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best genocide episode ?

>>87363684
found the merifat
>>87363608
>no nx-01
sad!

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>>87363784
all cardie fucking shits deserve to be killed

So listen. I've been called "7 years guy" in multiple threads but I just discovered /tv/ from r/4chan like 6 months ago. Why do you keep calling me 7 years man just because I don't like DS9 and find it antithetical to Trekness?

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>>87363841
Amen

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>>87363869
You're not the 7 years guy, if he was in this thread you would know it because he would have already replied to you and me both with
>7 years

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>>87363869
>from r/4chan

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>>87363834
>No obscure ring ship.
It was even canon before ENT or TNG

>so when should I tell Kira I banged her mom

>when we're alone together on an alien planet
>when I'm being a vigilante hero attacking the Dominion
>when we retake DS9

>nah, I'll wait until 4am on her mother's birthday
>Dukat you are a fucking genius

>>87363869
>actually admitting that you came here from reddit
>actually admitting that it was from r/4chan or all places
There truly is no hope for this world. Save us Gene

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>That episode where Sisko gets revenge on Picard for getting his wife killed

>>87364027
>Known samefag pretends everyone else is a samefag while samefagging
It's good to have you back with us. Did you start this conversation to show us that image you've been working on?

>>87364043

>actual demonstration of two-takes frakes

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>>87363869
NigTrek9 was a boring soap opera with a bunch of unlikeable characters, feminists everywhere, a token nig commander, and way too many space jews. It was the series that ruined Star Trek for all time, even more so than tng.

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A-KOO-CHEE-MOYA
A-KOO-CHEE-MOYA
A-KOO-CHEE-MOYA
A-KOO-CHEE-MOYA
A-KOO-CHEE-MOYA

>>87364339
>ywn akoochee Moya

>>87364293
Whoa, not sure about all that racism stuff, my best friend irl is a black nigger, but yeah the characters were terrible and it did ruin Star Trek for all time, that's absolutely correct.

>>87364360
how about you show moya your koochee

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>>87364293
A Star Trek show without a swastika is not a good show. Is that true ?

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tfw Siddig will never Moya her Akoochee

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>Do you not like girls?
>takes off skirt, revealing slightly shorter skirt
>is there a special technique to this footwashing?
>You generally start at the top and work your way down
What did she mean by this? Did Riker tell her he was a footfag?

>>87364339
>>87364360
>>87364396
>>87364425
Gesundheit

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To be honest I never understood what they meant by this.

Can anyone help me?

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>>87364339
>There's a backwater planet full of primitive tree huggers
>Send the token Indian down to get "spiritual" with them

>>87364425
>Siddig
who?

Does anyone with a wife believe in Star Trek philosophy?

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>>87364518
was there covfefe in that nebula tho?

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>>87364529
>watches or watched star trek
>married
pick one (1)

>>87364632
you must be breddy new. there are literally fucktons of married couples who are trek nerds

>>87364632
Bashirfaggot got married at Trek convention in Klingon costume

>>87364695
A female wife

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/MaCaGA/

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>>87364674
This. It used to be a family show.

Now it's just sjw bullshit, explosions and lensflares

>mfw

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>>87364512
>touched by a stick
>get hard
what else is to understand ?

>>87364695
>implying she didn't just go there alone
>implying she didn't go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and stay there for hours
>implying she didn't spend her time crying that she never met Siddig and shitposting on /tv/ to ease the pain

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>tfw you already screwed alien ladies for 3 days in a row and the boobs don't stop coming through the door

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>>87364747
It didn't even take 4 years.

>>87364853
MULTIBOOBS

>>87364751
Families are for retards. It's like you don't even understand that this is a simulation.

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>>87364900

>>87364632
I'm married and I've been showing my wife Star Trek since 2013. We're going episode by episode, in original airdate. Currently we just finished Scorpion, Part one and "In the Cards". I don't think she realizes how close we are to the Dominion War.

>back end of Season 6
>Terry Farrell is visibly bored and putting no effort into anything except scenes with Worf

Was she getting BLACKED?

>>87364932
I'm going to purchase a fedora and start wearing it everyday because apparently that's what rational people do.

>>87365027
Probly just got done fucking Berman.

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>you look awfully familiar
>did you have a kid on Setlik III?
>I swear I wore a cardie kid's face like a mask that looked just like you

>>87364063
pointless after artificial gravity

>>87365083
got done with what and how is f'n Berman responsible?

>>87363715
But, Dukat got down with the Bajoran swirl...

