APOLOGIZE

>>87390614
Is /tv/ literally ever right?

Why is /tv/ so retarded? Is there any other board that embarrasses itselves as hard and frequently as /tv/?

WTF it must be at least as good as Annabelle Creation.

What does Armond think?

>>87390647
>must be at least as good as a massive financial and (for a horror movie) critical success
yeah I'd guess so

aaahahhahahahahaha you faggots thought it was gonna suck

>>87390614
Look at the average rating its already 8/10. It will further probably drop to 7 or 6.
Fuck off.

>>87390813
S E E T H I N G

Looking forward to shitposting on social media with the child-orgy pages, as well as "This is clearly a ripoff a Stranger Things".

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>>87390813
Admit defeat. Accept the CLOWN KINO

>>87390813
t. drumpfkin

I guess mom really did float.........

>>87390813
What leads you to believe it will go down besides some kind of weird mental gymnastics/anecdotal evidence?

>>87390813
>i-i-it'll drop g-guys!
*breathes in*

Even if it does drop, and theres a big chance it will since it's horror, this will break records like never before seen in horror flicks.

>>87390614
/tv/ is always wrong

>>87390863
>>87390884
>>87390888
>>87390915
>>87390921
The shills are real.
How many shekels do you get paid?

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Not seeing it because it doesn't have this

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>mfw virgins try to talk up a plebe flick

>>87391007
>p-people like something I don't, they must be shills!

>>87391007
We get paid in horrorkino, generously so

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And behold the board
That was always wrong
And rejoice in their dull memes
Like Pickle Rick's wife's son
If your capeshit is worth a-shillin'
Then you'll better start to shitpost
For the times they are a-changin'.

>>87391050
>>87391053
Normal people don't shitpost multiple threads about same thing on a Mongolian Basket Weaving forum.

>>87391194
Who said we were normal?

We all got down with the sickness, why don't you?

>>87391194
Normal people don't shitpost about how bad a trailer looks for months. Normal people do make fun of those retards when they get BTFO, like in this case

>>87390614
The same thing happened with the new Annabelle movie. Then the ratings dropped suddenly. I predict the same thing for this one.

I will never get to experience this master piece because the author has banned me from seeing it.

Its probably shit anyway

>>87391398
GO FLOAT YOURSELF

how long is the movie? I remembered the original one was long as fuck and a total borefest

>>87391628
2 hours 15 mins.

>>87390614

No. /tv/ is an echo chamber where antisocial autists try and tell you what normal people are into. How could we ever be right?

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h8ers gunna h8

>>87390813

>Wonder Woman is gonna flop guys

Is what I bet you also said a few months ago

>>87391628
well,the original wasn't a movie. It was a tv miniseries that spanned 2 days

>>87390614

The films going to rake in the cash and /tv/ will be mad as fuck.

>>87391628

They're splitting it into two

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He's so fucking cute, /tv/

I-I'm not supposed to want to fuck the murder clown

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I look forward to seeing her in future movies

>>87391833

is there a longer version of this? source video?

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>MA15+
>only restricted to audiences 15 years and older
>not R18+
>not restricted to adults 18 years and older
>not filled with high impact violence and blood and gore
>not featuring the gangbang
>not featuring some of the more lurid themes that Stephen King's novels feature

It is SHIT.

>>87391828
if anything, you're gonna get vore'd.

I saw an early screening. It's pretty great. Definitely my favorite horror movie of the past few years.

Only thing I didn't like was the Georgie scene where It changes the line to

>And when you're down here with me, you'll POP TOO!

But aside from that I think the director tried to be as faithful to the book as possible.

>>87391974
Post proof faggot.

allegedly it has none of the cosmic/interdimensional elements of the book. guess that means no creature at the end?

>>87391808
Is there gonna be a drider in the second one?

>>87392008
This is a lie. I've seen multiple reviews stating the spider like appendages that spring from IT

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How the FUCK is any girl allowed to look this perfect?

It should violate the fundamental laws of fucking physics.

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>>87392029
it's a miracle

>>87392026
but it's still a clown? just with spider legs?

>>87392062
No dumbass, it's not a clown. It's a shapeshifting entity from another dimension. A cosmic eldritch horror.

