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Riker, when the pants ripped

>>87230128
do you think Riker has written filthy fatfics about himself?

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>>87229676 (Cross-thread)
TOS nostalgia episodes produced some nice stuff too

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Does anyone else have ship details like this? Would be quite nice.

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Why didn't Riker save this Borg baby?

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>>87230265

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The crystalline entity did literally nothing wrong

Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't

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>>87230326

>>87230283
Remember when Riker had the power of Q and some little girl got crushed? Then Riker decided not to use his power to save her, and Picard congratulated him on that decision.

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>>87230326
I absolutely love Cardassian ships. I don't know why.

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>>87230369
me rikey

>>87230377
What the fuck is this?

>>87230475
VOYshit

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daily reminder to remove bajoran scum

>>87230409
Picard doesn't like kids, so I can see why

what about discovery?

>>87230092
Science and atheism are built on lies and bullshit assumptions

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>>87230724

>>87230377
>you know how we have to build our ships with extremely strong and durable hulls to withstand the vacuum of space and potentially meteorites and weapons if shields fail?
>well, what if we tried tripling the surface area of the ship?

I have a question

I make clocks, mainly of scifi things because they sell well. I want to do a DS9 one. It's going to be the station with a ship one the end of each hand, flying around . Out of the Defiant, a Cardassian Keldon class, a Bajoran Antares class or a Jem'Hadar battlecruiser which two should I do? Or something else maybe?

>>87230915
>sci-fi-themed analog clocks sell well
Huh
I mean, at least add a digital screen that shows the stardate, man

>>87230915
Share a pic of one if you can, sounds interesting

>>87230206
Probably. He strikes me as the kind of guy who jerks off to himself in front of a mirror

Did Riker ever sexually experiment with men at the academy?

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A reminder that you can't trust the spoonheads ever.

>>87230982
I thought stardates were nonsensical and just done by the episode production number or something?

>>87230358
It was Jewish.

>>87231027
Riker's reaction to getting shot at makes it seem like it's his fetish

Is there a superior live action Japanese version of Star Trek?

>>87231130
Yes, but it's just Sulu chopping down klingons with a katana while shirtless, with the occasional poop joke

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Don't mind me best Trek film coming through.

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>>87231249

>>87231130
>not watching DS9 JP dub on niconico

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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>>87231348

>>87231249
>that scene when Kirk runs into David Bowie at a gay bar and gives him a quick smooch
Seemed a bit out of character desu

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>that episode where keiko is taken over by space lucifer and miles has to do all that shit that almost destroys the universe to calm her tits

>>87230283
>resistance is futile. You will be adorable

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>>87230982
>sci-fi-themed analog clocks sell well

Sci-fi-themed analog clocks pay 60-70% of my rent, dude

>>87231020
This is I guess a prototype of one of the first ones I did, I ended up using different colours and this one's on ply, rather than the MDF I use for the real ones, since the grain in the ply washes out the detail.

>>87230915
Add a replica of Worf's cock and I'll take three

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>>87231348
t-talk to lieutenant worf

>>87231584
Thats really cool do you have a website?

>>87231505
>Keiko gets taken over a pah wraith
>she's about the same, maybe a bit nicer

>>87231631
>tfw gave up on TNG after season 4 or 5
>tfw saw this episode on Heroes and Icons
>tfw had no idea what was going on

very strange. just like when Troi became commander

>>87231584
that looks pretty nice, anon.
>>87230915
I'd go with the Defiant and the Cardie ship, those make the msot sense and are probably the most distinct looking.

>>87231348
I missed you. You're doing the lords work you know.

>>87231705
fuckin' lel

>>87231694
Not yet, I only sell locally. I'll be setting up on etsy at some point in the near future though.

>>87231584
>>87231746
Seconding this

>>87231584
Ha, that's really cool. I love the clock hands.

>>87231584
That looks like something my niggas would do

>>87230283
Why didn't Janeway save her own babies?

