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HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
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>Let's make the ships more bigger

Ugh.
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>>87165190
>>87165223
you're never happy. sage
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TLJ is looking more and more like a EFB remake.
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>>87165190
They forgot "the white" from the name.
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>>87165190
>Supremacy
They don't even try to have any subtlety with their propaganda
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>>87165190
Bet he hates nig'gers

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Nig'gers
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Super Dooper Mega Fuck Huge Class
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>kilometers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>87165190
Why are all the bad people from star wars white people?

Its fucking racist
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>>87165309
>click's
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At least it looks somewhat original
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>description uses present tense

And that's how you know it was not written by a Star Wars fan
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>>87165323
delet this
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>>87165190
>Sure we could build 450+ star destroyers instead of this one huge ship, but we haven't learned anything from Death Star I & II
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>>87165327
it's a nazi plane
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>supreme snoke's ship

>THE WHITE HATE HOLOCAUST
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>>87165190
So the villain is Trump? This is way too much honour for a clown like this one being cemented in a Star wars movie forever. Star wars is above contemporary politics, it was about the big picture. The empire was never the nazis or white supremacists, this is very poor writing. But I find it ironic that the president of disney Bob Iger is actually a trumpster, he said "so far so good" when Trump was elected, then he was appointed on Trump advisory council. Bob Iger keeps crying about Disney paying too much taxes for his liking, that's why trump wass good news. Don't feed these greedy scumbags. Pirate their shit and if you really too curious, buy a ticket for a different movie and enter TLJ room
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>>87165301
someone please do something with this
maybe add a sub-set of gungans who are kings
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>>87165190
the fuck is a kilometers??
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>>87165190
star wars is so fucking gay now lol
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>>87165190
Why did the Extended Universe die for this?
This matches it in fanfiction.
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>>87165327
It's basically straightened B-2 stealth bomber
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>>87165319
Anakin Skywalker was good and white
Darth Vader was bad and black
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>a literal iron eagle silhouette
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Darth T' Rump
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Name a single reason why the Empire is not better than the Republic in any way.
I mean if I were a normal guy I'd rather live under the rule of the Empire.
>very competent
>even a splinter group can build an even bigger Death Star
>stopped the influence of a religious zealots over the senate
>ended corruption
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>>87165319
why they are the only capable ppl?
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>>87165190
>>87165223

Idiots who forget the Death Star.
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>>87165431
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>>87165190
add some swatstikas on the wings
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>>87165430
>Empire
>competent overall
No. Also
>A bigger Death Star
>Yeah let's spend insane resources on something that a single squad of Rebels can destroy. FOR THE THIRD TIME
and
>the Sith
>not as religious as the Jedi if not more
finally
>Empire
>not corrupt as fuck
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>>87165190
60km in length or width?
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>>87165498
Both
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>>87165392
1000 meters = 0.6 miles
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>>87165498
Both
It's supremacy in measurements is beyond supremacy
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>>87165327

hahahah
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>>87165498
60km girth.
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>>87165555
>turns out it's Padme that's Supreme Leader Snoke

Now this is a tweeest I can get behind
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>>87165498
Volume
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>>87165498
In duration
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>>87165498
It's how long it takes to do a Kessel Run
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>the white Supremacy gets blown up by the diverse resistance
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>>87165392
8km = 5m
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>>87165190
>Mega-class

Did they even try? This is kindergarden tier.
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>>87165497
Let's be fair here, their new Death Star destroyed like 7 planets. Plus, the Republic is just so incompetent they make the Empire look decent by comparison.
Also, we never see any corruption in the OT while in the prequels it's talked about all the time how corrupt the senate is.
Also, keep in mind that it was the Jedi who tried to kill Palpatine on flimsy evidence at best while completely ignoring the proper channels to handle something like that.
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>a trumpion class ship
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>>87165712
well it could have been 14.88 km long
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>>87165724
They didn't try to kill him, they tried to arrest him, then he revealed himself as a Sith and started a fight.
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>>87165651
555.4 Trillion km
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>>87165802
>they didn't try to kill him
Windu insisted though that there should be no trial. And don't they have a police force to deal with that? Can the Jedi just go around making arrests as they please?
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>when hitler makes such an impact on the world
>that it's based upon a ancestral futuristic galaxy

Really bakes my almonds
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>>87165377
The use of the term "stormtroopers" from the first movie made by a Jewish director... I think the Empire were very much a Nazi analogue. There were also aspects of Rome, the whole Republic becoming an Empire thing with a big, increasingly-impotent Senate, but there was DEFINITELY supposed to be a Nazi feel.

