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>>87350934
First for ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD

>>87350949
terminal autism

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That episode when the captain asked Hoshi to find out what his Reed's favorite dish for his birthday and she tries to play subtle about it
>y-you sure you won't tell me what's your favorite dessert ?
>everything is fine.
>I c-can make you one...
>don't bother.
>you know I have a microwave... in my quarters...
>I have to go.

Was Reed actually gay ?

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>>87350934
>computer, recreate the image of counselor troi
>computer, make the image larger by a factor of 7
>computer, place me inside the mouth of counselor troi
>computer, simulate the entire digestive process in real time and end the program when the counselor does defecate
>computer, override safety protocols

>>87351147
yes

>>87351147
He wasn't into demure bitches.
He fucked the hell outta that one Andorian chick.

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>Oh... No, it was just to make small talk. I'm not really interested in you

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>>87351195
>not wanting to be inside Crusher's mouth instead

>>87351147
He was just pretty autistic. He was uncomfortable around anything that wasn't weapon systems.

>>87351289
skeletons dont have a digestive system as far as i know

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>>87351289
>not wanting to be Picard's flute inside his mouth

>>87351404
/trek/ has ruined that scene for me because I can't help but notice the hands

>>87350934
does anyone else wish they had that device that gave garak herion non stop in his brain I really want that device

>>87351398
Hey faggot I didn't post granny McFadden that time. The least you can do is be consistent.

>>87351465
you're right sorry skeletor might have a digestive system

>>87351486
I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean.

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>>87350997
You know that there was more season planned whre It is revealed that Trip is not dead but was playing dead to infiltrate the Romulans

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>>87351523
>>87351557
gj champ

>>87351557
Nice save
Not sure how I feel about that
Seems a bit contrived

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>computer, good night
>BEEP BEEP self destruct sequence initiated silent count down of 10 seconds

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>>87351195
>computer, recreate the interior of th Enterprise NX-01
>computer, add a model of Sub-Commander T'Pol
>computer, make me into the the chef
>computer, give a carot to the model of Sub-Commander T'Pol
>computer, freeze time
Yeah... you like that carot bitch...

>>87351289
Stop posting gross mummies in trek threads

No hairy greek hobbits either

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>>87351147
>y-you sure you won't tell me what's your favorite dessert ?
>everything is fine.
>I c-can make you one...
>don't bother.
>you know I have a microwave... in my quarters...
>I have to go.

Why do you queers always feel the need to lie so much?

HOSHI: You'd love my enchiladas.
REED: Enchiladas?
HOSHI: If you don't like them, I can fix something else. What's your favourite food?
REED: I appreciate the offer, but it really isn't necessary.
HOSHI: Aren't you getting a little tired of having to eat whatever Chef happens to serve?
REED: No, he's a fine cook.
HOSHI: Don't get me wrong. He's terrific. It's just that dinner in the Mess Hall can lack a certain personal touch. I've got a hot plate in my quarters.
REED: That's very flattering. I'm just not sure it would be appropriate.
HOSHI: What do you mean?
REED: Well, we work together and it just might be a little awkward, Serving on the same ship.
HOSHI: What does that have to do with? (enlightenment arrives) Oh! No, I didn't, I didn't mean to imply anything other than just making dinner, Lieutenant.
(Hoshi stands to leave.)
REED: Well, then, it's my mistake then.
HOSHI: No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have. Yeah, I'll just.
REED: No, please, finish your dinner.
HOSHI: No, no, no, you've got a lot of work to do, so.
(Hoshi leaves with her tray.)

>>87351968
he's not kissing here. he's tasting her.

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>>87352015
You don't want to see mommy ?

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>>87352015
What do you mean?

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Is William Shatner /ourguy/?

>>87351643
Of course it's contrived, you idiot. It's a fictional television show.

>>87352206
Don't get bitchy just because you fucked your spoiler tags
Fucking clown

>>87351426
They look like they belong to someone else. Was Picard so incompetent he couldn't even pretend to play a flute convincingly, so they had to use stand in hands? Christ.

>>87352273
I'm the spoilerfag and I have some questions
why should I feel angry because I failed at first time ?
why did you even save the failed spoiler post ?

>Computer, produce a simulation of Major Kira, circa the Dominion War
>Present her as naked and highly sexually aroused.
>Strap her by her thighs to what was known on old earth as a Sybian
>Turn all settings on high
>Disengage safety protocols

>>87352372
That wasn't me man I didn't save shit :^)

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>>87351643
From what I remember there's 8 post-show Enterprise novels that covers how much of a fuckup the last episode was, the romulan war that was supposed to be covered by later seasons if it wasn't cancelled and the rise of the federation.

>>87352039
That picrelated scene to the end:

REED: Maybe you'd like to see the phase-cannon assembly.
VEYLO: Please.
(Reed unlocks and removes the hatch.)
REED: After you.
(He enjoys the sight of a tightly-trousered rear end.)
REED: It has multiphasic emitters and a maximum yield of eighty gigajoules.
VEYLO: Impressive.
REED: I'm sorry it's so cramped in here.
VEYLO: Don't be. I've wanted to get a little closer to you all day.
REED: Really?
VEYLO: I was hoping to spend some intimate time with you. Maybe we could sleep together tonight.
(Reed stands up suddenly and hits his head on a pipe.)
REED: On Earth, it's customary to ask a woman to dinner first before spending the night with her.
VEYLO: It's very different on Vissia. It's only when a woman enjoys her intimate time with a man that she'll join him for dinner.

