Can someone explain how she survived this?

bad writing

>>87395524
Ned Stark doesn't survive and this Mary Sue does... why

plot armor

Mary Sue

>>87395524
It was all just a ruse
Arya wasn't really Arya
It was a plot, you see

the real Arya Stark died as is actually replaced by a faceless person now

>>87395654
This would actually be pretty cool.

>>87395524
she didn't. Arya we are seeing is noone.

>>87395524
Goblins have DR 5/ Piercing and Slashing
A dagger deals 1d4+Str, so she got barely injured

this scene doesnt make sense after we earlier saw roose bolton and that black guy from dorne die after getting stabbed once

>>87395701
Noiiiiiiiice

>>87395740
she also fell into a river that was surely filled with shit and pisd and other waste

She didn't, the Waif stole her face and has become her instead.

>>87395654

Yep. The many faced God is the same as the Lord of light. Aryas "training" entailed her essentially giving everything up, both her material possessions but also her "identity"/story. The waif is Azor Ahai. A "no one" who is more important than everyone.

>>87395812
dont goblins have poison resistance?

IM ACTING

>arya somehow survives and kills the waif
>Jaqen is happy that Arya passed the test where she disregards the teachings and just kinda does w/e

can someone explain this

>>87395524
face looks exactly like Elsa Jeans desu

>>87396020
DAN AND DABID

>>87396020
GoT stopped making any sense after S2-S3. Now is only Yassqueenslay! moments and the rest is just filler to force those moments with zero consequences

>>87395824
But why would you want to become a quasimodo?

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>>87395524
That was originally supposed to be the many faced gods leader baiting the other girl to make sure arya was killed painlessly. Ultimately both of his students failed him.

>>87395524
A girl doesn't have intestines
A girl never shits
A girl.....

>>87395524
she didnt ,waif and facelessfam came to westeros with an aryaface

>>87395524
It's in the script, bucko!

>>87395524
The stab only rang quasimodo's bell. He isn't screaming in pain but rather full orgasmic passion.

>>87396020
I think it's stupid that she survived the attack, but Jaqen is only happy because Arya finally became no one, she says a "a girl is Arya Stark" implying she has assumed the role of Arya, not that she is Arya

>>87395524
>he hasn't turned off his brain yet
You deserve not understanding this masterpiece of a show, kiddo

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>>87396020
Why is Jaqen so adamant about helping Arya anyway? What is so fucking special about her?

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>>87395524
This a terminatorfu thread?

Not even the most cancerous showfags defend this episode. This episode and the one following are often cited as some of the worst the show has to offer.

>>87395524
dumb series for dumb people

>>87397551
She is azor ahai

>>87395524
Meme magic and titanium plot armor

Why are people still surprised at shit tier writing in 2017?

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>>87397634

>>87398893
>Friends
thanks for ruining my day faggot

>>87395524
fan fiction

>>87398893
Replace rick n morty with frasier

>>87396020
dabid got the crayons

thats the explanation

>>87398893
change "for smart people" to "for people who think they're smart" because that entire grid is retard bait.

>>87397551
In the books she's a lot more murderous and clever and has already dissociated and taken alternate "personalities" so I guess he figures she's just a good candidate plus she saved his ass.

>why doesn't my fantasy shit cashgrab make any sense

Congrats on your first step to escaping corporate-funded groupthink

>>87397551
She can warg. It's a useful trait for assassins.

>You never would have survived what I survived.

What did she mean by this?

>>87399858
But it also makes it impossible for her to become No One because she has arya.exe backed up on the wolfnet

>>87399858
Can she do that in the show?

>>87395654
>>87395824
>>87395831
>>87396580
>>87398826
>>87399858

Listen to yourselves, you pathetic fgts

Grow up, for fucks sake, and get over this "show"

>>87399884
I lived in a castle and dittered on my iPhone all day! You wouldn't understand, Arya!

>>87397551
someBODY

>>87395524
It's strange because it's not like they were forced to write themselves into this corner. If they wanted her to get hurt they could have had her suffer literally any other kind of injury. Her surviving this isn't supposed to be supernatural either, so why would you break your own internal logic by having a character somehow survive getting gutted with a massive knife and then a swim through a disease ridden sewer?

