Who was in the wrong here? Gordon or the pizza guy?

>>87386593
Probably both in some way. The pizza probably tasted amazing, but Gordon had a point about it being one of the worst things you could put in your body.

>>87386648
>The pizza probably tasted amazing,

confirmed American

>""""thin crust""""
>greasy as shit
Most mouthbreathers here would eat it, but of course Ramsay's gonna shit on it.

>>87386664
>Absolutely dreadful
>It's so bland
>Cooked to hell
>Undercooked
>What the fuck were you thinking?

Why is Ramsay so based?

>>87386593
>>87386648
Looks like literal shit. It's raw and greasy as all fuck
>>87386660
America has the best pizza in the world, yuropoor.

>>87386714
>American
>"Pizza"

kek

more like tomato and cheese pie

>>87386593
Gordon sets all these places up to fail by doubling or tripling the price of the ingredients with more upscale shit. He never sits down and figures the money out. Also the two fat twins that cry a lot should have had one pointing a gun at everyone while crying about how he's a miserable failure. Then his brother comes in and they fight over the gun holding it in the air and they both spin around and round when suddenly a shot goes off, and we don't know which one is dead.

>>87386593
Ramsay would die in a survival situation if he has to spit out mediocre food because it disgusts him, like some sort of toddler eating broccoli.

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Real pizza coming through.

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These fucking losers right here, surprisingly one of the very few restaurants open today.

>>87386736
That's what a pizza is, retard. Not that you would know sonce the closest thing to pizza you eat are the hotpockets your mom microwaves for you.

>>87386736
>tomato and cheese pie
obviously, that is what a pizza is

>>87386798
>>87386803
*Reads these posts*
I... Ehhh
*Sighs..*
Cant argue with these kind of people
*Slaps palm on forehead*

>>87386803
Just in case you are serious... Those are just the ingredients.

There's a point in this episode where the pizza guy is trying to physically intimidate Gordon despite being like a foot shorter, then Gordon jerks forward really suddenly and jabs his finger in the guy's chest and says
>Do not fuck with me
And the guy immediately starts stuttering and tripping over his own words trying to think of a comeback.

I think it was probably one of the only times Gordon was ever genuinely angry in the show, instead of just playing it up for the camera

>>87386593
Gordon. Brits shouldn't pretend to know anything about pizza. If you're not Italian or American, (or if you're from Chicago) you should never open your mouth about pizza. Thank you for your time.

>>87386941
>Or American

good joke, Americans know jack shit about pizza. It's just fastfood there

>>87386972
I see you're ignorant about what pizza is and its history. So of course you would be vocal about your ignorance. Typical reddittttor.

Dominos double pepperoni pan pizza amirite boys?

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http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Recipes/kitchen-nightmares-participant-joe-cerniglia-commits-suicide/story?id=11744484

"Your business is about to f***ing swim down the Hudson," Ramsay said. "Why did you become a chef-owner if you haven't a clue how to run a business?"

In a cruel bit of irony, Cerniglia's body was found floating in the Hudson river.

Who was in the wrong here?

>>87386780
They were one of the only ones without an ego holding them back

>>87387020
Why wasn't Gordon sue'd for this?

>>87387055
because the suicide wasn't related to him besides some potential subconscious influence over how he decided to kill himself?

Since Muslim suicide bombers, Polish builders and Somalis don't open pizzerias, Brits don't know shit about pizza. They think Domino's is good and they drink tea made from tea bags. Pathetic.

>>87387081
well not so long ago a stacy got sent to jail because you told to kill himself

>>87387163
ramsay said the business would swim down the hudson, not the guy

>>87387055
Because you put apostrophes where they don't belong. Are you writing a fucking poem?

The dough was fucking RAW

Did the pizza have any lamb sauce?

>>87387408
Enjoy your three day vacation

>>87387335
Why does he lie?

>>87387163
the situations are significantly different
>what made Michelle Carter’s behavior a crime, a judge concluded, came in a single phone call. Just as her friend Conrad Roy III stepped out of the truck he had filled with lethal fumes, Ms. Carter told him over the phone to get back in the cab and then listened to him die without trying to help him.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/16/us/suicide-texting-trial-michelle-carter-conrad-roy.html
She egged him on during the act, knew he was dying and didn't call for help.
The same cannot be said for Ramsay.

Also, the case is controversial.
>The judge’s decision, handed down on Friday, stunned many legal experts with its conclusion that words alone could cause a suicide.
>“This is saying that what she did is killing him, that her words literally killed him, that the murder weapon here was her words,” said Matthew Segal, a lawyer with the American Civil Liberties Union of Massachusetts, which raised concerns about the case to the state’s highest court. “That is a drastic expansion of criminal law in Massachusetts.”

