/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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STOP HAVING IMPURE THOUGHTS RAY

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Sheryl Lee

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Friendly reminder that the original /tpg/ was replaced by a doppelthread and is now stuck inside the black lodge. Pic related confirms that /tpg/ never gets his mind back.

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Am I the only one who knows they're gonna cry like a bitch when Laura comes back tonight? I still tear up at the end of FWWM. It's been 25 years bros.

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>>87249677
Friendly reminder that the original /tpg/ was replaced by a doppelthread and is now stuck inside the black lodge. Pic related confirms that /tpg/ never gets /comfy/ again.

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>>87249620
Doesn't matter where you're watching it, as long as you're together. Hope she gets back to 100%.

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Sharp dressed man

THEY BE LIKE
>COOP
WHAT
>CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
WHY MAN
>SO ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME

>Heads I win! Tails you lose!

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I hope we'll see more of him tonight

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does anyone here have showtime through hulu?

anyone else worried they wont put both episodes up in time? they suck shit at getting episodes up at time. let alone fucking two. when it switched to 8 they were still putting it up at fucking 9 for awhile.

i don't want to use the shitty weebcrew streams again

Hey, it's the guy who tried to murder his wife.

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Anyone else expected Getty to have a bigger role this season? I mean, he HAS to have a significant role this episode or his whole character will be pointless.
Possibly a final showdown with Bobby

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Killing myself in 12 and a half hours.

>>87248608
Gordon: WHAT IS YOUR NAME??
Janey-E: this is Sonny Jim
Gordon: YES I HAVE BEEN GOING TO THE GYM THANK YOU FOR NOTICING

Oh man, I completely forgot about that deadbeat who shot himself in the woods when Mark Frost showed up. The fuck was all that about? Are the kids of Twin Peaks just tripping out hard and killing themselves because of the crazy drugs which Red is circulating?

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>in less than a day /tpg/ will slowly die out and go back to only waifuposting

I'll miss you guys

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>>87249759
how fast is your internet? the 1080p AMZN rips have shown up around 20-30 minutes after the episodes have begun airing, so they're up for grabs before the show has even finished.

That should mean both part 17 and 18 will be downloadable in about 11 hours.

keep an eye out on rarbg.to

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SUCH A SADNESS

On the Presidential campaign trail at FarmFest 76 outside Lake Crystal, MN, Georgia Gov. Jimmy Carter said of Dept of Ag's Earl Butts' policies: "heads I win, tails you lose". This helped Carter win the farm vote.

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CAN'T CLIMB TO HEAVEN ON THE CRO-O-OSS

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>>87249826

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>>87249826

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>Diane: "He raped me. HE RAPED ME."

>>87249814
we'll always have memes, friend. we'll always have memes

anyone else here watching the finale on their phone?

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>>87249928
I'm watching it as God intended

>>87249620
>will watch the finale there in the phone
>phone
Lynch is going to kill you

>>87249928
I'm watching it on my tamagotchi

What if there is no season 4 lads? I'm pinning too much hope on this not being the last new Twin Peaks I ever see.

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>livin' too close to the edge
>if I fall who's gonna catch me
>there's safety in numbers, i guess
>but I'm goin' rogue in the wild wild west.

>>87250016
Let it go and be inspired to make your own art

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Hello friends this is David Lynch. I want to thank you for watching Twin Peaks. Kale told me about this internet site and I found it very funny especially the green reptile. It reminded me of Little Mike.

Also if you watch my show on your fucking mobile phone I hope you die a very painful death indeed.

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>>87249928

Like a turkey in the corn.

>>87249928

GET REAL

>>87249928
NEVER IN A B-TRILLION YEARS

>>87248608
coop will ask "what is your name" to carrie page, who will be laura or a copy of her

Cooperbowl tonight.

>>87250110
Carrie was a Tulpa of Laura And Ford in her place

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I was on 4chan's television board... and you know what? I heard (you)s.

>>87249694
I already got misty-eyed at the orb in episode 8, I know I'm going to cry.

>Captcha: console cooper

anyone else watching the finale with still-warm panties in their mouth?

