In 2018 You Will Believe a Frog Can Rock

>>87366282
Reddit is not an adjective.

>>87366212
looks decent, but can he sing like Freddie?

>>87366212
>that bulge

>>87366333
dumb redditor

>>87366350
he'll probably lipsync

>>87366212
looks like a faggot cosplayer, this movie will suck regardless

>>87366282
reddit post desu

>>87366282
This

>>87366212
>casting an Egyptian Christian as an Indian Zoroastrian

This is racist or something

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will he wear fake teeth?

>dumping Sacha Baron Cohen's version
Why would you do that? Why would you do that?

>>87366452
*cocks pistol*

Hey buddy. You're gonna wanna delete this right now. Or else you won't live to regret it.

>>87366212
>reddit singer

Find a galaxy of dicks, and eat them.

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>>87366212
>an autistic playing Freddy Mercury

mfw

Daily reminder that this movie will be about May's and Taylor's struggle after Freddie's death.

>>87366452
I fucking hope so.
It's Mercury's biggest trademark aside the cut mic stand.

>>87366507
>cocks pistol
more like loads cock, amirite?

>>87366350
Probably not

>>87366282

>I don't like thing
>IS SO LE REDDIT LOL LMAO

This is getting old

Rami Malek in no universe was the right casting choice

>>87366282
How does it feel to know that your reddit boogeyman are actually oldfags from 2004-2006 that were the heart and soul of 4chan before it went to shit?

>>87366350
>looks decent, but can he sing like Freddie?

No one can sing like Freddie.

>>87366593
Personally, I hope he goes the lunatic method actor route like oldschool dustin hoffman and actually pays a dentist to professionally fuck his teeth up.

Unlikely though. They don't make actors like they used to. #BACKINMYDAY

So will it be about gay orgies?

>>87367067
it's about Freddie dying and the band moving on without him

>>87366212

Is this entirely new or is the salvaged script where Sacha Baron Cohen was supposed to play him?

FUCK Brian May for being a bitch and not letting Sacha Baron Cohen play Freddie.

>>87366858
>No one can sing like Freddie.
I doubt they'd even attempt that. It's one thing to ask an actor to impersonate Johnny Cash. There probably aren't two dozen singers in the world that could do a convincing Freddy voice, and the chance of finding one that looks like him is nil.

>>87366212
I almost guarantee this movie will suck

Brian May seems to be a noxious presence vis a vis getting any Mercury tribute right. He's one of the all-time greatest rock guitarists, and he STILL thinks he lives in the shadow of the all-time greatest rock singer.

>>87367463
>all-time greatest rock singer

Haha, no.

>>87367414
I thought Sacha opted out when he realized it was just going to be fluff and not really get into the more crazy part of Freddie's life

>>87366500
There's a good Howard Stern interview where he lays it out. Basically May wanted to movie to chart Queen's trajectory after Mercury's death. Cohen thought this was stupid because it was supposed to be a fucking Freddy Mercury biopic.

So in May's fucked-up movie Mercury would die at the halfway point and I don't even know what the second half would be.

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>>87367414
You're just jealous that you'll never explode a castle around yourself with lightning while soloing on a crumbling staircase.

>>87366282
fpbp

>>87367515
You're welcome to refute my point with an example.

OP is a faggot, a Reddit faggot like Freddy Mercury

>>87367450
There's one guy alive I know of that sounds like Mercury. He's on Youtube.

It's not 1:1 but it's very, very close.

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>>87367675
And you're welcome to refute mine with something better than Freddie.

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>>87367067
I hope so

>>87367724

That cupnoodle commercial is pretty close too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDWYzPGXPUs

>>87367463
Because he does. Nobody gives any sort of shit about 'Queen' after Freddie's death. In quotes because it's not Queen, it's just some pathetic old blokes trying to cash in on what they had in the 70s.

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>>87367730
I like Bowie but he has none of the range or dynamic that Mercury has. He's not even in the same ballpark man.

I thought you might come at me with something better tbqh.

