>tfw no puritanical witch gf

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>>87220187
gib l-lewd

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What did they mean by this?

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>>87220341
Must you continue to dishonor the laws of the discussion boards and the chans with your prideful amphibian?

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>>87220436

>>87220394
Finally, she became The VVitch(TM)

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>>87220436
What went we out into this universe to find? Leaving our planet, species, our solar system? We have travailed a vast cosmos. For what? For what?

Quakers, not even once

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>tfw no puritanical blind gf

>>87220394
Its a metaphor for the sexual and social liberation of women, by them rejecting the norm. If you remember in the beginning of the movie she steals the baby and literally grinds it into a paste. This is from a ancient book on vvitches, which states that baby's blood allows them to fly.

One could cynically argue that its a metaphor for abortions allowing women to fuck whomever they want.

>yfw live deliciously wit yur witchfu and black phillip in the woods

>>87220394
she took the witch's brew and was tripping balls with the other witches. killing her entire family was part of her rite of passage

>>87221463
>you will never be the random guy who happens upon a naked girl and her slaughtered family in the woods, whereupon she starts begging you to fulfil her fantasies

>>87221463
>Why were the twins killed if they understood black Phillip?

Is the name Black Phillip racist?

It's just cause he's black, isn't it?

>>87221959
He stabbed the white guy.

>>87220394
>Satan gets you high but makes you into a horrifying mockery of humanity.

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Reminder that ayylmao vampire kino is inbound

http://www.indiewire.com/2017/08/nosferatu-remake-robert-eggers-anya-taylor-joy-the-witch-1201866720/

>>87221194

that's a creepy image

>>87222383

god i just wanna tear that dress of her and suck on her alien udders

>>87220187
Is the moral of the story that Witch hunts were 100% valid and the hedonistic cunts deserved it?

>>87221403
>I LITERALLY PROJECT MY OWN POLITICAL VIEWS INTO EVERYTHING
Your logic is totally stupid by the way. Graduate highschool before you try and analyse movies.

>>87222565
I hope there's a cameo of the goat since he has already appeared in one other horror movie

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>>87220187
argentina es ayyylmao

https://youtu.be/8z2f1x7IGMw

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Black Phillip biopic when?

>>87221403
Go back to /pol/ pls

>>87222801
He was always /our goat/

>>87222689
>>87222810
Unless you're a literal fucking pagan, that's what those symbols have been used as for thousands of years.

Unfortunately liberals aren't too bright, so they wave those symbols around at non-Catholics, not knowing that Protestantism was polite society's rejection of moral and divine hierarchy.

Even the Japanese know this shit, but unlike you they're not taking the side of either the church, nor the degenerates role-playing as witches.

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>>87223112
Forgot pic:

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>>87220187
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
A crown grows out his head,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of all.

Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sky and land,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sea and sand.
We are ye servants,
We are ye men.
Black Phillip eats the lions
From the lions' den.

>>87223238
So were the children the cause of the witching? Did they make a deal with the devil?

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>>87222810

>>87222689
>>87222810
thought it was a pretty interesting observation. Why are you guys such little fucks about anything even vaguely conservative?

>>87221194
kek

>>87223353
>says something moderately political but mostly delusional
>"please be a faggot somewhere else"
>DAE CONSERVATIVES ARE OPPRESSED?

>>87223955
Yeah its not like Witchcraft hasn't been associated with female sexual liberation since the 60s.

>>87223112
this is probably true, I noticed the same thing in raw but then it was obvious

>>87221194
delete this right now

>>87221403
You could also argue the atheist viewpoint since the movie also leaves that open: Side note: The family's diseased corn could have been the source of their paranoia and delirium — the ergot fungus, if ingested, could cause spasms and other medical woes that Pilgrims might mistake for witchcraft. Some theorize it may have contributed to that century's frenzy in Salem.

tl;dr - The entire family is tripping balls from the diseased corn we see them eating

>>87224624
what's the appeal of these theories?

>>87223955
>Does anyone else conservatives

???

this doesn't make any sense, rethink your gay twittercoon lingo buddy

>>87222748
britbongs and ameriburgers BTFO

>>87222743
Which one?

>>87224624
dude is this movie really that deep or are you guys getting too into it

unironically asking

>>87224914
It's deeper than it looks like.
Worth watching.

>>87222613
No you retard it's meant to be a folk tale. A story Puritans would tell their children to frighten them.

>>87222565
well who will play NOSEferatu?

>>87224914
This guy (>>87224968) has it right. It's a modern stylistic take on a puritanical ghost story about people who sinned.

Doesn't mean it can't convey deeper themes through sheer force of style. Pure horrorkino