I don't want there to be specifically anti-Trump bullshit in Star Wars because, for all we know, he might be impeached by Christmas. He might also reign for two terms and try to figure out a way to stay longer because the constitution is meaningless to him and he's an egotistical psychopath. Who knows? The point is that the latter might deserve an inclusion in some representative form in long-term pop culture but the former sure as hell doesn't.
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>>87165870
Windu is not "the Jedi" he is just A jedi.
His mandate was to arrest him and bring him to trial. He disobeyed the Council.
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>>87165366
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>>87165972
And that was after sheev murdered the three other jedi who came with windu.
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>>87165190
Revan and the entire KotOR expanded universe were denied any form of canonicity, for this shit.

I FUCKING HATE JJ ABRAHMS
FUCKING JEW RUINED STAR TREK AND STAR WARS
NEVER MADE A SINGLE DECENT MOVIE OR SHOW
BECAME FAMOUS WITH LOST WHICH HAD TWO GOOD SEASONS AND THE REST WAS A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT

SCAM ARTIST
OVERRATED
MANCHILD
HACK

AND SUPER 8 IS NOT AN HOMAGE TO ET
IT'S A RIPOFF
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>>87165555
Looks like Darth Jar Jar's back on the menu boys!
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>tfw we'll get to see black trannies destroy the galactic führer doblarb drumborb's CIS-class mega-super-duper-giga cruiser "The Straight White" which is 88 million miles big with a single intergalactic tumblr post in episode 59213/a titled "Please buy Star Wars toys"

VERY COOL
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>>87166072
Personally I find that very inspiring.
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>>87166064
And Darth Plagueis? I shuppose that's off the table too?
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>>87166044
KotOR was made at least partly canon in Star Wars: Rebels.
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Reminder that the First Order is an equal opportunity employer.

PoC, talk to a recruiter, today!
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>>87165366
>nazi plane

Literally an american aircraft in pic related
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>>87165377
>>87165961
What? Where are you getting any of this from the image? The new Star Wars doesn't have anything representative of Trump, besides the vague inclusion of bad leadership.
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>its just 2 regular destroyers back to back
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>>87165268
>he's never heard of the phrase 'air supremacy'
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>>87166409

>Snoke basing his ship on a meme robot
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>>87166362
>Steal the aircraft
>Claim it as your own

Just nigger things
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>>87166453
>meme bot
You take that back motherfucker
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>>87165190

what have i become

my dearest friend

everyone i know goes away

in the end

and you could have it all

my empire of dirt

i will let you down

i will make

you

hurt
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>>87165241
Maybe if a director was trying to make Star Wars kino you'd have a point. This shit is just a cynical ripoff of The Emperor, Darth Vader, and Luke Skywalker. Very boring and very easy to hate. Do you Mouseketeers truly in your heart of hearts want Star Wars to be lesser than what George Lucas attempted?
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>>87165430

Well the Republic leading up the Empire sucked ass, so yeah not a major loss.

The ideal era in the galaxy was before the core escaped out and humans began colonizing and before the creation of the Force religions
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>>87166434
>air
>in space

Try harder
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>>87166434
yeah because THATS the phrase that comes to mind these days, isnt it? you just can't stop hearing about air supremacy 24/7
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>>87165319
What about Lando and Boba Fett?
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>>87165190
>60km length
HOW FUCKING COLOSSAL IS THE WINGSPAN? 240 KM?
JESUS THIS IS RETARDED IN SO MANY LEVELS.
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>>87167084
>Lando
>bad
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>>87165319
Why did only whites start World Wars?
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>It is, irrefutably, going to be an Empire remake
How does this make you feel? Are you surprised?
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>>87167227
The thing is tho everyone has been trying to remake empire over 30 years now
An ain't nobody been able to accomplish it
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>>87166434
It's air SUPERIORITY you dumb nigger
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>>87167227

