>camera lingers on eye contact between protagonist and female

>he never has immediate cuts to sex in his life

I'm so sorry anon...

That doesn't happen with you? I usually go to Starbucks on a Friday night and pick up chicks like that.

>camera lingers on a permavirgin posting on a legally distinct knockoff of 4chan
>smash cut to him jerking off to loli

>>87271652
>Going to Starbucks at night

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>>87272172

Epic.

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>mom and her bf are having sex again

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>mom's bf bangs on the wall and shouts for me to stop crying

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>I can hear my mom orgasm

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>I was born Canadian

>>87271500
>camera lingers on eye contact between protagonist and female character with no dialogue
>"I have to go"

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>I ruined another thread

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>>87272856
>they invite me in to watch

The little subtleties of romantic tension before the characters give in and do the deed is the best part. Comrades: almost a love story did it very well.

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>couple start kissing passionately and undressing
>cut to them sitting in bed smoking cigarettes

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>I walked in the room while my father was masturbating
>his dick is bigger

>>87274032
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>>87272856
Fucking kill yourself, I wanted a trpes thread not your unfunny Wojakposting

>>87274032
Well, his dick size was averaged with your mom's to make your dick.