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>>87363715
He was literally Major Kira's step-dad

>>87365545
>>87365620
>implying you'd never fuck something smelly
Are you even gay?

>>87365620
that smug face holy shit do i love dukat. alamo must really love playing a magnificent evil bastard

>>87365545
>>87365620
REMOVE BAJOR(an men)
t. Dukat

>>87365325
How does he get away with it?
Where is starfleet when you need them!
Lock this monster up and throw away the key.

>>87365027
She literally hated her job; hated her character.

Until Worf is introduced, she only ever played a prop. She was essentially Tuvok/Tasha. With Worf, she got to double-down on the "Curzon use to hang out with a lot of Klingons" aspect of her character which was the only interesting thing she did/had to do before Worf shows up (that episdoe with the four aged Klingons going to get blood-revenge on a weird albino guy). And even after Worf shows up, it was only sometimes.

I can't say she wanted to be the star, but often her entire job was "tap on the console in the background while other characters talk about the plot."

And any episode about her wasn't about HER, it was about one of her character's previous hosts, and how their actions are fucking up her life right now. That sounds like a cool thing to do once a season for a well-written, established character. But she was so underwritten these fuckin' plots seemed to come out of nowhere.

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>>87365872
holy shit, Kira was an Xman?

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>>87364397
"Stormfront", which, aside from some wonderful visuals of a shuttle being attacked by WWII fighters, and the NX-01 flying low over Manhattan, presented a truly god-awful propaganda story about stereotypical, cartoonish "Nazis" doing stereotypical, cartoonish "Nazi" things, and topping it off with Bobby Baccalieri acting very poorly like a "tough guy" named "Carmine" with a "little sister" who is a moulinyan. So, in answer to your question... No. Not necessarily.

Of course the best part of that two-part episode was the part two intro... <sigh> If only...

https://youtu.be/xeDOe0kZDhk

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>>87364228
>what's this from?

>>87365872
And all of that is perfectly fine because I hated her character and her smug sense of superiority

>>87365958
ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGONBALL Z

>>87365872
She thought fucking her way into an acting job would turn her into an actress, yeah. She was a model, hired to model a uniform. Definitely a prop.

>>87364752
Every time I see that little faggot now I can't help but remember him playing with some other faggot's dick in public. Fucker ruined TOS for me for all time.

>>87366012
Seems like you hate women.

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>>87366012

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>>87366101
not at all

>>87365961
They could have explored any other time period, like WWIII for a change, but no.

>>87366133
No, you like using women, but you hate us. It's clear and obvious. You also feel threatened by us. It's obvious and clear.

>>87366101
They should have hired an actress and maybe they would have had something to work with. I don't hate women, just models.

>>87366133
Those eyes. I don't recall her having blue eyes. Man, I'm actually watching DS9 right now. Weird.

>>87366248
Cause she's always looking down at something. A console, a padd, anything to keep her from staring dead on into the camera like a cant-act deer in headlights.

>>87366204
So because I'm a model you hate me? How nice. What a thoughtful opinion. Thanks for sharing. You're probably a REAL hit at parties, aren't you? Aren't you, stud?

>>87366133
>forcing women to wear netting like some sort of captured animal.
triggered.

>>87366198
You aren't making a good case for women with that kind of talk.

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THERE IS NO SISKO

ONLY ZUUL

>>87366326
Not him but you never said you were a model or even a woman before this post. What is wrong with you?

>>87366326
go to bed, Terry

>>87366448
Whats wrong with him is he's pretending to be a model on the internet. If he/she was a model in real life the problem would be that he/she was a model and thus a dedicated prop version of real humans.

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>>87366279
You're right. It's hard to tell when she's doin' shit like this.

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>>87366328
Looks nice though

>>87366326
>>87366485
>>87366496
To be fair though her being a vacuous pretender helped a lot during past tense. She really played a decent bimbo damsel in distress.

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>It's an Odo lets a murderer go because he has a qt daughter episode
In retrospect, this feels very out of place. What happened to The Justice Trick?

>>87366569
Odo has a soft spot for wanting to be with your family.

>Kai Winn murdered a Prophet because she was jelly of Sisko

I hate her so fucking much

>>87366674
I have a soft spot for wanting to be with your family, specifically your wife.

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>>87366703
Is that actress dead? We need someone for the invertible bioptic

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>>87365545
Ellen Tigh > Teri Bauer any day

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>>87366703
>>87366780
GASP!

>>87366198
Shut up bitch and make me a sandwich.

>only Starfleet captains are told about the Omega Directive

What happens if the Captain is killed? Is the First Officer automatically read in by the Computer? Or are they just fucked?