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>>87353028
You fool, every Kim is actually a duplicate

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>>87351147
>Was Reed actually gay ?

Shuttlepod One
Original Airdate: Feb 13, 2002

(It's now minus 5C, baseball caps are firmly on and jackets zipped up to the chin.)
REED: My dearest Deborah. By this time I'm certain you've learned of the tragedy that befell the starship Enterprise. You've also undoubtedly learned that my colleague, Commander Charles Tucker, and I did manage to survive for a few days after the accident. It's during that brief time that I've chosen to correspond with you. Although our relationship was short-lived, and at times tumultuous, I can't help but picture your beautiful smile. It gives me great comfort. Think of me from time to time. Cordially, Malcolm.
(There is static on the comm.)
REED: A ship?
TUCKER: It's a little more modulated than the last one, but it could be just a random gamma-ray burst.
REED: My dearest Rochelle. By this time I'm certain you've learned of the tragedy
TUCKER: Wouldn't it be easier just to record one message and then add the Dear Whoever afterward? This is your fifth or sixth identical letter.
REED: That's not true. There have been subtle differences. I would never refer to Rochelle as having a beautiful smile. With her, it was the eyes.
TUCKER: Travis and Hoshi couldn't have been more than twenty four or twenty five years old.
REED: If the Captain were here with us now I wonder if he'd feel guilty about bringing them on this mission.
TUCKER: Not for a minute. They died doing what they loved.
REED: I don't remember Hoshi loving much about being in deep space.
TUCKER: She was coming along. She saved our asses on more than one occasion. I plan on letting her family know just how essential she was.
REED: Sounds to me like you do have some letters to record.
TUCKER: I'll wait to tell them in person.
REED: You know, your treacly optimism is beginning to get just a little bit tiresome.
TUCKER: Unlike your heartfelt letters of farewell to half the girls in San Francisco?

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>>87353604
>Travis and Hoshi couldn't have been more than twenty four or twenty five years old.
The moment you realise Star Trek can no longer be your kid show

>>87353604
Shuttlepod One
Original Airdate: Feb 13, 2002

REED: Here, what do you think of T'Pol, hmm? Do you think she's pretty?
TUCKER: T'Pol? Are you serious?
REED: Well, she's a woman, you know? I think she's pretty.
TUCKER: You've had too much to drink.
REED: Don't tell me you've never looked at her, you know, in that way.
TUCKER: Nah, she's a Vulcan.
REED: Well, I think she's pretty.
TUCKER: Oh, God.
REED: You ever noticed her bum?
TUCKER: What?
REED: Her bum. She's got an awfully nice bum.
(Tucker raises the bottle and makes a toast.)
TUCKER: To Sub-Commander T'Pol.
(Tucker drinks, then passes the bottle to Reed, who also makes a toast.)
REED: Awfully nice! (Drinks)

>>87352039
>>87352902
>>87353604

queers btfo

>>87353973
Can a non pon farr Vulcan be a decent sex partner. They are passionless and I don't imagine it going well.

>>87353973
>Tucker mentions God.

No wonder they were canceled.

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>>87352151

Yes I am.

>>87352077
fuck

I need to fap now

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>>87352151
He was great in The Twilight Zone, where he played in two separate stories... One as a newlywed who, along with his wife, encounters a devilish little fortune teller in a small town, and another as a man who is recovering from a fear of flying whose resolve is severely tested by a strange apparition that only he can see. He also played a wonderful role in a similar series, "One Step Beyond", as an ex-German soldier who, while working in a peacetime shop, was occasionally called upon to defuse unexploded bombs left over from the war.

https://youtu.be/virWAAPPWK8

I'd like to see more of his earlier stuff, but I haven't found any yet. I really do like what I've seen, though. The only thing I've ever disliked about him is that he is too proud to be a jew.

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Can the CrusherPoster please calm down with the posting? I don't mind it but when one subject dominates multiple threads things can get a bit clogged up.

>>87354555
D E V I L I S H

>>87354162
Thank you for everything

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>>87354661
Yes.

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>>87354597
My man, you've got it all wrong. You should be asking the anti granny autists to stop sperging out every time I post Crusher. Even the morons at /prg/ are smart enough to (mostly) ignore waifu posters.

>>87354050
What you consider decent is really dependent on what you like. Your Vulcan would be frigid, so all the action might have to be above the waist. Their participation would be operant on your being able to make an argument that you had regular needs (you actually kind of do, so not a huge obstacle).

If you had some BDSM leanings you might be thrilled with a perfunctory hand job delivered with something like contempt.

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WE

>>87354555
Do you think that's his real hair? This episode is an early one, late 50's if I recall.

>>87351404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSL4cmFW_GU

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>>87350997
>ywn get based series focusing on terran empire conquering the galaxy for humanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfbsZRbwbJ4

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>>87355077
WUZ

>>87355047
Yeah, this would not be very satisfying unless you had some fetish about being begrudgingly satisfied by a cold dead fish broad.

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>>87355189
>tfw no vulcan sex slave

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>>87355297
I JUST WANT TO CONQUER THE STARS AND FUCK ALIENS

>>87355029
>women in her 70's looks somewhat decent with makeup and distant, convention pictures
Calm your tits.