Not mad, just sad
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>>87167224
>japanese
>pearl harbor
>white

what did he mean by this
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>>87167258
Not the same thing, idiot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_supremacy
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KILL ALL WHITE MALES
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>>87167283

>the japanese started WW2

American education everyone
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>>87167319
>>87167224
>>87166346
>>87165796
>>87165662
>>87165428
>>87165375
>>87165319
>>87165264

You are sad and desperate
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>>87167370

Gas yourself kike
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>>87165190
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>>87167359
certainly escalated it into one. It becomes a world war when america gets involved. We are the world. You are everything else.
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>>87165190
>nearest toilet is 5 kilometers from you
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>>87167393

You're just Israel's attack dog
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>>87167373

Post the (you)s you autistic bitch

How desperate can you be to try to samefag this thread? Just go back to reddi† already, my smooth-brained friend
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>>87167441

Oy vey!
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>>87165190

The leaker was absolutely right about everything, holy shit.

He said Snooki flied around in a delta wing ship
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>>87167533

Link to the leak? Or caps?

I ignore it everytime and they always seem to come good.
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>>87165385
Messa wuzza Kingsa
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Mandatory.
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>>87165377

>The empire was never the nazis or white supremacists

What the literal shit, anon. The Empire has always explicitly been those things.

Being stylish dressers with snappy comebacks didn't make them morally gray, the whole fucking point is that reprehensible ideology uses those to make itself look cool and if you twiddle your thumbs instead of opposing it you wind up in a totalitarian facist regime with the bad guys in charge.
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>>87167669
>gungans wuzza kungans
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>>87165190
REALLY makes me think
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I wish they would stray away from the original trilogy. And have a series of movies about the Old Republic or about a Sith and Jedi war set ages after the Original trilogy, so we wouldn't have to deal with all that fan service bullshit.
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>>87167743
wtf i love the empire now
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>>87167206
How is he good?
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>>87167762
wtf I've always loved the empire
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>>87167656

There's a force sloth that is really Anakin

The chink is a traitor

The casino planet

Snoke is a re-resurrected mummy rich faggot with many friends

Etc...
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>>87167763
Gee I dunno, he just had a small role in destroying the second Death Star
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>60km in length

HOLD UP

if you convert that to centimeters... it's 6 million... OY VEY
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>>87165712

Supremacy-class should be its name if it's to be called a ship designation.
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>>87167743
Why do he writes "(human)", is he afraid people will call him an alienphobic?
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>>87167656
>Link to the leak? Or caps?
i second this
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>>87166346

>and they still call us racist Nazis

You can't win. You hire PoC, you blow up everyone equally, but no, they still call us racist.
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>>87167861
Think of how many ovens it needs to generate enough power to work
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>>87166261
This stuff is for kids.
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>>87167743
Why does the mepire has high rank black and female officers. Did the white supremacist embrace diversity and feminism? How much does it make them different from Disney?
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>>87168149
Star Wars is for kids.
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>Supremacy
>MAGA class
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>>87168203
Having humans in command positions is better than having aliens in command positions. Why be racist when the galaxy is full of ugly monsters?
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>>87168241
>make a star destroyer
>have it look nothing like any of the others
>turn it sideways
>and drag out the front point some

I'll expect my check in the mail Disney
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>>87168321
Yes but they said the Empire are white supremacists, then they shouldn't have black people, asians and mexicans. On one hand Disney wants to cater to diversity on every front including the bad guys. then they say they are white supremacists. This is what happen when your film is written by a comitte of 40 different peopl who have completely different agenda. With george we had one artist vision whether we approve or not. Now it's a clustefuck that tries to please everyone. Only alow IQ can be satisfied by this.
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>>87165268
Maybe you should revaluate your political views if you feel naming a ship from the baddies "Supremacy" is an attack on you
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>>87168482

See >>87167743

Seems pretty on the nose. Same with the name, MEGA.
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>>87167797
>a force sloth
N-nani????
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>>87168518
>make empire great again class ship
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>>87165190
>see the word "supremacy" as the name of a giant flag ship for a galactic empire
>first thing people think about is white supremacy