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>watching kitchen nightmares on TV at home
>it's that manja manja episode with the mother who acts like a victim and all the workers fight with each other
>mom asks me to change the channel
>all the family fighting was probably making her upset because it would have reminded her of what our family used to be like

>>87386941
Dude, no one outside the NY/CT of the US or Italy know anything about pizza. That shit is just some guy making generic pizza, he's barley better than the chain places

>>87387523
Ok? And?

>>87386772

Are those SHELLS? You know you are supposed to EAT pizza, right?

>>87387503
That ruling is pretty fucking crazy. If I told you in MA to "kill yourself", even over the internet, and you did I could be charged with murdering you.

>>87386593
Why do you guys always talk about the American version the UK version is way better https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lBYF4ZHjvgI

>>87387694
there was far more than one message sent in this case and the context in which those statements were made by her is hugely relevant, you can't simplify the issue like that

>>87387727
Hmmm.... What a mystery. Really activates the almond biscottis if you catch my rift

>>87387727
Because the american version has more dramaschlockkino which is easier to meme

>>87387727
Because British food is literally shit

>>87387789
If it wasn't for Marco Pierre White ripping off the French, the world would still agree that British food is shit, but that faggot gave the bongs an unwarranted sense of self esteem.

>>87386941
>>87387523
Enlighten me, what the fuck do those places have that someone else in any other part in the world can't replicate?
It's a dish like any other, are we to believe some specific places have magical properties? And assuming there's truth to it, what's stopping a chef from italy or whatever from moving somewhere else and make the very same pizza there that they did back home?

>>87387850
Because the Italians invented it, and the US innovated it

>>87387850
>what's stopping a chef from italy or whatever from moving somewhere else and make the very same pizza there that they did back home?
Thats what the Italians did in the US

>>87386593
>this is the thin crust

>>87387850
Well, Italians would want to move to a place. No reason for Italians to leave Italy for shitty, Muslim infested England.

>>87387883
So?
>>87387922
Why can't other countries have good pizza then? Surely there are italian emigrants everywhere in the world. And why can't a, say, spanish guy learn to make pizza?

>>87387850
Hard to replicate the water in NY. That's the secret to the crust.>>87388034
Shut up. Stop pretending to ask questions because you want to have a passive aggressive argument. Pizza came from Italy and was brought to the US by American GIs. You can't go back in time to make that happen in other countries. Go back to your globalist shill thread.

>>87387850
Nothing's stopping you from moving to African and opening the best sushi restaurant in the world, but that's a hypothetical. You're talking in hypotheticals. In reality as it stands, you're not going to find the world's best sushi in Africa. Same goes for pizza. If you want good pizza, you go to the NYC/Philly area, Chicago, or Italy, not Africa. You're just being autistic.

>>87388090
>Chicago

That's not pizza, anon. Otherwise I agree with you.

>>87388034
Other countries didn't have as much Italian immigrants as the US, other countries have their own cuisine and didn't have to rely on other culture's cuisine as much as the US

>>87387503
kys

>>87388117
Well yeah personally I'm a super thin crust guy, but I have to imagine that there's some wop in Chicago who knows how to make a pizza that isn't half a foot deep.

>>87387999
anyone has a pic of the thick crust?

>>87388080
I really just want to make sense of this
>>87388090
Obviously not every country will have THE BEST, but it just seems dumb that only a handful of cities in the whole world can have great pizza, especially when pizza is such a popular food.
So I don't buy the whole "you don't know pizza unless you've had it in itally or new york"

>>87388187
True. I forget the name of the place but I was able to find ONE in Chicago that's like you described. It was way out of the way in uptown and nobody talked about it. Other than that one place, you'd honestly be better off ordering Papa John's if you live in Chicago. And I'm very against chain restaurants.

>>87388187
Most pizza is Chicago is actually super thin crust, edge to edge toppings with a square cut.

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mfw americans don't know anything about pizza. You have to let the delicate array of tannins truly tickle the palate, dance around your gustation. Check this:

>balanced flavours
>not too much anything
>subtle hints of hinting
>everything's there
>what little there is, is enough to barely appreciate the fact that the flavour is technically present

wow

>>87388240
>>87388187
Update: It's called Gigio's, and if you spend too much time looking at it, you'll never want to eat there. But it's the best NY style pizza that Chicago can do.

>>87386593

i'm curious exactly what did gordon say about the pizza.

>>87388320
American here, that looks very nice. Looks like a nice margherita style pizza.