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>>87355189
Just finished this ep yesterday, was pretty fun. Especailly enjoyed sex pot Hoshi fucking her way to[spolier]Empress[/spoiler]

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>>87354597
Needs more fat Riker posting

>>87355029
>/prg/
The fuck is that? you can't just post acronyms like that and expect people to know what you're talking about

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>>87355407
>tfw it wasnt evil cis white men who wanted to war with the galaxy but an asian woman who fucked her way to the top

I didn't realise ENT was so based.

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>>87355418
>he hasnt been to the pregnant board

>>87355520
What?

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>>87355474
Episode 3 set in year 2151
>congratulations commander Tucker, you are the first man in Hisyory to get pregnant

Today in 2017
>transgender woman give birth through her penis

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>>87355382
Why yes, I'd be happy to continue posting these pictures at your request.

>>87355418
Power Rangers threads over in /m/

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>>87355407
That episode

>ywn engage in belly-omox with T'Pol

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>>87355651
How will the trannies ever recover?

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>>87355709
T'Pol lesbian scene webm
r i g h t n o w

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>>87355216
cold. dead. fish.

>>87355750
I don't get it, recover from what ?

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>>87355407
>muh evil universe that's completely implausible
Mirror episodes are a pleb filter. That's why TNG and VOY don't have them.

>>87355806
From being BTFO by an alien doctor.

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>>87355825
DS9 is best Trek.

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>>87355474
Yeah right, ENT gets genuinly good in season three, Archer just going balls to the wall to stop the XIndi, torturing dudes, going full pirate mode to get the job done, Bakula was terrific at in season three. The general franticness of S3 with the stakes being so high.

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>>87355891
>DS9's ten best characters aren't even main cast members
What did he mean by this?

>>87355825
>Mirror episodes are a pleb filter
Nah, just go along for the ride and enjoy it.

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>>87355858
Tell me why they should feel BTFO by an actor reading a script written by scenarists in 2001 ?

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>>87355909
This makes me so sad that they cut ENT short.
Imagine multiple seasons of Archer going HAM against aliens?
The foundation of the Federation doesn't make too much sense because the aliens have no reason to respect humanity, by that point we'd pretty much done nothing.
A few seasons of a human ship going around fucking alien shit up would've gave us that rep and some great scifi.

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Imagine being Miles O'Brien on that station and having to be all like "damn, Deep Space 9, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your dull grey corridors and horrific architecture. I would totally perform maintenance on you, both my mirror universe counterpart and the real me." when all he really wants to do is serve on Starfleet's flagship in the transporter room. Like seriously imagine having to be O'Brien and not only work overtime while Deep Space 9 flaunts its disgusting consoles in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the poor cable management and rusty flux capacitors, and just sit there, day after day, hour after hour, while it breaks down even further. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking promenade but its good reputation as everyone on station says its STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DEEP SPACE 9 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch its self-sealing stem bolts contort into types of trash you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been maintaining nothing but a healthy diet of transporters and flagships and later alleged cloaking devices for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Earth. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the rust that's breaking out on its dented hull as it is sucked in by the vacuum of space, your colleagues smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in its "statuesque (for that is what they call it)" beauty, the beauty the Cardassians worked so hard for with Bajoran slave workers in the previous years. And then the commander calls for another maintenance check, and you know you could kill every single person on this station before Odo could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking O'Brien. You're not going to lose your future Starfleet Academy career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>87355976
Because it goes against their ridiculous notion that they are members of the opposite sex by taking some hormones and having some operations, which anyone with any sense knows.

>>87355973
What is that species ? I don't remember Archer ever meeting them. Maybe you are looking for the Babylone 5 thread ?

>>87355216
It just means that if you want passion, you have to supply it. Think highly realistic sex doll. Vulcans run hot and cold, mostly cold. If that's not what you're looking for, it's as simple as not dating Vulcans. Considering it's not actually an option for you, that works out just fine.

>>87355348
Let's be honest, here. You'd do as well in a believable fictional world as you're doing in this one. Would a version of you capable of what you want be at all recognizable? What you really want is to be someone here that would be that there. Galaxies and green women are tall orders, maybe start small and work your way up.

>>87355891
what episode is that pic from?

>>87356039
What is "it" anon ? What goes against "their ridiculous notion that they are members of the opposite sex by taking some hormones and having some operations" ?

Why do you want to put a 2010s political context to a 2000s story ? How could 2000s scenarist could offend 2010s "trannies" ?

Maybe every bit of fictionnal work from a time period is just the mirror of the common beliefs adopted by people from such period.

>>87356036
The life of the enlisted man

>>87355087
I wouldn't know. I've never even researched his hair loss. It's never really been that important to me.

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>>87356221
Waltz, it's filled with some epic chimp outs.

>>87356286
I didn't ask if you knew. I asked what you thought. It's well known that Shatner started balding young, so young he was already wearing wigs when TOS started in 66.

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>>87356107
>what you really want is to be someone here that would be that there

Erm no.
I want to be flying around the galaxy fighting for something I believe in, something that is impossible in today's world.
That wouldn't require changing myself at all, other than learning stuff.

>>87356221
I think it's from Rocks and Shoals.

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>le unanswered questions are a part of being human meme :^)
Getting sick of this desu

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>>87356348
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT HIS HAIR LOSS OR YOU'LL BE SPENDING THE REST OF THIS WAR IN A PRISON CELL

>>87356348
>I didn't ask if you knew. I asked what you thought.

Oh. Did you now?

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>>87356247
The idea that a man can get pregnant is pure fiction, bar alien interference, as is the idea that a woman can impregnate.
if you believe that trannies are actual member of the opposite sex then you're delusional, they're just mentally ill people that someone has humoured.

