All-female remake of Lord of the Rings

Only with Betty White Grandalf.

Normally no, but just by pure respect for the liberals butthurt it caused, I will.

Is it a lesbian porno?

Then yes.

Depends on how hot the women are.

>>87168375
If Amy Schumer plays Gollum, I'd watch it.

>>87168411
I was thinking Helen Mirren but I like yours more.

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>((((((((((((female)))))))))))

>>87168375
sounds like shit, but I'd watch it to trigger /pol/

>>87168502
>not Maisie

>>87168375
>Barad Dur is renamed to Sauron Tower

Only to jerk it

>>87168556
Why don't you go watch some interracial cuck porn too, loser.

female uruk hai would be snooky isn't it?
also
>female nazgul
hnnnnnng

>>87168375

No, and neither would anyone else.

>>87168375
Only if all of the cast is White.

>>87168375
if its porn

Adult females fuck no

Female warriors getting raped by orcs is my fetish so yes please

>>87168375
How hot would the females be?

>>87168375

Only if there's a bit where all their periods sync up.

Female orc, trolls & nazg~ul
Cool

>>87169731
>no woman can kill me!
>i am no woman! *reveals bwc*

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>Elves are a race of handsome white men who becomes the next generations girl fantasy

>>87168502
Amy Schumer has already been cast as Shelob, sorry

>>87168375
No, seeing women try to act out male gender roles makes people uncomfortable on a subconscious level.

I don't think anyone outside of the ideologically brainwashed would watch it.

>>87168375
I'd download it for laughs, why not

The jews will never take away the original movies from us, so who cares if they make retarded remakes

>>87168375
How will they handle the I am not a man scene if everyone is a woman?

>woman throwing a golden ring in lava

Truly a fantasy.

>>87170792
t. didn't finish the movie

>>87168698
>female nazgul
Make movies with MERP backstory about nazgul. Adunaphel is pretty good.