*blocks your path*

>OKAY YOU OLD BAG WE'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU ALL EPISODE JUST LIKE THE SCRIPT SAYS NOW READ YOUR FUCKING LINE AND SELL US THIS PIECE OF JUNK FOR 300 SO WE LOOK QUIRKY
>"n-no this was my great granpappys nine iron"
>YOU SON OF A BI-
>"here, let me handle this"
>mike steps up to the 104 year old man and picks him up by the leg
>he snaps off both of his legs
>"here we go, i just got ya two more nine irons absolutely free! but wait, we gotta test them before we sell them! we have a reputation to uphold!"
>mike takes a big swing at the mans head and he goes flying out of site
>"You see Frank, we get to decide who lives and dies.... as long as theyre on the North American continent at least. Maybe thats why they call us.... American Pickers"

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>>87374020
trying this hard

>>87374074
>ya see mike, a post like this is a good indication of the state of the world. i just dont feel comfortable coming out as gay with men like these roaming the streets. oh yeah, have I ever told you the story of my uncle? he worked on a grape farm. when summer time came he would go out on the fields and pick the grapes. he was a true american boy, my uncle. guess thats why they called him American Picker.