Hello 4chan friends!
Thank you for watching Twin Peaks all summer long. Your posts are a wonderful thing to see.
Enjoy the finale! And don't watch on a FUCKING TELEPHONE, if you do then GET REAL!

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>>87250198

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Friendly reminder that Episode 17 has been leaked and Sonny Jim gets his revenge on the Black Lodge (clip attached)

Hospital anon here, also no garmonbozia pizza for finale
Away from my tpg folder
I was creator of memes like:
Judy 1957
Missoula guy on sycamore street
Tree on black lodge as Pepe
Blackboard judy
Glass box dancing alien

>>87250220
Hi David! Are you and Sheryl going to be watching from your basement or is she still not allowed near the TV?

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>tfw going to melt brie and make cheeseburgers today

>>87250295
kek

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>yfw dark laura returns

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>>87250271
I hope your mom will be okay, anon.

>>87250271
Your legacy will not be forgotten friend.

>>87250332
Thanks

>>87250295
Shes not allowed near the TV unfortunately my 4chan friend!
I believe Ray Wise has got her this evening for something involving Grandmas. Sounds like a wonderful thing.
Enjoy tonight, 4chan friend!

I'm gonna stop drinking coffee after the finale.

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Biggest question: will he return?

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What the fuck is his problem?

>>87250295
Fourchan friend,

Shut the fuck up about Sheryl and delete this post right now or you're both fucking dead.

Sheryl get over here sweetie you're getting a smack for this anon's post

>>87250397
No, but ontkean Will

god damn, feeling really sad over it being over. David Lynch has completely cemented himself as a true genius of television. If this is the last real piece of film he makes he will have gone out one of the brightest high notes of any career ever.

>>87250407
WIIILSOOOOOOON

>>87250373
David thank you for Season 3 it's been wonderful.
Just wanted to know - did you rape your daughter? Not judging just curious.

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>>87250412
As a tea kettle using archive audio

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>>87250373
>Ray calls me at 3am yelling "how's granny? How's granny? How's granny?"

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Lynch kind of dropped the ball on getting a good female pop/alt country singer like Lucinda Williams or something. hell, even Emmylou Harris at like 100 years old or whatever.

>>87249759
you realize if you have showtime thru hulu you can use showtimeanytime.com where the episodes are up at 8 on the dot or you could just watch live right?

>>87250407
He doesn't know what they do in the FBI.

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Please stop posting make-believe posts about Sheryl being imprisoned
It's not comfy at all

Hey guys, hope you enjoy tonight.
Twin Peaks has been an amazing experience all summer and me and Lynch would love to continue the mystery.
The only way we can do this is if you buy my book, Twin Peaks: The Final Dossier.
It will be available in all good bookstores and anti Trump rallies nationwide.
Enjoy tonight my fellow Trump destroyers!

>>87250270
holy shit sonny jim was the kid in looper?

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>>87250319
my viewing menu is the exact same.
toasted baguette with brie and butter.
this is fantastic

>>87250442
>Ray needing a full bottle of wine to get through a fan Q&A

BASED.

>>87249694
>Gone like a turkey in the corn
>Corn
>Turkeys, Thanksgiving, Indians

Every scene is a lore scene

Are the two episodes going to be separate, like with a music performance at the end of each hour or is it going to be two hours of non-stop Lynchkino

>>87250442
Funny enough, 4chan friend! That's exactly what he said. He's a strange fella.
>>87250434
MICHAEL IS THAT YOU? JENNIFER SAID YOU WERE SCREAMING LAST NIGHT ABOUT HOW YOU WERE AND I QUOTE "A FUCKING TREE"
PLEASE CONTACT ME SO WE CAN TALK

>>87250332
Kyle what'r you doin i there.
get out of there

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first for best Coop boy

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>>87250453
t. David Brown

>>87250455
Mark I think your Fantastic Four movies sucked ass.

unless the episode can tie up a million things within 50 minutes I would've preferred a more focused story but other than that it's been an enjoyable thing to watch every week

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>>87250407
YOU PIECE OF SHIT WILSON

>>87250450
really? i legit had no idea. thanks so much bro.

>>87250527
>ywn force a young Sheryl Lee to undress in front of you and lay on the floor waiting to give you a Christmas present

Sometimes I think I wasn't made for these times.