This is the state of /tv/
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>>87168597
This, normal people normally think of the supremacy of the mandingo penis first, piercing a virgin white womb
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>>87168627
>australia ends their night thinking about black cock

Not surprised
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>Everyone being fucking retards and bitching about SJWs or whatever's got your panties in a twist now

Apparently that thing can carry, repair, and *build* smaller ships. Seriously, build, Homeworld style. And pic related will probably be how it drops entire Star Destroyers from its bays.
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>>87168648
If you're a burger or a yuro, you're in no position to be talking about anybody being cucked by nigs
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>>87165190
>putting that many resources into one vessel has worked so well in the past
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>>87168989
We really know what kinda position you wanna be in tho shlomo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5euYoAy4DL4

MEGAWEAPON!
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>>87165190
Reminds me of this shit from Battlestar Galactica (heck the entire scene with Snooky and Kylo in EP7 already reminded me of this):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzFM1IXOqlQ
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>>87166072
very cool
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>>87169988
And inclusive!
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>>87165268
>USS Burger Time
>Battre en Retraite
>пycтaя бyтылкa c вoдки
>フライングモエブロブ

Doesn't really inspire confidence.
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>>87167705
No, fucktard.

The Empire was totalitarian and had a tendency to favor humans over aliens but it was never "white supremacist". There was no concept of "human race" in Star Wars canon (at least until now) since in the Star Wars universe it matters more if someone is Twi'lek or Human than if he is black or white.

This is another example of Hollywood lowering the quality of a franchise to shove political bullshit in your face, in particular an agenda against white people by painting them all as the bad guy.

Only a low IQ braindead retard would be alright with this.
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Friendly reminder Palpatine represents the eternal juden, it's why the media bashed the prequels into the ground and why (((disney))) bought the rights so they could botch the story into muh white supremacy
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>>87171160
>Palpatine
>juden

Based Sheev absolutely destroyed (((trade federations))) and (((banking clans)))
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>>87165319
Luke, Leia, Han and Rey are white.

Darth Vader is oreo.
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>>87165190
This might be the worst ship design in Star Wars history.

Even the stupidest of the EU ships were better than this.
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>>87171868
It's broad like a plane to generate lift... in space... where there is no air

BRAVO
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>>87172041
are there actual planes in star wars?
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>>87172041
I just realized that this is why Borg cubes are actually really neat.

I suppose a cube is really the most logical design since you can compartmentalize the outside to inside in proportion to importance. Keeps your command center the least vulnerable.
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>>87172079
No.

Maybe some of those Ewok bat wings gliders could qualify, but the "civilized" societies integrated to the Galactic economy certainly don't use planes since they have hovercrafts, skippers, speeders, starships, etc.

The design makes no sense whatsoever in context.
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>>87165190
>60km long

WHERE ARE THEY BUILDING THESE FUCKING SHIPS? DO THEY HAVE ANY CONCEPT OF HOW FUCKING LONG IT TAKES TO BUILD A FUCKING STAR DESTROYER LET ALONE SOMETHING THIS FUCKING MASSIVE?
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>>87165190
>Snoke turns out to be the main bad
>Kylo will turn neutral this movie, good the next, probably die killing Snoke
Boring.
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>>87172141
Yes, good point.

For a ship designed and built entirely in space (with no expectation of entering into any atmosphere) a sphere or a cube would be the most efficient form.

A sphere would be the best because it is the shape that saves the most energy, but a cube would be fine too since it allows compartimentalization and integration into bigger or smaller cubes.
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>>87172344
Cubes are also easier as they provide a clear area on every facing to place an engine or exhaust, making changes of direction much simpler.
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>>87165682

>8 kilometers = 5 meters

???
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SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THERE ARE STILL REBELS AND EMPIRE AFTER THE EMPIRE WAS DESTROYED
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>>87165223
You know what they say about the size of a man's ship.
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>>87167880