>>87388336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt8LflOyyhs

>>87388320
Dude fuck off, their are plenty of places that make pizza just like that in New York and Connecticut and I'm sure in any major city with a large Italian population in addition to local styles

>>87388220
Need a very, very hot wood fired oven. Need water with a very specific mineral content and pH. Need good ingredients. Sauce should not be cooked except for the time it spends on the pizza in the oven. Toppings should be minimal.

>>87388220
You don't buy it because you're being stupid and autistically nitpicky. Is there an Italian restaurant in Hong Kong that can make a good pizza? I'm sure there's at least one. But you're not going to find the quantity of mom and pop places making good pizza their own way anywhere put the places I've listed. And I say this as someone from the northeast who didn't realize how true this was until I moved west.

>>87388240
>>87388329
Heh well thanks for the tip anon, but I don't think I'll be looking for NY pizza if I ever go to Chicago. Unless I end up living there, but god forbid who the fuck wants to live in Chicago

>>87388243
>with a square cut
Dropped

>>87388320
Truly amazing

>>87388447
>who the fuck wants to live in Chicago
True. I lived there for a few years.
>with a square cut
>Dropped

My negro

>>87388320
>Thinks America doesn't have Neapolitan pizza

>>87386714
>America has the best pizza in the world
I'm honestly jealous of your ignorance. It's pretty close to being a North Korean I guess.

>>87388320
You get that for 4 dollars in a bar

>>87388320
Every pizza place worth their shit has this and it's not very good.

>>87388473
You can't fold squares like you fold triangles, it's not the same

>>87388501
neapolitan is an ice cream flavor, anon

>>87388542
>and it's not very good.
Because you only ate the one made by Americans with American ingredients. Yeah, that one isn't really all that great.

>>87388593
Nah. Pizzerias in America use Italian ingredients, not your Tesco Pollack shit.

>>87388593
European ingredients is an oxymoron thank you

>>87388566
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neapolitan_pizza
moron

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>being pretentious about pizza

>>87388675
I think he was joking, but who knows with the plebbitors of /tv/ sometimes

>>87388593
I forgot about the native European tomato!

>>87387883
Pizza was invented by a French pastry chef who was paying tribute to the Italian royal family who was visiting Paris.

The main ingredients of the original pizza were fresh basil, fresh mozzarella, and fresh tomato (sliced not sauce) because those are the colors of the Italian flag

Pizza was invented by the French

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>>87388320
That's shit. The toppings are way too even. A real pizza in Italy looks like this.

>>87388722
KEK and the native European Buffalo for Buffalo mozzarella

>>87388373

thank you, anon.

different people have different tastes. what's heavenly perfect for one is hellishly disgusting for another. that's why i do not listen to critics (whether it's for food, film, books or art).

but gordon's shows (and most critics) is not about what's the best or perfect or good. it's about being entertained by creative insults. that's why i was interested in what he said. i wanted to know how creative/entertaining he was in insulting that pizza.

wasn't gordon the one who screamed bloody murder over pineapples in pizza? i don't care if his head explodes i will have pineapples in my pizza. it's utterly delicious.

>>87388810
Italians don't put a lot of cheese on their pizza because they have enough cheese rations to cover a whole pie

>>87388844
you sound like a snowflake. That pizza is objectively shit

>>87388941
sweet flavors do not belong on tomato bread

>>87388320
>subtle hints of hinting
4/10

>>87388029
The UK is filled with Italians, you nonce

this a 'go 'za thread?

>in naples pizza is supposed to be soggy in the middle
>you use a knife and fork
>they don't even cook the sauce

>>87386593
I used to have a massive thirst for fucking the shit out my MILF of a professor. Then my friend said she looks like Gordon Ramsey. I could never look at her the same way again

>>87389017
Nah. It can't be filled with Italians since it's already filled with leftypol snowflakes and Muslims. There's no room for based Italians. Nice try though. Enjoy your vegan, gluten free halal crumpets

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>>87388220
New York City water is unique because of all the hormone control chemical dumped into it by the kikes

>>87388995

to me they do. it's utterly delicious.

>>87388980
>all that butthurt anger over a rational post

triggered snowflake detected

>>87389255
"delicious" is a meaningless word used by people who think their subjective opinions matter

>>87389351

That's just your subjective opinion

>>87389409
it's obective fact provable by observation

>>87389351

to me delicious is not a meaningless word. pineapples on pizza is utterly delicious.

>>87389306
>he called me out for my ll informed opinion
>call him what he called me, that'll show him

>>87389434
>obective

illiterate donkey
go back to /mlp/, little girl

>>87389434
observation is subjective

>>87389468
>exposed as triggered snowflake
>unable to refute truth

kek

>>87389496
>resorting to making fun of typos because you lack an actual argument that refutes the point

>>87389530
I disagree

>>87389434
How is pineapple on pizza "objectively" bad, then?