>>87356399
I know, right? LOL.

>>87351435
kek

>>87355797
Meh, she was all drugged up . Look at how cold and distant she gets once she sobers up.

>>87356416
Yes hole.

>>87355797
Wasn't she having some kind of unusual situation at the time? The psychic herpes or whatever it was? Because we're talking in generalities, one exception doesn't really mean much.

>>87355806
Dick-turned-inside-out surgery. You can get it turned right side out again, but it's never going to be as good as new.

>>87356247
How could anything by Mark Twain possibly offend people in current year? I mean, was he allowed to write any word on Carlin's list of the seven words you can't say on television? Piss, maybe; I'm not sure.

>>87356398
LYNCHED

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>>87356420
So, wait... Your first post was not ironic ? I'm not a LGBTTQVWXYZ activist neither.

I just wanted to say that we cannot make scenarists say something they didn't. And that my simple comparison between a fiction from 2000s depicting the future to the actual context of the 2010s was just here to highlight how far we have descended by 2000s standards.

tl;dr
my whole point since >>87355651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4LI_EqnJq8

I like Star Trek threads because everyone is pretty nice. Even those two guys who like to argue aren't TOO harsh. It's just a nice atmosphere here, a good place to talk about something cool that I like: Star Trek. These are cool threads. Really cool.

>>87356644
only ENT and DS9 fans are overly aggressive but they usually post during american time

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>>87356398
>>87356555
I think Riker had a point.

You can't feel. You are not vulnerable. You don't know what it's like to suffer as we do or to struggle to accomplish anything. Then you will never truly be compassionate toward us, thus excluding you from our kind.

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>>87356627
>cannot make scenarists say something they didnt

Wtf are you even babbling on about?
Do you actually think that a man can get pregnant?
You're insane.

>college humour

Yeah that explains a lot.

>>87356644
This, and always some nice anon(s) willing to sort out confusions and answer questions/flesh out some forgotten moments without relagating to insults and petty attacks.

>>87356741
the other point was valid too tho
the galaxy is full of different aliens and lifeforms, claiming that Data doesn't count because he is different from humans is just anthropocentrism

>>87356521
>Wasn't she having some kind of unusual situation at the time?

Not officially, no. She later claimed it was some kind off experiment, but did not go into any detail. She did have some kind of off screen interaction with Trip's clone in an eariler episode. Perhaps her experiment involved some desire of hers to compare the two.

>>87356644
>>87356689
There's enough time scale since DS9 to have multiple generations going at the same shit.

An overlapped TNG/DS9 generation, maybe a non-TNG watching late-DS9/VOY generation, then anyone who didn't catch shit on its original run. ENT probly fits into that too. Hard to generalize all of them together.

>>87356521
>How could anything by Mark Twain possibly offend people in current year?

Niggers.

>>87356289
Wrong. This is why you always get a low score on the Star Trek trivia quiz.

>>87356383
>learning stuff
How were your grades? Do you play any instruments? Ever do any electronics projects, maybe do your own computer repairs?
You're basically saying all you lack is proper motivation, else you could be great. I'm kind of suggesting that if you had greatness in you, maybe it would have made its own opportunities.

In the Trek world there's a real interest in all areas of science. It's nearly universal, among humans at least. We're defined by our curiosity, a driving need to go further and learn more. For you to fit in there, you'd have to have that in your life here. Or there'd be at least that change in yourself.

>>87356984
He didn't invent those.

>>87357154
Straight As, mediocre on the piano.
Fix all my electronics myself, built my own PC.

I do lack motivation as there's nothing to live for in this day and age.
The west is irrevocably fucked and you don't need much money to enjoy life.

>>87357154
This is the type of person who clicks "like" on those "SCIENCE IS SO F---ING COOL" posts on social media websites.

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>tfw we don't have a rewritten season 4 of ENT where Archer goes slowing off the rails and ends up waterboarding Orion Syndicate Leaders to save Porthos.

>>87357329
What's not to like about such posts?

>>87356900
Op said
>>87356398
>le unanswered questions are a part of being human meme

Data is not human. His inaptitude at engaging small talk without hurting other people (sometimes) is actually the tip of the iceberg. He too could tear of the harm of Riker in that scene. He had the strengh. But he didn't, why ? Because it knew it would be painful ? Nope. Because he had no interest in doing it.

Maybe he is a life form. Bacterias are also a life form.

>>87356348
>William shatner toupe
Holy shit this just opened up a whole new world for me. I just assumed this entire time his hair only started receding in his 60s/70s.

>>87351557
That was a book. And no, that wasn't planned for season 5 because Trip died in 2161, 6 years after season 4.

>>87357623
Data is the creation of a human, the pinnacle of a genius human's life's work actually. Data aspires to attain humanity. I don't think you can fairly compare Data to bacteria when discussing humanness.

>>87357271
I find myself convinced. You're liable to make something of yourself some day. Potential always finds its way out, one way or another.

>>87357329
This is a thread about a science fiction show. Were you expecting anything but nerds here? These shows literally set the direction that tech is reaching towards. There was a NASA shuttle named Enterprise as an homage, which then made a weird loop into continuity.

>>87357527
Cussing. Implied cussing is even worse, on account of you not having the stones to actually say a naughty word on the internet. Better to be vulgar than disingenuous.