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>>87231024
Did Riker ever sexually experiment with himself?

ITT: niggas

>>87232708
ITT: forced memes

>>87230915
Hour hand: Martok's Bird of Prey
Minute hand: Defiant
Seconds hand: Runabout

>>87232780
I rike this, this is perfect.

>>87232780
Can't do second hands, they connect to the lug differently

I do like the idea of using a Bird of Prey though

>>87231064
Yes and no. In TOS they're just random numbers, but in the TNG era they start at midnight on January 1st, 2323, with each 1000 on the stardate being a year.

>>87231249
Yep. This and First Contact.

>>87231584
can you do a pickle rick clock?

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Who's the best character in the entire series and why is it McCoy?

>>87233357
I could, but then I'd have to kill myself

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>>87230369
CARPITIN, DA REGOJIANS AH HAIRING US ON SUBASPAYSH

>>87230915
Defiant and the battlecruiser. No one knows what the Antares class is I had to look it up on memory alpha and the Keldon, while cool, isn't as cool as the battlecruiser.

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What I like about this guy is he understands that Bajorans were pretty everyone's bitch. Feds, Cardies, and anyone vying for wormhole positioning.

What I don't like about this guy is how fucking stupid he is start negotiating with the Duras sisters. His proportion of standards is way off kilter.

>you will never be Riker's personal slave, letting him fuck you whenever he wants and plopping food into his insatiable mouth all day

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>>87234363
Hi, I'm Dax and this is my wig.

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>>87234885
You know what the difference is between Jadzia and the Wormhole?
There's still a few alien species that haven't been inside the Wormhole.

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>>87234918
>There's still a few alien species that haven't been inside the Wormhole.

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>>87230092

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>>87235479
>tfw Kai Winn put the hit on you

>>87230358
i just re-watched this episode it was great and yah it didnt do anything wrong

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Thready reminder that condoms are makruh.

>>87235784
I still agree with the woman to blow it the fuck up though.

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>>87234918

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>>87231021
>He strikes me as the kind of guy who jerks off to himself in front of a mirror
I do this.

>>87235836
if there was no way for it to feed otherwise than yeah i would have killed it too

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Serious question, and I'm shocked I even have to ask it in the "technology" era, but,

>Will we ever have space kino again?

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>>87231345
>streaming anime

lmao

>>87234363

Hey that was the uptight FBI boss from season 7 of 24. Guy ages pretty well.

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*pomf*

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>>87230092
>Odo's solid form was meant to imitate a Bajoran
>Founders turn him human

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>>87235923
This artist's stuff is so cute

>>87235829
Shit I haven't been around in ages, how was Vegas?

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riker was basically raped

>>87232689
>I'm top
>no I'm top
>I never liked you anyway

>>87236018
I never thought about this before. Man, the Founders are dicks.

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>>87234918
>>87235166
>>87235857
Ezri posting is best posting.

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>>87236224
She's perfect.

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>>87236250
ayy lmao

>>87236157
>At least I'm not fat
>Who are you calling fat, lieutenant?

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>>87236269
Sexiest slug host in the galaxy, bar anon.

>>87232689
Riker was vehemently against the idea of having his own clone, he even executed one personally. Where was this enthusiasm when he met Tommy Transport?

>>87235894
Dark Matter Is pretty good

>>87230092
Who was the star trek bitch with fat tits?

>>87236347
Councilor Troi

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>>87235894
I never thought about the possibility of Warp 10 Hyper-Evolved Janeway and Tom Paris..
Getting eaten alive by Chakotay's spirit animal.

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who was in the wrong here?

Is Shanter /ourguy/?

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>>87236713
definitive alpha quadrant map

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>>87236744

>>87230417
they look like stingrays or squids

>>87236743
Amazing. I thought I'd seen all her nudes.

Got anymore?

>nothing wrong about showing off your awesome tits

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>>87236815
Is Tam Elbrun /ourautist/?

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>>87236793
I hereby award the Christoper Pike Medal of Valor to anonymous post #87236793.