>ywn fuck lauren's younger sister in front of her while she teases her older sis about how old and useless her pussy is while she's still tight and spry.
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>>87170341
>USS Burger Time
I don't know why this made me laugh so much
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>>87165190
>60km in length
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>>87172586
The bigger it is, the harder it is to cool.
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BRAVO DISNEY
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>>87165443
which was also cringe? okay maybe not the first, but the second and the sw7 version...
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>>87172728
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A crazy albino alien on a ship called the Supremacy. A white alien...on a ship called Supremacy... there's a connection here but I don't quite get it.
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Post the confirmed leak
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>>87168443
>With george we had one artist vision whether we approve or not
This. George at least was consistent af, and revenge of the sith was actually quite good, god, even the phantom menace is kino compared to this nu shit
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>>87165190
>MEGA-Class Star Destroyer
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>>87172344
>A sphere would be the best because it is the shape that saves the most energy
FYI, space is an extremely good insulator and spacecraft need to devote significant amounts of power and weight to their cooling systems, even if they're as far away fromt the sun as pluto with just a tiny nuclear reactor to generate heat. Spheres would be a nightmare to operate as well as to construct, so long thin vessels that look like aircraft are far more appropriate than anything like a borg cube
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>>87172671
If you translate them,

USA: USS Burger Time
France: Battre en Retraite (Retreat)
Russia: пycтaя бyтылкa c вoдки (Empty bottle of vodka) Google translate is all manner of broken with this so I don't know.
Japan: フライングモエブロブ (Flying Moe Blob)
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>>87166362
What's the difference?
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>>87167050
>guy named SUPREME captain smoker
>has a ship called SUPREMECY
>BOOOOOO THIS IS PROPAGANDA BOOOOOO
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>>87165366
That's the american one, with props, (Northrop YB-35). You're thinking about the jet one (Horten Ho-2 Flying Wing) that's German.
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There's something so much sadder about aiming for adequacy than failing at magnificence.

Anons, what could Lucas have done to better the franchise other than selling it to Disney?
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>>87165190
this set is going to be at least $200
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>>87165498
Why are there kilometers in a galaxy far, far away?
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yeah screw this

if any of you actually pay money to see this shit fucking lmao
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THE LEAKS WERE REAL AHAHAHAHAHA
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83562252
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>>87174236
Give some more to SSpielberg
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>>87175385
Of course they were real.

>millions upon millions of people working on a big franchise
>thinking one of the middle management who are only there for one paycheck and have no risk going for them won't spill some of the beans

Leaking in the past was only hard because of no internet.
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>>87175636
The internet was a mistake.
Literally nothing has improved from it.
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>>87175696
Social media, not the internet. The internet up to like 2007 was fine. A nice outlet and a place to anonymously post whatever you want (It wasn't just with 4chan, old forum boards which some are still around used anonymous tag names too)
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>>87173735
Star Wars has:

* Massless Engines
* FTL
* Artificial Gravity
* Anti-gravity
* Plasma swords
* Plasma shooting firearms

They will not need to depend on radiating heat away from their ships. They'll have something else. Heck, they may use their excess heat as a power source to run their artificial gravity.
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Its literally now embarrassing to publicly say you like Star Wars.
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>>87167743
That really calibrates the cashews
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>>87165190
That's a big ship
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Why are you all so triggered about this?
I don't get it, if you don't like it don't watch it.
I'm just waiting for the months of shitposting about how you hate the move even though you can't stop ducking talking about it, just like R&M
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>>87166362
built by nazi scientists
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>>87167359

Yes, they did. When they invaded Manchuria and decided to say "fuck off" to the West.

>yuropoor education
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>>87177417
Because we like Star Wars.
But we hate the New Star Wars.
Is that such a difficult concept to grasp normie?

We have invested years of our time into a franchise and now it is being ruined forever.
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>>87165190
How are they basically a bigger version of the Empire when they are a splinter faction of survivors of the Empire with no government support? It didn't make sense in TFA and it makes even less sense now.
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>>87177598
OK? Again, if you don't like it don't watch it moron, nobody is forcing you.
And nobody is forcing you to make 20 threads daily about it
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>>87177687
because Mickey Mouse

really, there is no logical reason. And there never will be.
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>>87167682
always make me laugh until hiccups.
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>>87177687

Disney is a corporation that manufactures their products in a laboratory maxing out profit.

All the things you can see are a result of that.
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>>87177704
>forcing
Nice.
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>>87177794
Oh look, a non-argument
But for real what is your point here?
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So they only have 2 ships?
Remember the imperial fleet scene from ESB?
Atleast they made the empire still look powerfull and feared.
>>
>nice ship you got there
>shame if something happened to it.
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>>87166375
It's shaped like a T , bro.