>>87392029
>kinocheck
Pottery

>>87391278
anyone who gives a negative review after the consensus has been mostly positive is just playing the devil's advocate to be a faggot.

>>87392087
i mean in the movie is it going to appear as a clown with spider legs or something else. dumbass

>>87392029
This is the first waifufaggotry I'm ok with. Sure it'll get old quick but that shot in the water holy fuck

>pg-13

No thanks

>>87390921
>>87391050
>stutter posting in 2k17

>>87392130
It appears as many things. It's favorite form is the clown. Read the book and get informed, watch interviews with the director before basing your facts off hearsay. Christ.

>>87392148
It's R-Rated

>>87391278
>I predict the same thing for this one.
And since we know you fags are ALWAYS wrong, we can confirm IT as kino right now

>>87392148
It's rated R

>>87391945
Yeah you keep telling yourself that pedophile

>>87392157
what facts? i asked questions. i know what it is in the book. i'm asking if the move is faithful or different

>>87390614
>APOLOGIZE
I was looking forward to it tho. I don't recall seeing much negativity on /tv// either

>>87392148
R-Rated you dumbass

>>87392157
>>87392171
>>87392231
>It's R-Rated trust me!
Fuck off shills I'm not watching PG-13 movie!

>>87392243
Are you pretending to be retarded or?

>>87392243
Tragic, this anon can't read and google things for himself. Sad!

>>87392029
Why are redheads so superior to every other girl?

>>87392262
>>87392266
>It's really R-Rated! JUST GIVE ME YOUR MONEY ALREADY GOYIM STEPHEN KING NEEDS YOUR MONEY TO WRITE ANOTHER TERRIBLE NOVEL COME ON GOYIM WE NEED TO MAKE MORE MOVIES HOLLYWOOD IS DYING
I'm not paying you a cent, fuck off

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>>87392286
Are you okay?

>>87391833
Ok, she's deffo another hollyweird tranny yeah?

>>87392243
I think you're too stupid for google so I did the work for you.
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1396484/
>Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)
>Rated R for violence/horror, bloody images, and for language
Now fuck off back to r*ddit asap

>>87392214
since the other guy is being a fag i'll just tell you

part 1 with the kids has no dryder parts. there are hints about IT coming to earth from space but nothing obvious. part 2 is gonna be the part with the huge spider. overall the movie is very faithful to the original book

>>87392313
>G-go b-back to r-reddit! I just made up imaginary link and bunch of buzzwords! Watch my flick please!

>>87392286
Get help, holy shit

>>87392286
Take your meds, Jack. No one's trying to make you buy anything.

>>87390614
Friendly reminder that Annabele creation started out with 100% too, then it dropped to what? 67?

wow shills are on the roll today there's whole New Line Cinema shilling division

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>>87392286
>this buttpain

>>87390915
>mental gymnastics
>anecdotal evidence

>>87392362
It must be hard to live in a world where everyone who doesn't like what you like is automatically wrong. especially over arbitrary things.

>>87392364
Sorry, not an argument

>>87392323
so it's just a creepy clown in this one?

>>87391053
>horrorkino
No such thing

>>87392378
What's up Seth? I don't see through your lies so you resort to emotional arguments? Fuck off shill! I am not watching your FLICK!

>>87392391
for the last time NO.

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>>87392029
They're doing this on purpose surely

>>87392400
Dude, come on. You don't want them to lock you in the Room again, do you? Just take the meds so we can all have peace.

>>87392029
she gets blacked

>>87392419
>0.02 USD has been deposited to your New Line Cinema theatre tickets fund

>>87391974
>It's pretty great
:)

>>87391945
NOTHING gets rated R anymore in Aus, faggot. Except videogames lul

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>>87392325
>imaginary link
Are you unironically mentally challenged? Not memeing, do you have a trisomy or something?

>>87392466
Nice Photoshop, holy shit, shills are putting extra work to their shilling today.

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>>87392445

>>87390614
the marketing of this movie is HUEG
paid reviewers are first

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>this entire thread

>>87390635
no

>>87392526
"I'm the fire starter!"