>>87366326
Actually,I happen to be a Chad. Every time I go out at least one or two qt3.14s practically beg me to let them blow me in the ladies room. So yeah, I am a pretty big hit at parties. Now fuck off to the kitchen like a good little girl and fix daddy a drink.

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>>87366780

>>87366328
>forcing

>>87367038
Do we know what the limits of Starfleet communications are? We know they're still doing deep-space missions as of "Doctor Bashir, I Presume", but do those missions go out of communication range? If not, there would be no need to have the computer able to field-read-in on secure information, and it would probably be safer from a security perspective if the computer didn't hold such classified information as they're easier to interrogate than people.

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Did Picard fug her?

>>87367232
>but do those missions go out of communication range?

TOS and TNG were out of range all the time.

>>87367273
Yes, Worf too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tokQJSiVjc#t=18s

>>87367226
forced by the societal patriarchy

>>87367273
Yes it was heavily implied. But virtuous Riker didn't, he jerked off on the holodeck instead.

>>87367342
>virtuous Riker

He raped Data's underage daughter

>>87367226
She was being forced. She just didn't realize it at the time and thought she was doing it of her own free will but was actually subconsciously being oppressed by the patriarchy to pose in humiliating outfits for the entertainment of horny oppressive men who treat women like objects.

>>87367334
Go soak your head.

>>87367300
"Out of range" is relative, Picard and Kirk could expect a reply within weeks which is long enough that they could hang around where they detected the particle, Voyager couldn't wait years/decades to ask why the ship was stopped if Janeway died, and was a very unlikely scenario with their technology. And I bet the crew could have neutered the computer enough to continue if it was truly necessary.

>>87367394
If you don't want to be treated like an object then act like a respectable woman. Dress modestly, find a good husband, OBEY your husband, and raise a family. Otherwise, enjoy your nigger dicks and the aids they give you.

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>>87367671
Holy Christ, I'm honestly surprised someone took that seriously.

>>87367816
There's plenty of autists around who will take anything, no matter how retarded, far further than anyone would care to follow. Those people GENERALLY belong on >>>/pol/ with the other autistic kids.

>>87367816
>Holy Christ

This is a Star Trek thread. That kind of talk is not allowed.

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>>87367913
>not being autistic
>muh pol amirite fellow Channers

Back to Twatter with the rest of the normalfags.

"The final frontier has some boundaries that should not be crossed"

Holy shit Janeway, Gene would be spinning in his grave

>>87367913
I like taking things down a nice path, nicer than anyone would normally go.

>>87367038
>>87367232
Another possibility is that the absence of a sworn-in officer prevents the protocol from taking control of the ship. Alternatively, the version of the Omega Directive we saw may be the way it gets triggered if the ship can't contact Starfleet command directly so a specialist cleanup crew can be dispatched.

>>87368195
>Holy shit Janeway, Gene would be spinning in his grave
Same with The Omega Directive overriding The Prime Directive.

>>87368411
>wanting literal cavemen to start playing with the omega particle.
also how the fuck did that work?

>>87368691
We've not discovered the omega particle, and every particle more complicated than the ones we have discovered don't occur naturally, so any species that can create it has to be more advanced than modern humans.

Can you see Picard thinking nuking a planet from orbit would be preferable to a primitive society making it impossible to warp into their solar system?

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>>87364293

>>87368953
Thank you. I thought so too, lol.

>>87369302
No. Wait.
I thought you meant >>87367816 and >>87367913

>>87364293 was actually serious shit.

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>24th century
>worst plastic fork ever made

Can we all please agree to stop autism, stop trying to bait, etc, and just post our genuine opinions of Star Trek? e.g., I hate DS9 and think that it sucks

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The first officer with the massive tits from the USS Insane Power-Drunk Teenagers Who've Made Themselves Commanders And Shit also played an Andorrian with big ol' boobies in Renegade

Why doesn't anyone ever talk about Renegades?

Do you regret shitting on it so hard now that we have STD?

>>87369533
>7 years

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this guy got demoted lol

>>87369885
Wait, is that actually a black guy like we are?

>>87368925
>a primitive society making it impossible to warp into their solar system
Considering that a single molecule of it could destroy an entire sector of subspace and those pre-warp alien niggers had millions of it, I could see why it was imperative to destroy it at any costs, especially when those aliens had already dun goof'd the experiment. With that said, the concept of the particle was stupid.

>>87363715
He tried to HELP Bajor!

Those terrorists just wouldn't listen to reason.