>>87397551
Jaqen knows she's a main character and a yassqueen

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>>87396448

>>87400295
And then, after a short nap run a marathon

This is the same as Jon casting Protection from Arrows to get DR 10/ arrows

>>87399997
ugh, fucking girls!
also: >>87400000

>>87395524
a good hot soup

>big ass motherfucker made of 200 pounds of pure muscle Carl Drogo dies of an infected enhanced paper cut
>about 16 years old little Arya Stark survives being stabbed in the belly and diving into the river of a medieval city

The only way I can forgive the show is if >>87395654 turns out to be true, but GRRM has made Arya full of plot armour cause of his wife, so...

>>87395524
Gains Goblins drain strength on touch, so her attack and damage modifiers were down.

it's called plot armor, but you should really be talking about cunt armor in got

>>87399884
She's right.
Any other character would have died of boredom if they'd done jack shit for all those years.

AGH HOT PIE SAVE ME

She is so ugly even death doesn't want her

>>87395524

>Ned Stark gets pierced in the leg by a spear
>bedridden for ages
>Robert Baratheon gets his gut torn open by a boar
>bedridden and eventually dies
>Areo Hotah gets stabbed in the back with a pocket knife
>dies instantly
>Arya Stark
>gets stabbed in the gut and subsequently sliced open from one side to the other
>swims through sewage with her guts hanging out
>does parkour the next day

>>87401559
Milk of the poppy, anon ;^)
Has there ever been a more shameless example of not only hiding behind a slightly obscure name for something mundane in an attempt to trick retards, but it actually working as well?

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>>87400339
don't make me laugh this hard ever again

>>87401559
The Oreo part was to much

>>87395544
fpbp as always.

>>87395835
Kek

>>87400849
>full of plot armour cause of his wife
why?

>>87395524

Facial deformities are seldom fatal, OP.

>>87395524
How funny would it be if the next book eventually came out and revealed Jon didn't come back to life?

>>87401896
GRRM'S wife's favourite character is Arya, and he peomised her she will make it to the end

How the fuck did she defeat the Waif too? She had been getting her ass kicked left and right by her then all of a sudden BAM. Waif is dead.

>>87395654
Faceless men don't absorb people's memories. The Arya currently at Winterfell knows too damn much.

>>87395654
Wouldn't Bran know this then?

>>87395524
She's British, they've all been stabbed by wild council-estate niggers many times so the survivors have developed a thick, calloused hide.

friendly reminder that they originally weren't even gonna acknowledge it in the next episode and maisie had to fight for a scene where she gets bandaged

>>87395524
It's fantasy. That means it's in an alternate universe.

The usual laws of medical science don't apply, duh.

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>>87402950

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fresh oc

>>87395701
>sensiblechuckle.gif

>>87402595
Only if he looks for the exact moment

>>87395524
It's a fantasy world with dragons and zombies and you're worried about a person surviving a stabbing?

>>87400849
>big ass motherfucker made of 200 pounds of pure muscle Carl Drogo dies of an infected enhanced paper cut

You also forgot about Bobby B dying to a fucking boar while hunting with his crew.

>>87403458
I lol'd. what a horrible set of corners this series has been written into

>>87403482
You can stop now

>>87403284
>a girl is a faceless slut

>>87395524
no

>>87403860
Has the same mouth as Arya
Eerie

>>87403860
I miss sweetgirlposting

>>87401165
Oooooo

>>87398893
>Rick and morty
>Smart
Pick one nigger.

>>87401165
>What do we say to death?
>Not today
>What does she say?
>mmm...I dunno
>She says: thank god you ugly thing

>>87395570
this

>>87405375
stay salty brainlet

>>87395566
>Arya: Gets stabbed in the gut
>Ned: Gets fucking decapitated
>OMG, why'd she survive, she's such a Mary SUUUUUUUUUE

>>87405396
>>87405317
>>87401165
The human reaper mistook her for an animal and the animal reaper mistook her something... else, so nobody came to reap her soul

>>87405454
She gets stabbed in the guts several times and then proceeds to jump and run away, don't be a contrarian it's bad writing.

