>Her favorite turtle is Leonardo Good taste

>>87383422
Is that a Samurai Pizza Cats tattoo beside Leo?

Sorry, but the only valid choice is Raphael. Mikey-fags get a pass, but just barely.

>her
ruby is a genderqueer

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>>87383422

>so many dikey girls, butch women and FTMs ruin their looks with all those trashy tattoos

Why though? She'd be hot if she didn't do that.

Hell, she literally JUST'ed her right hand!

>>87383422
That's Michelangleo, you idiot. He's orange.

>>87383422
I would beat her to death with a rusty piece of rebar

>>87383422
>2003 style
Good taste indeed.

>>87383585
Pskskcbbsjakayydsrrrrt

>>87383556
They aren't doing it for you.

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>>87383585
anon you are colorblind!

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>>87383458
Fuck you Raph.

>Michaelangelo is a party dude

>>87383422
i want its lips on my dick so bad

>>87383422
>not Donatello
Dropped

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>>87383618
>best turtle and best turtle show

holy shit, how can one waifu be so based?

>>87383616
but why? that's mean

>>87383641
Oh yes they are. They are doing it to augment how they are perceived. "How will this make me appear to those hot guys (me)?" and "Will this make them (me) more likely to love and want me to sleep with me?" These are the thoughts that go through any woman's head when she's making any decision including getting tattoos. The answers btw are "nasty" and "nah, bitch".

That's a lazy choice. He was the do good straight edge perfect student leader. Literally just the boring turtle. Not the smart one. Not the cool one. Not the rebel.

>>87383422
>liking the worst ninja turtle
i'm gonna run her over with my truck
i don't even have a fucking truck

>>87383422

She can dress and act as dykeish as she wants but she can't hide that feminine face and those DSLs

>>87384014
My real life thicc manly cock finds her existence unacceptable. I really would kill her. I have nothing but time.

>>87384133
He was the most alpha

>>87383422

Just what?

>>87384403
Just Love

>>87384023
You're really cool dude I bet you get lots of pussy.

Raph is best boy.

>>87383422
Yep.

>>87384133
>>87384211
Women like to be lead you betas

>>87383422
>not a party dude
she's living a lie and you know it

>>87383856
This. Donatello was garbage in the original cartoon, but he was by far the best in the 2003 cartoon. Not even close.

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>>87383422
I want to say she's cute, but she has so many fucking tattoos that it kind of turns me off.

>>87384850
fucking basquiat tattoo

in the middle of the chest

NYC/10

>>87384850
Damn she is qt. I don't know who she is though.

>>87383422
Literally has "JUST" tattooed on her fingers.

>>87383422
>covered in tats
>good taste
Fucking pick one.
Women get tattoos of a bunch of stupid pop culture shit to try and make people think they have actual interests. They're trying to pretend they aren't vapid whores completely devoid of personality by covering themselves with crap in an attempt to be 'unique'.
Thing is, it's the opposite. If you see a bitch with a bunch of dumb prison tats, they're an unflushed turd of a human with nothing actually unique, special, or interesting about them except for possibly some new STD strain.

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>>87384850
giv bf (female)

>>87384903

Ruby Rose. Australian self-proclaimed gender-fluid fuck boy who can't act for shit.

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>>87384903
Lesbo woman from Orange is the New Black and John Wick 2

She would be cute if she got THICC.

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>>87383422
>that hand tattoo

>>87383422
"Think before you ink"

>>87384133
>commanded respect from his brothers
>double wielded katanas
>was the only one that could take shredder on solo
>not cool

sometimes being the straight man is alpha

>>87384941
I don't understand meme talks

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>>87384693
lol yeah okay internet alpha. You go play make believe boy scout leader while the fun guy and rebel have a three way with the girl you stalk before she ends up marrying the smart guy who made a million bucks. You go be Leo while Mikey, Raph and Donnie win the game of life.

>>87385072
>t. rambunctious nigger

Leo was the epitome of cool

>>87383978
>>87383422
>directly based on that image
>she marked her body for life with that "quality" job

>>87383422

Meme tattoos on millenial women look so fucking ugly. They age like shit too.

