American Horror Story

>>87382301
no and I probably wouldn't

the only good season was season 2, season 1 was ok, everything after 2 is literal garbage

It was decent

>>87382337
i liked the circus freakshow one. but im biased when it comes to spooky clown horror shit.
After that it so was bad the next season with lady gaga shitting up everything i completely dropped the series

>>87382301
Season 1 was fun

Season 2 was okay

rest is shit

>>87383582
last season was ok. the whole noire them was alright

>>87382337
this

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>consider watching it
>haven't watched since season 1
>back when I had a girlfriend
>back before I dropped out
>back before I fucked my life up

I wish the witches were back :(

I just want to see where his goes. Atleast the threads will be fun.

>>87384060
God that's a bad sign

>>87383942
Season one was so long ago dude

>>87382301
>>87382786
stop

>Trump gets elected
>MC's coulrophobia is triggered
>Big papa trump is the leader of a clown murder/chaos cult.

TFW punchline of the season is trump is a clown

>>87383942
You still have time, maybe start by finding a monthly volunteer group in your neighborhood. It'll make people happy, looks great on a resume, and the feeling of making a difference will be a huge boost to your self worth.

>>87384266
I looked into volunteering, they all required police checks

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=036_1504670756

Murder House > Coven > Asylum > Hotel > Roanoke > Freak Show

>>87383942
I feel you man. I dropped out of high school too, and I went back to a different high school the year later and graduated but for some reason I still feel like a piece of shit for dropping out at all

>>87384191
Shit it was, never watched it when it aired only on netflix years later, but still it was in 2013
>>87384266
Thanks anon I really should volunteer.

>>87384368
item not found, what was it?

>>87384408
Asylum > Rest

>>87384420

"you 4chan guys" scene

It's pretty awful. It's setting you up to think that it's making fun of liberals, but at the end it's going to have a very anti Trump / anti Right Wing message.

The whole "fear" angle is all going to come back to Trump. The final message of the season will be "fuck Trump, fuck clowns and fuck white people."

>>87384420
4chan shoutout.

>>87384344
There's many volunteer events in most major cities where you can just show up and don't often have to give notice beforehand. I've been volunteering at a community garden for 5 years and I've made lots of memories and friends through it. There is a sign up sheet (a waiver in case you hurt yourself) but no background checks or even checks that your name is real.

Even if you have a record, most places won't mind as a lot of those same orgs work with prisoners and parolees.

>>87384496
nigga we made it

>>87384720
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the movie Pixels has the only other 4chan name drop from the mainstream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W5r43I4aYY

>>87384838
katherine heigl's network tv show last year/year before name dropped 4chan

>>87384493
>but at the end it's going to have a very anti Trump / anti Right Wing message. The final message of the season will be "fuck Trump, fuck clowns and fuck white people."

This sounds awesome though. Not a lot of media out that will actually rake littlefingers over the coals.

>>87384915
Literally every show and most modern movies do that. Everything is liberal propaganda now.

I'm sorta with the scared dyke on this one. I hated Trump but I couldn't vote for Hillary. So I guess I won't give a fuck about this season.

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Kek. Check out the newest /pol/ banner. Hot off the presses.

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fucking leafland made a better horror anthology series than AHS has ever been and it's only got one season so far

>>87384915
>Not a lot of media out that will actually rake littlefingers over the coals.
theres literally a show called Dear White People

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I want to believe that Ryan Murphy is satirizing the election but this just looks fucking retarded.

>>87382301
lol trump's america :D

>>87384992
This is exactly what I did on election night. Not because I voted for Trump, but because this is something I always do. I have a problem

>>87385065
>this just looks fucking retarded.
Same as every season since 2. None of them are great.

>>87385065
The whole episode was pretty cringey and pointless.

fuck drumpf and fuck 4chan users

>>87383942

Watch all last season with my gf and her friend. Made a weekly ritual out of it.