My favorite Bowie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ

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Time for R A M I K I N O

>>87367730
Bowie was a great performer, but he was pretty shit as a singer.

>>87366212
According to Baron Cohen he quit cuz the band wanted Freddie's death to be the middle point of the movie, which sounds ridiculous. Are we still getting that?

>>87367590
>There's a good Howard Stern interview where he lays it out. Basically May wanted to movie to chart Queen's trajectory after Mercury's death. Cohen thought this was stupid because it was supposed to be a fucking Freddy Mercury biopic.
>So in May's fucked-up movie Mercury would die at the halfway point and I don't even know what the second half would be.
Honestly, I'd love to have seen both of them even if I know it would never happen. A biopic about Freddy and all the chaos of his last years would be interesting for obvious reasons. But BM's picture about the band trying to deal with losing their frontman has a lot of potential too (and obviously it's material he's intimately familiar with).

>>87367919
Probably; afaik May has total control. Deacon probably doesn't care. Taylor just likes the bang on cans.

>>87366610
Hahaah aids em i right

I've read script for this movie and it does not bode well. It's a jumbled mess written by committee. It's bloated and lacks focus, typical for a project which has had too many hands-on rewrites.

I'm anticipating a 44% on rotten tomato.

>>87367730
I like Bowie but the likes of Robert Plant, Rob Halford and Ian Gillan are better singers.

>>87367971
>the Queen Cinematic Universe

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Freddie isn't even best gay let alone best rocker.

Halford is both

>>87366858
You're wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dREKkAk628I

>>87367839
>>87367877
He had a way bigger range than Mercury, and had a much more versatile timbre that could do more than overblown stompers or ballads, which is all Mercury could do well

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>>87368025
How do they handle Freddie?

>>87368090
This is true

>>87367675
Dio rob halford bruce dickinson janis joplin

>>87368090
Probably the best voice of heavy metal. At least he's still with us and didn't catch the aids.

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>>87367877
>Bowie was a shit singer
Now this is some serious shitposting and factually incorrect.

>>87368090
Wow, I've never seen a more correct post on here.

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>>87366858
It'll be like the new Mary Poppins film with Emily Blunt, no way will she sing like Julie Andrews.

>>87366333
>>87366411
>>87366528
>>87366690
Why is it so painfully easy to spot the redditors and why do they get upset for being called reddit? If it's "lol just an internet site", why would you get upset over someone saying you browse just an internet site?

>>87368245
Bowie didn't even like Bowie, he wanted other people to sing for him.

Bowie is the coolest and that's what the real appeal was

>>87367877
lad
LAD
no

>>87366690
I can vouch for this, I frequent both sites and have been here since 2006 when I was 13. Reddit's great for discussion if you stay off the big subreddits

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>>87367755
This, all I want is seeing Rami getting rammed pls

>>87368031
>the Queen Cinematic Universe
OK, here's what we do. We clone Alan Moore, right? Take the clone, raise it to the age of say, 30 or so, where he's getting some practice writing but hasn't yet become depressed and bitter... and then have the clone write a comic series about all rock stars from the 70's secretly being a superhero team that defends the earth from evil (and disco). Has that been done yet?

>>87368029
>Ian Gillan

Underrated stint as Black Sabbath vocalist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNL3HO6uXqw

Speaking of Sabbath Ozzie had a good voice too.

>>87368475
>Cuckzzy
lol

>>87368090
QFT

>>87368314
This is why I hate reddit posters
4chan is not a secret club,you pussies talk about it in school,your teachers know about it,they have browsed here.
The only reason you hate reddit is because we would be able to look at your past shit posts (right?) and your same faggotry.

>>87366282
/thread

>>87368583
>The only reason you hate reddit is because we would be able to look at your past shit posts (right?) and your same faggotry.
I hate reddit for the same reason I prefer this board.

Reddit is all about identity and predictably every goddamn subreddit is an echo-chamber.

Anonymity and posts with a shelf-life is superior in every way.

>>87368163
It's an ensemble piece with Freddy as the centerpiece in the very beginning, he passes away about 2/3 through. The characters are all very self-indulgent, in that their portrayals are overtly glamorous and romanticized.