>>87357623
>implying that's any different than most humans
Most people would kill and do worse if there weren't systems created to keep them in check

>>87357793
>ruining our fantasies with your cold volcano logic
Shut up, Dr. Spock.

>>87357839
Spock doesn't have a Ph.D.

>>87357826
>Cussing. Implied cussing is even worse, on account of you not having the stones to actually say a naughty word on the internet. Better to be vulgar than disingenuous.
Why did you say stones instead of big floppy t*sticles just then? Sometimes cussing just isn't appropriate, and social media is one place where it shouldn't generally be tolerated.

>>87355189
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE

>>87355651
>I have no idea about the differences between a parasite and a pregnancy, please rape my face.

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>>87357716

>>87357941
He probably does.

>>87357941
Mr. Spock and Dr. Spock are two different people. Dr. Spock is not a fictional character, but a real person, and a famous psychologist. Do they teach you idiots anything in school other than gender politics?

>>87357826
I might have misread your intentions, and I apologize if I did, but it struck me as if your post was declaiming a love for "all areas" of "science" as a whole, which strikes me as passionless and inauthentic. Genuine scientific interests manifest in specific fields of science, much as how actual scientists tend to specialize in the field for which they hold the most passion. A person with an interest in, say, microbiology will be reading and upvoting articles on microbiology, and not necessarily trying to spread the word about how great physics is or how neat climatology is or how awesome and totes-cool "science" as a whole is. It might all be in my head, but what you were doing looked to me more like empty posturing to make yourself appear intelligent rather than an actual true interest in some form of science.

And your tirade about cussing gives credence to the "empty posturing" theory.

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>There's plenty of room [to hide a humanoid brain pattern in another humanoid brain] humans only use 10% of thier capacity.

I hope STD at least doesnt keep perpetuating this bullshit. Also tongue map.

>>87357941
>Dr Spock
https://s3.amazonaws.com/photo.goodreads.com/photos/1332525054p8/460672.jpg

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>>87358037
>Why did you say stones instead of big floppy t*sticles just then? Sometimes cussing just isn't appropriate, and social media is one place where it shouldn't generally be tolerated.
Are you even a real person

>>87358580
>be me
>be with my 7-year-old daughter
>showing her some social media posts from family members living far away
>scroll down
>"FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCKAROO"
No thank you.

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whats the star trek equivalent of this?

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>>87357271
>I do lack motivation as there's nothing to live for in this day and age.
Find a good woman. Make babies. Enjoy passing on what you value and love to them as you can. You might never see an alien sky but your descendents may, and you will be part of what got them to the stars.
I recently started rewatching ENG , sometimes with my 2yo in the room. It's fucking hilarious during the opening credits and he's like BALL! AIRPLANE!

>>87358831
>Find a good woman
stopped reading there

>>87358775
>dat Catalina-logo
bravo!

>>87358831
>condemn more people to this existence
what a monster

>>87358775
Gayniggers from Outerspace

>>87358666
Why are you showing your child social media?

>>87359010
fuckin btfo right there, got em

>>87356741
That's like arguing trans-women aren't really women because they've never had periods

>>87358666
It isn't everyone else's job to protect your kids from bad words.

>>87358469
My interests are mostly anthropology. A lot of what I'm saying is gently poking fun, at myself more than the native denizens of this thread. If I come off as passionless and inauthentic, it's the depression talking. It washes you out.

>>87358666
Please tell me her name is Lucy.

>>87359130
Biologically, they are not female. Gender is a different story, but the original guy that you've been SHITTING this whole thread up with and arguing was saying trannies BTFO because they want to biologically be women and they never will

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>>87358906
Is this from a book by Mark Twain?

>>87359171
So you admit, then, sir, that those sorts of words are, indeed, "bad" (from your own description!)?

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>>87359310
>Mark Twain

He saw too much

>>87359320
No. I will only admit that I neglected to put the phrase in quotes so a brainless mother fucking cocksucker like you could grasp my meaning instead of my dick. Now either keep your fucking kids off the internet, get some nannyware, or fuck off and die, nigger.

Are Vic Fontaine episodes actually any good, or is it just a /trek/ meme like Q episodes being good

>>87359348
>mm HAH yes rrmmff hoo ha HEE!
What did he mean by this?

>>87358037
>Why did you say stones
Because the first rule of decent writing is to not use the same word for the same thing over and over except for deliberate emphasis. I only needed to get bitch-slapped with a pocket thesaurus once. All the repeats were recreational.

>>87359469
I like Q and Lwaxana I don't like Fontaine. Everyone is different. You will just have to see for yourself

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>>87359481

>>87359489
guys this part is too shcawee

>>87359481
took acting lessons from Avery Brooks

>>87359310
I got the impression he didn't spend much time with Geordi.

>>87359489
Looks like Big Bird with a giant ass hole on its chest, and the head of a preying mantis.

>>87359481
He's going full Holbrook.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_rTMNnxwSE

>>87359522
>Mmmph yes hoo ha delet this.jpg

>>87359320
For children. If you're an adult who abstains from cussing almost entirely you're just pathetic.

>>87359608
that is an obscure ass reference. where'd you find that?

>>87359661
Hal Holkbrook's interpretation of Twain has set the standard ever since he started performing it, and Hardin is most definitely influenced by it. I actually saw him do it in the late 90's. The scene I posted is very similar to his diatribe in Time's Arrow.

