's Curry's Pennywise tho

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>>87423203
you're right let me fix that

>/tv/ BTFO again

what else is new

>>87403202
underrated

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If anyone has actually seen the movie, can they please confirm all the transformations? I heard a rumor that Pennywise might transform into Horror icons from the 80s instead of the 50s.

>>87412984
we should play a game where we all go see IT in the theater and try to take photos of all the obvious pedos sitting by themselves. bonus points if you get video of them adjusting their pants whenever Finn is onscreen

>>87423543
>having iconic 80's movie monsters in eternal copyright jew world
not possible

>>87417293
Does this mean he's gonna play adult Mike?

>>87423543
I wish, but thats just a rumor. I have seen absolutely n o one else say that

>>87422034
I lol'd hard at this, I actually know Zack (we went to the same college). He's one of the lower-level staff at Indiewire (and they gave IT a good review).

>>87418723
Details?

>>87420168
Same those bugs were fucked up

>7.6

>>87417293

Good enough for me.

>>87417293
>we're all litty down here

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>>87399726
>before reviews were out /tv/ shit on this clip
>after reviews come out /tv/ loves it

I have just one very important question about this.
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
You do? Well, you'd better let the poor guy out!
WU HA WU HA WU HA WU HA WU HA WU HA WU HA

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>overwhelmingly positive reviews
That's a bad sign, OP.
That means critics are afraid to give it a negative review, which means it's another anti-white male flick.
Bev and Mike confirmed heroes of new IT film.
Bill, Ben, Richie, Stand, and Eddie depicted as drooling cucks who all wish they were Mike.

>>87400889
fuck are you talking about?

Many of the most faithful adaptations--Shawshank, Green Mile, Misery, Stand By Me, and Dead Zone--are the best ones. The Shining is the only exception I can think of. Carrie is debatable.

>>87399437
Everyone was wrong. Literally who expected this movie to be any good.

>>87415290
I thought it was strong, outside of the OMG BEV YOU'RE LITERALLY THE GREATEST parts scattered throughout. It was really trying too hard to be girl power, felt forced. She literally saves all of their asses no less than four times.

It? More like IT isn't very good. Haha did it again guys

>>87399437
What do you mean /tv/ was wrong?

Did /tv/ think it looked shit or something? Like I'm no fan but I'm not sure what more they could have been doing with the subject matter based off prerelease materials

>>87412041
the same as book

>>87399437
>/tv/ is wrong once again
That fucking "horror" movie is nothing but jump scares. Fuck what rotten tomatoes thinks.

>>87399565
This is IT part 1, dumbass. The underage gangbang was way later in the book.

>>87426448
it was in the book so it will most likely be in part 2

>>87426785
why is stephen king's upper lip to nose distance like a foot long?

>>87427440
So you saw it ?

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>look up old pennywise
>remember this happened

>>87401952
Agreed, old Pennywise is still creepier to me. Though maybe thats just because I was so terrified of that movie when I was a kid

>>87402407
thats exactly what a shill would say

>>87400771
It's more like big crab/scoprion pincers

>>87400932
>i havent read the book at all

>>87400825
It is worth seeing. Clowns dont bug me like 80% of people it seems so I wasnt freaked by him, but this will be the go to creepy clown for years and years

>>87403513
Fuck I giggled

>>87427501
The movies are divided among the kid/adult sections of the book, buttmunch. This is the first and only movie featuring the kids, and there's no orgy scene.

Why do millennials worship critics so much?

>>87422339
>mum
That's British ladm6. The bogtrotters say 'mam'.

>>87407545
The longer hair she had in the beginning made it look like she was a senior hanging around with underage kids.
I don't recall Beth as the hot jailbait from the miniseries.

>>87405216
>>87405417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ZbnfXEuyc

>>87423543
Creepy painting lady
Georgie
Headless guy from ironworks explosion
Hair/blood from sink
Leper
Charred hands
Partial spider legs
Opens mouth and head to reveal deadlights
Four zombie kids
Partial werewolf clown

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>>87430187

>>87400349
(You)

>>87403058
>>87417304
Depends. There are some scenes where he really hams it up over-the-top, but overall, I find the idea of a very friendly-looking clown being a horrible other-worldly spider-alien that eats children to be infinitely more terrifying.

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Georgie a cutie.

>>87399726
why the voice???? its so bad

Just got back from a midnight screening.

It's not good. There are some fun moments but the first half is utterly wasted on silly jump scares. Skargards is barely in it. Not enough friendship development time.

1.5/5 maybe 2/5

>>87430438
We get it, you voted for Trump. Keep it to yourself.

>>87430458
Um....what?

>>87430487
God you Trumpkins are babies

>>87430515
Not even the guy you were responding to you autist

Your post was a non-sequitur....*sigh* Must be a feminist.

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>>87430438
>Skargards is barely in it.
but reviews are complaining he's in it way too much

>>87423271
LEWD

>>87430546
The kid who played Henry Bowers did a really good job in the original.

>>87399437
>Average rating: 7.6/10
biggest flop of penis inspection day

>>87400825
No it doesn't you contrarian fag

>>87417293
>easily top 10 all time
hahaha fucking plebs I swear

>>87417293
I didn't know The Rock could deep throat that many cocks at once.

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>>87430845
Ohhh