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FULLY FUNCTIONAL

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MULTIPLE TECHNIQUES

When The Orville ultimately blows out STD, how is the Star Trek community going to handle it?

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S3 Archer gives zero fucks
He just robbed our boy Casey

Those quads though. This is going to be a good thread. I can feel it in my feeling bone.

>>87193457
I would imagine by making lots of excuses.

>>87193457
If the opposite happens, how will /trek/ handle it?

You people have been promising me for 2 years that STD would be shit.

>>87193457
They're both going to be mediocre and forgettable

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Trekfags, I never watched the series, but I remember watching one episode on television like 13 or so years ago.
The ship was stuck in some sort of groundhog day, the day kept repeating and they kept getting destroyed by an enemy ship.
In the end they finally managed to send a message trough time or something and escape their destruction.

I fucking loved that episode, can anyone direct me to it? I'd love to watch it again. Ever since I catched that I have a thing for time travel stuff in films/series.

>>87193513
Name one (1) thing you've heard about STD that has you excited for it. FFS, the show's abbreviation is STD.

>>87193333
He was TOO human, unlike his brother

I'm watching TOS for the first time. Every episode I've seen so far could have easily been a half hour. Especially this Harry Mudd episode with the girls that won't fucking end!

>>87193457
Fine. Many trekkers are saying Orville looks more like trek.

>>87193571
Nicholas Meyer

>>87193571
Someone said Frakes was directing an episode

>>87193602
Absolutely. It was a different time of television. >Density< is a modern concept.

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>>87193665
http://ew.com/tv/2017/06/27/star-trek-discovery-jonathan-frakes/

>>87193665
Yep.

https://trekmovie.com/2017/06/27/jonathan-frakes-to-direct-episode-of-star-trek-discovery/

>>87193665
he is directing some episodes for both the orville and std apparently

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>when you realize Star Trek V has the second best waifu selection of any film

>>87193457
we'll ignore it just like we do voyager or enterprise

>>87193559
Probably Cause and Effect

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Cause_and_Effect_(episode)

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>>87193571
Joe "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" Menosky in the writers' room.

(You), your eyes uncovered!

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>>87193713
Ladies, get you a man who looks at you the way Will Riker looks at Dairy Queen

I'm rewatching DS9 right now. Season 1. Despite being Season 1 and I know it gets better, it's still really good.
ENT, DS9, TNG are just good television.

>>87193859
this is the worst meme to come out of any general since that sneed bullshit in the Simpsons generals

>>87193823
That would probably be my second suggestion, I think he's recalling Paste Tense, from DS9.

>>87193333
You know how Discovery will be shit?
No Jeffrey Combs.

>>87193823
Thank you. :)

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This character existed to be sexually assaulted.

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>>87193923
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
also kira a private message for you
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502091792108.webm

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>>87193973
Oh shit that's actually a good point. I can't imagine a world without him.

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>>87193923
I'm writing fanfic on my break just to spite you now.

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>>87194016

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs"

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>>87194016
>ages 30 years in a decade
Life was hard on poor GLW.

>>87193559
You posted this exact thing a few days ago, either here or on the /tg/ thread.

>>87194350
Read it again.

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>>87194350
>never heard of /tg/ before
>go there

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>Watch it Picard

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>>87194627
>I want to fug Ardra

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>I am Tosk

I am still slowly crawling my way through my revisitation of DS9. Why were these aliens able to just bypass the stations shields? During the shootout on the promenade they were absorbing phaser fire with Their arms. That seems like some novel technology for some novelty gamma quadrant bitplayer I'm sure we'll never see again.

>>87194946
>It's just a hunt bro!

>>87193333
I missed the prozac discussion, just wanted to re-enforce the never go cold turkey comment, its fucking horrible

>>87194946
They're more advanced than the Dominion but pay lip service to them because a war would be more inconvenient.