>>87367723
dont meme the messenger dickhead

>>87366333
Reddit opinion

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>>87368391
There's got to be in a fucking Freddie Mercury biopic

>>87368378
>2006
>13

>>87368029
Man I fucking love Ian Gillan. Child in Time always gave me the chills when I was a kid
Also best Jesus, Ted Neeley a SHIT

>>87366584
>>87367590
but that's stupid as fuck

>>87367414
And he's still way cooler than you'll ever be.

>>87368802
problem?

>>87368090
Literally so good metal heads are forced to not care that he's gay.

>>87368314
This kind of assmad posting is a newfag invention.

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>>87368114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUQ2iA0rBWc

>>87368826
>Child in Time always gave me the chills

I feel you m8.

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What's the best Queen song that isn't on the Greatest Hits?

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>>87368787
Make it happen, you hack of a director
Alternatively just have him in high heels and a wig while singing I Want to Break Free

>>87369147
The entirety of Sheer Heart Attack

>>87369147
Great King Rat or March of the Black Queen
Queen I and Queen II are GOAT, loved that fantasy-rock style

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>>87369160
It's Bryan Singer so it's possible although Rami might be too old for his tastes

>>87369473
SOURCE

>>87366282
This

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>>87370132
Need For Speed, pretty much only worth watching for Rami.

Imogen Poots its pengy too

>>87368971
I'm forced to realize just how much of the lyrics are probably about fucking a man in the ass.
And still I listen and sing along. Priest is THAT good.

>Aroused with desire
>You put me in a trance
>A vision of fire
>I never had a chance

>Dark Angel of Sin
>Preying Deep from Within
>Come Take Me In

IN THE NIGHT
COME TO ME
YOU KNOW I WANT YOUR TOUCH OF EVIL

Man I know Freddie was a flamboyant buttdestroyer but Rami looks like a fucking $20 gigolo here

>>87366212
Freddie was a bear
This is a twink

>>87370484
Gigolo is too classy, whore is the right word here

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>>87370590
>pic related
>bear
Classic powerbottom

I thought that casting decision was weird but that OP pic looks really good.

Mannerisms go much farther than "DUH AKTOR GOTTA LOOK LIKE DUH CHARACTUR"

>>87370663
I was thinking more his body type

>>87367414

tbf Sacha wasn't the best fit, he's almost a foot taller than what Freddie was

>>87370590
>implying there's anything wrong with twinks
They're a godsend, they are

>>87370748
Honestly surprised they chose an American to play a real life Brit, that's pretty rare

>>87369147

Prophet's Song or Ogre Battle

>>87366212
>literally perfect actor to play the role
>drive him away by interfering with the script
>hire some literally who nu-kang who looks nothing like him
>take an angle shot and hope nobody notices

Nailed it.

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>>87366212
>I'm gonna be the best Rocker ever!

>>87366651
t reddit

(u just got owned lol)

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>>87370775
He was a skinny little fuck with some chest hair, hardly a bear
>>87370803
Also this
>tfw no qt twink egyptian bf

>>87370834
Who are you implying the perfect actor was?

>>87371053
Idris Elba

>>87371072
Too Egyptian looking

>>87366212
Do Americans still pretend to like Queen and Doctor Who?

>>87371000
He's more of a twunk though

>>87371135
actually, he's a twank versatile

>>87371190
Cool

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>>87371000
I wish I could unwrap my Egyptian prince for christmas

>>87371053
borat

would be perfect and you know it

>>87371401
>>87371000
Go away Martin

>>87369147
Hammer to Fall

just kidding.

It's Show Must Go On.

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>>87371401
>that belly
Nnnnng

>>87366212
is queen the #1 go-to my-generation's-music-sucks band?

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>>87368396
send it to Grant Morrison

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>>87371902
Is it wrong that I want to cuddle him but at the same time I want to fuck him so hard that he cries?