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>>87385048
i want the bf (female)

t. knower

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>>87383422

>>87385072
Leo is the calm cool and collected one
Raph is a crude hot head with a bad temper
Donnie is a tech geek, but is pretty beta
Mikey is a fucking "lmao party rock in the house" guy

which do you honestly prefer?

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>>87385154
Tokka.

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>>87383422
Tattoos are supposed to have meaning.

When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.

10 years from now I'll look at my wrists and still have profound thoughts of what went through my mind the day I decided to get these tattoos but the idiots who got them because they like cartoons will only see an outdated, obsolete franchise.

>>87385302
k

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>>87385302
which hand do you jerk off with?

>>87385289
>Master say have fun!

Can someone post that pasta?

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>Getting anything other than symbol tattoos.

>>87385302
love this pasta
it's stupid but it has a point

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fuuuurck duuude

>>87385477
Daisy Ridley has a tiny tattoo on her thigh for air or something

>>87385477
>not getting tattoos of your waifu

>>87383422
>tattoos
>short dyke haircut
I don't even know who this cunt is but the only thing she should be auditioning for is porn, where tattoo-branded trash belongs.

>>87383645
>A nger is a Gift

Raphael is the classic bad boy, but he has all the traits to be a leader except his own shortcomings which are also his strongest asset. The conflicts he goes through makes him more interesting than Leonardo... who is faced with primarily just the standard cliche leader problems, whereas Raphael particularly in the movies had that late 80s early 90s New York edge, rumble in the bronx style

Raphael is like Matt from Digimon, he's not the leader but he gets that Sora pusy and goes to mars

>>87384693
No wonder, lead is poisonous.

>>87384693
Then she should rep Splinter, Leo's just his sub and that's all he'll ever be. He has nothing else.

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First of all this>>87385072 second of all I REALLY FIND TATTOOS ON WOMEN TO BE FUCKING DISGUSTING

>>87383585
That's a guckhdhdudwgeudgdgdudhehe Dr Jesus abridged by Rudi and has wbeu his the U.S.DVDand shsjsjdhdsgshdgdts bugs gangs Sandusky sgdysNigger

wait is this a waifu thread or a ninja turtles thread?

>>87386201
They literally replaced Ralph with Leo in the movie

In the original comic Leo was the one who got shit-kicked by the foot and had to recuperate

>>87383422
>Like Leonardo because he had two swords
>"omg anon Leonardo is so lame and boring, you're such a loser"
It was like Cyclops all over again. :(

It goes Donnie>>>>> Mikey>>>> Leo=Raph
However, all are good.

>character judges Piper for being an attractive white woman in orange is the new black
>is a white model irl

>>87383458
this guy gets it

>>87388142
I know how you feel.
Cyclops is not my fav, but he still gets shit on. My dad thinks he's a square.

>>87383458
this

Why do people with money get such poor quality tattoos? There's no excuse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzlGB3eOjlU

>>87383422
What the fuck?
>I like the most boring and bland character that doesn't really have a personality other than "leader"

>>87384649
He may not be that, but he's still right.

>>87385346
>>87385289
>>87385154
>not Slash

But seriously, Raph all the way.

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>>87383422
Raphael>Michelangelo>Leo>Donatello

>>87383422
>having tattoos
>having tattoos on forearms
>having shitty tattoos that look like a 9 year old drew them on your forearms
>good taste
one of these things doesn't belong

>>87384649
butthurt liberal female detected? yep

>>87388758
What a shitty show. It's so poorly written that most of the characters seem bipolar.

>>87384934
My favorites are the dreamcatcher or the feather dissipating into flying birds tattoos. They all have the same fucking tattoos. Women are so fucking unoriginal and boring.

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Raph is for edgelords, Mikey's for children, Donny's for nerds, Leo is the patrician choice. A hard working alpha.

>>87385477
I thought we were talking about tatoos not curse marks

>>87383448
that's what got me liking her
polly polyester on her arm

>>87389979
Leo is a goodie two shoes
Donnie is the operator
Ralph is in deep with PTSD
Mikey is retarded

ITT: basic bitches
Holy shit I had to check the URL to make sure I wasn't on /r/eddit

>>87390033
Leo is the only one who takes martial arts seriously, and as a result he's the best fighter. How does that make him a goodie two shoes?