>>87250543
Two hours is a lot of time to tie up the plotlines.

>>87250531
Listen here you fucking nigger.
Fantastic Four is the perfect representation of our current state in 2017. Do not insult my masterpiece.
Bet you love Trump too.
JUST BUY MY BOOK AND BEGONE

who here watching the marathon?

COMFY
O
M
F
Y

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>>87250565
Anon, you don't want to be David Brown

Hey 4chan folks!
I was with my son playing some Pokemon Go! In a nearby grape field (love to feel those grapes) when I saw Lara Flynn Boyle walking by.
I'm at her house now hiding in the bushes to give her a good sneaky scare.
Oh and enjoy the finale tonight.

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/tpg/. We've had some rough patches, gone through numerous leaks causing declining numbers and generally been looked down upon from by the rest of /tv/. But that's about to change.

I am witness to the fact, that you /tpg/ have hearts of gold.

>>87250569
completely forgot that it's a two parter

>>87250579
Mark Frost, will you calm down, or will I have to end your story too?

>>87250423
Honestly I'd love more twin peaks but I want David to go out on this. It sums up everything he's done and it's gonna be too perfect on an ending

>>87250622
I am. We're already on episode 7. Almost half way through.

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>>87250635
Hearts of gold

part 7 about to start

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>>87250622
Marathon here too anon, I even bought some cherry pie and coffee to maximize comfy mode

>>87250644
DAVID NO
DON'T LOCK ME UP WITH SHERYL
I HAVE A FAMILY AND ANTI TRUMP RALLIES TO GO TO.

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>Part 17 is one hour of Jacoby painting shovels, someone sweeping the Bang Bang Bar and smoke zooming in and out of the convenience store

>Part 18 is one hour of Lynch pointing and laughing at the camera

>>87248608
I've given up guessing, I don't think I've gotten any of them right

how many hours left?

>>87250508
It's all an 18 hour long movie anon.
But apart from that I expect the broadcast version to air without a break. They will have separate end credits for the on demand versions.
Probably only the last episode will have a Roadhouse song by Julee Cruise.

>>87250630
Why wouldn't I? He was an upstanding member of the community who'd never hurt a fly, the man's worst offence was a parking ticket! Plus he's a family man, family is so important to him.

>>87249820
Nice, might just wait for the amzn uploads then. Is the weebcrew stream that shitty tho?

(Not previous anon)

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If you're already sad
DIG YOURSELF OUT OF THE SHIT.

>>87250635
>Pointed a gun at him
>Clearly planning to execute him and dispose of his body in a manner so that nobody would ever know what had become of him
>Witness to the fact that they have hearts of gold

KYLE YOU SNEAKY FELLA
DON'T HACK MY 4CHAN

>>87250690
I read they will have credits actually.
I could be wrong though.

>>87250622
Just finishing the last episode. Did I miss something or has it been explained why Booper was supposed to go back in and Cooper to come back after 25 years?

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>>87250635
They really do

>>87250685
9 hours.

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>>87250373
Can you comment on this image David? Looks like Sheryl was having quite a night.

>>87250569
Not in Lynchkino time, it isn't.

>>87250695
GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN MARK FROST?
I WANTED TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT JACOBY

SOMEONE STOLE MY CAR!

>>87250708
You fucked up so you can stop now. It isn't funny.

>>87250622
LINK TO MARATHON ? WHAT SITE ?

>>87250487
man i'm genuinely surprised

>>87250707

That was when they thought he was working for another crime family and cheated them out of their insurance payout. You'd want to kill someone if they were cheating you out of 30 million too.

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>>87250691
>He was an upstanding member of the community who'd never hurt a fly, the man's worst offence was a parking ticket!

>>87250763
www.showtimeanytime.com

>>87250733
Dear 4chan friend! I'm afraid that's none of your business
Please don't not bring up this image again
It's for your safety ;-)

>>87250733
DEELTE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87250718
Why? Lore logic
Because 25 years was said in the dream in s1
And the Tulpa dougie was replaced in dopple's place

>>87250718
They don't explain it but you can just assume it's part of the lore that he gets 25 years out.