>>87372170
>is it wrong
Yes, you sick fuck

>>87372351
:(

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>>87372351
Nah son

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>>87372911
email /ourguy/

>>87366282

Fuck off you faggot not liking Queen is the most deliberately contrarian opinion a teenage virgin like you could ever have. Kill yourself quietly

>>87366212
Based froggo

>>87366212
Is it G-rated like they wanted?
Sacha Baron Cohen left the project because he wanted it R-rated.

>>87367036
>I hope he goes the lunatic method actor route like oldschool dustin hoffman and actually pays a dentist to professionally fuck his teeth up.
Wasn't that Deniro?

>>87373202
>no frogfu sex scenes
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

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>>87373339
we have hackerman season 3 still to come

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>>87366212
>movie won't talk about Freddie's crazy lifestyle like snorting coke on migits' heads, having elaborate sex parties, talking about cock sizes to his gardener and would be lover, and triggering end of Queen's popularity in the U.S by making a shitty disco album and convincing the band that a music video with them in drag would be a great idea
>instead we will be an air brushed story about how Freddy didndu nuffin and died of aid only to have the latter half of the movie be about Brian May saving badgers
Fuck you Brian May and fuck your badgers.

>>87373486
I still remember an old rumor that he fucked a dog. Now imagine that in your family friendly biopic.

>>87366282
So what you're saying is, it's gonna be a box office hit?

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Here's the thing about Freddie. The man had some serious pipes. He had a 4 octave range and he excelled in any octave. He wrote brilliant songs. And his stage presence was only matched by Adolf Hitler. Seriously, watch them play Radio Gaga at Live Aid and then watch a video of the Nuremburg rallies. We had better thank our lucky stars Freddie didn't go into politics or he would have taken over the world. But Queen as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Freddie Mercury backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Queen what it is. Yes, Freddie wrore Somebody to Love, Killer Queen, and Bohemian Rhapsody, but Brian May wrote We Will Rock You, Save Me, and Fat Bottom Girls, John Deacon wrote I Want to Break Free, Another One Bites the Dust, and You're my Best Friend, and Roger Taylor wrote Radio Gaga and It's a Kind of Magic. Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. Queen was this perfect storm of legendary talent, and Freddie was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae. He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of combo that was Queen to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Roger, Brian, and John, and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow our minds out through our ear holes. Yes, he was the most incredible front man who ever lived, hands down.

Isn't Rami a muslim?

How can he play a faggot?

>>87366333
It is now

>>87366212
Mr Robot is not nearly charismatic enough to pull this off

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>>87373461
Considering how much Esmail likes to film rami in ambiguously sexual situations, I wouldn't be surprised if that actually happened
I bet Martin would be ecstatic
>>87373724
He's a good christian boi

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>>87366282
>/pol/ has taken over /tv/
>most of /pol/ came from reddit
Shouldn't this be a positive thing then?

>>87374034
The only people that call Queen reddit are hipster /mu/fags

>>87373724
I mean, he is a faggot, he's not just playing one

>>87366212
Why didn't they cast a black actor? Are they racist or something?

>>87366282
BASED ANON EXPOSING THE TRUTH!

>>87370965

and what's the problem? reddit is a better place than 4chan nowadays because of autists like you

>>87366282
The only post on /TV/ that's actually true not a shitpost.

>>87368029
Not Gillan, Plant, Halford, Dio, and Tate sure.
The best singer in deep purple was Glen Hughes BTW.

>>87366212
looks pretty gay desu

>>87373145
>I love listening to REAL music, not that fake shit they play today, like The Beatles, Queen, the list just goes on and on.

>>87366212
Well? Is the movie still about the BAND Queen? Because that is the reason Idris Elba was driven away.
fuck those people

>>87375910
>I just like real food, like steak and oranges and so on

Don't be retarded, just because some imbeciles believe that listening to some of the biggest and most popular bands in the world means they are special snowflakes doesn't mean those bands were shit, I don't really like either, I'm more into rainbow, lynyrd, Sabbath, and blue Oyster, etc, but that doesn't mean I need to shit on those bands, even though queen and the Beatles actual fanbases are the most annoying fanbases after rush and dream theater.