>>87390090
It's all just to brown nose Master Splinter.

>>87385477
Way to bring a horrible demon into your home. A cheese grater is the only way to remove the mark and Digimon

>>87390114
If the others listened more to Splinter maybe they'd be on Leo's level.

>>87390136
Donnie has transcended the confines of the sewer. Motherfucker is creating sentient robots in his workshop.

Leonardo an Uncle Tom

So if I wanted to get into TMNT, what should I watch?

>>87383422
>JUST tattooed in her knuckles
JUST

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>>87383422
>JUST

>4chan
Raph and Mikey
>R*ddit
Leo and Don

Fite me fggts

We all at least agree Donatello was the black one, right?

Usagi Yojimbo > Turtles

>>87390716
>smarter one
>black one

>>87390806
Never seen an autistic niggy?

>>87384850
she is a walking pop culture reference

>>87390090
>Best fighter

Raph can bitchslap him so hard that people will think he comes from Mario Kart as he flies by.

>>87384023
It's either your labyrinth of mental gymnastics... or she just has an opinion of her own.

>>87383458
>muh emotions
you are the one who is the fag

>>87390716
Raph is clearly the nigger of the group.

Leonardo is fucking shit.

Leonardo is literally vanilla.

>>87390969
Keep dreaming. All Raph has is rage. Leo is better skilled by a large margin.

>>87384850
lol yeah the tattoos are the "only" problem with that body.

>>87391095
>All Raph has is rage.
That's why he's so awesome though, he's like a fucking orc. He's Grom Hellscream in turtle form.

>Leo is better skilled by a large margin.
Raph actually has the most natural skill, but Leo practices much more, so they come out roughly equal.

>>87384023
They're not doing it for _you_

>>87391014
see >>87391198

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>>87385477
>mark of the cuck

>>87391198
Raging like a fucking retard who can't control their emotions is cool to you? I bet you loved Bennett in Commando

>>87383422
Tatoos on hands or neck-> Fucked up people 100% of the time.

>>87391263
>Raging like a fucking retard who can't control their emotions is cool to you?
Berserkers are cool, bro. Grom Hellscream is a berserker and so is Raph.

>I bet you loved Bennett in Commando
He's pretty fun desu. Reminder that the actor literally admitted to playing that character as mercenary Freddie Mercury in chainmail.

>leonardo
boring normie, picks human in RPGs, browses reddit
>raphael
twisted fucking psychopath, had a "scene" phase
>Michaelangelo
le so randumb, opts for the wacky or unconventional to cover up how boring they truly are
>Donatello
hipsters who pick the least popular or one who isn't being picked, or people who pretend to like science and unironically read XKCD

>>87384918
Literally lol out loud (or "LOL")

>>87391231
GIIIIIIIIIFIIIIIITH

>>87383458
yup

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so glad she started doing porn

>>87391198
Emotions are for children and stupid people. Leo is a True Roman. He is a son of Buddha. He has no time for faggotry, he just fucking slices with katanas.

>>87389690
pleb

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>>87390287
this meme doesn't work if there's no "before" picture

>>87390041
>ITT: basic bitches
>Holy shit I had to check the URL to make sure I wasn't on /r/eddit

I know, all these fags shitting on based Leo

>>87390303
There will never be another movie like this, the fact that it turned out as good as it did is a miracle. I just wish they'd release the deleted footage

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>leo and raphfags fighting in this thread

get a room

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>>87384023
>"How will this make me appear to those hot guys (me)?" and "Will this make them (me) more likely to love and want me to sleep with me?"
>being this naive in probably your early 20s
Holy shit anon
Women tart themselves up to compete with other women, none of it is for the sake of men, guys will always want to fuck them regardless

>>87385302
Did he tattoo them to give others to read ? The characters are inverted. The words mean ''sacrifice'' and ''equality'', not what bullshit he thinks.

Childhood is when you idolize Michaelangelo. Adulthood is when you realize Leonardo makes more sense.

>>87383422
shes gonna wake up one day and be about 45 wondering why the fuck she would get tattoo of a ninja turtle on herself.