>>87367381
He did no such thing, people who say that are just projecting

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Harry got fat.

>>87364063
I wonder where it traveled to.

Ring ships are the best, I like the one from BSG.

>>87366530
looks like a tranny

>>87370506

With two differently sized dicks to each side.

>>87364293
It wasn't a nig commander it was a poo in the loo commander you insensitive swine.

>>87370274
Kes got insane

https://youtu.be/bs0FpFyzbfY?t=2m59s

Man the last scene of DS9 is so good. Just a lone space station, floating in the giant void.

it may be the only scene in all of Trek where you actually get a good sense of scale.

>>87369654
There's a behind the scenes interview with her where it looks like they rented the black couch room from every porn audition porn, she was so hot with them blue titties it was disappointing when we didn't get to see them. I'm not a big fan of renegades but I love the continues episodes those have been great

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Reminder that Dukat objectively did everything wrong.

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O'Brien, his balls blue

>>87370924

insane AND fat

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>>87363784
Dear DOctor was Netter

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*blocks your path*

>>87373379
is there any non-smug dukat?

>>87363841

>blame Cardassians

>But when civilian government get attack by klingon and poverty take over Cardassia prime

>Big Feddy literally didn't do nothing

just like after fall out of soviet union , when economic crisis happend in Russia , Americunt do nothing so putin get power

Fuck you

>>87366107
>>87366133
>>87366530
These pics are older than most of the permavirgins who are drooling over them. Since she was born in 1963, I wouldn't be surprised to find they were taken as early as 1979-1981.

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>>87373860
usually when Garak is in the room his smugness levels go down

>>87374163
Garak is a smugness magnet, it's true. Everyone else gets less smug while he only gets increasingly smug.

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>>87374184
I think there are only three episodes where Garak isn't smug. Quite amazing really, he has such a great face.

>>87370758
Filename, moron.

>>87364425
>her

>>87364813
>she

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>>87374494

>>87364425
bashirfaggot looks like that?
wait are they an ugly woman or a man

Return to Grace is a top Dukat episode.

>>87374691
She's trans

>>87374657
So jews revel in degeneracy.
What else is new?

>>87374799
oh right

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>>87374725
>when Dukat blew up the defenceless Klingons on his old ship.

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>>87374799
>she

>>87374960
ehh she looks reasonably passable/cute so it's okay to say she/her/whatever

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>>87374919
>the next time Dukat shows up he and his officers stroll in wearing stolen Klingon baldrics

>>87374305
Oh I assumed you were talking about the reboot which came out in 09. DS9 had some low moments but it had a great arc, and one of treks only arcs so I'll always love it for that.

>>87376403
there's like 10 of these maps I see all the time, and every single one looks different

https://youtu.be/X6oUz1v17Uo

captain jean luc picard of the uss enterprise

>>87376648
All of them are beta canon.

>>87376403
I can't find Delta, Risa, or Betazed.

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would they get away with something like this now a days?

>>87373860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP0brMrR_QE

Also when he went insane after Ziyal bought it.

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>>87365325
>Cardie kids getting wasted on Setlik III
It was the other way around you disgusting fucking spoonhead sympathizer.

>>87363784
Jetrel.

>>87377620
>space oppenheimer
>space mengele
>space unit 731
Voyager had really good atrocity eps.

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>>87363715
>This Yang slaps your girlfriends ass and says "e pleb nista". What does your scrawny Comb ass do about it?

>>87369654
The only good Star trek fan production has been Continues.

>>87365027
She was getting molested by Rick Berman. That's the reason she left according to her autobiography.

>>87377674
Even The Year of Hell is about a guy who's super-weapon killed his wife, and his futile attempts to bring her back.

>>87364522
>Not knowing Ra's Bashir actor name!!

Guess who's The Demon Head in Gotham S04(the tv-show) ?He already appeared in the last 2 episodes of S03.

>almost everything is just comic-book accurate,including the casting(we don't if he can fight yet)
>dat laugh
>28 September is going a wild ride for Julian Al Ghul(send back in time+another universe by Section 31 to become an immortal menace ).

https://streamable.com/glo67
New Discovery shit

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>>87371434
Kira, when her mom was fucked by Dukat

>>87378600
Lol, didn't intend to add that pic but it works

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I do like Quark showing concern for Rom every now and then. I think I'm in for a good ep.

>>87378720
Yeah but Rom and Nog are vaguely his property.

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>you will never wake up next to Will Riker and feed him an entire box of donuts (baker's dozen) for breakfast while you sip coffee, read the paper and have a smoke

>>87378763
I know, it's still nice, though.