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>>87236793

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>2D maps representing 3D stellar bodies in a fictional setting

Really chums my cerebrum

>>87236919
If you move far enough away from a 3D object you can see and represent it as 2D.

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>>87236919

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>>87236859
he's an empath, so no

>>87236919
the galaxy is flat enough for this to work

>>87230265

That length is wrong. It's at least 100 meters.

DS9TM is full of shit.

>>87236958
I'm surprised at how good that particle effect looks since it was made in, what, '98-'99?

>>87236340
Lol its cancelled

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>>87236224
>tfw people post your screen caps

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>We will be intercepted in 4 hours and 20 minutes
What did he mean by this?

>>87237259
Dude Sneed

>>87237428
i don't get it

>>87235923
Why didn't they fall through the floor?

Kirk > Picard

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>>87237512
we'll get back to you on that

>>87237512
The gravity plating simultaneously attracts and repels.

> get to the 2 parter in the original series
>its litteraly just rewatching the first episode
Disapointing

>>87237760
kinda, its not exactly a clip show though

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how often do you think Kirk was harassed by "crewmembers" who are actually time travellers?

>>87233504
>McCoy went back in time and Nazi Germany got the atomic bomb first.

>>87233504
I'll never get over his stupid pinky ring

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>>87237259
He was making a surreptitious remark to Tuvok that that Vidiian swampy melon weed was on it's way via a mid-warp subspace transport.

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>>87237512
Remember the scene where Geordi partially gets stuck on the console in engineering?

Well the ship's floor plating and outer hull take more than just a walk through but a great plunge into them if you are to traverse the other side.

The question you should be asking is how in the fuck is oxygen rich atmosphere also phased? Huhn? Huh? Yeah, see gotcha'.

>>87237912
UHURA: (dat dair new crewmen is a big strong ole' boy)

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>>87238057
I always thought that shit was pretty cool and understated (unlike Spock's original ears that looked like vestigial wings)

>>87238057
Hahaha, it was the 60s mang. Even McCoy in his gruff old man demeanor was a fucking hippie bastard. Probly playing up the daddy issues angle and getting pussy nonstop.

>>87238296
I would not be surprised if he demanded Uhura checking him out. That Brooks cat got an ego on him and it's glorious.

>>87238411
He's fucking hilarious though. Third best IRL captain.

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>>87237259

>>87233680
CAPTAN, ME SUCKY SUCKY RONG TIME

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Daily reminder she is the reason obama became president

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>deforest kelley died of stomach cancer

What a brutal way to check out.

Heard that was why Hemmingway popped his cork.

>>87230216
oh mamma

>>87238791
I guess he's deadforest now

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>>87230216
This is the kind of wonderful stuff when I think about Gene's involvement.

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>>87236018
>turn Odo human
>still make Rene wear all that makeup
What did he mean by this?

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>>87236269
>You need a real auteur to capture beauty like this
Is there any better cast member turned director than Johnny?

>>87238742
Well, that and Hillary was incredibly unlikeable

What is the comfiest episode of TNG and why is it Cause & Effect?

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>>87239245
>The Drumhead
>The Offspring
>Cause and Effect
>Quality of Life
Frakes takes the cakes

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>>87237115
>It's real

I literally want to literally die.

>>87239388
Time Squared is better.

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And yet another general descends into waifuposting, tripfagging, and repeated memes. This is why trek threads were better when they pop up once in a while, generals ruin everything.

>>87239759
they renewed killjoys for 2 more season in the same accouncment

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>>87239897

>>87239909
I would have preferred two more seasons of tits Mcgee and Android waifu than two more seasons of that green goo bullshit

>>87239913
Do you think this timeline's Barclay would be friends with this Picard, or would even he look down on such a mediocre officer?