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GORDON COLT LOL

>>87250694
no clue, I don't watch shit group streams, I want my full attention on the show and in good quality.

>>87250755
Guess you're right.
I'll see you again in 25 years
Meanwhile...

>>87250508
I definitely want a 2 hour movie but who knows.

>>87250752
The log lady? Grand tefth auto?

>>87250763
it's on the Showtime TV channel.

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>>87250635
>generally been looked down upon from by the rest of /tv/
//tpg/ is the best thing about this board

>>87250733
>I really, really raped her... and she screamed.

>>87250828
Think it's just two episodes playing back to back
Don't think they are editing them together.

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>>87250843
this. being looked down upon by /tv/ is a badge of honor at this point.

/tv/ is fucking trash

>>87250718

Because the stars turn and a time presents itself.

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CONFIRMED OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF EVIL /TPG/

>Murdered capeshit threads, beheaded them, raped them, raped their OPs and burned their generals down
>Raped cunnyposters while they were in a coma after 4chan was down, first with different parts of a /mlp/, secondly with /pol/'s decapitated head
>Splitposted
>Used VPNs to create dopplethreads of himself to avoid bans
>Raped and murdered /who/ threads while forcing posters to sing my sex junk
>Raped and shaved /got/
>Shitposts constantly
>Tortured, raped, and murdered CIA posters and then used their threads along with baneposters as sock puppets to torrent pedophilia
>Humiliated /bb/ and then raped, beat and abused their threads after bullying them for watching stupid reality tv, forced /b/ to rape them as well by posting dismembered snuff porn and leaving her traumatized
>Raped /trek/ with star wars posting and got them pregnant with disney diversity
>Never completes CAPTCHAs
>Posted webm's of Monica Bellucci being raped in irreversible in 'was it kino?' threads
>Does not pay taxes

any others?

>watching FWWM and just got to recast Donna
whew

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David Lunch, lol

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Hello friends it's me Sherilyn I'm starting a petition for David to make a spin off show with Audrey as the main character. We all know she was one of the most important and most best loved characters ever in the show, it's unfair for women everywhere that people like Kyle get all the best paychecks.
Enjoy the show tonights and praise our Lord Jesus Christ!

>>87250910
The /who/ raids where legendary

Hey 4chan
I come to you from beyond the grave to inform you that David Lynch killed me.
Do not trust this man.

>>87250397

Nope, he's dead. Shanked in prison by a cousin of the Renault family.

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>>87250920
mark forest lol

>>87250956
Post that image of podesta lynch Polanski connections

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>>87250667
...for fuck's sake, I just bought cherry pie as well...I want the experience to be as ridiculously reddit it possible...after the last episode I have no more shame as a fangirl of the whole thing.
/tpg/...how can I go lower? (I already have a chevron tie like the homosexual in pic related ffs)

>>87250910
you forgot cute posters

>>87250937
SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU CUNT
I'M THE STAR
I MAKE THE MONEY
GO DANCE AWAY WITH YOUR MIDGET

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Will we get the uncensored sex scene tonight?

Will we see an angel in the finale?

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>>87250843
by fucking far. The waifufags definitely shat this place up after part 12 and the russian leaks, but this has been a damn fine ride and the best time I've ever had on this board and 4chan in general.

I love you all, except the cuteposters.

>>87250994
Fish coffee

>>87250987
Sure 4chan pal!
Pretty sure my friend Michael J Anderson has it

>>87251022
I love you too bro
This general has been great

>>87250843
/tpg/ is the only thing that I can stand from this board.

>>87249647
they actually look like a family

>>87249759
>not having access to amzn webrips
jej

damn I can't wait to rewatch lost highway and mulholland drive after seeing the return
i feel like it's unlocked something and now I'll be able to enjoy their style more

>>87251074
Occasionally there are okay art movie threads but they usually die with <5 posts.

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Gordon was always Cole.

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since it's the last day i dont feel faggy for meta posting
i love you /tpg/

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WHAT TIME DO THE EPISODES PREMIER AND ABOUT HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR THEM TO BE PUT ON GOSTREAM.IS PLEASE ANSWER

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>>87249928

>>87251149
Little less than 9 hours.

