Movies as an artform can
eat.
my.
ass.
I'll get my fart jokes and my popcorn and I'll keep laughing my ass off at quips while you weep in the corner you pseudo intellectual faggot.
Your kind is dying, face it, we win.
YOU LOST.
Answer this post to admit your defeat. To admit pretentious TRASH is beneath fun movies and DESERVES to be dying as is currently (finally! thankfully!) happening.
>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>everything above is literally cringe-tier in concept and implementation
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>somehow the best thing in tv history
>>87304252
haha yea
>>87304252
:^)
(i feel bad for bumping your shit thread tho)
>>87304252
dumb frogposter
>>87304348
already underrated post
>>87304348
>>87306222
??? nice trips