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>>87359574

>>87359608
You know a joke is going to be good when it starts with putting an Irishman in a cage

>>87359495
Greets from the Renly thread

>>87359642
There were no cuss words in your post, buddy. Why is that? Hm? Why is that???

>>87351739
christ this image and greentext match perfect

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>>87355891
How many layers does that uniform have?

>>87359912
I hate that movie

>>87359847
Because I didn't fell like it.

>>87359912
Outer layer is protective body armour

Under that is the Captain's waistcoat

Under that is the departmental turtleneck

Then he appears to be wearing a corset under that

Why do the pillows on Star Trek shows always look so uncomfortable? Like, here >>87351739, how the fuck do you even sleep on that?

>>87359984
>Then he appears to be wearing a corset under that
wifebeater

>>87359991
comfort is so 21st century

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>>87359991

>>87360004
He didn't beat her, he just abandoned her on the Saratoga.

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>>87359171
He's being a good role model for his kid. That's commendable.
>>87358856
You arnt looking in the right places or you have too high of standards.
>>87358904
Nihilist gtfo

>>87360018
*so FUCKING 21st century

>>87359991
Furniture is designed to be uncomfortable, to make people want to avoid being home as much as possible.

It's part of the Federation's policy on making people be productive instead of post-scarcity neets

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>>87360037
laff.
The white sleeveless shirt in pic related is colloquially called "wifebeater".

>>87360030
that's much better, but on the ships they always seem to have some weird shit. I swear to god, it might have been on TNG, someone had a triangle shaped pillow.

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>>87360097
Riker looks like he has normal pillows. Maybe Picard is just an idiot and slept on the headboard.

>>87360097
Are you thinking about the Minbari beds on the White Star?

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>>87359608
4:40 but that's wrong.

>>87356689
>says ENT and DS9 fans are aggressive

That's a microaggression my man. Further proof the unenlightened TNG fag is the cancer killing these threads.

>>87359811
So my new favorite search engine tells me that's probably a Game of Thrones reference, but I haven't read or watched any of that, aside from a few clips. So I don't get it, sorry.

>>87360039
>He's being a good role model for his kid. That's commendable.

Yeah. Really prepares them well to live in the real world.

https://youtu.be/n966jYFExng

>>87359767
Reminder that this was a recreated CG special effect, not the original design

>>87360336
but I am a VOY fan and the fact that you instantly accused TNG fans proves I was right

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Have I made mention lately of the fact that Picard was a pathetic incompetent?

>>87360503
YES, YOU DID, SPERGLORD MCAUTISM.

>>87360220
>sleeping in their uniforms with their shoes on

I don't know why but this always triggers me in Star Trek. Why do they do this? Why not just change them into pajamas at the end of the day's shoot? Do people in the military really sleep in their uniforms with boots on?

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>>87360400
Looks the same to me.

>>87360312
>10 vs. 20 is a war
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk

>>87360543
>Do people in the military really sleep in their uniforms with boots on?
when on standby, maybe. probably not with boots on, though

>>87360479
You've really opened my eyes.

I had no idea VOY had fans.

>>87360391
There was a recent post in the Renly thread (currently available in the 4chan/tv catalog) about about repeating words so I thought you may have seen that and repeated it here. I still suspect you might have, actually. Not saying I don't believe you, but I don't believe you.
What's your new favorite search engine?

>>87360549
ah cool thanks. I was deliberately shitposting so you'd go find the comparison for me.

>>87360612
Fuck. FUCK

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>>87360543
The one guy had PJs. Maybe Riker's were worn out and the replicator could make that much fabric to replace them.

>>87360543
Starfleet uniforms are designed to be comfortable in all circumstances

Probably nicer than their uniforms. Should probably take the com badge off though

>>87360543
>>87360733
They are literally pajama workwear.

>>87360666
It's a rookie mistake anon. Just ignore people who post obviously stupid shit :^)

>>87360543
>wanting to be found in your pajamas when the usual space anomaly/Q/evil alien arrives

>>87360679
Why is Skeletor hovering over that nice man?

>>87360097
I think I remember that.
If you think their beds were weird you weren't looking at their glassware. They were trying to be unfamiliar, to reflect a few hundred years of cultural progression (some of it with extraterrestrial influences), so to do that on the cheap they went to Pier One or some equivalent and bought a bunch of vases. Brilliant, really.

>>87360679
Why is Gordon Ramsay on the enterprise?

>>87360762
>>87360733
Yeah but guys. Shoes.

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>>87360879

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>>87360575
Its chimp troops. What do you expect, a conflict involving an interlocking web of entangling alliances stretching from Abuja to Capetown?
>>87360398
WTF does that have to do with profanity and vulgarity on social media? Did a nigger steal your meme?

>>87360959
The most comfortable shoes in the Alpha Quadrant

Starfleet uniforms are daywear, workwear, nightwear, swimwear and lingerie all in one

>>87360990
>I seriously hope you Klingons don't do this.jpg

>>87360990
So does Pulaski just completely disappear forever when Crusher comes back? I don't like her or anything, just curious.

>>87360917
oh, I did notice the glasses being weird, but those were at least amusing to see. the swirly Kanar bottles are still my favourites.

>>87360879
I'm not even the guy who posted that lmao

You're just obsessed at this point.

>>87361066
We find out she banged Riker's dad and then when Picard's waifu wants her old job back he dumps Pulaski on Delta Vega and flies off at Warp 6

>>87360549
I always thought it was supposed to be some kind of triceratops man that you couldn't make out properly.