>/tv/ trying to dig their way out of the grave they are in: the thread
lmao

>>87392526
WO AH AH AH AH AH AH

>>87392536
>This faggot replying
Kek

>>87392506
>Nice Photoshop
Stop son, this is sad

>>87392507
Looks like someone didnt pay the classifications board enough money

>>87392466
Prove that you didn't just edit this. Oh wait, you can't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at02Fvdhk2I

>>87392526
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>>87392570
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1396484/
See that R below the title? I am getting meme'd aren't I

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>>87392526
post times you acted like pennywise

>security guard at my work waves to me in the morning
>i don't wave back

>>87392613
>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>I don't have a nice day
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>>87392613
>girl grinding on me at a party
>ignore her all night and go home to jerk off to cuck porn instead
DEVILISH

>>87392624
*lock the key and throw away the door

>>87390614
Make your bets, what will be the final score?

I bet 65%

>>87392751
92%, screencap this

>contrarians already embarrassing themselves
welp I guess it was kino all along

>>87392611
So let me get this straight, in the time span of me posting my last reply and you responding, you called the fat cats at imdb and asked them to change the rating from pg-13 to R temporarily most likely just to troll some anon? How even?

>>87392751
74%

>>87392854
Wait for the realease, faggot, it drops way considerarely, especially with horror

>>87392854
>paid shills publish reviews first
wooow its like this never happened before, right

I want to go see it but I hate jump scares.

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>>87392913
>>87392925
>this damage control

Does it have the gangbang?

>>87393004
no, she literally has sex with one dude instead
it's the black guy, no kidding

>>87393004
There's gangbang in IT?

>>87390639
/v/ and /pol/

>>87391007
>muh shills
>muh shekels
Fuck off /pol/smoker

>>87393130
He said boards, not pseudo-subreddits

>>87393004
She LITERALLY cucks the white boys. Even as going as far as telling the fat kid to get down and close and watch as his black cock pounds her fire mound while the black kid yells "WHAT DO YOU SEE, WHITE BOI?! WHAT DO YOU SEE, PECKA WOOD!?" with the fat kid sobbing saying "J-J-January embers..." while Bev shoves her red bush in Ben's face. I shit you not, I don't know how they got away with it.

>>87393130
>/pol/
>the board that won an election

>>87393024
Actually wanna know if this is true because that'd be hilarious

>>87393130
i just puked a little reading this

>>87393288
>that's what /pol/erinas actually believe
Reddit did more, sorry m8. /pol/ was busy wasting their time over pizzagate, praising a faggot cartoon frog, awoooing and autistic, larping in the critical phase where everything counted. /pol/ bet on the right horse for once, nothing more, they didn't do shit for outreach/influence

>>87393452
You're a pusy

>>87393575
Based

>>87393004

No. But they do tease it quite a bit.

>>87392613
>Donald Trump wins the election
>fuck my tv, rub cheeto paste on my face and throw a condom full of piss at illegals.

I GOT OUT OF MOM'S FREAKIN BASEMENT FOR THIS!!!!

>>87390635
Just this guy >>87392527

>>87393288
>/pol/ actually believes this

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Why do the Skarsgards look like final boss anime characters?

it's not going to drop like Annabelle Creation. rotten reviews started to pop up when the movie was 15/0. IT has 31/0 already

>>87390614
Everyone knows it's going to get extremely high score

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>>87390614
Reviews are already saying he might get a Oscar nom for his role
Jessus

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>>87394090
Alexander is one of the handsomest men I have ever seen in my life

>>87394133
Isn't he like 14? Who's the youngest actor to win an oscar?

>>87394133
sure thing

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>>87394090
am I the only one who watched Hemlock Grove and was excited as fuck to see this blonde fuck play the clown? The show was dumb as fuck, but I loved his odd way of acting.

>>87394133
He's the best part of the movie beside Pennywise

>>87390614
>they pulled the same "review our movie positively and we'll put it on rotten tomatoes two weeks before all the non paid reviews hit" trick that Annabelle 2 did.

Its probably not outright terrible but I don't think its gonna be all that interesting either.

>>87394324
except there was no RT score til after the official premiere you cuck ;)

>>87394184
Tatum O'Neal, she was 10.

reminder that the Lawrence Olivier of our generation only makes kino.