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>>87239897
>isn't having fun

>>87240010
yea, syfy is a shit, but at least killjoys seems to have a story in mind, dark matter is just pissfarting around with random shit

The Doctor was the one who decided how 7 looked as he was removing the Borg implants - he specifically said he balanced function with aesthetics in a pleasing manner

Was it his decision to put her in skin-tight jumpsuits with built in high heels?

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>>87240303
Yes, Anon, blame the fictional character! That's it, that's the ticket...

>>87240226
tough to say because we see red shirt picard in the body of blue shirt picard and didn't get a real feel for blue shirt picard
actual blue shirt picard would be all awkward and shit

How old is Worf's kid?

>>87240479
he was born 2366

>>87240479
Hope he died young of some awful disease.

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>>87240479
>8 year olds, dude
Alexander was born in 2366, TNG season 3.

>>87240479
8 years old when we see him in DS9.

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>>87240625
yeah, see this is what I was wondering about

I know Klingons arre a warrior race so they'd probably mature fast, but that's fucking crazy

>>87240641
Voy ended on 2378, so he was 12

>>87240479
Too old. He is the worst not one-off character in all of Star Trek.

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>>87240641
At least the writers were sensible enough to not gross out the audience by having him get molested.

>>87240710
The way they wrote her out was fucking retarded and completely out of nowhere.

>>87240689
Vash begs to differ, as does Negus Zek

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>>87240823
>someone doesn't like Zek

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This shit with Dukat and Kira's creepy pseudo-family is unsettling

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>>87240823
>hating Zek
HEHEHEHEHE

>>87240823
>not just one but two really shit opinions
I think you need to atone for such shit opinions somehow.
Maybe volunteer a gallon of blood?

>>87240879
>>87240897
>>87240952
>le annoying shouty man so funny lmao

sad

>>87240883
did dukat never notice that his daughter got replaced by a different person, it made his whole descent into madness seem a bit silly

>>87230409
TNG had a lot of instances of people sucking their own dicks and each other's dicks for letting people die when they had the power to save them. Some weird libtard shit.

>>87241014
Maybe he was just fucking seeing shit like that every day.

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>>87241014
Well no one noticed when she changed the first time.

>>87241014
What? Is Liyal played by 2 different actresses?

>>87241028
Gene was an officer during the war, he understood that sometimes a good leader has to let people die for the greater good.

It's also why everyone of consequence was an officer until he died, he decided nobody wanted to watch Sergent Nobody fucking around in space

>>87241035
He was so crazy and desperate for Kira's pussy that he didnt notice his daughter changing, and so powerful everyone else just played along?

>>87241164
Well conformity WAS their way of life and he was a pretty high up dude.

>>87230915
Make the clock Sisko makes when he gets possessed. Also, Defiant, Cardassian ship,

After Odo was made a solid he had a psychic "link" with Sisko, Garak and Dax where they lived through Odo's botched investigation. In it, Dukat made Dax his "girlfriend"

Do you think Odo psychically played out Dukat forcibly pumping Dax's trill behind?

>>87230915
Do you have permission from CBS to use images from their tv shows for commercial purposes?

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>>87240863
Does the computer come up with that stuff, or is there a Starfleet uniform department that's always making different iterations of foul weather gear?

>>87231705
Seriously!

>>87241273
I am occasionally amazed at the levels of creativity reached when coming up with some of these fantasies.

Have no answer to your question but I enjoyed how the episode immediately led you to thinking about Dukat fucking Dax.

>>87241273
Imaginary Dukat saw Dax as a Bajoran, so Odo was imagining more of Dukat's ridge fever. Nothing to do with being Trill.

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>>87241310
It's a standard design, they use a similar one during the Klingon war.

A Bolian admiral is the head of the Starfleet Uniform Department

>>87241076
Trek under his watch did a piss poor job of showing that and communicating it to the audience, I'd say, given how something like In The Pale Moonlight gets dragged over the coals for betraying Gene's vision.

In The Pale Moonlight absolutely makes a great case for a good leader letting people die for the greater good.