>>87195046
Wasn't there a race like that in Babylon 5 that the shadows left alone, or am I mis remembering something else? After

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>>87194627
>>87194658

I'm watching TNG's "Final Mission" as we speak. God damn do I hate episodes where teams crash or are unexpectedly delayed on an away mission. These episodes highlight the incompetence of Starfleet away mission and shuttle emergency planning. They don't carry even near the kind of sustainment supplies a modern military or government mission would carry, say nothing of not carrying things like transporter intensifiers as standard.

>>87195035
Why even start it in the first place unless you are tard?
If everyone tells you it either doesn't work, it stops working, or they go to stop it and start having terrible withdrawals, then why in the hell even start the stuff?
Really tumbles my noggin'

>>87193602
The old men here defend TOS to no end but they forget how incredibly long and laborious it is to finish some episodes. Hell TV was still relatively new in the first season of Trek and commercials were much shorter than they are now.
Everyone was excited just to watch TV, much less some campy sci-fi.
Season 2 is pretty good but 3 is too wacky and 1 is a task.

>>87195177
I didn't know I was suicidal and the doctor proscribed it, I'd never do it again, one of the worst experiences of my life, it feels this constant minor electric shock when your trying to get off them, yes it was stupid but I chose to blame my doctor

>>87193602
>>87195231
If you find TOS too long for you then nothing is stopping you from watching TAS.

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>And you are not the father!

>>87195323
>I didn't know I was suicidal
???

>>87195348
oh for fucks sake, you pedantic shit,
>I didn't know (about the withdrawal effect), I was suicidal

>>87193366
and anatomically correct

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Hottest Vulcan ever shown on screen?

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>>87195401
sorry sweetie

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>>87195177
My third suicide attempt left me hospitalized and they wouldn't release me without it aaayyy lmao.

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>>87195444

>>87195385
I really did think you somehow didn't know you were suicidal.

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>>87195401
>>87195424
You have to be over 18 to post on this board

>>87195424
T'Pol's all white uniform was GOAT.

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>>87195338
See, this is the typical old fart response to legitimate criticism towards TOS: ad hominem or something other than giving some form of refutation that addresses the poster's points.

TOS has aged terribly, the episodes have a tedious pacing, long drawn out scenes at times that are there if only for some mild atmosphere but really to fill time, and then it slowly catches it's footing towards the end of the first season.

It hits it's stride in season 2 then by the beginning of the third season it crumbles into a campy lampoon that is mostly one bad episode after the next.

I'm not saying it's bad it's just a chore to watch some episodes which I can't say the same for TNG or DS9.

>>87195478
lol
>>87195444
lol

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>>87195424
>>87195401
Nope.

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>>87195485
is this nigga serious?

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>>87195424
I actually enjoyed ENT, yet I still find your choice of Vulcan... disturbing.
Pic related, literally the only worthy ENTbabe

>>87195444
If Bashir wouldn't allow Kurn to kill himself, why do you think he'd give you permission to do it?

#LiveForJulian

>>87195498
Fuck off with your butthurt, I'm just saying that it'll be easier for you to watch TAS because TAS has fewer minutes in every episode.

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>>87195516
Watch it, Katty!

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>>87195444
Let's hope your next attempt goes smoothly!

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>>87195529
>that time he accidentialy walked in on Miles trying to bite it

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>>87195578
>butthurt
I'm hardly upset, I thought you were implying that I watch a children's show, which I have no intention of doing.

The TOS that's good is some of my favorite Trek, I just can't be arsed to sit through some of the bad stuff (which there is far more of than most are willing to admit)

>>87195177
I was a teenager and was told that meds would solve all my problems

>>87195639
>I'm hardly upset, I thought you were implying that I watch a children's show, which I have no intention of doing.
TAS is for everyone, including adults.

Star Trek in general is for children though. Most people in this thread watched Trek in their childhood, I'd wager 50 quatloos on this.

>>87195670
The minimum dose of Zoloft actually did solve all my problems.

>>87195685
I hated Trek as a kid, started watching it when I was 22.

