The actor Brendan Fraser is given to you by a movie studio, along

>>87288808
The Rise and Fall of Brendan Frasier

>>87289140

Rick O'Connell VII vs ISIS

>>87289140
Fpbp

>>87288808
A pseudo-documentary where he has to recruit someone over the course of a day and ad-lib the plot and dialogue.
I bet it'd be pretty funny.

Mummy reboot

>>87289186
Nah, more like Rick O'Connell III or IV, VII is too many generations later for him to be battling ISIS, I think. I doubt ISIS will still be around in one-hundred years.

>>87290230
MATHS

a psuedo documentary about a washed up actor who finally wins back the respect and adoration of the nation, but only after becoming completely unhinged and losing absolutely everything

>>87288808
A Scanner Darkly 2

A sequel to his cameo in Brain Candy where he goes on a rampage after ingesting all that sugar and kills everyone.

Pay him $500,000 pay myself $500,000 and make a short film about farts with a dumpster dived smart phone

>>87288808
Dune

>>87288808
>a budget of $1 million dollars
is that even enough to pay for the food?

>>87291794
Probably not for your fat ass

>>87288808
From his first paycheck he buys a hot dinner.

I'd make an 8 part television series filmed in something cheap (like when HBO used to film a lot in Louisiana but idk if it's still cheap) but a series focused on the life of a small businessman who is only invested in the success of his business to get away from his wife who is insane but in the time period being a divorcee made you a distrustful purpose and he has kids to raise

>>87291890
Whoa burn

>>87288808
naruto shippuden the movie

>>87289140
fpbp

A man wakes up from a heroin binge lying next to $2,000, immediately calls his dealer and says he's got the cash. The movie is him trying to make it across town at 3 a.m., intercut with flashbacks of the night before. He needed a fix so bad that he gave his daughter as collateral while he got money and did heroin. Turns into goreporn when he finds his daughter, they hunt down the Afghani opium dealer.

>>87292184
I'd watch it if Idris Elba is Afghani opium dealer

>>87292184
But who's processing the opium into heroin?

>>87292825
CIA

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>>87288808
Snuff film. I dismember him with a chainsaw, film it and spend the $1 million on hookers. Then I jerk off over the tears of you Fraser-loving mexican redditors.

>>87290363
So Birdman?

>>87292873
But he died in a plane crash

Poor Little White Boy 12

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Tell him to dye his hair and Josh Homme biography

>>87288808
Pay his alimony for the year then take the 100k that's left and blow it in Vegas.

80's-esq Sci-fi adventure.
Lighthearted fun, with multiple one liners and jokes, but not forced quips like the MCU.
Think, the same sort of tone as the first Mummy movie.
Soundtrack comprised of new music that alternates between 80's inspired pop and 80's inspired rock.
All practical effects.
Maby a little bit of bad CGI, for atmosphere.

>>87288808
Indiana Jones and the Lost Child of Greystoke. He plays every part.