>>87405454
jon got stabbed in the exact same way and died

>>87399938
>hehe I know what I'll do today
>I'll go to a TV oriented image board and tell them to get over the shows they talk about!
>I am the fucking best

This is you, you pathetic faggot. Post a picture of your face so we can see what a faggot like you looks like; I bet I wouldn't be surprised by the result.

>>87405454
>Stabbed in the guts 5 times
>Swimings in literally shit and piss
>"I'll just take a nap and be ok for the marathon tomorrow"

>>87405589
Becasue Jon isn't a Yassqueen

Also Mastah Dario died of even less stab wounds, same as his Negro and the random guard who tried to flee

>>87395701
That means a dagger would get through her DR, since a dagger deals piercing.

You won't die from a gut shot/stab with even basic first aid knowledge. It'll just hurt a lot.

>>87405924
Yeah, you're right, my mistake DR 5/bludgeoning then

>>87395524

AHHHH SAVE ME SANSA

>>87406050
No, you were right. That nigger has no idea what he's talking about. DR/piercing slashing is exactly what it looks/sounds like.

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>>87395544
>>87395570
>>87395616
fp,tp,fp,bp

>>87405454
>blood loss, organ damage, and infection do not exist in what is basically just medievil britain (where all women are skilled, brilliant, and virtuous and can do anything men can do just as well if not better)

what i like most about game of thrones is the sense of realism it brings; which garbage wish-fulfilment for white teenage boys lacks entirely

>>87405987
well maybe they shouldn't have established for years that no one in westeros has basic first aid knowledge because people seem to get killed by gut stabs all the fucking time

>>87395524
maisie sue, ugly girl power
they tried pushing fat girls into our faces, now they do it with tomboys, all to get us accustomed to boy faces so we ultimately end up sucking dicks.

>>87406237
It's not something you just pick up and know about. It actually does take some training. Someone who does literally anything else for a living wouldn't need to bother with knowing this.

>>87405987
Lots of other characters had died of less gut stabs

>>87406209
He also lived through the great depression. Tolkein is emblematic of "the greatest generation". GGRM is a pure example of lazy entitled boomer fucking shits that start massive projects they can't finish.

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>khal drogo died
>barristan selmy died
>areo hotah died
>arya lived

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>>87406306
>no one in dorne has knowledge enough to heal the king
>but a fucking circus performer does

nailed it

>>87406306
She didn't do first aid to herself, it was the theatre actress.

>>87406362
We're establishing this above that not everyone will know this kind of thing. A simple conscript probably wouldn't know anything about it.

>>87406387
the Great Depression was nowhere near as bad in England.

>>87402248
>How the fuck did she defeat the Waif too?
she extinguished the candle remember?

>>87396129

it got bad when the show was ahead of the books, think this began with 4.

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>>87406573
ARYA IS EVERYTHING

>>87406397
He could have been poisoned with the stab too.

>>87405437
>"DUDE WE ATHEISTS ARE SO FUCKING SMART LMAO"

k

>>87406694
If you have to explain shitty writing by "maybe something that was never said or even implied happened" it's just shitty writing.

>>87406826
Not arguing with you at all, just sayin'. They're known for pussy shit like poisons is all.

She didn't. Current Arya is another faceless dude.

>>87406209
lol saved

>>87406875
This is a dumb theory. It was established this season that Arya knows about things that happened before she even became a faceless man, so it's definitely her.

>>87400849
>Carl Drogo
i kekd

>>87406209
>the virgin writer vs the chad author

>>87406864
>They're known for pussy shit like poisons is all.
Really, why isn't Euron dead then? he got stabbed a lot by the snakes. Not only he didn't die by the stabs, he also didn't die by the "poison" you mention

>>87406913
People that buy into theories like that don't get the D&D golden rule; always assume stupidity before anything else.
In the hands of another, so much of this season could have ambiguous implications, such as Dany possibly descending into madness, cracking under stress and making rash decisions, or having a personal crisis when her clearly impractical ideals clash with reality.
Because of D&D, however, we're forced to go back to the most stupid explanations of it all being completely played straight.
Arya is just bad writing, plain and simple.