Then there's TNG with the bridge crew in the meeting room asking themselves whether they have the right to interfere in the plan of some "higher power" that "wants" a pre-warp civilization to die of some natural disaster the Enterprise could easily avert and would avert if only the planet's population had passed the magical threshold of being warp-capable, and they smugly suck each other's dicks for how deep they're being at that moment . . .

Only to smugly suck each other's dicks for defying a genuine higher power whenever Q shows up.

>>87234477
Then having him look you dead in the eye as he has your best friend give him oral pleasure.

>>87239208
This pissed me off as well

>Bashir and ezri breakup
>Bashir get discharged from starfleet
>Bashir gets wrecked and put in a coma

Bashir BTFO

>>87230092
Ensign Ro pretended to he a hooker too

Dirty Bajoran tricksters

>>87241609
Hahaha, yeah, pretended.

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>>87241609

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>>87240689

>it's impossible to go faster than Warp 10 without turning into an ignuana

>oh wait no it's not, here's some super secret borg tech that lets you

great job voyager

>>87241589
>garak owns and molests bashir's semi lifeless body

>>87238742
Why?

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>>87241775

>>87241310
heh... in one of the Star Trek novels, there's a very old officer who possesses a now-discontinued field coat, much prized because of one key feature- large, roomy pockets.

>>87241780
>his name is Chris
>his name is Jack
>she was gang-raped
>she wasn't gang-raped
Why are you posting an image which contradicts itself?

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>best show
>best uniform
>best girl

>>87241892
Deep Space Nine
Deep Space Nine
Ezri (Deep Space Nine)

>>87241892
That uniform is offensively shit

>>87241892
DS9
Mirror Ent
Hoshi (Any)

>>87241707
Can anybody, PLEASE, have the opinion that VOY is the best Star Trek show and defend their opinion?

It's so monotonous if we all just gang up on defenseless VOY all day

>There's no such thing as a bad mirrorverse Trek episode

STD is coming and there's a first for everything

>>87242101
Voyager was the best Star Trek for child molesters.

>>87242101
It's just so easy though.

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>>87241892
TNG
Movies II-VI
Crusher

I cry every time Odo and Kira kiss and the song plays.

>>87232658
because they were retarded gross gecko things
also they were Paris' babies as well, it'd be a crime against humanity to save them

Guys I've watched DS9 and I'm rewatching TNG currently, but I'm afraid of VOY and ENT because I hear mixed things. Are they really so terrible, or so great, depending on who you ask?

>>87242214
>because they were retarded gross gecko things
But they can use the EMH's magic techity-tech to turn them into humans.

>>87242251
Voyager is great. They find a way home in season 2 and you can stop watching there.

>>87242251
Voyager isn't terrible, it's just boring so people only remember the really bad episodes (of which there are a few)

ENT is fine, it's just slow in the first season same as TNG because the writers had no idea what they were doing

>>87241892
>worst show
>worst uniform
>worst girl
Fixed.

>>87242251
Voy is exactly that terrible except for a few rare moments. ENT is.... weird. Every season is a completely different themed show. It's quality but it's just like a disney knockoff of star trek in season 1, season 3 is like hardcore off the rails war stuff?

I don't even know what to think of ENT as a whole. Individual seasons are their own thing.

>>87242251
You should have watched VOY earlier in the cycle. It's more tolerable if you're just wanting uniform feels and adopt the characters as your own. Get little Janeway and Paris action figures....

you know.

How come with Voyager, the writers just... stopped giving a shit?

>>87242135
But its a prequel to ToS and they confirm Kirk was the first to go to the mirror universe.

>>87242251
Voyager has its moments, but overall it is garbage. Watch it ironically. Once a season there is an episode about the EMH, and those are six-out-of-seven fantastic. And the one that isn't fantastic is just on the weaker side of great.

Enterprise is the thing you're going to have to chew broken glass while watching. It meanders trying to find its footing, then it does and it just gets tedious. There are some strong characters here, too, but nothing standoutish like the doctor on Voyager.