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Can I get them episode guides for next generation and ds9?

>>87195782
https://imgur.com/a/XwHGU

>>87195782
TNG: S3-S7
DS9: S1-S7

You're welcome.

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>>87195834
>real fans watch it all

>>87195498
>reddit spacing

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>>87195864
fite me

>>87195840
>skipping TNG S1 and 2
When will this meme end

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Would you a Maquis?

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>>87195960

>>87195834
Thanks dog, me and some buds are watching pur favs tonight

>>87195685
When I watched TNG as a kid, I was only interested in the space battles and the rest I couldn't care for. It wasn't until I got out of college and had a lot of downtime that I started watching it again and realized how good of a show it was and why I didn't like it.

Most Trek is boring to a child, even a teenager. It's an 18-42 - ish demographic I'd wager.

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>>87195993
no problem. we are all friends here

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>>87195960
There's only one Maquis I'd want to bang

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Save me from the rape gangs, daddy data

>>87195949
For a nu-trek audience I'd say skipping S1/S2 is pretty much essential for them to acclimatize to TNG properly.

Once they've adapted to it though S1/S2 is essential, and after that maybe they can even go onto TOS.

TNG.S3+->S1/S2->TOS isn't a bad route into classic trek IMO.

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>>87196034
Voyager fags need to be careful around 9ers, bad things happen.

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>>87195424
>>87195504
T'pol is my favorite, with Selar as a close second.
T'pol looks best in the later seasons when she adopts Selar's hairstyle

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eating Scrambled eggts and quail liver while watching Scorpion pt. I

Will I like it?

>>87196140
>actually favoring a 2-episode-at-most character
May as well move onto the background actors at that point desu, at least you'll see more scenes with them

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Top 10 Best Star Trek Characters ever, ranked (that are main members of the cast, ie. no Q)
>Trip
>Spock
>Picard
>Data
>Kira
>The Doctor
>Worf
>Quark
>Riker
>Wesley

Everybody has their own opinions. It's all about having the MOST informed opinion that makes oneself correct.

>>87196177
No, you won't.
>hey, let's give the borg a superweapon and not try to negotiate at all with the dudes the borg are fighting

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>>87196233
>posts reed as pic
>doesn't mention him in the post
>but does mention wesley
Is this some kind of joke?

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>>87196233
>No Garak

This list is shit.

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>>87196226
I had scrambled eggs and cheese

>>87196233
>Wesley
>Kira

8/10 isn't bad.

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>>87193923
Fresh OC for you.

>>87196210
wat is max headroom doing there

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>>87196229
I meant in terms of looks.

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Fav episodes from next gen? Call me cheesy, but I love genesis.

>>87196233
>No Garak
WTF? People would try to kill themselves over this shit you know

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>>87196281
that's what i was thinking

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>>87196275
Better waifu same ep.

>>87196301
I lumped Garak into the restriction as Q. Deserving, but doesn't fit.

>>87196301
or dukat... but technically neither are part of the main cast.

I'd take Phlox of Trip, but Trip is a great character.

>>87196281
Probably meant Malcolm over Wesley. That's the only logical conclusion.

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>>87196346
Stealing shit

>>87196381
He got opening billing in nearly every episode, he counts.

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>>87193366
give me all your pepe star trek please

>>87196458
>pepe
Whoa, it's almost like I'm actually back in 2011

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>>87196350
The two-parter with Mark Twain. It's good fun. I also like the Sherlock Holmes episodes.

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>>87196458

the best one

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>>87196303
Excellent choice, commander.

Who needs all that fancy sauce when you've got the staples

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>>87196458
I'm all out, but I just got this game from Rise, we all love it.

>>87196413
>Rasmussen

Sneaky Danish fuck, I should've known.

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>tfw you fire a phaser a few feet away from the Warp Core.

