what the FUCK was his problem?

You are honestly an idiot if you wouldn't eat that delicious 'za.

>>87245195
Why do Americans do this?

That pizza looks awfully greasy.

Then again, I grew up in Italy so I'm used to our style of pizzas. From what I understand in America pizzas tend to be more like cheese pies

>>87245222
its disgusting

>>87245222
That shit looks like Digiorno, I'd still eat if someone else paid for it though

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>>87245233
idk man. i mean i love slum food, but that pizza is just fucking awful. based ramsey was only trying to save us.

>>87245222
thats an objectively bad pizza, only a pig would eat it,

>>87245330
Holy shit, that was considered thin crust?

>>87245368
Then why isn't it the biggest pizza chain in America yet?

>webm of mexican with the chips, juice and assorted diced meats

I'm waiting.

>>87245330
waitress a cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEyQQaFyhxI

This is what a tasty pizza looks like.

>>87245195
That's a big pizza

>>87245330
I want to breed that waitress until my dick legally cannot produce semen.

>>87245330
i'd bring my thin crust to that waitress and let it drip grease into her pan if you know what i'm sayin here

>>87245330
A CUTE

>>87245448
Okay real talk, can we have *one* thread without gross white guys talking about who they want to fuck? This is a topic about food you imbecile.

>>87245222
I'd rather eat Chicago dough pies.

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>>87245506
feck off

>>87245330
Do you think she likes the mating press?

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>>87245546
>Chicago
kys

>>87245506
>white guys

Locker room talk is a nigger thing more than a white thing

>>87245506
>>87245506
>Okay real talk, can we have *one* thread without gross white guys talking about who they want to fuck? This is a topic about food you imbecile.
Okay real talk, can we have *one* thread without LARPing faggots implying they are and pretending to be a nigger? This is a topic about television you imbecile.

>hold pizza vertically
>toppings fall off
>WOOOOOW

>>87245546
Fuck deep dish, Southside cracker thin crust is where it's at:
https://youtu.be/84Mchxfd6LE

>>87245195
That isn't a thin crust pizza. It's dripping with grease as well, and is probably undercooked dough.

Probably still tastes good, but not what it should have been.

>>87245672
Can't we agree that all pizza is good?

>>87245661
If you're in italy and you hold a pizza vertically and the toppings proceed to fall off you're legally allowed to get a refund.

I suspect if the same rule existed in america most (((pizza))) places wouldn't exist.

>>87245195
>Order a pizza at a shitty failing restaurant
>Receive a flavourless half cooked slab of dough swimming in grease and shame
>Years later poorfags on a Russian nipple hair braiding forum still talk shit about you claiming they would have eaten it over their cups of warmed water.

Anyone who says 'za or pie or any other windowlicker variation is fucking subhuman

>>87245727
this is the post i've been waiting for, thank you Anonymous. i can sleep now. goodnight.

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>>87245419
Both guys in the kitchen look like mafiosi ready to cut your throat the moment you say something bad about their pizza.

>>87245705
American Pizza is different than Italian Pizza, yea there is a ton of shitty pizza places but if you consider them the same thing then the US perfected pizza

>>87245661
this is talk from someone who has never had a decent pizza.

>>87245705
>I suspect if the same rule existed in america most (((pizza))) places wouldn't exist.
you'd be somewhat right. it was hard for me to find decent pizza until not to long ago.

like in high school half of the kids would always get pizza for lunch, but i could never eat it because it was the saltiest/greasiest fucking garbage i have ever seen in my life. they also drank chocolate milk every day.
the ameridumb meme gets too real sometimes.

>>87245793

This. I'd love to see Gordon try to talk shit about their pizza

>>87245793
saved

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>>87245195
>tfw made a sandwich right now
>cut it in half, ate one half
>on second half, start tasting mold

>>87245195

That looks nice and tasty

Gordon needs to understand that not every meal needs to be fancy and aesthetically pleasing, sometimes you wanna just chow down

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>>87245911
>not checking your bread and ingredients for mold with the utmost autistic eye for spots
just give up

>>87245959
there was a little bit of white on the bread but I took a risk mate

a little culture is good for you anyway

Who here eats calzones? It's ironic where I live, all the highly rated Italian owned pizza places make meh calzones, they are soft and usually put too much ricotta in it. There these two other place that are owned by Turkish pizza, they make meh pizza but nice and crispy calzones

>>87245860
>acts superior to others
>eats pizza
Okay fatty

>>87245911
Thanks anon, now I feel physically ill.