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>tfw you will not prove Picard's theorem

>>87378776
>smoking
>on the NCC 1701 D

I hope you like getting your fag put out violently by lasers and oxygen drainage

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>>87378571
>"This is so cool!"
This is my waifu, by the way. I'm going to marry her now before any of you suckers get a chance.

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>>87369465
>it's a Keiko makes disgusting nip shit for breakfast episode

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>>87379693
Have fun with that literal rotten potato.

>>87379693
THICC

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>>87379693

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Even in season 1 Riker was kind of chubby

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Picard was a nu-male pussy. Kirk was a strutting prin cock and a jew. Both had awesomely powerful vessels and both already knew their way around the galaxy.

Archer had to make it or take it as he went along. He was more of a man than both of those guys.

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>>87379693

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>>87379921
We can't speak for Kirk, but just see how Archer handles Borg vs. Picard.

>>87379693
Does she have the Downs? Serious question.

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>>87380111
You posted this scene in reverse.

Archer treated the Borg well.

>>87369885
Then he died on the Valiant.

>>87379921
is it time for ENT reposts already?

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>>87379693

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>>87379693
Some nice marvel-Tier dialogue.

if you aren't gay, you have one hour to post "belay that order" in this thread. otherwise, you're now gay.

>>87380663
Everyone who is not gay must post in minute 50 to prove that he is not gay

>>87380663
My dubs override your post and render it void.

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belay that order

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GTB
RWN

>>87380710
belay that order

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belay that order

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I would go gay for voluptuous Riker-bod crammed into a skant tbhfam

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>>87380847

Fuck! I missed minute 50 by 7 seconds.

What does that mean?

>>87380949
>Computer, create holographic copy of Commander Riker
>Increase penis size, transvestism, and libido by 500%
>Computer, disengage safety protocols

>>87381028
You know what it means. Fag.

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>>87380949
>tfw Commander Riker has bigger tits than you

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>>87381117
Fuck. OFF!

I am a HUGE Enterprise fan; the LEAST faggy of ALL the Star Trek shows.

I have never touched a man or done untoward acts with lust aforethought. If this were real life you'd have committed slander.

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>>87381228
Who was thiccer?

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Enterprise was the only post TOS Trek series that was good from the very beginning. Seasons 1-3 were the best. Season 4 was when the quality started to fade. Most all of the stinkers are in season 4. I'm actually glad it was canceled early. With Coto in charge, it could have quickly devolved into yet another woefully gay PC fest like tng... only suitable for faggots, sjw morons, cucks, and trannies, as it actually seemed to be moving in that direction.

Enterprise offered the fanbase some new and original things...

But they had been eating garbage trek for so long that when they were finally served a bit of Enterprise, which is actually the Prime Rib of Star Trek, their acquired taste for garbage forced them to spit it out as if it were poison.

>>87381319
ENT was never good. I turned it off when the chief engineer of a starship was stymied by basic middle school math and never turned back.

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There were some good elements in season 4. It wasn't all bad. The Vulcan and Romulan arcs were good. But fuck that overrated fag Data as well as his fanbase. The Klingon/augment arc could have been 1000% better without his stupid face chewing up most of the scenery.

The finale was appalling, and the token black "inventor of the transporter" ep was major cringe.

Also, let's not forget "Bound", that retarded green Orion slut episode. You'd have to be a fat, ugly, pimply-faced, sex-starved, permavirgin fanboi to find either one of those talentless, pond scum-colored cunts even mildly attractive. And don't even get me started on the whole, "The slaves were really the masters all along" bullshit. The only thing good about it was the fact that Trip was immune to their smelly twats.

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>>87381319
>Season 4 was when the quality started to fade.

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>>87381294
Methinks the ladyboy doth protest too much.

>>87381381
>engineer
>I was never very good with numbers
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>87381442
Yes. Because that's when it started to move in the direction of garbage trek.

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>>87381434
Found the fag.

>>87381381
>>87381506
I liked having a legit space mechanic instead of an engineer. He doesn't have a PHD or any of that nonsense, he just keeps shit running. Scotty rarely went into technobabble about HOW he got shit running so good.

>>87381566
t. fat, ugly, pimply-faced, sex-starved, permavirgin fanboi.

>>87381620
Hey, I'm not fat

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>>87381597

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I just finished watching TOS. What should I watch next, the animated series or the motion picture? Is TAS good?

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Have I mentioned the fact that Picard was a worthless incompetent?

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>>87381782
Watch TAS.

Can anyone explain to me how Commander Spock knows so much about this alien's sexual organs?