>>87193559
>catched

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>>87196480
>Troi looks her absolute hottest in part II, sexy, fit and tan after summer break

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>>87196580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkOFF5o9YWU

>>87195401
kim catrall with the mind meld in VI was alright

>>87196706
>Worf has to stand in every job
Does he enjoy this?

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>>87196458

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>>87196328
>Kira
preach, brother

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>>87196753
Standing is honorable.

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>>87196660
Oh yeah, that tan did her wonders. I was so confused by how sexy she suddenly got. Also best Hitler was in that episode, too.

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>>87196757
Tuvix wanted it to be one way.

But it's the Janeway.

>>87196753
seats are for humans

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>>87196140
They make such a cute couple. She would teach him logic and he would teacher her honor. They would live long and Kaplah together a lot.

>>87196706
This episodes introduction gave me chills

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>>87193333
Those quads tho

>>87196904
is this yuri

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>>87196646
>tfw you turn on a completely unknown device from the gamma quadrant 10 feet from the warp core

>>87196796
based janewayposter

>>87196861
It's qapla' you petaQ.

>>87196925
>Julian and Data
Is this the meeting of the two greatest minds in Starfleet?

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>>87196952
He needs to be careful. If he can't get his holo ponn farr going he'll die.

>>87196968
but Wesley wasn't there

>>87196968
Zimmerman, Broccoli, Spock, and Wesley aren't there.

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>>87196968
No this is, and nobody can disagree.

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>>87196923
You mean the betazoid?

>>87197032
It's... green.

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>>87197041
Going to ignore this

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>>87197069
You can't ignore the chair.

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Best Trek Couples Power Ranking: Retarded Suicidal Tripfag Edition

1. GarakxBashir
2. Jadzia×Worf
3. Troi×Worf
4. Barclay×Holosuite Program Barclay Six Four Alpha AKA the one with same size vore
5. T'Pol×Trip
7. RikerxThat tub of butter he keeps under his bed for when he feels insecure after he rips another uniform
8.DataxTasha
9.Doctorx7of9
10. QuarkxOdo

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>>87197032
Wait I changed my answer.

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How does he do it, /tv/?

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>>87193333
>Live long and prosper indeed!
Star Trek friends are always so peaceful and horny, it's so refreshing.

>>87197175
uhh duh he fires all photons maximum spread

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>>87196968

>>87197175
Hottest women from each cast. This works best if you imagine Hoshi blowing him and Sulurimming him.

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>>87195485
>those hairy goblin arms

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>>87196335
Riker fatfic is the reason I get up in the morning

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>>87197409
>doesn't want a sexually aggressive high test scientologist Vulcan/Romulan hybrid

>>87196968
Greatest minds in Star Fleet, ranked by technical achievements
>Tuvok, who improvises more technobullshit than anyone as a god damn Chief of Security on a ship run by a bipolar woman lost in the delta quadrant
>Wesley
>Geordi
>Bashir

nobody else really compares

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what is the most stacked crew?

>>87196786
he's so effay.

>>87195498
I grew up watching tos after tng and I found tos thoroughly enjoyable. There's only one real bad episode and it's the one where Kirk mind swaps with a woman. Way ahead of other sci-fi from the 60's, probably up there with the Twilight Zone.

>>87197511
>Harry Kim
>(Human)

>>87197562
You're right. It should be:
>Harry Kim
>(Ensign)

>>87193333
first time browsing /trek/ and have only ever seen the reboot movies
can someone explain the uniform colors?

>>87197511

Why were non humans such shit captains?

>>87197608
Red is command, yellow is security, engineering, and operations, blue is science and medicine.

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>>87197477
>Invents Transwarp Beaming
>Invents Re-crystallizing Dilithium
>Installs Romulan Cloaking Device into Starfleet ship in LESS than 15 minutes
>Completely automates the major functions of a ship and was even able to disable a purpose-built warship in this mode of operation
Nobody compares to the Miracle Worker

>>87197643
red is command only since TNG

>>87197639
Because Starfleet is racist.