>>87389545
>I'm gonna keep repeating the other person's insult because I can't think of anything else to say

>>87389611
same reason Ketchup on steak is, overwhelms the palate and flavor of the actual pizza

>>87389611
Because I objectively observed a retarded person vomiting after eating pineapple and cat turds on a pizza.

>>87389669

catsup on steak is extremely yummy

>>87387126
Isn't the whole point of this thread that someone was stating that Dominos-tier pizza (i.e. The one in the OP) was garbage?

>>87389628
>still unable to refute truth
>triggered snowflaking intensifies

lol

>>87389547

wasn't arguing whatever point you guys are arguing. just objectively observed and pointed out that you are an illiterate donkey.

>>87390059

Dominos pizza are not garbage.

>>87390059
No.

>>87390110
absolutely, thats insulting to garbage

>>87386714
>American Pizza is the best
>Italy exists

>>87390129

Dominos pizza are good.

>>87390146

American pizza is an improvement over Italian pizza.

>>87390284
have you tried crushing your balls in a vice? its great! some people love it!

>>87390129
>$12 for 2 medium hot pies
I aint complainin

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>>87390284
>American pizza is an improvement over Italian pizza.

Kill yourself, obese landwhale. Adding an extra layer of cheese does not make a pizza better.

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>>87390346
garbage is literally free. i cant even say how many times its better, its literally infinity because anything divided by 0

>>87390345

You may like it but I don't, you poor ball-less anon.

>>87390359

The more cheese the tastier it becomes.

>>87388980
>does not provide intelligent counter-argument
>just screams snowflake and shit

imbecile (You)

>>87386858
*removes palm from forehead*
E.... these posts
these damn posts
*sighs*
man i just don't know what goes through the head of these people
*gets up from chair*
i mean what is their problem, i true to insult American pizza, and he goes and says something about hot pockets, and my mom, and my microwave
*sighs*
nobody insults my microwave
*walks out door*
MOM, put a hotpocket in the microwave for me
*sees mom*
"oh honey I've ordered some pizza hut for dinner"
*puts face on palm*
damn it mother, american pizza's??

>>87390504
On a triggered scale of 1-10 you're scoring a snowflake/10

>>87390478
thats my point. you can like crushing your balls, you can like dominos pizza, you can like little boys. the real trick is figuring out which is the most degenerate.

i for one, will nominate that dominos willing serves pinapple on pizza, and thus, is worse then the others

>>87388995
tomato is sweet

>>87390607
It's a fruit, like you

>>87390607
>t man who only eats cherry and grape tomatoes

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>>87390654
put your tomatoes in my mouth

>>87390709
Okay. Now say "thank you tomato daddy"

>>87390529
>still does not provide intelligent counter-argument
>still screams snowflake

imbecility confirmed

>>87390562

Pineapple on pizza is the best tasting pizza.

>>87390742
ew, gay, go with something a little less sick, like "big brother", ya fuckin weirdo

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>>87390775
wrong

>>87390654

For culinary purposes, tomato is considered a vegetable. Since this is a food thread then tomato is a vegetable itt.

>>87390758
Stop being so triggered, snowflake. Go spend some time in your safe space, have mom wrap you in a blanket and make your tendies

>>87390812
Okay, but this thread is still populated by fruits

>>87390804

No, it's not. Pineapple on pizza is the best tasting pizza. Put pineapple on any pizza and it will taste better.

>>87390821
>still does not provide intelligent counter-argument
>runs back to mommy seeking safe place

kek
imbecility intensifies

>>87390837

Yes. And pineapple is a fruit that tastes great on a pizza.

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>>87390852
nigga did you even look at the picture, its pineapple and jalapeno

>>87390916
>leave thread for an hour
>someone else points out you're being a fag
>is now using the same insult for two different people now
Are you retarded, seriously?

>>87390956
is this thread going to turn into people trying to make....human appendages on pizza sound sexy

Virgin-Quiche vs Chad-Pie when?

>>87390975
Sweet heat, anon. Sweet heat.

>>87390988
I was just filling in for you while you were gone. Did I do okay? I just wanted to make sure he stays triggered

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Real pizza does not get drowned in cheese, or tomato like those Chicago abominations.

>>87391091
swing low, sweet chariot

>>87391125
That looks terrible. More bread than pizza

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>>87386772
>he doesn't enjoy the crunchy, salty taste of shells

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>>87391091
i was always a >add as much fucking meat as possible kinda man, but then someone ordered just this and said try it and wew

>>87390988
>implying

learn2read, retard

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>>87390997

>>87391125

Cheese makes pizza yummier. More cheese more yumminess.