>>87394324
Annabelle had 16 reviews by the time it lost the 100%. This shit is more like Get Out but without SJW angle

>>87390614
>trusting a pre release review
>trusting critics who are paid to review

lel

>>87394354
>she
Irrelevant, female academy award nor is like 200% less competitive

>>87394428
She was still a kid and hollywood hates giving kids awards.

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>>87394409
It didn't work for Marvel

What will be the movie of the year /tv/? This or Dunkirk?

>>87394465
Holy mother of JUST

>>87394265
>Hemlock Grove
Is it worth watching? I guess it's about vampires, right?

>>87394165
>tfw no man like this is ever going to be in my entire life
It honestly sucks.

>>87394544
yeah it has vampires and werewolves, gypsies, mad scientists n shit. It's a good time if you just want to laugh.

>first rotten review
>3/5
I just don't understand this fucking website and I never will

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>>87394669
right? this don't make no sense

>>87394726

They get to pick if it's displayed as fresh or rotten

>>87394726
>Kingiana
WHAT

>>87394745
fr? that's dumb af gottdamnit, i'll just watch the metacritic score instead

>>87390635
Yeah inhuman s for starters

>>87391828
t. Ryan "The New Normal Horror Glee" Murphy

>>87394827
no one was hyped for Inhumans or thought it would be good in any way, try again sweaty ;)

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brap brap richie

>>87394726
one is paid and one is not

>>87394597

is season 4 the last season? will they bring back skargard's character? skarsgard and his werewolf bestfriend are the only reasons i watch.

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Fake Nick has been exposed

>>87395047
I think there was only 3 seasons and yeah the series is over forever. The ending kinda pissed me off, but I don't know what else they could have done I guess.

movie looks fine except for Clown Design

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damn Pennywise looks like THAT?

>>87394669
Blame critics

>I will write something that is clearly on the rotten side, but I will give it 3/5 anyway because I'm dumb

>>87395192
:0

>>87395244

i hate them so much. ;_;

hopefully, they'll change their minds.

>>87395192
>never posted but did not say never browsed

if you're reading this nick or if nick's brother or friend is:

I LOVE YOU NICK WOLFHARD <3 <3 <3

>>87394133
Name one critic who has said that.

Does Beverly sneeze three times, quickly and quietly, into her cupped hands in this movie?

>>87394544
The first season is alright. Then it goes downhill.

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>1 rotten
Lets fucking kill this Irish prick

>>87394090
>Bill: 192cm
>Alexander: 194cm

Can't be right

>>87395563
Anonymous from the TV board

>>87392394
t. pleb

>>87395765
Look at the shoes that Bill and Alexander are wearing. Alexander's gives him a slight advantage

>>87395873
Shit, you're right. I didn't notice the heel.

But why do we need to apologize? We were already excited for this.

>>87393033
>The novel of a shapeshifting, child-hunting demon named Pennywise is almost 1,100 pages long. Still, it's a good tale about the power of friendship and the strength of childhood imagination. In fact, it's exactly that that helps seven kids overcome an ancient evil.

>That being said, apparently overcoming being lost in the sewers can only be done by having six 11-year-old boys sequentially fuck an 11-year-old girl... by her invitation.

>Seriously, the gang has just brought about the end (At least they believe so) of a pan-dimensional monster in mortal combat. They've slain something that's claimed thousands of lives in their town in the most gruesome manner imaginable, but suddenly the concept of tunnels is just too much to overcome without a sudden, magical orgy.

>And it's all the girl, Beverly's, idea. She realizes that the group needs "bringing back together" and the only way to do that is to lose her virginity in a mass hump session.

>Did I mention the Bill Denbrough, the guy that gets sloppy sixths, is pretty much a transparent stand-in for King himself?

>>87395991
This isn't going to be in the movie.. right?

>>87395991
Wait wait wait wait wait... this actually happens in the book? What the fuck

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>>87396071
>>87396097

So can someone explain to me how the creature IT is so damn powerful yet weak at the same time? I mean he's basically a lovecraftian god right? But he loses to a bunch of kids

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>>87390614
WOW, JUST LIKE THAT NEW ANNABELLE MOVIE

>>87396245
What the fuck is wrong with Stephen King

>>87396245
No wonder King and GRRM get along so well.