>>87197643
>>87197659
For any series or movie with Kirk switch red and yellow.

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>>87197659
Content most post-TNG is

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>>87197608
22nd and 23rd centuries:
>blue: science and medicine
>red: engineering and security and miscellaneous
>yellow: command and training-for-command

23rd century movies (the good ones, not your reboot shit)
>red: everyone

24th century:
>blue: science and medicine
>yellow: engineering and security and miscellaneous
>red: command and training-for-command

>>87194395
Stay here, please. We don't want you

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>>87197511
I just can't get enough of Dr. Crusher and the Betazoid, they're hawt

>>87197639
Aliens are lazy, they lack the human desire for the unknown

>>87197175
>tall
>dark
>handsome
>sexy voice
How could he possibly not do it?

>>87197511
Original Kirk, Spock, Scotty, EMH, Worf, Data, Seven

>>87197709
command was green apparently but looked gold/yellow

>>87197709
>23rd century movies (the good ones, not your reboot shit)
>>red: everyone
The trim was colored by department.

>>87197709
>red: everyone
Not exactly, look at their collars.

>>87197511
If you were out to make an all-star A team

Best/Worst CO:
>Picard
>Reboot Kirk
Best/worst FO:
>Kira
>Chakotay
Best/worst CE:
>Reboot Scotty
>TOS Scotty
Best/worst CMO:
>Phlox
>Crusher
Best/worst CoS
>Odo
>Reboot Chekov
Best/worst Helm:
>Data
>Harry
best/worst OBO:
>Troi
>Hoshi

sorry Hoshi but you're up against some seriously stacked credentials.

>>87197796
Apparently a lot of flesh-colored aliens were supposed to be green or blue but changed by a color correction department that wasn't in the loop.

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Opinions on the new Anbo-jyutsu armor from STD?

>>87197848
>mixing up Scotties
The fuck?
>thinking Data and Harry were at the helm
THE FUCK?

>>87197848
>worst CE
>TOS Scotty

>best OBO
>Troi

What the fuck

Also everyone in Starfleet would be monumentally fucked if Hoshi hadn't drastically improved the UT.

>>87197098
Will this be the final edition?

>>87195142

Well, there was more advanced species than the Shadows and Vorlons in B5, and the latter 2 didn't bother with them.

Walkers of Sigma 957, for example.

>>87197901
where does std and the orville go?

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>>87197175
Which of the Trek gals did Worf obviously fuck?
Like no memes, I would say..
>Jadzia (she's all over him in this .webm)
>>/wsg/1807097#1856219
>possibly Jeri as she was not married for a number of years after she stopped dating Braga and has been seen hanging all over him at some conventions back in the 2000s.
Those are the only two but I wouldn't be surprised if he banged a few others.

>>87197901
>cowboy bebop
>futurama in high-mid tier
>outlaw star
>nadescio
>voyager above enterprise
>angel links
am I being trolled

>>87197643
>>87197709
thanks for the replies fellas

>>87197945
>>>/wsg/1807097#1856219

>>87197906
She was the first to do it because she was the first one to have to try.
It's something Uhura could have done in 5 minutes without trying.

>>87197916
From the way s/he's been posting lately I'd give a hopeful yes

>>87197982
Hoshi was a literal linguistic genius, it was the only reason she was on that ship.

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>>87198014

>>87197098
>Troi+Worf
being above
>T'Pol+Trip

Nope.

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>>87197098
>7. RikerxThat tub of butter he keeps under his bed for when he feels insecure after he rips another uniform

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>>87198043

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>>87198038

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LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uORfwJ0-SGM

>>87196968
turning bashir isn't some mega genius was a bit of a meme

>>87193923
>this is the worst meme to come out of any general
It's STD astroturfers terraforming trekthreads to make extreme faggotry the norm

>>87197884

>WELCOME TO RED LOBSTER MOTHER FUCKER

>>87198097
With some prior knoweldge of the game, I wonder how long I'd survive in the Terran Empire

>>87198095
Fuckin kek

>>87198097
so we are the actual mirror universe

>>87198038
>them big arm thingamjigs
for what purpose

>>87197098
Solid list, though it's missing PicardxQ

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>>87198038

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>>87198169
>why are you two dressed like that
>"cause we're turnt the fuck up, bitch"

>>87198198
they were taking over the ship, that's Data's big arm gun for the occasion

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>>87198169
Riker's? Probably to deflect stuff like Wonder Woman.

