>movie trailer >WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY

>what if op HAD FRIENDS?

soooo sick of your homosex threads. go to school faggot. its monday. summwrs fucking over.

get a brain moran.

>>87356566
Really makes you think

>>87356566
what actor would play Cthulu though?

>>87356916
Tom Hardy

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>>87356916
Do you really need to ask that?

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>>87356566
Why do you find this pasta so amazing that it's worth posting it over and over again?

Even if assume that you love Lovecraft so much, it doesn't make sense cause this capeshit-tier plot lacks even remote understanding of his writing style.

I honestly don't see the appeal of the idea.

>>87357940
assuming this is the first time it was posted, getting 300+ replies is a big deal, so why not go for it once more
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/84073096

>>87358023
An OP with a fucking "PICKE RICK" gets to 300 nowadays.

>>87358083
OK? The point is the mindset is "AW GEE THEY GAVE ME ATTENTION ONCE, THEY'LL DO IT AGAIN EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS TOO!"

>WHAT IF CTHULHU WASNT JUST A STORY?
>shows Cthulhu rising from the ocean
>zooms in on nearby beach to Adam Sandler and Kevin Hart
>HOLY SH-
>Kevin James drops his ice cream cone
>Cthulhu roars
>Hart turns around and yells "BEACH TRIP IS OVER, EVERYBODY BACK TO THE FORD ESCAPE™!"
>Rob Schneider who has too much sunblock on his nose is looking at a hot model and not paying attention while the other guys shove passed him and leave him on the beach

>>87358388
I would unironically go see this

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>edgy version of producers and studio logo being shattered or stabbed or have a fucking ballon hovering over it
>black screen
>there's some things
>flash of monster/demon/black guy/blood being splattered all around the walls
>that should stay in the past
>scream
>movie
>coming soon
>movie sucks

Who would have thought.

Every day we get closer and closer to this reality

>>87356566
>Actually seeing Cthulu

I'm disgusted lad.

>>87360211

this. you can't show the monster in the trailer

>>87360298
you can't show it at all because all of lovecraft's writing is just OMG LE INDESCRIBABLE HORROR, I don't see how you could put that on film

>>87360337
t. has never read a single lovecraft story and has only absorbed pop culture memes perpetuated by people who also have never read a lovecraft

>>87356916
An LHCBBQ asian australian african american disabled person.

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>>87360337
>i have never read anything by hp racistcraft

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>>87361191
The most outrageous part of his beliefs is that he genuinely considered anglos to be a superior race

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>>87356566
>a story of a lonely writer who suffer from social disorder and can't decide whether his horrible visions are real or merely hallucinations of his wretched mind

Hollywood will never take Lovecraft seriosly, would it. There is so much drama in his life besides endless Cthulhu memes.

>>87357852
>TODAY WE ARE SCHEDULING THE APOCALYPSE

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>>87358388
I'm stealing this idea and selling it to SONY
nothing personel, kid

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>Silent pan of the ocean
>This starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIeR7uTqEQY&ab_channel=EpicHeavenMusic
>"Imagine a world"
>shot of underwater city
>"where we weren't the first"
>fart noise, stone cracking
>"to arrive here"
>A huge eye can be seen through a crevice
>tracking shot of a helicopter
>"we've got company boys" crackles over the radio
>gun fire, grenades exploding
>Cthulhu rises from the ocean
>shots of destroyed city
>close up shot of the protagonist with an rpg
>"ia ia this you son of a bitch"
>rocket zooming towards cthulhus scared face
>explosion
>"THE"
>deep one rising out of the water being shot at by US troops
>"CALL"
>navy seals dropping into desert shooting at nyarlathotep
>"OF"
>nerdy character reading the necronomicon looking surprised
>"CTHULHU"
>coming november 8th

>>87358388
Amazing

10/10

>>87360337
Cthulhu literally appears in The Call and chases a boat.

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>>87358388
>totally self-aware shitty dunkin donut ad starts playing
WHAT'S MY NAME
MOCCA THULHU
IT'S A WHOLE NEW INSANE
MOCCA THULHU

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>movie trailer
>"Something doesn't feel quite right about this town..."
>cello starts playing
>shot to a lone lighthouse amidst dense midst
>faint whispers while camera overlooks a dark town of shiftless, dirty people in ragged clothes seemingly going about their day
>"I think there is big secret hidden here and I aim to find out just what it is."
>camera dives into ocean, focuses on the still dark, green sea for 5 seconds
>a faint humanoid figures swims dolphin-like from the side of the screen
>Fall 2018