>>87395991
It makes sense in the book and is an important scene.

>>87396258
He feeds on fear. If you fight back unafraid it is weak.

>>87396317
>is an important scene

yes, important to pedoperv rapists voyeurs.

>>87396317
lol nah dude

>>87396317
You can make everything make sense with good writing, still doesn't make it less fucked up and king clearly puts his own fetishes in his work.

The orgy scene isn't in the new movie right? Like there's no way they could get away with that

>>87390614
Oh fuck yes.

>>87396265
Except Annabelle had a specific group of suck-up critics seeing it early whereas IT just dropped the embargo with every major publication putting out their review.

IT is going to end up with a much higher score than Annabelle guaranteed

>>87391767
WW was really bad desu familia, just watched it

>>87396418
I think they'll turn it into a kissing scene

>Try to reassure myself that "that" scene isn't in the movie
>Check IMDB
>See Dan fuckign Scheider's name in the executive producer list

What the actual fuck

>>87396418
Nope, even Stephen King said that part was a mistake

>>87396497
>it was a mistak im not pedo pls

>>87396385
>>87396404
>>87396410
It is imperative for Ben's development, the final transition between the child story and the adult story, the heart of the lost memories for the adults and establishing their bond that carries to the adult story.

Sure it's a bit much but it's real in the moment and is a key scene for this structure.

>>87395764
I have no idea what this means

>It remake gets 100% on RT
>American Horror Story premieres same day

Is this the era of clownkino

>>87396265
Annabelle had private screenings for no name critics who had given great reviews to previous movies in the franchise. This is getting reviews from everyone and it's certified kino, deal with it

The only thing I remember /tv/ unanimously shitting on was the new costume design for IT's clown form. Other than that I remember opinions being pretty evenly split on whether it was gonna flop or not. Tons of /tv/ posters were actually really excited for it, especially all the finnfags.

>>87390639
If the mantra of /biz/ is "always do the opposite of what anyone tells you on here", you can probably apply that to all boards

>>87396497
He says "times were different back then" as if everyone was doin kids n shit every tuesday

>>87396588
As if he can even remember those times, he admitted being drugged out of his mind while writing most books back then.

>>87396588
Kids fuck. Especially when there isn't shit else to do like beat off to anime.

>>87391398
SAD!

>>87396518
>rape is important for development into adulthood

yes, a pedoperv rapist voyeur would say that.

>>87396623
yeah kids fuck but they sure as hell weren't doing 1 girl all guys orgies

>>87396647
It wasn't rape.

>>87396564
Yeah, everyone disliked the first images of Pennywise, but after the first trailer came out the expectations raised like balloons

>>87396711

exactly what a rapist would claim

>>87396703
And clowns don't kill people in the sewer.

>>87396753
t. Clown

>>87396745
>>>/tumblr/

I WANT TO SEE IT REEEEEEE

>>87396258
Because King is a shit writer.

YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO

>>87396830
Just watch it in the cinema with your gf or friends

>>87396881
Fuck off

>>87396881
This. The Harry Potter pasta can easily be converted to Stephen King's books.

>>87396908
I asked if they had THAT scene at the ticket booth and got immediately apprehended by the nypd.

>>87396347
And his illusions are more than just illusions. You can turn IT's own glammers against it if you understand how it works well enough.

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How mad do you think he is that IT turned out good?

He was so adamant on IT being a studio horror movie with archetypes and not characters.

>>87390635
Never

>>87396801
>unable to refute truth
>resorts to screaming tumblr instead

kek your tears are delicious

>Lovecraftian, eldritch abomination who has been terrorizing Earth for thousands of years
>beaten by a group of 12 year old kids with baseball bats

Bravo King!

>>87397006
All consented
Nobody had issues with it
All the same age
Not rape

>>87397006
>getting mad at consensual sex since he's never going to have any in his life
>going nuclear autism on some random guy on /tv/
>says I'm unable to refute truth
Hmmmmmm

>>87397041
>>87396881
>>87396923

See

>>87396347

>>87396982
Literally who?