>>87391182
It's 5am, I honestly don't care anymore and waiting for the sweet relief of sleep to befall me

>>87391103
>implying implications implyers implicity imply

s m h

>>87390284
Nothing American is improvement over anything

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>>87386593
>that one anon that says the pizza looks good
everytime

>>87391196
i fucking love the internet. my families last name dies with me

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Will /tv/ ever adopt the patrician taste of ruccula on pizza?

>>87391260
So the number of immigrants trying to come to America is zero, right?

>>87391206
The more veggies, meat and spice, the better pizza, cheese should be a light layer of parmesan and cheddar

>>87391299
ive been advocating vegemite on the bottom of day old thin crust pepperoni anchovies feta pizza for years and no ones gotten patrician taste yet, itll never happen

>>87391299
That's feta, prosciutto, sliced tomato and rocket? - looks delish.

>>87387727

Gordon is a genuine bro in the UK series and does some great stuff with a lot of staff at the restaurants.

In the US they pick Restaurants they know have no chance and play up the drama big time. It's fun but not as interesting.

>>87391299
>ruccula
We call it arugula here, and it doesn't seem appetizing to put cold greens on a hot pizza, even though arugula is great in a salad.

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>>87386772
>Take a bite
>Lose all my front teeth

>>87391369
I dunno, for some reason the cold spicyness mixes great with a thin crust pizza

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Was she a master schemer?

I nearly threw up when the Chef took a bite. This is the most disgusting looking Pizza I have ever seen.

>>87391393
If I get the chance I'll try it, but I'm managing my expectations.

>>87391299
>ruccula
>ccU
U W0T M8?

>>87390508
>>87386858
*you*
*have*
*to*
*go*
*back*

>>87391420
She was an imp in human form

>>87388532
Norks have to be threatened by the military, Americans genuinely bought the propaganda.

>>87391471
*sigh*

>>87391435
This is the most retarded comment I have ever read.

>>87390852
i bet you put ketchup on everything too

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>>87391482
Easy to buy propaganda when your country is best at a lot of things.

>>87387020
If you dig into his background he was cheating on his wife. Dude had other shit going on.

>>87391533
Is this one of those americans that claim to be white?

>>87391322

The more cheese the yummier.

every waitress on this show is a cute innocent 24 year old

>>87391420

i haven't seen the show. explain please how she's a master schemer. is she the waitress in the pizza ep op is talking about? or is she from another ep?

>>87391605
No I mean the US has the most Nobel prizes, most Olympic gold medals, strongest military power, etc.
How can you not get a big head as an American?

>>87391685

She recommended the seafood ravioli even though the owners know that it tastes like shit and didn't want Gordon to know about it. When the owner asked her why she told Gordon to try it she gave that big shit eating grin. She knew what she was doing.

>>87391513

Catsup on pizza is good. Catsup on cake is not good.
Pineapple on pizza is very good. Pineapple on cake is very good.
It's very simple, anon. And very true.

>>87388320
People really got mad at you for this joke. I laughed if it makes you feel better. The "Flavour is technically present" part was pretty great.

>>87391839
People like you need to be sterilized

>>87391814

lol
what were gordon's comments. what words did he use?

>>87391786
BECAUSE MUH FREE EUROHEALTHCARE (that is subsidized by the US funding the majority of research and innovations in the field of medicine)

"People" who like pineapple on 'za are just taste-deficient cretins that will shovel anything into their fat mouths.
>>87391866
Dubs of truth

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>>87391911
>'za

>>87391866

Yes, everyone on /tv/ needs to be sterilized. And catsup is good on pizza but not on cake and pineapple is very good on pizza and cake. It's nice when we all agree on the simple truth.

>>87391911
>>87391839
BBQ sauce instead of tomato. Pineapple + Bacon + BBQ is glorious.

>>87391911

No, we're not cretins. We just know that pineapple tastes great on pizza. And on cakes. And in hamburgers.

>>87391651
I disagree

>>87391953
Your father lacked a spine, he should of beat that nonsense out of you

>>87391977
>pineapple
>bacon
>bbq

The Holy Trinity of Food. Bacon bless you, anon.

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>>87391977
>>87391988
gif related it's (You)

Pepperoni, bacon, jalapeno, red onion, and cherry peppers.

>>87392012
>bacon

Is plebbit down for maintenance again?

>>87391993

You may disagree but the fact remains that the more cheese the yummier.

>>87386593
Pizza guy. Gordan was right. It simply was not done yet. The dough was raw. You can tell by the lack of browning on the outside of the crust.

>>87392056
>not liking divinely glorious bacon

I pity you, ignorant blasphemer.