>>87242318
Popular conjecture is that the writers on DS9 were fans and liked their job, whereas the Voyager writers thought they were better than some crappy scifi show and wrote like they felt

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>>87242318
The Voyager writers thought that they were better than Star Trek.

>>87242251
Voyager is so fucking bad.
Enterprise was almost like watching Galaxy Quest. Its not bad but it just doesn't seem like it belongs. Seems like a well done parody or something. But I did really like Enterprise.

>>87242378
Except the theme song.

>>87242318
The saw what DS9 was doing and while it was critically acclaimed, it took investment to get involved. I'd re-lived this paradigm recently, inviting my wife to watch it. The first two seasons are slogs, but once it picks up it stays up. We're just now in Season 4 (or 5...?) and she's way, way into it. Loves it, even. But every other episode before Way of the Warrior is a stumbling block.

The producers wanted the writers of Voyager to make every episode a reasonable place to pick up the series. This meant that the every episode ends exactly where the last one ended: On their way home. The reset button was a way to always have it be the first episode.

And the series ends by literally undoing its own logical ending. Out of nowhere.

>>87242378
I'm re-watching Ent now and its so odd, I'm on s1 and i'm skipping eps 1/2 way through as soon as I remember the conclusion, its just bad, even decent eps like the andorian incident are just idk weird

>>87242321
FIRST
FOR
EVERYTHING

you underestimate the power of the new yaasssssss slaaaayyyyy

>>87242423
>skipping The Andorian Incident
Sure, I understand, you don't want to see Enterprise shit on the Vulcans for the nth time. Who would?

>>87242423
I thought the first two episodes were really good. You skipped Tpol in the decon chamber man! What were you thinking?

>>87242336
The last two seasons of Voyager especially are the most tired, boring, and stagnant. The character arcs grind to a halt. They start pulling out shit for ratings (The Rock! Barclay! Troi! More Borg!).

>>87242417
The whole first season is just character intros and setup then BAM, motherfucking Duet. I was hooked.

>>87242423
It is super weird, right? Just from a production standpoint it's not set up like a Star Trek, it's set up like something else.

>>87242501
>buying in to the worst girl tpol fanservice
Porthos is worthwhile fanservice.

>>87242480
I didn't skip the andorian incident kinda wish I did tho
>>87242501
>skip t'pol in decon
of course not, at this point its the only reason I just don't skip straight to s4
of course not

>>87242531
TPol was smoking hot. the side boob when her and Trip start doing their mAssage sessions is pretty epic as well

>>87242531
ENT went overboard with the pre-Kirk aesthetic. There's a point where you expect them to have quick-dogging hatches for doors, and there are times where the ship seems more cramped than a modern day submarine.

>>87242531
its very strange, i'm not sure how to even explain it, it should have been just some random sci-fi not trek, I probably would like it more

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>>87242571

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>>87242507
>How Voyager handles celebrity guest stars:
Tsunkatse Champion

>How DS9 handles celebrity guest stars:
Vic Fontaine

>How TNG handles celebrity guest stars:
Unnamed Antedian (Dignitary #1)

>>87242589
ENT had wobbly plot arcs until season 4. ENT was actually at its best when it was just on its own. The character writing was 5 star. If you put the ENT crew on the Voyager ship with the purpose of getting home to the Federation, you would have had the best Trek show to date.

>>87242647
archer would go fucking mirroverse-archer without fresh waterpolo-games.

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>it's odd that a group of sun worshipers could be so advanced, they're usually so primitive.
>no, Mr. Spock, you've got it all wrong. they don't worship the sun in the sky, they worship the son of God.

>>87242647
the crews fine, even great, its the writing/plots that lets it down

>>87242663
>archer would go mirroverse-archer

I always thought Archer orbited the dark side. Until I saw actual Mirroverse-Archer. That's when I realized that everyone else had been small time.