>>87381782
Yes. TAS is pretty good, story-wise, anyway.

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>>87381434
>the token black "inventor of the transporter" ep was major cringe.
Heer heer

>>87381806
Yes, you posted it in the previous two threads too
and that's just counting your recent activity

>>87381782
>Yeah, sucka. I'm a niggahedron.

>>87381919
*you're

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>BIG LOBES

>>87381873
The jerky animation and the original music is a little annoying, but it still feels a lot like TOS.

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>>87381971

Caused me to exhale forcefully out my nose.

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Just watched this pretentious tripe called "Dax" from s1e8 of DS9.

The acting in it is terrible, clumsy, or melodramatic. The story's main idea, while mildly interesting, is stunted by tedious dialogue and predictable progression.

And, in the end, all the judge needed to hear was a CLAIM by the deceased's ex-wife that his killer was in her bed to make a summary rule.

Wish I could unwatch an Trekisode.

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>>87381597
Yeah, I liked that about Trip. He was mainly concerned with making things work. They could be really insufferable with the technobabble.
>the phase inducers are out of alignment by 2.5 microns, but if I shunt the reactor plasma through the subspace conduit, it'll invert the frequency and cause a terrawat overcharge in the reflector. We may just have a chance

>>87382103
he knows all about laying the pipe.

>>87382103
Why does a vulcan care about covering her breasts. It's illogical to be concerned by that sort of thing

>>87382191
She was cold

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>talking shit about Trip

Shouldn't this be punishable by death?

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None of the Star Trek series have a good first season, in fact most scifi shows don't.

Wish TNGays would get this through their head since all the bad DS9 episodes they love to parade around are from the first season.

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>>87382261
TNG season 1 is bretty gud. Pic unrelated.

>>87382261
>None of the Star Trek series have a good first season
Here you have it, proof that waifu-spammers are ignorant little shits who should have their posting privileges revoked.

Now go watch TOS.

>>87382245
I love Trip, but goddamn that hook-nosed MACO. Everything else is fine, but GOD DAMMIT THAT FUCKING NOOOSE.

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>>87365470
I thought those rings were the nacelles, similar to Vulcan ships.

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>implying I'm a next-gen'er

I work for Archer and no one else so back the fuck off.

I have a right to point out bad writing. The direction was also off by 3 whole microns and the lens was crammed with cat hairs.

Malcolm, get this space slug off of my bridge!

>bloody well right sir

>>87367116
IT WAS MY TURNNNNNNN

>>87381782
Star Trek turns 51 years old this Friday.

My plan is to watch the entirety of TAS before Friday.

Join me, if you dare.

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>>87382342
You gotta' be honest, there are some good looking jewesses out there.

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>>87382394
Life imitates art. Spoopy.

>>87381597
um its not about having a PHD, engineers are good at math, its like the no1 requirement, that the chief engineer wasn't was fucking stupid

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>>87382297
Is this a joke?

>>87382336
>tos
>good

Gene Roddenberry was an idiot and Star Trek only got good when he was less involved in the production.

>>87382395
Is that so? Wow, how time flies. I remember when I watched the very first episode with my eldest son John as it aired during my 50th birthday party. Any streams?

>>87367116
Jeeezus, this angle makes the episode look like a clairvoyant satire of the future.

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>>87382191
Do you see his fucking face? Also, see image
>>87382245
She was well-acquainted with Trip's sexual proclivities. To leave her breasts uncovered and risk his immediate, inescapable, and irresistible lust would be quite illogical.

>>87382453
My brother dated one when he was a senior in HS.

>>87382510
Mechanics aren't required to know math, just what they're working with. Math is great no doubt but when you're literally writing the books on those systems it's not like you can look up a reference and in the adventure space missions it's not as helpful to know the theoretical as it is the practical. That's a running theme in ENT, jury rigging shit as they go.

>>87382521
Roddenberry was barely involved with TOS. All the good stuff came from Gene Coon and Dorothy Fontana during the reign of Herbert Solow and Robert Justman.

Go watch it.

>>87382591
chief engineer, not warpcore mechanic, its all in the title, the Chief Engineer should be good at math

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>>87382634
I've watched all of TOS.
It's on the whole worse than ENT, though it has many great episodes.

>>87382634
Roddenberry was barely involved with anything except for the worst aspects of Star Trek. He was like Shit Midas. He deserves almost zero credit for Star Trek. Star Trek would have been better off if he'd never existed.

>>87380123
Probably. The only way that STD could be as progressive for its era as TOS would be to have a Downey, a tranny, and a gay Muslim woman on the bridge.