Now thateverytime I watch it i get those memories coming back hard. Realize shes isnt there to watch it with me cause we broke up

Don't care for the show anymore

>>87382301
DRUMPF YAS QUEEN SLAAAAY

>>87385187
You never cared for the show. You were just behaving like Pavlov's dog for pussy rewards.

>>87383942
I feel you, bro

>>87385187
>>87385242
rekt. lmao @ ur lyfe, you pussy whipped faggot.

This season is REALLY gonna hit the spot for me. I'm glad they're moving away from silly and childish supernatural threats and digging into what actually has people scared these days.

The scene when trump wins. That tapped into a deep font of collective misery everyone felt that day. I'm latino, so seeing his face on that screen, it was like being issued a death sentence. The squads might now come tomorrow, or next week, or even a year from now, but you can feel the noose slip around your neck and begin to tighten. That scene nailed that awful sensation.

I think this will be thier most successful season yet, IF the loonies we share the site with don't end up doing something drastic IRL against the directors and writers because they dared defy the "god-emperor".

(it really IS a cult, isn't it?)

>>87382337
>season 2
>psyche ward, cool
>violent psychos, nice
>aliens, ummmm
>werewolves, hold up
>zombies
>monsters
>bullshit
>bullshit
>bullshit
Season 1 was literally the only good season.

>>87385305
You're mixing the 2nd and 3rd ones up. The 2nd one only had the aliens and the cannibal mutants

>>87385345
2nd one did have aliens, they took evans black wife in the beginning

>>87385300
>from now, but you can feel the noose slip around your neck and begin to tighten. That scene nailed that awful sensation.
this a pasta?

>>87385394
You misread his post, bigbro-kun-senpaitachi

yo anyone got a link??

After the absolute shitshow that was hotel I am never watching this garbage again

>>87384408
Coven was the worst one though

>>87385432
sorry im retarded

>What if I get pregnant now, where will I get an abortion?

holy fuck i'm spooked, I don't think I can watch the rest

>>87385300
>>87385406
it is now

>>87385459
This season definitely looks like it's going to be much, much worse.

>>87385305
Am I the only one who liked Hotel?

Is there a link to this shit?

>>87385300
Reddit as fuck

It was eh, show hasn't been good in years. Good to see them make fun of ultra liberals and people that voted jill stein or not at all complaining about trump winning.

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>>87385300

I kinda liked Roanoake though.

>>87385526
kek

>>87384257
Might aswell watch Stephen colblart

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I AM THE SUPREME!!!!

>>87382337
I liked Hotel, I thought it was actually pretty cool and I liked all the serial killer homage.

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>>87385650
i'm so fucking hungry

>girlfriend insists I watch AHS with her, she'd kept up with the show and Hotel was premiering
>I watch Murder House
>It's okay, kind of boring
>Watch Asylum
>Yeah okay it's kinda weird but I guess it's interesting
>Coven
>Make it three episodes in
>We both realize the show is complete shit and drop it
>She's never watched it again

>>87385622
I'm about to start watching that season. I remember the first episode being pretty shit when I tried to watch it last year. Hopefully it gets better.

If they really wanted to trigger 4chan they should've replaced the "YOUSE 4CHIN TYPES" scene with an extended 10-minute long BMWF sex scene

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>>87385435
>>87385569
>>87382301
Here you go family.

https://pastebin.com/9e04KkWX

The first season had potential because of how lewd it was. If they don't have a woman spreading her ass and exposing her cervix this season I'm not even going to bother watching.

Asylum was decent, most of the rest is trash. This season definitely looks like it's going to look neutral then pull a 'fuck the right wing' message

>>87385730
thx 4 the vrus

>>87385735
well as long its fun to watch, im might give it a try

>>87385681
Im a horribly violent functional drunk. I know I need booze and make sure I have some freezing fucking cold in the house at all times. Why dont you have anything to eat????

