>"Why was your registered gun/car at the crime scene?"

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>Why'd you run?
>'Cuz you was chasin' me!

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>how come every time something goes wrong in this town, I find you?

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>"Where did you get the injuries from?"
>tennis

>>87367000
AaAAaaaAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Antagonist and their lover.

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>well well well look who decided to show up

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>I've got the D.A on my ass

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>Are you getting a trace on this call yet?
>Yeah, it's coming from inside the building

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>how'd you know he did it?
>lazy writing

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>cut the red wire
>no the blue wire
>eenie meenie miney mo

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>Don't make this any harder than it already is

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>hey you got a smoke
>nah I quit

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>>87367521
>those things will kill you, you know

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>forget it man, this guy's alibi has been double-checked and confirmed. He's off the hook
>you would think so, EXCEPT

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>you just don't get it, do you?

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>and you're other badge

>>87367268
kek

>>87366832
>registered gun

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>when I put my arse on the line, you can't just stick two fingers up

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>>87367521
>i need a smoke
>i thought you quit?
>i did

>... and your other cigarette

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>character pulls out a lighter
>it's a zippo
>click shhh click
>lights cigarette in .2 seconds

>>87367801
niggers are dumb and fall for such tricks

>halfway through the movie
>Detective realizes stakes are getting too damm high, takes out reglamentary gun
>... Okay but if we're doin' this, i'll need more firepower

>In your OTHER English, please

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>character about to pull off a big heist is wearing a funny or ironic mask

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>>87369679
>Guy in bank asks "If I take off that mask would you die"
For fucks sakes Nolan

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>You've got about 10 seconds to explain why you blew up that warehouse!
>I was doing my job and catching the bad guy.

dumb frogposters

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>>87367410
>How did you know which wire to cut?
>I didn't

>straight to the point, I like that

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>>87371277
>"There's no time to explain!"
>Can be explained in one sentence.

>>87371473
>How did you know which one of us was real?
>yea

>>87371402
dumb dumbposter

>>87369588
check'd and kek'd

>>87369588
Nice

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>Scientist starts explaining eighth grade level science concept
>IN ENGLISH DOC!

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>"You got balls showing your face around here"

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>>87377595
>where'd you learn to get those balls in your face like that?
>I was raped by 4 basketball americans

>>87367521
>character in question experiences a traumatic event
Cue to
>>87367936

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>drop the gun!
>"I don't have a gun"
>I SAID DROP THE GUN!
>pulls out gun from hidden location and puts it on the floor

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>"Is there a problem officer?"

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>Officers securing a gruesome crime scene
>"I think I'm going to be sick!"

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>No one has ever X and lived to tell the tale
>"then how do you know about it?"

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>>87367777
nice

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>>87379104
>Officers securing a gruesome crime scene
>The rookie cop gets sick
>All the other cops laugh at him

>>87378900
>and the other ones
>takes several more guns out of several more places
>disapproving look
>pulls one last gun out

>"you're shot!"
>"ahh it's nothing, didn't hit any vital organs"
>he's fucking ok after a few bandages and stitches

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>>87379197
>Rookie cop paired with veteran cop
>"Forget everything you learned at the academy, kid"