>>87382775
>it ends up having none of those
>/tv/ still gets mad
I can't wait.

>ent fags have to turn every thread into a battle between series

>>87382685
Should be probably but he was hand picked by the captain. Also not sure how many other engineers were even there.

>>87381381
He was trying to fuck with Reed, you idiot. "The man responsible for keeping this highly controlled antimatter bomb from detonating gets fucked by basic algebra."
Little did he know Reed is too English to be perturbed.

>>87382570
That's a big show.

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THIS IS NOW AN ENTERPRISE THREAD:

THE VULCAN INCENSE HAS BEEN LIT AND WE JUST LEFT STARBASE

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO LUBE UP YOUR BEAGLES, POLARIZE YOUR HULL PLATING, AND HEAT UP YOUR DECON CHAMBERS TO SKIN TEMP (308.65 K)
THE CHEESE HAS BEEN SLIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR PLOMEK BROTH, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:

STARFLEET RATIONS
ANDORRIAN ALE (VINTAGE 2125)
CORDRAZINE HYPOSPRAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8OpsPok6iQ <---- HIT PLAY PETAQ!

>FAITH OF THE HEART BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR GRAVITY PLATED BASKETBALL COURT AND GYM, FITTED WITH WATER POLO POOL AND A PON FARR BATTLE CAGE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER ADMIRAL FORREST USING SUBSPACE BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR HYPERSLEEP EXPANSE STASIS BIOBEDS AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH TRIP'S FLORIDA FRESH PECAN PIE FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY ALDEBERAN MUD LEECH ENEMAS JUST AS THE TRELLIUM-D KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO ZEPHRAM COCHRANE AND ADMIRAL GARDENER HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE ICONIANS = EGYPTIAS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN ON TAU CETI

DUDE AWW SHUCKS LMAO
DUDE PHASED ION CANNONS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH TRITANIUM AND DUNKED IN OSMIUM ALLOY FIRING OFF OF THE SAUCER SECTION COLONEL GREEN STYLE

>"AMBASSADOR SOVAL, JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS VULCAN AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON SUBSPACECAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE QUADRANT YET AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO GREEN JELLY"
>"TUH POL” BEARER, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR MAPS ARE OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE PHASER OVERLOAD RETIREMENT PLAN"
Johnathan Archer, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING CAPTAIN ARCHER NAKED ON TOROTHAS PLAYING GESKANA AND HYPERVENTILATING IN THE DESERT
Brought to you by B&B Productions©
cue the Perfect Strangers theme

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>>87378571
>fortune favours the bold

If they pretend that Sisko first heard that line from him then i'm done.

>>87382395
>My plan is to watch the entirety of TAS before Friday.
It's only about nine hours. I spent a couple weeks watching all of VOY, I thank the sweet baby Jesus every day for the strength to sit through that.

>>87382969
>>87382969
>>87382969
>>87382969

>>87383020
Fuck off?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_favours_the_bold

>>87382849
Well when their building the phase cannons he gives a speech to about 15 engineers, so at least that many

>>87383000
>DUDE PHASED ION CANNONS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH TRITANIUM AND DUNKED IN OSMIUM ALLOY FIRING OFF OF THE SAUCER SECTION COLONEL GREEN STYLE

this sounds so bitchin'

I'm about to watch V for the first time in like 20 years, I honestly dont remember any of it so here goes.

>>87383320
it is legitimately kino and ultimately retarded. Classic Shatner, style over substance.

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>>87383320
A face made for tv, fuck I dont remeber any of this

>>87383481
I can't help but notice your pain anon

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>>87383034
The hard part is forcing myself to actually watch the episodes and not pausing the video and alt-tabbing back to 4chan.

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>>87383512
Some THICC fury action now

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>>87383065
I know where the fucking line comes from.
The fact that they're using it again links it to DS9 though.
You never reuse phrases unless you're making a connection.

>>87383772
The connection is that they all went to Starfleet Academy.

>>87383554
I have this problem trying to do anything at all. Currently doing math homework while refreshing /trek/ every 5 seconds.

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>>87383772
>You never reuse phases unless you're making a connection

>>87383772
Haha, you had no idea where that quote came from before that anon schooled you. How embarrassing.

>>87364228

Who the fuck eats twinkies with chopsticks?

>>87383914
A classy gentleman.

>>87363715
vic fontaine alive make fast jaz cardassia

>>87364969
Is your wife really dumb and has huge tits?

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>>87383838
What has that phrase got to do with Starfleet?