>>87361025
No, but it's not a war in the sense Mark Twain was referring to in his essay. This was one troop vs another. Other animals fight in groups as well, Chimps doing it was nothing new.

>>87361025
also get the fuck out of here with your tumblr gifs

>>87361066
They page her in Starfleet Medical in the alternate future Admiral Janeway timeline in Endgame.

>>87361033
god damnit why did I laugh at this

>>87361177
Really? That's a nice little touch. I'll look forward to that when my wife and I get to it again. Watching these in high school my pleb brainlet self wouldn't pick up on them.

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>>87361177
>Admiral Janeway

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>>87361246
>>87361262

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Look at my boy chef boyardee here with this smug ass grin on his face knowing damn well he is about to ruin an entire franchise with one mindbogglingly bad last episode. Bravo, Lynch. I hope you're happy. Some people waited 25 fucking years for this shit.

>>87361262
They promoted her to Admiral so she can't do anymore damage

>>87361333
Did riker get fat cause he was obsessively playing a chef in holonovels?

>>87361299
but anon I've been posting in Star Trek threads on /tv/ since 2012. We've been on a journey together for the last 3 years as she's never seen any star trek before.

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Who was the best Stargate character ?

Chief O'Brian, leader of the Genii
Doctor, Atlantis Administrator
Trip, Wraith's mad scientist

>>87361357
>fat
there cannot be too much Riker

>>87361333
Let's be honest, no one waited 25 years for Enterprise

>>87361399
Michael!

>>87361399
Stargate: Employing washed up Star Trek actors since 1994

>>87361381
Do you believe in Star Trek's philosophy?

>>87361433
Also farscape, honestly half the original cast was washed up before that too. And Colm has had a decent film career post-trek.

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>>87361433
>since 1994

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>>87361468
>Also farscape
This never happened, seasons 9 and 10 never happened
DELET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A-khoo-chee-moya.

>>87361466
What does that have to do with anything?

>>87361472
>Stargate is a 1994 French-American science fiction adventure film

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>>87361409
In retrospect, I actually waited longer than that.

Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.

It was Star Trek done right.

No faggots
No feminism
No PC
Less technobabble
More realism
More character
Interesting aliens
Solid storytelling

Trektards hate it because it isn't gay enough.

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>>87361399
Remember when O'Neill blasted Q out an airlock?

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>>87361399
Michael/Trip of those three, but Sergeant Dax was best

>>87361597
And which Star Trek actors were in the Stargate movie?

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>>87361579
I had a followup question depending on your answer, but instead of answering you've asked "What does that have to do with anything?" which makes it impossible to move forward.

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>>87361624
Odo starting the race war was the best.

>>87361466
First you must define what that is.

>>87361644
The Stargate shows would have never existed without the movie. BOOM CHECKMATE BITCH HAHA WOO!

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>>87361693
>using our Stargate will cost you 3 strips of latinum, hew-mon

>>87361616
Oh god what have I done.

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>>87361624
>>87361693
If we are speaking about race war, Al being the concentration camp commander was far ahead.

Why Sam didn't recognize him though, that's still a mystery.

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>>87361616
>>87361775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrMk9hP4OnY

It gotta stops

>>87351147
Enterprise has the most realistic crew. They're not amazingly interesting but they all feel like the type of younger people that would end up on the most important ship in the fleet

His Way

officially my least favorite episode of any Trek show

Well done DS9

>>87361753
...or must I?

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>>87361624
wow she is like 300% cuter with long hair. I'm going to have to take this into consideration when adjusting my waifu algorithms...

>>87360590
DuckDuckGo. How Google does things internally is none of my business, but I don't approve of them meddling with search results for ideological reasons. It's sinister and I won't be complicit.

As for the other thing, it really is just a basic rule in writing. Don't trust me, ask a few English majors. I'm actually not on /tv/ much, especially not the Game of Thrones threads. It looks far too involved for me to want to pick it up in the middle. More importantly, I'm not sure I want to pick it up at all, invest much caring into characters, and then have them die in some way that's creative but unsatisfying. Some of why I haven't played D&D in years. It's not a problem if it's a satisfying and character-appropriate way to go, but usually it's something stupid.

>>87360959
FUTURE shoes. They make them out of genuine synthetic Gorn skin using custom fitting techniques perfected over millennia by the Heel Priests of Podiatus 5.

Great, now you have me wondering if out-of-shape Ferengi develop an ear version of sleep apnea.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBeBGdVJqZQ
fuggin predictable

I've only now worked up the confidence to ask this... what does the "7 years" meme refer to? Can anyone offer a comprehensive explanation?

>>87361661
Well in the theoretical sense, yes I believe in the TNG Star Trek philosophy. Realistically I don't know how we're going to solve the scarcity problem without replicators though, so I try not to think about it too much. Why?

>>87362219
Do you pay for a 4chan Pass or do you willingly solve recaptchas for Google to post here?

>>87362178
Vic was a mistake.

>>87362271
I just wanted to know if I could have sex with your wife

>>87361333
how LYNCHED did you get, bashirfaggot?

>>87362336
I don't understand what the fuck they were thinking

>>87362344
London? If so then yes, she's into that and looking for someone. If not than I'm sorry.

>>87361975
Nearly everything and everyone in TNG, DS9, and VOY is so obviously fake, it's absurd.

Enterprise was produced with a level of realism and believability that was theretofore unprecedented in Star Trek. This goes for the people most of all. The characters act more like real people than some pretentious, wigged out, faggoty hippies in pajamas, high on their ridiculous faith in communism.