Also, fuck Star Wars now. I'm done with this shit.
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>>87177856
I was just greentexting. I'm not the other guy you were arguing with. Carry on my wayward son For there'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion
I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high
Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreamin', I can hear them say
Carry on my wayward son
For there'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know
On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune, but I hear the voices say
Carry on my wayward son
For there'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely heaven waits for you
Carry on my wayward son
For there'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
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>>87177966
Huh?
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>>87177966
>>87178028
In other news, just a month until Supernatural lads. Get hype.
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>>87165319
They're the only ones capable of achieving such technological feats, and creating a balanced and lawful society.

The rebels are just a bunch of minorities and diversitards who can't stand that they're worthless and can't build one on their own successful society they have to destroy it.

There is nothing the empire did wrong I didn't see anyone "oppressed" by the empire the entire time it's existed.
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>>87165245
empire fucks back?
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>>87165190
hope we'll see it in the movies. they are so bad at showing off the huge ships, or any ships at all for that matter
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>>87177279
For Snoke.
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>>87178233
Snokes Choke and Yoke
>>
They completely failed to make Snoke interesting. He's just a guy on a hologram, he may as well have not been in the movie. There's nothing mysterious or worth discussion about him either. They totally failed at creating any sense of mystery.
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>>87165403
>Darth Vader was bad and black

What are you some kinda fucking retard?
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>>87165223

>this movie is bad because the spaceship is too big!
>>
>Death Star? Make it bigger!
>AT-AT's? Make them bigger!!
>Star Destroyers? BIGGER!!!
I hate the Nu-Wars producers.
>>
>>87178614
Not to mention we are talking about a splinter group with less resources and manpower that the Empire had at its peak. Yet somehow they are able to churn out ships twice as large at a faster rate.

Retarded as fuck.
>>
So what is the twist of this movie going to be? Obviously it will have to be even better than the one in ESB.
I thought it would be that Luke is evil but I doubt that now.
>>
>>87172626
She's actually older than Lauren.
>>
>>87178797
rey is a medichlorian baby, made from pure anakin og kush
>>
>>87178797

There is no major twist.

It is very, very bland and will probably tank future Star Wars.
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>>87165190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5IwL9pM2E

This will sound when Snoke appears in The Supremacy.
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>>87178724
>Not to mention we are talking about a splinter group with less resources and manpower that the Empire had at its peak. Yet somehow they are able to churn out ships twice as large at a faster rate.

this and have less clunky looking equipment. It would've been cooler if it were scrapped together Imperial reserves, Star Destroyers in bad condition, mismatched armor and poorly trained soldiers
>>
>>87165190

"The Supremacy"

FOR FUCK SAKES. MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT "THE CRACKER".
>>
>>87177586
The Japanese takeover of Manchuria didn't initiate the 2nd Sino-Japanese war. And that war is not seen as the start of ww2 either, for that matter.

>burgertard education
>>
>>87178724
Because it's a space fantasy where an old space wizard teaches a young orphan boy how to take down the evil emperor. You're discussing aragorn's tax policy right now.
>>
>>87178614
>>87178724
>>87179036
This drives me nuts. Also, what is the point in the Resistance, and why does the Nu-Republic not care about the First Order?

>>87178797
I'm hoping some link to the Old Old Republic or Darth Bane the Big because he's Canon
>>
>>87166434
>air
>in space
kill yourself you retarded homo sapiens
>>
>>87178797

Luke is evil has been the rumor for a while.

Dumbasses and redditors think Rey's parents are gonna be some kind of twist but these movies clearly don't give a shit about that at all and the surprise parent I AM YOUR FATHER was essentially handled as an anti-twist in TFA,
>>
>>87178444
He turned white again when he became good at the end.
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>>87177862
Literally in the first 5 minutes they have a huge ship go in and wipe out a smaller ship, then they reveal the Death Star and blow up a fucking planet

It takes like 4/5ths of TFA before we can gauge how powerful the First Order is, and we go from thinking they're a small group of baddies but they have the Death Star 3 that can destroy multiple planets at once

It's fucking all over the place it's annoying
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>>87179145
>it's a fantasy bro
>just turn off your brain lmao xD
Fantasy should be internally consistent otherwise it's a sign of poor writing. If being a splinter faction was a problem for the Rebel Alliance in Ep. IV, V and VI (having fewer ships, relying on hit and run tactics, and so on) then it should he a problem for the First Order now.