>>87390033
>Mikey is retarded
Mikey likely acts the fool to disguise how despondent he is at the realization he is and always will be an aberration, and despite his interests in human culture will never be accepted by it and therefore never be able to truly engage in it.
Then there's his upbringing in general being squalid, what with being in a sewer, of course there's nothing to say he has a frame of reference that it's necessarily bad instead of just not as good as alternatives since he likely acclimated to it before he ever encountered the human alternatives but still the overall point is low natural light levels, no nature, cramped space and smells can't be good on the spirit.
Stack on the fact his father and brothers are often very difficult individuals when they get into a mood from their own qualms and concerns and lastly throw on top of all this that, depending on your Mikey since some versions Splinter forbids exposure to the surface and in others he tolerates it but discourages interaction with it and in others regardless of his stance he's aware of the threats above like the Foot etc, he's been fighting against criminals and killers from a young age or at least was prepared for that eventuality, meaning his life was mostly one of physical and psychological duress with little reward or positive outlook in the foreseeable future.

Honestly all the turtles have that premise and potential, it's just seldom fleshed out because there are four of them and dividing the screen time, episodes or pages equally, meaningfully and fluidly can be difficult. That or the writer in control is just shit.

Still, similarly Leo and Donnie aren't robots, they just go different routes from emotionally expressive Raph and Mikey when faced with the same realization of their situation.

Burying what they don't know or can't control under distractions of work instead of expression.But that's just a theory, an obvious as fuck one

Mikey is a goofball
Donny is a nerd
Raph is an asshole
Leo doesn't have time for a personality. He is the leader. He will fuck you up.

>>87392203
She'll likely get it removed, but I think the more amusing scenario is if she doesn't, lives to old age and when her memory gets fuzzy she looks in the mirror and wonders why she has a tattoo of a green dinosaur holding giant sowing needles.

I liked Leonardo because he had two swords. TWO.
Bo and nunchucks were lame because they were just sticks, and the sai had tiny reach (also utterly useless in the NES game). Leo and Don were the best turtles.

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>>87392222
daring theory, daring quads

>>87391716
>Emotions are for children and stupid people
Nah, emotion is a tool to use like any other. Berserkers use it to wreck people's shit. You know an adrenaline rush jacks your strength up immensely right?

>>87392486
Leo was the only one good enough to land a hit on Shredder, but when Shredder claims to have killed Splinter Leo goes into a rare emotion/rage state and nearly gets himself killed in the process. Emotions do nothing but compromise you.

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>mfw someone refers to The Shredder as just "Shredder" near me

>>87392605
>Emotions do nothing but compromise you.
Again, emotion is a tool the same as any other, and all tools require mastery. Leo getting mad is not going to help him, but a chimp going fucking insanely LITERALLY doubles its strength. The effects of adrenaline are science, breh.

>>87383645
I find this hilarious because Rick is 100% an AnCap. Antifa fucking hate ancaps.

>>87383645
Why does one of them always look to have jizz on their lower lip?

>>87385112
Jelly that she playz by zer own rules, trumpkin? Get use to it.

>>87391622
>bonnie rotten
it's k

>>87383422

>Taste

It's Leonardo because she doesn't actually know who any of the Turtles are and doesn't give a shit to even google it - She just knows Le 90's Kids are into that stuff.

I had the great displeasure of knowing her long before she was famous, and unless there has been a massive personality transplant, she is a deeply unpleasant Stacy.

>>87383556

Fame.

She was an uber hot Stacy back when she was just a door bitch kicking fat chicks to the curb.

Then she became a super bitch Stacy when she got locally famous on V.

Then she had to Go Lesbian to get attention and that translated into her Dykey Persona that landed her novelty work in the U.S.

>>87383641

Trust me. That's literally all Ruby thinks about.

>>87385302
>Tattoos are suppose to have meaning
I used to think this, and it's valid for a certain kind of people. But then I realized that everyone isn't a nerd like me that wants to live safely and worry about tattoos ruining my job applications

>>87383422
>she likes alpha-males

donatello is where it's at you fucking whore

>>87389830
I really really like this picture. Can I save your lizard sons onto my computer?