>>87251128
This one updated

>>87249928
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>87251168
WHAT ABOUT GOSTREAM

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Who here ready to see Coop fuck Diane into another dimension tonight?

>>87250103
it's a.. ssuch a sadness

>>87250919
Fuck off and focus on the film nigger. If you look away to do something else for even 1 second you haven't really seen the film

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>my face when living in Ausfailia and no shops around me sell cherry pies

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>>87251196
Keep going strong, vedderposter

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>>87251196
Oh dear God, between you, missoulla poster and the sheryl guy, I'll cry all day.

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>>87249928
>tfw good chance I'm gonna have to

>>87251010
looking at the Showtime schedule, there's no sexual content or nudity listed for these episodes.

also apparently this starts at 8 pm EST? I thought it was 7.

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>>87251220
Contemplative Sheryl

>>87251217
i didn't find laura dern that hot when i saw her in jurassic park but after blue velvet i realised i was an idiot
she is especially cute as hell in all of these pictures with kyle

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What was his catchphrase again?

>>87251103
Lost highway was always cool

>>87251226
iktfb
I've never even had one, but I bet they're great. I wonder if there's anywhere at all I can get a pie from first thing in the morning.

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Shadilay

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>>87251247
Sheryl is great

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>>87251236
>tfw someone values your posts

where do I watch the finale tonight? weebcrew?

>>87251252
I GOT A DREAM

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>Shadow
>Take me down
>Shadow
>Take me down
>For the last time...
>For the last time...

>>87251252
Got milk?

>>87251253
for the last time...
for the last time...

>>87251224
not that guy, but in the middle of watching FWWM I had to stop, drive ten miles to my cable company, and replace my cable box, drive back, set up the box, and continue the movie.

>>87251252
Excuse me, sir, do you have fire?

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>>87251294

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>>87251275
>not using the superior version

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kyle posts > sheryl posts

Hey /tpg/
Just want to say that I love each and every one of you.
If you thinking of killing yourself after the episode, please just think of anon. I'll miss you dearly.
You are all great people with a great sense of humor and shitposting that Is just fantastic.
I'll cry tonight. I've already teared up a few times.
I'll miss you all when this is all over.

>>87251332
Judy

>>87249779
Just one more scene, we could've gotten one more scene and I would've been happy.

>>87251252
anyone seen my axe
i have to cut down these woods have you seen my axe

>>87251342
When you see me again it won't be me

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kyle mcmahon lol

>>87251252
aw beans i lost my lighter and now i can't enjoy these smokes!

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>>87251344
>digiits

>>87251342
I'll see you again in 25 years.

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Did you try his wine yet, /tpg/?

so are we getting FWWM 2 tonight

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>>87251342

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>>87251332
>not having room for both sneaky fuckers in your life

Fix your heart or die

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>>87251342
I love you too anon.

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>>87251380
Kyle a cute

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>>87249612
So this is basically gonna happen when "Gotta Light" shows up to Dr. Amps radio show right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4GYyJwYjQ

Followed by some proper shit digging.

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Why did bob kill josie

why are people saying its the finale?

Isnt there 18 eps?

>>87251469
No, he Just ate her garmonbozies

>>87251475
17 & 18 both air tonight dummy

>>87251475
Double episode

guys i just canceled on fucking a tinder hoe so i could watch the finale undisturbed. goddamn how bad am i gonna get LYNCHED for this?

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>>87251469
Because she shot his husbando

>>87251475
It's two episodes like the premiere.

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>>87251423
You got me

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>>87251453
I hope he caves in Jacoby's head.

>>87251494
>>87251499
WOW BOB
O
W

>>87249779
The coin scene was amazing.

>>87251475
two eps tonight.

can someone confirm the time? 7 or 8?

>>87251501
You made the right choice

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>>87251501
You made the right choice anon.

>>87251501
Lynch probably just saved you from HIV

Stop being a desperate faggot

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Post yfw trying your hardest not to die in the next 12 hours

>>87251534
8pm EST

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>>87251555

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>>87251501
>no qt to snuggle on me with while we watch twin peaks.
Damn this world blows

>>87251518
What a scummy man

>>87251501
This is television history. Fuck some normie slag.