>>87245946

Not in in a restaurant where you overpay your food exactly to enjoy a decent service, and aesthetically okay food

>>87245963
>there was a little bit of white on the bread but I took a risk mate
don't you own a fucking knife? just cut that spot off you dipshit

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>>87245946
>looks
the cheese was falling off, the grease was pooling and the crust was doughy, thats a bad za my man

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>>87245968
superior? so you like garbage?

>>87245911
anon stop being a pussy. richfags spend so much more on fancy cheese with mould in it and you've just got it for free

>>87245195
>that's a thin crust pizza in America
why is it so immensely greasy, jesus

>>87245860
If you have the option of chocolate milk and drink regular milk instead you are a faggot

>>87245760
Kill yourself

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>>87247182
(You)

>>87247254
Nah I'm too tall to get fat

>>87245911
what does mold taste like?

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http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Recipes/kitchen-nightmares-participant-joe-cerniglia-commits-suicide/story?id=11744484

>"Your business is about to f***ing swim down the Hudson," Ramsay said. "Why did you become a chef-owner if you haven't a clue how to run a business?"
>In a cruel bit of irony, Cerniglia's body was found floating in the Hudson river.

>>87247287
>youngfags actually think this

>>87245222
Looks like shit m8

>>87247322
based ramsey making people realize they don't have the will power to exist anymore.

>>87245195
Only Amerifat think this was OK

>>87245222
I'd eat it but i have 0 self-respect

>>87247287
it can still happen
t. 6'6, 300lb

>>87245966
Calzoni are great anyway

>>87247352
I'm 28 and it hasn't happened yet and I eat like shit and drink every day

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>tfw eating one right now

>>87247637
well i am also and it is starting to happen to me. maybe since you're taller its different. you're not safe though.

>>87245506
I want to have sex with that pizza

>>87247704
>tfw 10 less days to live

>>87247714
i am also 28*

>>87247704
absolutamente asqueroso

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what the FUCK was his problem?

>>87247779
>you have to eat all the eggs

true itallianino '''za

>>87247801
I can eat 50 eggs

>>87247777
>top quality ingredients
>tastes delicious

>absolutely disgusting

cute bait, baby

>>87247704
are those fucking orange cheese slices thrown on there?

>>87247857
Anyone can.
Unless you mean in seconds.

If you don't prefer thin crusted pizza you are a fucking philistine

the dough was raw, eating a bunch of raw dough is disgusting. I'd rather eat mcdonalds than some overpriced raw dough.

>>87247876
no, I don't eat shit. nacho cheese. a delicious one

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Obligatory

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>>87247779
>i will never be a street vendor

>>87247883
If I eat doughy pizza it's a 50/50 that I'll have the shits the next morning. Thin crust or nothing.

>>87245506
D..do you live in London my lady?!

>>87245506
White boysBTFO

>>87245946
He has a video on YouTube eating McDonald and explaining exactly that.

>>87248087
gordon complains about pretentious food all the time, even using the exact word. it's like people dont actually watch or listen...

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italian cuisine is foodkino

>>87245330
someone should do proper subtitles for that and show how he liked that pizza

>>87247945
I've seen this webm before but Ja/ck/ adds some extra spice

>>87247779
tfw he only gets to leave once all the eggs have been served

>>87247857
You know eating lots of eggs is not healthy for your nuts.

>>87247779
How does he get out?

>>87245222
kys trips

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New Ja/ck/ how does he do it lads

>>87248510
why did he put cardboard over that grill?

>>87247779
what's the guy slurping at 10s? is it raw egg?

>>87245195
Is fookin" rawrrrr

>>87248510
you cannot convince me that he isn't doing this shit on purpose

>>87248524

copper grill mats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdE8yh0d1_0

>>87245385
Because papa johns pizza is exactly like that, but cheaper.

>>87245911
Pennecilin is good for your anon. Eat up!

>>87248510
is jack the DSP of cooking?

>>87245860
>he didn't drink chocolate milk at lunch
Haha fucking nerd. I bet your mommy packed your lunches: pb and j with the crusts cut off and a juice box.

>>87248621
To this day I can't tell if he's a master of comedy or genuinely retarded when it comes to cooking.

>>87248686
But DSP has his own cooking shit. Like cooking his original family sauce with ingridients from cans or trying to make some instant noodles.

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>>87248510
C'MON JACK...
OH, FUCK ME

>>87248621
The way he looks sometimes suggests that he is a downy of some sorts.

>>87245806
>"""""""""""American""""""""""" pizza