>>87242647
They even did the [insert random alien crewmate with alien perspectives] right. Phlox was like the anti-Neelix.
>Literally an alien veterinarian
>and alien dentist
>most useful member of the crew

>>87242674
Yeah, there weren't many actual plots either. They were straddling that continuity vs. episodic format til later seasons. They clearly wanted long reaching plots they just couldn't get them.

>>87242270
but that would probably violate the prime directive or some bullshit

>>87242621
What a handsome race

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Pavel, when the plane fell.

>>87230216
That's from "Coming of Age", isn't it? The set looks like that training center or whatever it is.

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>>87242822
>you just now realized Jessel in All Good Things is Mrs. Carmichael from Time's Arrow
Picard's time travel was being monitored by the Q (which are a future evolved state of semi-omnipotent, semi-suicidal post-humans) and Picard lying and appealing to a poor woman's ego is what reactivated the Q trial.

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>>87242879

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>>87242947
Chekov, his car rolling

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>>87242879
>picard, his head shines

>>87242977
>killed by parking break
pottery, isn't it?

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>Voyager fans always shittalk Enterprise so that they aren't rated the worst TV Trek

>>87243131
if you mean me, no I think Voy is also utter shit, pretty sure most people do

>>87242977
That was truly one of the saddest ways to die. He just went out to collect some mail and his car rolls down the hill and pins him to his mailbox. Nobody around to help, nobody to hear his cries for help, utterly alone as he died. Awful.

>got literally nothing for Dax to do during the Dominion War
>don't need no faggot science officer during battle
>well lets make her an epic pilot too, that'll work
>oh and we'll remove Worf so her being given command of missions doesn't look especially retarded

fuck I hate Dax

>>87243172
Yep. I'd rather have had Kurzon on that fuckin show. Kooky old man? Awesome. Random can't-act D-list model? No.

>>87243172
Jadzia's best is literally Season 1.
Ezri came too late.

>>87243194
At least put her ass in a red uniform if she's a full time helm officer

>>87243172
But she was already established as an epic pilot

>>87243215
but then nobody would wear the science blue!

>>87243226
Bashir wore blue

>>87243224
She had memories of being a pilot like 100 years ago on ships that are now obsolete, that shit doesn't translate to her being a pilot. It's crap

Jadzia > Ezri

>>87243262
She was like one of the station's best pilots from season 1 onwards. Doesn't mean she wasn't a worthless casting choice.

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>>87243226
SCIENCE BLUE IS AN ABOMINATION

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a tru legend

>>87243232
who?

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>cloning is expressly forbidden by the federation
>"commander, can I grow a full version of whatever this dna is made out of? that doesn't mean it'll be a clone, i promise."
>"okay sorry it's a clone"

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>>87243147
Most people regard Voyager far higher than Enterprise. Aside from general prequel backlash, Voyager had more recognizable and iconic characters.
The fact is, Enterprise is just Voyager's production crew, season 8, just a new cast and setting, and it continues the mistakes Voyager made

>>87243323
الفاضل الصدّيق عبدالرحمن محمد أحمد عبدالكريم المهدي

>>87243355
>continues the mistakes Voyager made
bad troll sad troll

>>87243353
season 1 has plenty of merits

>>87243373
What are your three favorite season 1 ENT episodes?

>>87243398
>implying I can remember 3 ENT episodes

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>computer, load program barclay two
>computer increase all current female image's bust size by a factor of 2
>computer, make all male images shorter than me
>computer, disengage safety protocols

>>87243395
My comment wasn't a season 1 comment but nice try Ira

>>87243398
>>87243407
Uh, yeah. The Andorian Incident obviously, uhhh the one with ferenghi (coombs #2), ....? I legit dont remember much else.

>>87243398
The one with pic related ayys, the one with the Andorrians, and the one where Trip gets pregnant

>>87243429
your screencap and post was literally s1 ep 3. i remember

>>87243463
you didn't even address my post, you just soared right into something about the season having merits

>>87243487
season 1 has plenty of claims to respect and praise

>>87243540
Whatever, my post wasn't about the merits of season one it was about that big writing hiccup in the episode a Man Alone
>Federation doesn't allow clones
>Julian makes a clone
Get your head examined

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>>87241892
Best uniforms reporting

>>87243585
>Federation doesn't allow clones
I think you imagined this.