>>87400344
Rare

Assuming vitals arnt hit stabbing is actually very ineffective at killing. You can be stabbed dozens of times and survive. What would be far more likely is dying of infection afterwards

>>87407211

I can attest to this, stabbed four times in the stomach, two times in my shoulder and one time through my forearm. Getting shot is way worse, I got shot in the upper thigh and it felt like having your muscle sucked through a vacuum and heat being pumped in to replace it.

>>87406209
GRRM never made up a language
what are you talking about?

>>87407211
The main issue is that, pre modern medicine, deep puncture wounds to the chest were among the hardest injuries to treat.
As you say, she'd have almost certainly died painfully when she failed to convalesce

>>87395524
no

>>87407049
They were stupid enough to buy into L+R=J and make it canon. I suspect that they lurk r/asoiaf for ideas.

>>87407335
I hope you moved out of the ghetto, anon.

>>87406209
Tolkein apparently wasn't much of a lecturer, but yeah he's still way better than gurm at basically everything.

>>87395524
It was all a dream of course

>>87406209
>has released more books while dead than GRRM is capable of while alive

my fucing sides

>>87406629
ADwD vol 2 came out around 2011, so it didn't start with the fourth one, but with the fifth season in which they massacred Stannis, Tyrion, Barristan and many others.

>>87397551
He wants to fuck her

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>>87395524
Here's a gif version

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>>87409971
>gif

>>87409971
Looks pretty superficial desu

>>87403482
the dragon got stabbed and died shortly after

>>87397551
they shoooped this cover to hell and back

>>87402595
Fucking autist didnt even know about R+L=J before the fat pink mast blubbered it at him.

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>>87395566
More importantly, Bobby B doesn't survive and this goblin does.

>>87403531
Blame the fat fuck for starting too many plotlines and not finishing them.

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>>87413120

>>87407211
Like from dropping into bacteria ridden water?

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>>87395701

>>87399917
no

>>87395524
Jesus Christ I can't believe that didn't end up being a double of some kind.

What a fucking terrible show. Only season 1 was great, and after 4 they really didn't give the slightest shit anymore.

>>87395524
Because this show sucks fucking ass.

literally theon greyjoy doing some BSDM. No doubt he knows how to rez people with magic

>>87395654
I wish they had the balls to do this

>>87416752
Or Arya dies painfully from septic shock.

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>>87411987
More whine, your grace?

>>87405671
sounds like something a pathetic faggot would say

>>87395524
She got stabbed twice than immediately got help.

you could actually survive this desu

>>87395524
She's secretly immortal.

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AH YESSS~ VERY MUCH SO~~

>>87405714
It's written like a Bethesda video game.

>>87403498
Boars are brutal as fuck, people used to die from them all the time.

Also, 200 pounds of muscle isn't going to help you at fighting an infection,

>>87403482
this logic is so fucking retarded honestly
>just turn ur brain off bruh xD

you could actually survive this desu
not saying you definitely would, but its certainly possible

>>87396020
Well most likely it is because D&D ran out of book material and had to make shit up.
I guess they could say that Jaqen believes that with her new skills Arya will serve the God of Many Faces just by being herself and killing people.

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>>87395524
She didn't survive...

The Waif is wearing Arya Stark's face.

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>>87419329
WOAH

>>87406209
dodging vietnam is more based than anything

>>87395524
She didnt
She wragged into someone, ant take arya's face

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>>87395544
Amazing, dubs of truth.

>>87419329
This desu.

Too bad D&D suck to much to introduce a twist like this.

>>87405987
Peritonitis, retard....

>>87395524
It's a fight club scene and the other girl is actually her, I thought this became pretty obvious and clear during that blind stick fight scene

>>87401559
she's a fighter

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>>87406431
There's that British resilience!

How to improve GoT with this one simple trick:

Cut out every single scene involving Arya from the moment they let her into the House of Black and White until she randomly pops up and kills Frey. Should be a fan recut or something.

>>87395524
>how she survived this?
probably has a bit a troll blood along with her goblin line, use fire to stop her from regenerating

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>>87421093

>>87421093
N-NANI!

>>87400295
because they're stupid

>>87405454
Back in the dark ages getting stabbed in the gut meant that even if you got patched up in time to stop the bleeding, you still died of infection and sepsis. Unless she was cured with some magic off camera, the fact that she not only survived, but made a full recovery, is ridiculous.

>>87395654

This is what a smart screenwriting team would do, so forget it.