>>87366282
>projecting

Reddit post

>>87369147
Is Death on Two Legs on there?

If so, then Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon.

>>87366212
HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

Rami Malek that is. Freddie ain't fag, he was a gay guy.

>>87376722
Freddie could fuck you in the ass with his AIDS-riddled cock calling you love and it'd still be the most heterossexual sex ever had by anyone ever.

>>87375468
why are u here then redditor?

>>87376762
Well, he fucked everything and anything that moves or not. Women, men, weird things, then men, then women then men again. Man was a machine. Too bad he never wanted to wear condoms, then again it was his own fucking fault. Even in the most radical German gay brothels they constantly wanted him to wear protection and reminded him of STDs (that was years prior the GRID/AIDS was news). Nah, he'd just say "fuck it, darling" and proceed to fuck asses.

He's a legend for a reason.

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>>87366282

>>87376993
>brothel
But the policy is to wear condoms in any case?

>>87366333
333
holy shit 4chan eternally and cosmically btfo

>>87377056
HOUSE MERCURY DOES WHAT IT WANTS

>>87375555
Quad quints confirm Le Gay Queen Man is Reddit.

>>87366212
Lord Gaga they are not worthy. Come back and destroy them all. You can start with that Bellamy imposter.

>>87366282
this

>>87367036
He can use temporary ones with a special glue (similar to braces). You'd wear shit like that for months, then when they take it off it hurts like hell for days.

Method enough FOR ME

>>87366282
this was literally on reddit. fuck that faggot safe space for snow flakes

>>87366282
well said, friend

>>87367036
this fucker actually did it, installed permanent ones. what a loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xipkQboBAE

>>87366282
you are correct

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>>87366282

>>87366562
>Autistic FM

and now I'm mildly interested

>>87366282
Unironically this
Im so tired from seeing those bohemian rhapsody rage comics

>>87366282
fpbp

>>87366282
fuck reddit

>>87372911
What is happening here

>>87366282
YASSSSS SLAYYY QUEEEN

>>87366282
this

>>87366282
thisss

>>87369147
>>87369206
>>87370832
>>87371627
>>87376597
How are there so many fucking Redditors here?

>>87366333
Reddit pedantry

>>87366282
youre rright

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>>87366282
this

>>87366282
So glad someone posted this

Samefagging Hard: The Thread

>>87368275
Why are you saying that like it's a bad thing?

>>87368163
he looks like a fucking mutant

>>87374034
wtf is that webm?

>>87371902
Did he shave his chest hair?

>>87368865
no shit

>>87368396
FAG! A-HAAAAAAAA
HE'S A HIV-POSITIVE SUPERHERO

FAG! A-HAAAAAAAA
HE'S GONNA INFECT EVERY ONE OF US

>>87367384
It was rewritten after Cohen left, so less outrageous gay shit, more Brian May being all sad shit

>>87366282
Great I was looking for a justifiable excuse to leave this site, thank you.

>>87368114
He just finished some secret project at the Abby Road in London. They speculate it was Freddie's vocal parts for the movie, but it's not official.

https://www.kikebook.com/marcmartelmusic/photos/a.657564637588201.1073741825.283556381655697/1627699270574728/?type=3

Marc Martel is no Rob Lamberti (the best GM soundalike), but he sings George Michael songs fairly well too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZINSIog68s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LytrnoForJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZC2cavJi0o

>>87369147
Innuendo

>>87366212
Reddit actor
Reddit director
Reddit band
Reddit person

>>87369147
don't remember if it's on any of the Greatest Hits. It however was on Greatest Video Hits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DaY8-Mui0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEjU9KVABao

>>87375660
Gayer than the real thing. Funny, isn't it?

>>87366212
jesus christ how embarassing. this guy has no shame.

>>87366350
Yes, he can mumble into a microphone.

>>87366212
I always felt like Mercury was a bit more muscley looking than that. This guy looks like a twink.

>>87369147
i'm in love with my car

>>87368275

damn she was a qt 3.14