Missing the marathon due to family stuff, but husband and I are attending a finale party tonight after. Hopefully we all don't get LYNCHED tonight, I want a satisfactory ending and not another cliff hanger.

>>87251579
>watching Lynch kino with others
Do people actually do this?

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>>87251501
we'll be your gf tonite

>>87251579
I would rather a female not be in my vicinity as I'm squealing like a fucking schoolgirl

>>87251226
>>87251261

just make your own, it's really fucking simple, you pretty much can not fuck it up. Look at any youtube recipe.

I'm having a "viewing party" tomorrow night with a few friends cause half of us are working tonight. We're gonna go full reddit with cherry pie and FINGER FOODS etc. What's a fitting main meal though? Kinda stumped for that

>>87251564
thanks

>>87251610
i've been going to my parents every Sunday evening since it started to watch it with my mom

>>87251501
>fucking women through tinder
How do they react when you can't cum on account of having no balls?

>>87251624
Wendy's?

>>87251624
GARMONBOZIAAAAA

>>87251589
JUST GIVE HIM HALF A CHANCE I BET HE'D ROB YOU IF HE CAN

If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked...

I'd be dead.

>>87251624
>just make your own
I was actually already considering this. The shops sell the filling, just not the actual pies.

>>87249928

Only way i can watch it on anything other than my phone is to pirate it thanks to unfortunate circumstances

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10000 years in notepad

only 60 posts left and then no more /tpg/. I'll miss you all ;_;

Will Annie be brought up in the finale, or will she remain pretty much forgotten?

>>87251667
Not that guy, but if you're unsure of how to do the crust, just make a cherry cobbler. They're basically the same thing, just easier to do if you've never baked a pie.

The ultimate kino episode (8) is up next in 20 minutes.

>>87251699
poo

Within a week /tpg/ will finally fade into obscurity, and nothing of value will be lost.

>>87250651
>t sums up everything he's done and it's gonna be too perfect on an ending
In what sense?

BASED JANEY BTFO FUSCO

what? you guys bought pie for this? fuck me Im going to the store

>>87251749
Season 4 is happening.

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>>87251224
You are gonna look like a real idiot when the character/actor divide completely collapses in the finale as evidenced by Cole's dream and his interactions with various characters through the season.

SQUEEZE HIS HAND OFF

Is the finale starting at the same time?

DOUGLAS JONES, HE MOVED LIKE A COBRA

>>87251749
t. gotfag
mad your show is shit?

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>>87251749
Really, anon

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>>87251579
>letting roasties taint the full Lynch experience

>>87251415
> how to take a screenshot
a typical tv3 fan

So the hum in the Great Northern and the Hospital are just the spirits, right? Proximity of a spirit = hum intensifies.

>>87251881
double bait, not bad. but you can do better than that

>>87251518
>thought we'd get some good progression of Jacoby this season with him being a disgraced shell of his former self after how badly he treated Laura, his own patient came to light
>instead everyone totally forgets about that and his only purpose in S3 is to be le epic infowars parody man

Thanks Frost you fucking sack of shit

>>87251900
it's gonna be audrey waking up like coop

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>>87251844
anon wants THIS to disappear

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stil wnt duggie bakk

>>87251913
>thought we'd get some good progression of Jacoby this season with him being a disgraced shell of his former self after how badly he treated Laura, his own patient came to light
that sounds shit

get frosted

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>>87251921
She gonna' have an interesting night.

>>87251942
>getting actual character progression over hackneyed political parody is bad

Mark please no one gives a shit about your Twitter

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REMINDER THE SHOW WILL END WITH BOB NUKING TWIN PEAKS ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN HAS FIGURED THIS OUT

>>87251749
Season 4 WILL happen.

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>a little over 9 hours until we run out of sand

>>87251996
>character progression
most of the returning characters were just shown to have withered and gone off the rocker, just like in real life.

