You want your fuckin package or what man?

You're wife's a whore

>>87384632
Why do your eyes look so weary?

>>87384644
His shit's all fucked up.

>>87384644
His back is getting tight

His back is GETTIN TOIUGHT LOIKE A TOIGER

>that episode where he staples his own balls

absolute kino

>>87384747
>that episode where he stapled his wife's pussy
Kinda went too far with that one

do delivery drivers in America really wear shorts?

>>87384841

Yes.
The real question is why did they have to alter UPS but not Fed Ex

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God I love King of Queens threads

Do you guys think deacon and Kelly were swingers?

>>87385082
Do you think Deacon and Carey ever hooked up?

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>>87384710
sittin here in traffic on the choadsborough bridge tonight

I finished The King Of Queens and I hate Doug and Carrie so much. The final few episodes were so rushed and garbage. It would have been a more fitting ending if they both divorced and were alone and sad and pathetic.

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>>87384632

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you guys remember all the classics? king of queens, everybody loves ray, yes dear...

those mid afternoon classics... I'd watch them while I played Guild Wars... Remember that episode where Ray cut off his own cock to win an argument with his wife? Man, voluntary auto-castration sure was an oddly popular theme of this era of comedy.