Can Dan the Man please give her a job again or something? I miss her

>>87204428

too old

What kind of job would you like to see her perform?

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Miranda will never work with you again, Dan. Just deal with it and move on, fatass.

>This former A+ list tween actress turned B/B- list adult actress does kind of have a franchise. She is the go to person for party favors during the promo run for her latest movie. Miranda Cosgrove ("Despicable Me 3")

She is working...

>>87204803
FUNNY POWDER

>>87204662
she still has feet tho

>>87204803
pls be true

>>87204428
She and Jennette aren't doing anything. I'd be up for a new show about them starting out at their first job after college.

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>>87206990
Yup. Icarly lesbian porn parody when.

>>87207024
Freddie gets blown up in the middle east. They need to comfort each other...Gibby films it.

>>87206990
>>87207024
who do you think is a better fuck

Dan the Man?

Who? Does he have any other names?

>>87207081
the big cum can

>>87207024
she looks creepy here

>>87207059
Jennette is stretched out for sure. Miranda's ass is probably still pristine.

>>87207081
Dan "needs to be tighter" Schneider

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>>87204428
Are you ready, Dan? I know I'm too old for you, but I'm still hot and willing to do anything. Please, call me, I'm desperate to get a good gig again.

>>87207059
Miranda. Despite her goody goody reputation, I bet she knows how to ride a mean dick. Just look her DLSs...

Memes aside, why she can't get any role? Is Cosgrove blackballed at Hollywood?

>>87207675
literally

>>87207024
With Freddie filming everything just like good ol' times

>>87207735
>Spencer and Gibby watch

>>87207691
How do you know? Any source?

>>87207024
>Carly is fucked by all her dates at same time
That would be a massive gangbang lol. Carly was kissing a different boy at like every episode. Such a whore.

Post feet webm, lads.

I go to the same university as her, but have never met her in person. Rumor goes that she's a total whore, though.

>>87207934
oh really?

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they know

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>>87207837

>>87207824
>carly
>e-celeb
>slut
it checks out

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>>87207961
>>87207967
lewd

>>87207934
Knowing what Dan Schneider did to her it wouldn’t surprise me.

>>87204428
iCarly was so comfy. It reminded me of my teen years. I used to hang out with mostly girls and make weird videos.

POST THE "ITS GOOD PUSSY"

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>>87208390
sure

>>87204803
>party favors
What's that?

>>87207967
And how is this appropriate to show on tv?

>>87208760
drugs

>>87208909
Is Icarly a drug dealer now? WTF!!

>>87204428
She got Blacked and Dan ain't no cuck. He may be a pedo, but at least he's not a cuck.

>>87209034
Proof. Now.

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>>87209073
You just know

>>87209034
>>87209073
Jennette got blacked. Miranda is pure, Dan had an exclusive access to her pussy

>>87209188
>friendly reminder Miranda cucked Dan with the entire football team
After all her years of slavery, she had the last laugh kek.

bump for interest

>>87204428
What if she ran out of money, ran out of options and started doing nude housecleaning to make ends meet. You hire her to clean your house while you watch. It's understood that you will masturbate throughout, but after twenty minutes she stops trying to reach the crumbs you placed under your entertainment center and looks up from her position on the floor and says, "Two hundred dollars for an hour."

Thoughts?

>>87210585
Calm down, Dan.

>>87210898
I CAN'T!

>>87210585
>it's the script for the pilot of Dan's newest sitcom

>>87210989
When was the last time that you fucked Miranda, Danny boy?

>>87211053
at Drake Bell's birthday party

>>87211114
so lucky bastard... details for science

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>>87210585
I chuckled. That's brilliant. Are you a writer, bro?

>>87211114
How much did you pay?

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>>87211114
>pay
I am Dan 'Don't call me that" Schneider
She's my private fuck toy

>>87211628
meant for >>87211450

>>87211450
bout tree

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>>87211628
living the dream

>>87211602
She was so clearly creeped out and unamused

>>87212015
How did the actor playing Spencer prevent himself from getting a boner all the time?

>>87211683
Only Tree bigs? She is so cheap nowadays.

>>87210585
That's a great premise for an adult movie; ruined ex teen star fucks rich old pervs at their house.

>>87211241
She looks great here.

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beep beep

superior nick waifu coming through!

>>87204428
If the Suzie Crabgrass can get a big role on a major tv show I don't see why Miranda can't... unless... the ugly truth.... is that... her face looks like a Michael Jackson rubber mask half the time. So does Krysten Ritter's.

>>87213522
Shouldn't you be looking for work, Victoria?

>>87213614
she's got a new gig, actually

go be fat somewhere else

>>87213660
wait, seriously? where?

>>87213768
this edit is honestly amazing

https://youtu.be/A7pGwBSmzrc

>>87214016
modern masterpiece

>>87213522
>fappening whore
>superior nick waifu
choose one

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Dead career, dead inside... Her fate is to be high-profile escort or trophy wife of very old rich Hollywood producers.

>>87214232
Is this Dan's curse?

>>87207151
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>87214232
If she was halfway decent with her icarly money she is set for life. She doesn't seem like the type to blow through it all.

>>87215186
dunno, but word is she loves drugs a little too much

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>>87209188

>>87204428
Needs to stop waxing her arms and grow it all back out, if she can.

Bump for Dan