You can't ignore logistics when it suits you.
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>>87167734
Kek
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>>87167797
>There's a force sloth that is really Anakin
>The chink is a traitor
>The casino planet
>Snoke is a re-resurrected mummy rich faggot with many friends
pls no
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>>87166462
Northrop was designing and building prototype flying wing aircraft before the end of the war
The N-1M and N-9M were scaled prototypes for the eventual large bombers

Ho229 was merely the first one with twin jet engines.
>>
Tech design is so shit in nu-Star Wars
I always liked prequels for design of ships, droids and other tech. Yes it was silly sometimes, but it was creative and fun
>>
nu star wars
>new ideas? fuck that. let's take everything from the original trilogy and make it bigger and more pronounced
>character development on fast forward
>death star planet!
>poe shooting down more fighters in 30 seconds than luke and vader/anakin did in 6 full movies!
>one planet destroyed? fuck that, make it 5!
>jedi training? fuck that, we'll have rey say "the force" to unlock new force skills!
>a lifetime of brainwashing undone in 5 seconds with no lingering signs of confusion or doubt!
>>
>>87165712
Welcome aboad the Mega-Class U.S.S Enterprise

Yeah, it really takes the gravitas out of a ship...
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APOLOGIZE
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>>87165245
EMPIRE FISTS BEARS?
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>>87180185
YA DON'T KNOW WHAT YA GOT
'TILL IT'S GONE
>>
>>87167743
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE POLITICALLY MOTIVATED, ITS FUCKING RUINING EVERYTHING IN MODERN CULTURE
>>
Where first order (aka totally not empire) got resources to build all those things?
>>
>>87180185
No, because you're still shit, just on a different ballpark.
This changes nothing.
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>>87166174
HE WAS NEVER OFF THE MENU
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>>87165190

DUDE, IT'S LIKE...THE SAME MOVIE WITH LIKE, THE SAME THINGS.

BUT

ITS LIKE, SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT
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>>87180318

The Empire is literally based on the Nazis. Not only visually, but the Emperor's rise to power, the weak (Weimar) Republic that came before, the fact that Palpatine is elected fucking Chancellor.

They couldn't have made it more blatant if they'd called their shock troopers stormtroopers. OH FUCKING WAIT

Read a book sometime, tard
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>>87165190
This entire First Order plotline should be quietly dropped and forgotten.

PAY ATTENTION DISNEY
THIS IS WHAT YOUR FANS WANT

GIVE US KINO
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>>87165375
Snoke choke and coke
Formerly chuck
>>
>>87172512

Miles, retard
>>
>>87180582
but the fans don't have as much money as the general public
>>
>>87179983
>unlock new force skills
the force is not a video game faggot
>>
>>87180559
completely missed the point, everyone and their grandma knows that, you donut.
>>
>>87180582
I liked this casting, but then I saw Avery Brooks. Then I loved it. How high would he be allowed to be on set?
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>>87165961
>constitution is meaningless to him
Like you had any problem when Obama squat on the 'tution. Lib hypocrisy is boundless.
>>
>>87165190

I hope that shit has enough bathrooms or things are gonna get messy
>>
>>87179550
I believe them.
Why would american military ever lie about top secret projects and usage of captured technology anyways haha haha
>>
>>87165245
>Empire Fights Back
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>>87165245
>Empire's Federal Bureau
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>>87176489
i wasn't argueing for realism in star wars, but rather offering a corollary to another anons desire for realist efficiency that volumetric forms for spacecraft are in fact not realist. so by making the point to me for disregarding realism, you should agree that spacecraft geometry is largely a matter of aesthetics
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>>87175385
>Yes, Anakin is in this and has one of the biggest surprise reveals in the film. You meet him early but he's actually an animal (no one knows this except Luke which is why when he appears "human" again, it's supposed to be a "gasp" moment we call it).

ANAKIN SLOTH
ITS HAPPENING
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