>>87383853
It's true, that's how TV works.
Alternatively, maybe they didn't even watch past series, which Is what I'm expecting.

>>87383908
Except I did know, most of us in Yorkshire know.

>>87383768
Yes its clear your pain runs deep, share it with me

>>87383409
A shame that didn't carry over to the directing, it's honestly pretty flat and pedestrian other than one good shot in the movie on the bridge when the Klingons are arriving

>>87368040
unless he needs a spaceship

>>87384005
>What has that phrase got to do with Starfleet?
Starfleet Academy is also a university. You study shit there and earn a degree. Some of the cadets study Latin.

>>87384041
Berman fucked with him throughout the entire production, tbf Shatner was over budget from like week 2

Just saved this thread to show my friends the embarrassing moment which just occurred. I literally cannot stop laughing at that stupid anon who had no idea where the quote came from.

>>87369465
>O'Brien isn't allowed to eat with anything else in case his PTSD flashbacks kick in and he starts killing everything in sight thinking they are a Cardie

>>87384104
Rick Berman did not work on the TOS movies.

Some expert you are.

>>87384161
He was involved with StV, maybe read more

>>87384107
I've seen worse, like when double dumbass tried his faulty logic to explain away transporter technology.

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>>87384080
This is why there needs to be a Starfleet Paris Island that handles the people that are trained to simply push the right buttons to fire phasers, move cargo, or weld hull breaches.

>>87384189
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Trek_V:_The_Final_Frontier
>Star Trek V was the first Star Trek production to be made in tandem with another (Star Trek: The Next Generation, whose second season was in production during the filming) and one of only two productions to be made during that time period without any involvement from Rick Berman.

Some expert you are.

>>87384240
read more, the production of STV got pretty convoluted

>>87381566
Dukat this is what happens when you aren't around for your daughter growing up she becomes a green stripper

>>87384104
>>87384161
>>87384240
This. Berman was an ABC television producer who moved over to Paramount's TV division. He wasn't a film executive.

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>>87384197
>implying consciousness can exist in the matter stream

>>87384080
>starfleet teaches courses on obscure centuries old phrases that are heavily linked to militarism

Sure.

>>87384277
>Star Trek V was the first Star Trek production to be made in tandem with another (Star Trek: The Next Generation, whose second season was in production during the filming) and one of only two productions to be made during that time period without any involvement from Rick Berman.

>Star Trek V was [...] one of only two productions to be made during that time period without any involvement from Rick Berman.

>Star Trek V was [...] one of only two productions to be made [...] without any involvement from Rick Berman.

>Star Trek V was [...] made [...] without any involvement from Rick Berman.

What did they mean by this?

>>87384337
I just watched 'vanishing point' an ENT ep, not only is it implied its flatout confirmed

>>87384345
read more

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I'm seeing a pattern here

Startrek.

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>>87384115
>that episode where Picard invited him to dinner and gave him a spoon to eat with
Still spooks me when I watch it. I always thought they left it unresolved until I saw the DS9 opener. I thought it was great that they had the two reconcile by having Picard beam him onto the station.

>>87366198
There are no women on 4chan, nigger. Just traps cosplaying as women

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>>87384358

>>87384358
the argument was something about how the physical explanation doesn't comport with what is seen on screen, etc etc

>>87384557
>>87384561
I remember it was really dumb, the ep shows clearly that you maintain awareness during transport, but let not do this again

>>87384557
but TNG too had an episode to disprove that meme

>>87384561
I should find the archive and collage it.
>sets autism to overload

>>87384603
No, I wasn't arguing against that. I made a good point about how what's on screen doesn't agree with what is explained to us through countless episodes on how it works. I never went against the argument of maintaining consciousness.

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>>87384464
>picard beamed him to the station
Picard just wanted to make sure O'brien was finally gone.
It always unnerved him having a Section 31 agent running his transporters.

>>87384620
if you do this and post results, you won't be gay. everyone who doesn't do this is now gay.

>>87384612
No please everyone for fucks sake, at least give it a few days, i'm not ready of that level of autsim again just yet

>>87384661
But it does match. You just didn't understand what the characters were saying. Post the dialogue which confused you and we can clear it up for you.

>>87384661
I'm sorry but I'm not doing this today maybe later

>>87384668
*running his abattoir devices

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>>87384733
>you don't understand
>we can clear it up

You're already trying way too hard lad. You going to strawman in Q while you're at it. Go read the archive again, I had to spell it out twelve different ways for you because your mother huffed paint in the womb.

>>87376882
>Lt. Commander DACA
not anymore