>>87392025

No, it's not. Pineapple tastes great on pizza, cakes and hamburgers.

>>87392100
Stop lying. "Raw" means uncooked.

>>87392100

The browning was inside the dough which is how a perfect pizza should be.

>>87392153
If you watched the video when he tears the crust it is a lot of uncooked dough in the middle

>>87392158
Do you know how an oven works, retard?

>>87392185
Not possible. It was in the oven, cannot possibly be raw. Stop lying.

>>87392153
The pizza was way too fucking big to bake properly. The dough was raw in the middle.

>>87392223
>can't be raw if it ever went in an oven
it's pure insulation, parts can be completely raw for quite a while.

>>87392223
it was literally raw, uncooked dough in the center, only the outside of the crust was partially cooked

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>>87387503
>[his] conclusion that words alone could cause a suicide.
>her words literally killed him, that the murder weapon here was her words

>>87387505
feels man

>>87392232
>>87392239
>>87392247
>cook something, call it raw afterwards

Retards should have supervision while posting online.

>>87392288
She's really pretty. 10/10, would allow to talk me into suicide

>>87388087
>when I finally learned what the minature table in the middle was for
It was a revelation.

>>87392310
Put a raw chicken breast in the oven for only two minutes then eat it.

>>87392188
>>87392247
>>87392366
Baited hard by obvious bait

>>87392366
Eating undercooked chicken could make me sick, so I won't do that.

>>87386772
>>87387676
>>87391179
>>87391388

>American education

Just in case you guys arent trolling... you dont eat it like that

>>87392188

You're thinking of an ordinary oven not a pizza oven. And properly browning a pizza takes special skill which is why so many pizzas are incorrectly browned.

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>The one where he rates the soul food really good
>It's literally just fried chicken and mac n cheese

>>87392454
Bu... But it's been cooked.

>>87392530

of course he would say soul food is good. he doesn't want to be called racist.

>>87392545
Yup. It's been cooked so is not raw. But undercooked chicken is dangerous. Thanks for your participation.

>>87386593
The pizza was in the wrong.

>>87392571
EXACTLY

>>87392545

Yes, it's been cooked. But it's improperly cooked not properly cooked.

>>87392583
>be pizza
>no discernible sentience
>inability to adhere to moral structures as determined by society
>be wrong

how. explain your bullshit

>>87392583

No, it's not. Pizza is never wrong. It's always deliciously right. And when it has pineapples, bacon and bbq on it, it's the perfectly complete absolutely delicious food.

>Slates restaurants for using a microwave, uses microwave in his own restaurants

What did he mean by this?

>>87392620
Open your mind.
>>87392633
>pizza is never wrong
Wrong
>Pineapple, bacon and BBQ are delicious
Correct

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>>87392573
>>87392590


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sR0mrUU9bs

>Pineapple on pizza

Gays out

>>87392649
>pineapple, bacon and bbq are delicious. correct.

I've found my soulmate. Okay, I'll give you the pizza-wrong thing. Because you're my soulmate.

>>87392696

It's not gay. Pineapple is good on pizza. And in hamburgers. And in salads.

>>87392336
what's it for? so the box can't squish and get the toppings stuck to the cardboard?

>>87392758
How many times are you gonna spam this post?

>>87392758
No straight man thinks "wow this savoury needs more sweet!"

>>87392826
This desu
Savory/umami is for men. Sweets are for children and women.

>>87392915
I guess that's why chocolate covered pretzels are so awful. And cheesecake tastes like literal shit, right?

>>87392915
Yeah, straight men hate orange chicken.

>>87392991
chocolate covered pretzels are fucking disgusting you fat legbeard. cheesecake is fine depending on the flavoring, but knowing you you'd cover it in hershey's syrup like the pif you are.

>>87393038
General Tso's chicken is infinitely superior. I agree.

>>87392991
Cheesecake is sour, not sweet

>>87393066
Bu But straight men hate sweet and savory combinations! Especially bacon with pancakes and maple syrup! Twin Peaks confirmed for gay
>>87393083
Go to a doctor, your taste buds are sick.

>>87386941

Except Gordon Ramsay is world renowned Michelin star chef, the most successful in his business. But because he was born in the British isle he can't have an opinion on an item of food? Despite decades of experience and training and education in food preparation to highest echelon of skill and complexity. You do realise that human beings can learn how to do things and that being born in a certain country doesn't inhibit the capacity to learn how to make pizza? I'd get Gordon Ramsay to cook me a pizza over some random Italian pulled off the street and so would you. Fuck you.