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>>87243398
>The Andorian Incident
>Dear Doctor
>Shuttlepod One

Runner ups
>Broken Bow
>Civilization
>Silent Enemy
>Sleeping Dogs
>Shadows of P'Jem
>Fusion
>Desert Crossing
>Two Days and Two Nights

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>>87243585
Bashir makes a clone and it adds a lot of character to Bashir at an early stage in DS9. It's quite clear Bashir knows what he has a good bit before its visually obvious he's getting a clone, and it makes Bashir seem cavalier in medicine and science.

season 1 has an abundant supply of claims to respect and praise

>>87243686
>DUDE just let this entire species die out LMAO
Nice try.

>>87243707
Bashir was himself genetically altered, those laws don't really seem applicable to him

>>87243729
so? fuck'em.

>>87243734
What laws?

>>87243734
>>87243747
The laws that literally put his dad in prison.

>>87242251
Just watch all of it man, the internet's full of shit, everyone's way too melodramatic.

They're not quite on TNG and DS9's level but they're still very good in their own way.
Just watch it all yourself and make up your own mind

>>87243747
don't fuck around with genetics and cloning

>Frontier medicine!
Augment style excuse to hide unethical medical science his twisted genetically-augmented intelligence desires

>>87243788
>>87243802
That's a law against eugenics, not cloning.

At no point in Star Trek's entire history is it ever stated that cloning is illegal in the Federation.

>>87243843
TNG actually

>>87243870
Give me the line of dialogue, please.

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>>87243729
Anyone who attempts this argument is making a fool of themselves, because it shows that they don't really understand the episode. To interfere with a planet's evolutionary process is completely against Starfleet/The Federation's ideals. The dilemma presented is multi-faceted because it's a case of both Genetic Modification and introducing advanced technology to an undeveloped civilization. Humans refuse to tamper with biological evolution because it is a corruption of natural selection that can lead to unforeseen consequences. Likewise, introducing advanced technology to an underdeveloped civilization can lead to destructive ends. It was an incredibly hard call for Archer, who naturally wants to save people, but ultimately he made the right decision to not try and play God by altering the course of natural selection and of a civilization's development.

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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
>>87243856

Sisko is a war criminal and if the federation wasn't corrupt as hell, he would have been tried and imprisoned.

>>87244192
How can he be a war criminal when there was no war?

>>87239208
Who is that guy in the middle with the blue beard? That's just distracting.

>>87244267
That's the edgelord who wrote ds9

>>87242610
You can really tell she has implants from this angle.

>>87244292
it breaks my heart
implants are gross

>>87244314
yeah but tpol was gross too

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>>87244314
I guess it's obvious when you look at pics of her, I never really thought about it at the time.

Her tits are drifting apart.

>>87244372
she's that 0% bodyfat tier fitness bitch and tits = 100% fat.

>>87235672
Wasn't Kai Winn portrayed by the same actress who played nurse Ratched in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"?

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>>87244519
>0% bodyfat
Yes and it's looking gross now she's older. She needs to pack on a few pounds.

>>87242251
>I'm afraid of VOY and ENT because I hear mixed things

If I were you I'd be more afraid of the fact that I was a weak minded individual who cares way too much about what other people say.

>>87244612
wtf

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>>87244612
that pic is old

>>87244641
Her face looks swole as fuck.

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>>87244292
not only from that angle... only bolt-ons stick out like that.
Cue the old "silicone-based lifeforms"-joke (youngsters might not remember that one, but it was all the rage when ENT first aired!)

>>87244612
>*hack* *COUGH*
>"d-don't I look.. beautiful?"

>>87244664
Botox and fake tits, classy.