>le epic sweeping scene

Who's up for some peanut sweeping

>>87251126
i never knew bowie was a manlet

>>87251996
Hahahah

FROSTED
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O
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let's post this one

for the last time
for the last time

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kino sweeping scene lads

>>87252011
The supposed "nuclear reactor plans" were literally just flashed up as a placeholder because they looked elaborate, it was supposed to all be the hacked details of the prison

what are some of the best dugpas going into the finale

he's sweeping all of the things flying through the atomic explosion in the next episode. they landed on the floor of the Roadhouse.

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>>87251942
Yeah, he seems to be in a good place.

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>>87251996
>expecting meaningful writing from Mark Frost

There's a reason Lynch made the most kino installment of Twin Peaks without him anon

>>87252073
wha?

>>87252035
Have they? Most returning characters seem fine - either not different to how they were in the original run (e.g Andy and Lucy) or have gone on to better things (e.g Bobby).
It's really only Audrey that got fucked over. Jerry as well I suppose(?) I don't know what the deal with him is.

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>>87251913
Perhaps you forgot the part where Jacoby's actions have finally allowed Big Ed to take a shit. He is a force of good and Jerry is probably gonna show up out of nowhere with one the shovels to bash evil coops head in.

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>>87252069
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

I too was hoping for more character progression and exploration of the lore (alien invasion) not this surreal parody/comedy bs. What does Lynch think Twin Peaks is, anyway?

based ray
a
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e
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>>87251442
well this pic at least confirms that the mitchums accompany cooper to the sheriffs station

>>87252118
Jerry's rich off the Washington pot game, he might be goofy but he's doing perfect for himself

Im so fucking hype for ep 8

where are those clips of sheryl in the red room from?

>>87252173
what?

>>87252118
if
>james is still cool
didnt convince you of the show's intention for returning characters after 25 years....anon...

even andy and lucy talk much slower and sparingly. idk why david lynch finds it so funny to show old actors as old. i guess its more interesting than watching current harrison Ford movies trying to ignore how grimy he's become.

that warden guy is such a little pussy bitch cunt

letting a criminal out to save his own skin

fucking corrupt piece of shit fuck him

everything bob did after that is on HIM

CUNT!

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>>87252181
A BBC special about the 90's
It's on YouTube but without any sound

>>87250543
M8 just takes Cole to say weird stuff is happening because of the lodge
End off

>>87252221
mr strawberry tho

>>87252102
the cowriter of fwwm wrote the worst fucking garbage from season 2

>>87251128
love these

thank goodness DoppleCoop is back on the loose to wipe degenerates from the face of the earth.

>>87252247
Hi Mark! I'm still not buying your books

>>87252247
only lynch wrote fwwm

>>87252229
what do I search for so many irrelevant results

Alright, what plot points still need to be wrapped up and which ones do you think will go unresolved? Is there a list out there of things still to be explained/completed?

I personally think that Sarah Palmer's storyline will go unfinished.

>>87252285
BBC I Love 1990

>>87252295
>I personally think that Sarah Palmer's storyline will go unfinished.
nah.

thats gonna be wrapped up for sure.

Atom bomb episode!

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>>87252285
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOZE_EIr6Ro

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KINO INCOMING
I
N
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>>87250707
You can tell they didn't really want to do it
That's why candie is sobbing in that scene she is the masque character showing the true emotions in the scene

>>87252314
>>87252326
cheers senpai

>>87250983
best scene in this series

INCOMING TRICK

>threatening Evil Cooper
What an idiot.

>>87252423
he tricked him though

>>87252295
Nigger what
Seeing as we know Laura shows up at the Palmer house with Cooper that's one of the plotlines we know will be resolved

>>87252406
F U C K E R
U
C
K
E
R

Are you guys ready for

T H E
H
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Nine Inch Nails?

>>87252350
Dont know how people can watch game of shits after viewing stuff like this

Being a normie must be suffering

We need new thread.

TRICKED YA
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>>87252477
i'll do it

And now, time for the dance of the hobos.

>>87252499
>>87252499
>>87252499
new thread

>>87252350
ep8 was crap and looked like a series of deviantart galleries

>>87252546
weak bait

GOD NO THIS THREAD IS OVER NOW I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI-Lukyr4UY

I've to wait two days to have it with subtitles, although I could do without I guess. I'll have to avoid this board because you fuckers will spoil it everywhere.