>>87385779
I'm hungover, I'll probably just puke it up

scene where 4chan was mentioned

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504674753006.webm

>>87384485
Well, if they said you /pol guys it wouldn't connect the same way with viewers

>>87385732
This. Bring back the lesbian maid masturbation scenes.

>>87386010
Nice scene

>>87386010
hey that judge guy was from the mentalist based

>>87386010
pretty sure ryan murphy browses /tv/

Probably the one who makes emma robert threads.

looks like clowns is gonna be the main plot of the season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPqOdvo_FgE

anonymous but with clowns

>>87386010
I can't believe garbage like this is shown on television. Replace 4chan with nigger and basement with ghetto, and suddenly its no longer okay.

Fuck liberals.

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Kino?

>>87386301
>Replace 4chan with nigger and basement with ghetto, and suddenly its no longer okay.
w e w
Now this was autistic

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>>87385300
saving this for future threads

>>87386422
Prove it wrong you TV watching cuckold

>>87386470
Are you actually retarded, or just too wrapped up in muh meme war?

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>>87386010
thanks for the free (You)s, got a couple ticks of dopamine out of it

>>87386254
SO NO SUPERNATURAL STUFF THIS SEASON? FINE BY ME

>>87386498
Leftists live in a double standard reality, x only applies to y, even if it could hurt y's feelings. 'Oh that insult that applies to you shouldn't hurt you, your a good person'. I fucking hate them and their horseshit lying in your face ways, if I insult someone for something, I hold everyone to those standards. I'm not some pussy fucking coward who needs to pretend to be nice to others.

>>87387127
>Comparing users of a website to a an entire race
Again, are you retarded?

the main female character was really annoying
so unlikable

>>87385016
...Which is a partial criticizing of modern black victim culture.

>>87387259
that milf from previous seasons and the OJ show?

>>87386010
>le sanctimonious liberal lecturing basement dwelling autist
Y I K E S

>>87387164
That's not what I said, please acquire better comprehension.

If I call you a fat piece of shit, that insult is not just at you. I think every tub of lard is a fat piece of shit, my insult towards one's weight is not just some convenient insult for one person and then turn around to someone else and say 'oh no you're perfect sweetie'. I maintain consistency on how I treat people, I don't treat anyone different because they have this pigment, belong to this group and so forth.

Hey kids,

There is nothing more played out, cliche and fucking boring than murderous evil clowns.

You know I'm right.

>>87387370
I have to wonder if they were inspired by all those creepy clown sightings last year. This is why you don't make tv about current events, they aren't current any more.

I like anything that triggers fat alt-kike pussies so yes, this is my favorite show now and I haven't even watched it but you be sure I'm gonna shill the shit out of it here every chance I get. Salty alt-kike tears taste even better than Tumblr lefty tears now.

>>87384915

have you been in a coma for the last year and a half?

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>DUDE FUCK DRUMF XDDDD

>>87386010
why do they hate sad virgins so much? We're not a threat to anyone.

>>87386301
Go away, r/TheDonald

>>87386422
how much of a sad cunt you gotta be that throwing out "autism" validates your shit personality for you?

>>87385732
That maid was hot. Fuck.

>>87387686
something something chad alpha something something virgin beta

>>87385622
Does it get better in the end? I watched the first half when it aired but didn't have enough interest to keep up to the end

>>87387164
how is insulting people with mental health problems better than insulting someone's race? How fucking dense are you? I'd rather be called an ethnic slur than have people make fun of the fact I'm a loser and so would anyone it's got nothing to do with 4chan.

>>87387370
Everything about AHS is cliche, I thought that was the point.

>>87382301
>AHS
>It's a piece of shit that only Mexicans watch

Hmmm

I gave up on American Horror Story during Hotel.

In retrospect, I should have given up on it much sooner than that, but season one was so good I kept wanting to give it another chance.

>>87385187
Have you tried not being a pussy?

so are you excited for this season or are you out?