>>87397041
>defeated by a bunch of kids that had *help from an entity just as strong as said eldritch abomination*
fixed that for ya

>>87391278
>going off of critics only
Wow, you did it, anon. For the record my buddy that's really critical of horror movies enjoyed the new Annabelle

>>87396532
The Autumn of The Clowns has officially begun.

>>87397072
>sees nuclear autism when clearly there isn't any

genuine autist detected

>>87397089
Some abomination. You wouldn't see Cthulu pussying out because no one is afraid of him. So, see "King is a shit writer."

>>87394669
Maybe you shouldn't pay attention to the fucking Tomatometer and look at the Avg. Rating.

>>87397060

definitely what a rapist denying rape would enumerate

>>87397227
You don't get the point of the book.

The enemy is the physical embodiment of fear, but fear is only as strong as the energy you put into it. Conquering your fear will erase the power over you.

How does it feel to be a brainlet? A fucking STEVEN KING book is 2deep4u.

>>87393130
/pol/ is the only important board on 4chan, faggot.

>>87397255
You arn't being funny, pretending to be retarded went out of style half a decade ago.

>>87397092
Cary Fukunaga, the original director attached to this movie that dropped out over creative differences

>>87392531
Underrated.

>>87392379
Who's arguing? You are just being called out as the faggot you are trying so very, very hard to be.

>>87397139
Not in the movie.

>>87390614
>Critics like cp
I'm not that surprised tbqfh

>>87390614
paid hollywood reviews so they can reboot more monster movies for more shekels next year

>>87397366
There are two.

>>87392751
Likely gonna stay in the 90's or late 80's. It's already at 40 good reviews and 1 bad.

>>87396258
The creature takes forms to scare the children, children have a sort of power that you lose as you age. Alone they are weak and his influence drove people apart, BUT since they came together and they notice IT they were able to band together and fight it.


It is limited by the forms it takes so it shares any weakness the forms has, ie the werewolf could be hurt by silver. ITs true form is the dead lights a form that cannot be comprehended and will drive people mad, but when people work together they can overcome it but it gets harder as you age and they bearly pull off the whole thing losing two people trying to put IT down.

They use special powers like The Dream warriors, Bill does this whole mantra, Eddie has his inhaler, Stan has his bird book, Richie has his voices, and the rest are mostly forgettable to me. The book end with the group killing IT in the dead lights by banding together and using the power of friendship and the ritual of chud.

Later books in King's universe references that there may be more things like IT or that he survived albeit severely weakened and scarred.

>>87397286
No, I get it. But metaphorical stories don't automatically give an out to logical plot development. The fact that an eldritch abomination is weak to others' confidence is fucking lame.

>>87395192
who honestly believed it was actually Nick the entire time though? I thought this meme was an inside joke everyone just went along with

>>87397474
It makes sense plot wise and I don't think it is lame. Makes sense for a being that requires fear to live.

Reviews mean nothing

>>87390614

Was there ever anything remoyttely like a concensus on how this would do ?

It's going to do great, it will open against zero competition and with what looks like great reviews. Also they replaced it in the 80's rather than the 60's to ride that nostalgia wave and draw interest through Stranger Things. Doesn't mean the movie will be great.

>>87390639
/v/ and naturally /pol/

>>87397474
He also left out the fact there is another being or two who give them power, the turtle and someone else. Its hinted at it may be the Crimson King since IT is about the only thing out there that may stop him.

>>87397586
>Reviews mean nothing
Unless it supports your narrative. Got it kiddo.

>>87394354
>she
He asked what the youngest actor to earn the award was, not the youngest person who got it because muh vagina

>>87397621
No really, they mean nothing.
Look at all the "critically acclaimed" movies/TV shows through the years that end up getting no attention
IT is going to flop.

>>87397586
>>87397663
Screencapped for budget/box office threads.

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>>87396317
It makes no sense in the novel, King was high out of his mind on coke and doesn't remember writing that scene

>>87397711
I'm sorry you didn't get it.

>>87392149
W-What of it!?