Data's? He borged himself.

>>87198169

Nah, the in-between verse, where we know what needs to happen, but our hippy sides stop us from doing it.

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>>87198272
das rite

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>>87196356
Crusher? I agree.

>>87198272
>Worst of both worlds

>>87193333
bleep bloop

>>87197098
What's had you so depressed lately BF? Before STLV you seemed pretty lively on here

>>87196904
I always thought Troi looked like a fat baby in this scene.

>>87198308
She's practically begging for it. Why is Picard so gay? By the time he finally gets the courage to go for it, Crusher was tired of his bullshit and friendzoned him hard.

>go to risa
>read
what the fuck picard

>>87197940
STD: Satanic tier
Orville: To be determined

>>87198374
based on reviews it supposedly takes itself too seriously which is actually great imo

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Would you an Admiral?

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>>87198415
Yeah

>>87198395
sometimes Family Guy tries to take itself seriously and it's God awful, but I'll keep an open mind

>>87198395
Based on reviews, it takes itself seriously but then throws in peepeepoopoo jokes to completely kill the mood.

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>>87198415
Not with a Cardassian dick.

>>87198014
Hoshi was on Enterprise to translate. Uhura was on the real Enterprise to manage communications in a massive interplanetary organization with thousands of ships making sure James T fucking Kirk knew what the fuck was going on 50 sectors away so he could fly his galaxy saving ass over there if shit hit the fan.

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>>87198415
wrong pic

>>87198359
https://youtu.be/aEOfAEtrW-I?t=8m44s

He got some eventually.

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>>87198415
>>87198428
I'd do it with a shovel right to her mousey face.

>>87197511
man there's something downsy about Quinto Spock

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Which TNG lady has aged worse?

Troi...

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>>87198449
Ross and pic related were like the only two admirals who weren't assholes.

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>>87198537
...or Crusher?

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>>87198537
>>87198560
Yarr

>>87198537
Troi went from a 7 to a 3, Crusher went from a 6 to a 4. Remember, each score is relative to the series.

>>87198554
True. Didn't Ross have an ep where he was actually working for Section 31 though? Still pretty based of him, at least he wasn't a fucking spoon

>>87198622
Not working for them, but willing to play along when they told him to not help Bashir.

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>>87198597
To be honest she looks better than Sirtis if you ask me.

>>87198537
How old is she though? If she's over 60 in that pic she's not as bad as >>87194289

Most women do not age well past 60 or so. Even this dude aged terribly >>87197945

>>87198622
Yeah, he knew of and worked with Section 31. He went full In the Pale Moonlight tier.

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>>87198619
>this
>6

Also where's that one turbo autist who spergs out whenever grannyfus get posted?

>>87198666
Yes, she looks fine in a retouched photo

>>87198676
>Even this dude aged terribly
Worf?
He's like 62 in that pic, he looks great.

>>87197945
DOUBLE
DAX

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>>87198537

>>87198676
in what world has michael dorn aged badly?

>>87198676
Sirtis is like 63.
>she's not as bad as >>87194289

True but people generally didn't age as well back then, and she really sped up her clock with alcohol and drugs.

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>>87198709
>not posting qt lefler
REEEEEEEEE

>>87198722
I didn't say she looked fine. I said she looks better than Sirtis, in pretty much any picture you can find. Crosby just looks old. Sirtis looks like she's melting.

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>>87198783

>>87198723
>>87198750
Usual male double standards

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>>87194289
>when the drugs hit hard

>>87198750
That's a matter of perspective I'm sure, the dude looks old though, aged worse than Piccard at that same age range.