>>87421387
you don't know shit

>>87421669

No dipshit, he's correct. Read up.

https://www.quora.com/During-the-Middle-Ages-if-you-were-stabbed-in-the-abdomen-what-were-your-chances-of-surviving-the-wound

>>87402595
>it doesn't matter

>>87395524
Because DnD are hack writers who can't do anything but use other people's material to write something good.

Im still praying it's the waif and the final scene is her returning to the temple of the many faced gods while NK has killed everyone and sits on the throne.

>>87398893
>R&M
>For smart people

It's a no from me

>>87421741
>not zero percent

guess he was wrong and you're a fucking moron

>>87395524
It's a show with ice zombies, dragons, and magical fireproof women, and you complain of a few stab wounds?

>>87395524
I LUB YOU DABID BRABO

>>87422098
And the humans are still supposed to behave and function like humans

People stabbed in the gut who naturally and obviously died as a result:

> King Robert, the fucking king
> Talisa
> Robb Stark
> Jon Snow
> Ros
> Areo Hotah
> Doran
> Most men at Hardhome, Blackwater, Loot train BoB and most battles in the show
> half of the guys in the fighting pits
> Half the Tower of Joy boys

Most, if not all of these, were promptly incapacitated and died following these wounds. Why was Arya able to flop around, and be in the mental state to locate a woman who could help her, nevermind getting there before she bled out and passed out.

This show completely abandoned logic after S4

>>87423930
most of those people had multiple wounds. Robb had his fucking head cut off, Jon was stabbed like 100 times

>>87422005
>>87422005

Didyoueven read it? She was stabbed multiple times, and each of them in the area of her bowels and internal organs. The chances of surviving is literally zero.

>>87395524

antibiotics

>>87424049
Robb died right after being stabbed once. Arya was stabbed 3 times and the knife was twisted in her intestines. She then headbutts the waif, pushes her away and jumps. That's not a possible feat.

>>87407335
Must suck being black.

>>87403482
>mistaking internal consistency for realism

>>87395524
because d&d, bryan cogman and mark mylod are borderline retarded talentless hacks

MILK OF THE POPPY

>>87424163
>That's not a possible feat.

Could even say that it is an "impossible" feat.

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magic

>>87395524
cockles clams and oysters

>>87396660
I took it to mean that she hadn't given up her identity even after all her training and brainwashing, which means she was basically throwing all of Jaqen's lessons back in his face with that remark. Stupid show for stupid people.

>>87401617
What do you mean? It's made pretty clear that milk of the poppy is just opium, it's right there in the name.

>>87403482
>haha it's just fantasy, doesn't that mean that normal human body functions don't apply? haha
No.

>>87420331


this would suck ass and be incredibly stupid

forced muh twist for the sake of it

>>87419329
Playing the waif must have been very demanding, i mean having such a constipated expression isnt easily pulled of

>>87428098
Makes no sense as well. A Faceless Man disguised as Arya wouldn't know anything about her, she's shown that she can remember things from her childhood like Ned/Cat, Nymeria and Luwin that a FM would have no clue about

>>87395524
The whole series degenerates into fan fiction about halfway through

>>87402198
what a fucking faggot. i cant believe i actually bought physically the 5 books. Time to drop the goddamn series.

>>87395654
Close. When you get taken by the faceless men you merge with all the other faces to become a single entity.

Arya died, and was absorbed -- except her personality was too powerful and she became the dominant persona.

Arya is dead.

Arya is now the many faced god.

Arya is now the waif.

>>87401559
>Ned Stark injury was in the book
>Robert Baratheon injury and death was in the book
>Arya Stark injury and miraculous recovery not in the book

What a coinky dink

She's a sweet girl; the sugar in her blood makes into a copper-flavored custard making the most fatal wound clot up unbelievably fast.

>>87395524
What I want to know is... were Waifu and Jaqen the only two Faceless man? Because it sure seemed that way. That temple was empty and there were no signs of other assassins.

>>87403284
should be sadfleck as arya and evans doing it

>>87400849
People fall down the stairs and die - other people fall 3 floors and life.

It's not that unrealistic.

Show is still complete and utter piece of shit garbage.

>>87398893
right column is spot on