>southern
>rich father
>depression
>budding alcoholism
>bisexual tendencies
You didn't say we had to be proud of it, OP.
>>87238224
Honestly
>>87238704
You don't get to bring friends
>>87238792
You just let people walk all over you despite being articulate and quick enough to defend yourself?
>>87238224
I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FUH MY PEEPUL
SKIPPA!
>>87238704
I'm kind of like Littlefinger. Best trait is my smarts. People waste time laughing at me but I'm always in the shadows plotting.
>>87238224
You wear a fanny head wig? hmm just stop.
>>87238224
so, you're into anal play then?
>>87238224
>>87239906
So you're a hitman working for a cartel.
What does it feel like to cut a man's balls off and feed him his own fingers for a paycheck?
>>87238440
based fucking Paul
Quite literally.
>>87238224I'm a nigger IRL too
>narcissistic
>failed marriage
>chronic womanizer
>alcoholic
yep
Married to someone that has a personality thats a cross between Linda and Louise too. It's surreal.
>>87239555
Are you a redditor mate?
>>87240469
see ya tonight at kavanaugh's
spiros was /myguy/, basically same line of work but I didn't wholesale whores
>>87238836
not him but yes. In high school I even made girls laugh with my witty and cynical sense of humor but never got further than that.
>failed student
>lost in life
>invisible
>doesnt talk
>doesnt enjoy past hobbies anymore
>likes observing people, specially other misfits
>thinks he's above it all
>deep down a strong hatred is brewing
>>87240321
Don't come in me house talking scared business
>>87240694
DE ORIGINAL JAMAICAN DON DADA
>>87239989
I'm a professional. I'm there to kill, not torture.
>tfw no ai gf
i dont make mistakes
>>87240639
you sound like a fag lmao
The only difference is I'm literate.