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>>87193333
>major malfunction

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It's hard to fault the Founders, I'd have done he same in their position. DS9 has truly allowed me to see the Israel situation from ZOG's perspective.

>>87198838
one founder drip drop is worth the lives of a billion solids

>>87198597
>>87198666
Literally Bing Crosby's granddaughter.

>>87198805
Rand, her face melting.

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>>87198886
Oh wow, I forgot about that. Based Bing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xum6ULWbIX0

>>87198449
F

>>87198838
FYI, ZOG is usually used to refer to a Jewish shadow government of the US, not the one in Israel.

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>>87198927
He knows, and now he knows that you know.

>>87194016
Why did she have to leave TOS lads? She literally made up that entire show.

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>>87198808
for comparison

>>87198954
Nurse chapel was superior in everyway

>>87198927
Yeah, Israel is the Great Link and ZOG is the Dominion, with Jews often using their ethnic ambiguity to trick people. It's an easy connection.

>>87199006
The truest indication that STD will suck is that Majel Barrett will not be involved with it.

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>>87198972
Here's Dorn today. Looks pretty good if you ask me.

>>87198972
He looks about as old, maybe worse, but then again that's a clearer image.

>>87198802
I'm unsure whether you are baiting or not but most men his age have the big bags under the eyes, sagging cheeks, and yes, being black seems to help from other noticeable things but I'm not seeing whatever it is you're seeing.

>>87199024
No Majel, no Combs, dead on arrival

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>>87199030
Black truly don't crack.

>>87199079
>no Combs
Combs isn't dead, it could have him.

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>>87196676
>cardassian women!
>oh, with those great necks...
>some of the UGLIEST women in the worl-!
>COME ON, I love- I love klingon women too.
Was William T. Riker (Jonathan Frakes) literally, and honestly, /ourguy/?
Because really, I think he was ahead of his time.

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>>87198871
Which is exactly how Jews think

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>>87199030
>>87199092
it's hard to get a grip on how much he's aged due to all the angry make up he wore

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>>87199121

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>>87199107
Riker's libido could save the white race alone.

Willing to work some black magic to bring a fictional character into reality.

>>87199107
>ahead of his time
One of my favorite /trek/ memes hue
He wasnt wrong tho

>>87199092
>michaeeeelll gibs mommy the d
>shut up mcfadden I'm trying to answer questions

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>>87198972
He was born old.

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>>87199166
>He wasnt wrong tho
f%*&in RITE

>>87199103
but it won't, cause their faggots, Seth might have him, no chance nu-trek will

>>87194289

She had major drug and alcohol addiction. That shit will age the fuck out of you.

>>87198042
This. Let alone having Jadzia x Worf that high. Fuck that smarmy sloot Trill.

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>>87199198
He sure was. This was Stewart in the 70s with a wig

>>87199207
This chick was definitely the prettiest cardie bastard.

just deleted about two paragraphs of a porn scenario of me spooging in a fertile cardie's spoon

>>87193457
It's nothing we haven't been through before with shows like Babylon 5 or Farscape.

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>>87199263
Miles turned it down because Keiko carries his balls inside of her botany kit.

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>>87199235

>>87194251
large, dark and pendulous.

>>87199277
whats your problem with farscape? i'm watching s2 now, its so goddamn comfy, rygel /ourguy/

>>87199305
He's saying B5 and FS were better than contemporary Trek.

>>87199288
He turned it down because he wasn't going to be responsible for bringing more Cardie kids into the world.

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>You will never fall asleep with all his sweaty bulk wrapped around you

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>>87199300
sirpatstew has incredibly germanic features for a british man

>>87199322
oh, my bad

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>>87199330
>you'll never hear him play the trombone, with the fattest sound, the morning after

>>87199014
childhood is thinking the bajorans are jews
adulthood is realising it's actually the changelings.