>>87393132
You're a donut, Gordon. Stop posting on 4chun

>>87393100
bacon with maple syrup is fucking disgusting and salted caramel is a meme that people just go along with because they think it's fancy even though it tastes worse

>>87392819

It's not spamming. I'm replying to what that anon said about pineapples. You just can't deny that pineapple is good on pizza, hamburgers and salads so you resort to calling my reply (to a post that is about pineapples) as spam.

>>87392826
>>87392915

For you, yes. But not for everyone. Pineapples are great on pizza, hamburgers and salads. And on steaks.

>>87393194
Dunno why you brought up salted caramel out of nowhere. Are you okay?

>>87388087
aw mate is that the crust peri peri chicken?

>>87388320
>hurr Italy has the best pizza!
>it's just a barely coated cheese pizza with basil leaves

Ha

>>87393194

Bacon is divine. Bacon with maple syrup is orgasmically divine. Salted caramel is very delicious.

>>87393227
salted caramel is another "sweet and savory" meme combo

>>87393245
fuck you and your extravagant descriptions
it legitimately enrages me to hear those terms get used genuinely

>>87392819
>anon replies to post questioning pineapples with post about pineapples
>implying it's spam

summer is over, little girl, go back to school

>>87393229
it's good shit aye

>>87393260
No. Salted caramel is literally sweet and salty, not savory. Are you okay?

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Goodnight anons

>>87393290

Your reply made me lol so I'm going to stop now. Also, all this food talk has made me hungry. I'm going out to get me a pizza with bacon and salted caramel on it and I'll pour maple syrup all over the pizza. It will be orgasmically heavenly. Okay, NOW I'm stopping.

>>87386742
The Fat twins ended up being very successful because they followed all of Ramsay's advice

>>87386911
There was that episode of Hell's Kitchen where Gordon asks the team leader or whatever who he's nominating for elimination, then he bizzarely starts screaming "I AIN'T NO BITCH" to Gordon and ends up getting in his face and eventually storms off

It's one of the most retarded things I've ever seen, especially since it's extremely clear Gordon would fuck him up in an actual fight since the guy is scrawnier than a toddler

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>the amy's bakery episode

What do think happened to that beta fedora with the crack gf and aussie dad who stole his inheritance?

>>87393478
post youtubes

>>87393481
Burger Kitchen went out of business. Imagine that guy lost all his inheritance and lives in poverty now.

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>>87386714
>America has the best pizza in the world, yuropoor.

have you been to Italy?

>>87393478
Was she the qt-est of all the qt waitresses?

>>87393527
Italy doesn't really have that good pizzas anymore, a couple of european countries has taken the pizza concept and made it better

Italy itself isn't really relevant in terms of cuisine anymore

its scripted

>>87393527
Pizza in Italy is crap food for poor people. Get an education, fayg

>>87391533
>spic

your country is the most mediocre to ever exist, the only reason it holds hegemony right now is because every other important nation was crushed by the second world war due to proximity.

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>>87393527
Italian pizza sucks.

>>87393194

Salt unlocks taste receptors that otherwise would not be present if just eating something sweet, so it actually increases the insensitive of the sweet element.

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>tfw wood fired pizza oven at home
>tfw you faggots cannot even begin to comprehend how good the shit is

>>87391363

That's because US shows have to be about total failures.

When you have a guy going 'I'm $1 million in debt and loans' then you KNOW he's fucked. There's no small time restaurant thats going to make that revenue back in a couple of years and no way they can pay the debts off. It's literally a cornered business just trying to stave off its own extinction.

>>87392803
exactly

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>American """"pizza""""

>>87393796
>American
>Implying sanctuary city Chicago is "American"

GTFO, troll

>>87392826
don't yanks put maple syrup on bacon?

>>87393886
Yanks put sugar on bacon

>>87393886
Don't Eurocucks get raped by Muslims and die of scurvy?

>>87393987
Every day bar Friday. They are busy at the mosque then so we get a day off to get drunk.

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>>87386714
>America has the best pizza in the world, yuropoor.

>>87391471
Cant believe there still are retards like you here who fall for the simplest gaia/gaf/tumblr/reddit-baits.

>>87386714

>US pizza
>best

No. US has the self indulgent pizza but the US has yet to work out that pizza isn't a total dish, it's a starter for a meal. That's why it should be subtle.

>>87394161
>american pizza chains branches worldwide

the world agrees american pizza is the best

>>87394227

>american pizza chains world wide

So are italian restaurants that serve traditional pizza. US pizza is sold because it's a cheap dish with high profitability, just like the majority of pasta dishes. It's why you don't get 5 star US style pizza.