It will win best picture

>>87397709
It's gonna be a big flop friend; other than capeshit and oscarbaits, nothing sells anymore

>>87397782
This is what I've been trying to tell them but they keep pulling that, "LOL YOU'RE CRAZY"
This shit has flop written all over it, no matter how hard critics (paid or not) say they enjoyed it

I literally only care about the gore. Does it have severed limbs and other mutilation in it, or it's all just

>*BLARGULUBLARGH* jumpscare
>Cuts to black

>>87397782
>>87397663

It's literally projected now at opening to $70 million dollars, that's $30 above initial estimates, and already twice it's budget back you fucking /v/eddit-tier retards.

>>87397782
>other than capeshit and oscarbaits, nothing sells anymore
Horror, or what modern horror movies are these days do sell though

>>87394133
Lel, as talented as the kid is he's not getting an oscar nomination for this. He might do in the future though

The word of mouth for this is going to be crazy. This movie is so good and just want to talk about it with others. Will make at least $80 million.

>>87397873
Twice the budget when people don't even go to the movies anymore?
Give me a fucking break.

>>87397914
People don't give a shit. Normies aren't rushing to see this.

>>87397841

It's apparently fairly tame in terms of pure gore, but at the same time fairly brutal in regards to violence on kids.

>>87391833

how is she not related to amy adams

>>87393024
truly the power of black cock.

IT GOT BLACKED

>>87396711
Just finished reading the book, 3 of the 6 boys keep telling Bev "No, Bev! I can't!" and Bev is all "YES YOU CAN!" so it's kinda rape. With the girl as the rapist.

>>87397960
Looks more like Eddie Redmayne but with no overbite

>>87397960
"""""she"""""

>>87394265
I did. He was pretty cool and Famke gave me mild nostalgia boners. The rest is pretty forgettable.

>>87397994
Not even the case. Mike would make no sense, if she was going for one it would be "BIG" Ben Hanscom or Bill "Looks that Kill" Denborough

>>87398024
They were embarrassed and nervous but they wanted it, and the book makes this clear.

>>87397782
>It's gonna be a big flop friend
This is why /tv/ is always wrong, we have really dumb people shitposting here

>>87397474
The Deadlights themselves are unkillable. IT is essentially an appendage, an avatar who is capable of being defeated for a time. Thousands of years from now, we'll be gone, but ITs corrupting influence will remain.

>>87398103
Erections =/= consent
No means No, Anon

>>87393130
/pol/ is literally always right

nigger

>>87398184
If they didn't want to they could have chosen not to.

>>87397914
quality doesn't matter, people will see it regardless because le spooky clown.
If it's good then I'm in senpai.

>>87398129
I always find it funny, much like /v/'s doom saying for every game so the one time they get it right they act like its some grand victory, god the shit fit they threw when Breath of the Wild did well was hilarious. It was similar to the Wonder Woman shit fit /tv/ made.

>>87394815
Or just look at the average rating instead of the fresh percentage.

>>87390614
Will watching this help me get over my fear of clowns?

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>>87390614
>>87390635
Just in case you had your head inside your partner's foreskin for the last few months, fucking everyone has been shilling this movie on this board, circlejerking about how amazing it's gonna be.

>>87390635
no, it's filled with autistic contrarians

>>87395553
>says TV and not /tv/

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Does it count as a recounted story if the book it's adapting from was the source of the story that's been retold over the years?

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>That rating

>>87391833
95% sure this is a boy in a wig

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>though it's the youngsters, bursting with hormones
Wait what

>>87398569
>giving it a rotten because it isn't different enough from the book

What a cuck.

>>87398636
pretty much every movie starts at 9+ for some reason. even the cheap cashins that quickly drop to sub-3.

>>87398693
>this is shit because i've seen this story before
>this critic probably rates capeshit high even tho it's all adapted from comics

i s2g

I'm realising that the real problem with Rotten Tomatoes is people jizzing themselves over "Wow 90+% RT!" for a film that is essentially a B or B+. By compressing all positive and negative scores into a binary, it encourages getting excited over mediocrity or narrow avoidance of failure.

>>87395192
Yeah, of course he would say he posted on 4chan if that's the case. Bunch of morons.

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>>87396245
This guy slaps your daughter's ass.
What do?

>>87392286
Holy shit man relax. Also, it is rated R

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>>87395192
kek, the /nickposters/ got reported

Who ever believed in this schtick isn't ready for this website

>>87398710
>for some reason

Cast, crew, family members, for big movies they pay people

Duh.