>>87362241
There's a guy that shitposts about DS9 fans constantly, when questioned about it he once revealed that he only does it because he says that 2010 /trek/ was full of DS9 fans who shitposted about other shows in the franchise and he's been taking his revenge ever since. When you see him, tell him "7 years" to remind him how ridiculous it is to hold a grudge against people that long, especially as if they ever existed at all, they probably aren't here now.

Here's the thread: http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/81351869/#q81356309

>>87362446
>perpetuating scarcity based strictly on sexual preference-based discrimination
This isn't Star Trek! This is oppression!

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What kind of fucking asshole director would go back and make Ben Sisko a teapot? Frakes is a fucking hack.

>>87362551
um scarcity applies to energy, food and stuff in Star Trek sweetie.

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Imagine
>your have just been assimilated
>something malfunctionned
>you have their appearance
>be imprisoned in a hive cube
>but you are not linked to the collective
>pretend to do important repair all day
>just avoid staring at anyone

How long will you last ? How long will you stay sane ?

>>87362571
What?

>>87362660
It doesn't apply to access to sex? Seems a bit misandrist

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>>87362571
is this canon to the Star Trek universe?

>>87362291
Is there a viable alternative to captcha? I'm using the legacy version, that's the best I can do for now. Or should I forgo using 4chan and the opportunities therein to praise non-Alphabet services that I like and use.

Life is full of compromises. I'm pretty sure I'm at least breaking even morally.

>>87362336
>Voyager's Doctor is a better singer than DS9's singing hologram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIjOifRG-u8
This one scene is better than the THIRTEEN FULL SONGS Vic Fontaine sings.

>>87362519
You really are obsessed with that guy, aren't you?

>>87362759
EMH was one of the better characters in all series. Plus he sings.

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oh my god it's so fucking creepy and awkward

>>87362672
well if my knowledge of Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force is anything to go off of, I could last a pretty damn good long while

>>87362745
they have Risa for sex.

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/Metafiction/

It's about the crew being confronted to an entity they call "the narrative". I lost it with the redshirt going full caveman after discovering the thruth and hiding in the maintenance area.

>>87362860
I want access to that guy's wife right now in the present day, friend.

>>87362762
I'd actually forgotten about you for a while, I was just answering the man's question.

>>87362759
You have no idea how happy it makes me to be able to ignore that link.

>>87362902
Use a holodeck

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>computer, disable pressure regulation on the primary EPS conduits that run below ensign crushers quarters.

>>87362748
I didn't mean to condemn you, was just curious whether your dislike of the AGI which is going to enslave and destroy all humanity within 13 years had motivated you to pay for a 4chan pass or not.

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>>87362926
>doesn't like fun

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>>87362759
>Tuvok I understand
>You are a Vulcan man
>You have just been without
>For seven years...about
>Paris please find a way
>To load a hypospray
>I will give you the sign
>Just aim for his behind
>Hormones are raging!
>Synapses blazing!
>It's all so VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EeEeEeEeEeEeeEeEeEEERY
>Illogical!
>Illogical!

>>87362920
But I'm not him, Mr. Tattletale.

>>87362808
DS9 season 7 was a mistake. What the fuck happened to that show

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>>87361813
>How about I show you what I learned in the resistance?

Battlestar Galactica is the best version of Voyager.

>>87362938
boom roasted

>>87362997
More like, thinks the emh is overrated and a bore.

>>87362902
You probably wouldn't find her attractive anyways.

>>87362519
You're confusing two different posters
>source: one of them

>>87362997
Eddington literally did nothing wrong

>>87362938
Star Trek philosophy can only exist if Star Trek technology and the Star Trek setting exists, otherwise it's unviable. Got it. Exiting thread now. Fuck you, you fat pieces of shit. Fuck you, skinny.

>>87363000
queer

>>87356036
kek

>>87363061
I want Ensign Ro to pin me down and threaten me with that knife while laughing

>>87363000
doesn't it bother anyone that vulcans are wizard tier rape time bombs waiting to happen?

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>>87363050
The network gave him 18 hours and millions of dollars to do whatever he wanted. Your average TV audience can't appreciate the nuances of german expressionist theater masked with the veneer of a dying Americana.

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>>87363116
I once wrote a "what if" fanfic, replacing Eddington on Voyager with Chakotay on DS9. (Chakotay's ship was called the "Val Jean," a Les Mis reference, so I made the connection that they worked together).

>>87363061
>grimdark joyless nihilistic journey to nowhere
EVERYONE'S A ROBOT

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>>87361813
>>87363061
A-Are we going to far ?

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>>87362241
>>87363097
>>87362519
>>87362762
>>87362920
>>87363036
This is the true story behind the 7 years guy

>>87363197
Just makes them more interesting

>>87363199
Why are you blaming Frakes? He was only involved in 3 episodes of the entire show, none of them in season 7

>>87363218
I would unironically like to read that

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>>87363350
That's life bro, we just haven't got to the robots bit yet.

>"Boy, optimists are retards"
> - Ronald D. Moore

>>87354050
Tucker and T'Pol fucked a lot in the show. Can't be that awful, he seemed to enjoy it.

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>>87363520
Someone give Ron a hug and tell him to write TNG season 8.

>>87363608
wow those really look like shit. Spray painted plastic

>>87363640
>>87363608
Top left nacelle really looks like a penis. Spray painted plastic is TNG prop design standard.