ITT: Times you acted like Larry David.

one time... I WALKED SOMEWHERE... GET THIS..... WITH MY LEGS! I PUT ONE IN FRONT OF THE OTHER... AND I STARTED TO MOVE! CHA CHING! I JUST ACTED LIKE LARRY DAVID BECAUSE I KNOW HE HAS WALKED BEFORE! BABOOM! CABOOOSh! SLAM DUNK! TIME MAGAZINE RATES PERSONALLY THRILLING BREATHTAKING AMUSEMENT OF THE CENTURY THEME PARK RIDE EXPRESS! I AM WALKKIINNNGG ONNN THINNNNN AAAIIIRRRR!

>>87373689
I didn't

>in the bus
>almost my bus stop
>the bus stops, then a crazy and drunk woman beg to the driver to go in
>I have pity of her and buy her the ticket, she gets in
>she sits in my front and start to thank me and keeps showing me her (disgusting old) tits
>there was a mom and a daughter at my side looking at me and thinking "what the fuck dude"
>tuba starts playing
>bus stops a few seconds after and I go away