>>87394227
The world agrees Justin beiber is the best

>>87391911
>'za
You should end your life friendo

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>>87394281
Dolt

>>87393371
salt is a savory flavor, anon

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>>87393478
>THEY'RE NOT CRAP AND THEY'RE DELICIOUS

>>87393752
that's pretty smart

>>87394539
Savory is a separate flavor, dumb fuck. Stop arguing. You are wrong.

>>87394693
incorrect.

>>87394729
Prove it, or turn off your computer.

>>87394729
salt is salty, savory is savory. salty != umami.

>>87393527
Yes and you obviosuly haven't because italian pizza is a lot different than American pizza. Pizza as we know it now is an American adaptation of the italian dish. And it is much better.

>>87393627
>your country is the best only because all the other countries are dumb as fuck and got BTFO 80 years ago and never figured out how to recover.

makes me think

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>>87393478
>both are from Scottsdale
>literal lookalikes
I'm not saying they're relatives but chances are they are

Mouths watering but all the pictures are shitty troll pizzas.
Humans are so flawed

>>87394758
Thank you. Science recognizes 6 tastes. Salty and savory are 2 of them.

ITT: Italian autists getting triggered because Pizza is a highly adaptable dish

>>87393260
>>87394539
>>87394729

Salty is it's own thing.

You're probably thinking of MSG, which is a salt that adds umami (Or 'savoury') flavours. Mixing salt and sugar mimics the taste of MSG, which is why you find it in so much shit.

Alot of foods have a complex and nice taste that comes from mixing two distinct flavours.

Although I agree with you that salted caramel is bullshit. It's just making your sugar have a worthless tang after every bite.

And yeah. bacon with maple syrup is overrated. Unless we're talking bacon cooked with a maple glaze to get that maillard reaction.

>>87394758
>umami
made up japanese bullshit

>>87387126
>drink tea made from tea bags

Maybe fucking builders do. I for one have many tins stocked full of loose leaf tea.

>>87394932
its literally man made meat flavor, yeah.

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There are only four different tastes and they can only be tasted in these regions of the tongue
didn't you go to school?

>>87395063
LOL this chart was debunked by actual scientists years ago. Your school must suck.

>>87394281
>italian restaurants worldwide

kek

>>87394295

Yes, he is.

>>87394816

you only think that because you are a jelly non-human monkey.

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>>87394563
I went there once with a friend for fun.
>Samy is as crazy as he seems in the episode
>berates servers and if they piss him off he tells them "you need to cool off for a while go home just leave the retaurant go home you are making a scene!" but does it loudly
>their food is trash but the dessert is good
>both Amy and Samy will take a picture with you if you want it for 20 dollars
>if you or anyone else happens to mention Miranda Samy will throw you out and yell
>they really play up the Kitchen Nightmares stuff to the point where their display case also had a bunch of merchandise in it that was basically just memes facebook made

Samy also sent a server home because she
>got our drinks
>didn't take food order
>came back by our table and looked directly at us then left again
so he yelled at her and sent her home then yelled at us for not calling her over and demanded we pay and leave. Told him I wanted to order dessert so he thought for a minute then just threw up his hands and said fine.

Also went by the Cracker Barrel Miranda was supposed to be working at but she wasn't on staff.

>>87395114
>false claims with nothing no pic no link to back it up

your school is altfakenewsmaker

>>87395209
>>if you or anyone else happens to mention Miranda Samy will throw you out and yell
did you find this out by experience anon?

>>87395243
Oh cool, you don't know how to use a search engine!

http://cst.ufl.edu/that-neat-and-tidy-map-of-tastes-on-the-tongue-you-learned-in-school-is-all-wrong.html

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/neat-and-tidy-map-tastes-tongue-you-learned-school-all-wrong-180963407/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0072592/

>>87395121
Tell me where you'd get a pizza shop but not an italian restaurant?

>>87395209
>came back by our table and looked directly at us then left again

what was that about? i suspect all that yelling and sending staff home is just drama they put on for the benefit of tourists.

>>87395252
There are alot of people that saw the episode and started coming in just to make trouble (Samy told us when we walked in and he was right)
>guy sits down
>gets bread
>they start looking around shifty and take out a phone to start recording
>AW MAN THIS BREAD IS NASTY AND STALE
or
>guy pulls up in a truck
>just takes his phone out and takes pictures of the place then goes inside just to take pictures
>Samy will yell at them and chase them into the parking lot

>>87395313
This wasn't drama, she got in her car and left. Tried to blame it on another server "I thought Janine took their order already" which of course she didn't. Was an honest mistake on her part but Samy was pissed since we had been waiting for a good 15 minutes for her to take our order. Of course Samy thought it was our fault as well for not saying anything.

>>87392288
/r/murderedbywords

>>87395521
you have to go back

>>87386798
What the fuck is a hot pocket?