Redlettermedia Nerd Crew Episode 5 thread

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Was this necessary?

>>87148415
yes

the episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv8q1ENfWBA

I don't get it. So do they own thousands of dollars in Star Wars merchandise ironically?

>>87148501
They buy those toys with patreon dollars whats the problem?

>>87148449
I'm just saying we don't need another RLM thread when we could have another GoT thread

>>87148628
formerly Chucks

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FUCK RED LETTER MEDIA AND FUCK THEIR JEWY PATREON

Patreon kinos:
Nerd Crew
[YouTube] Nerd Crew Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] NERD CREW 2 OUTTAKES (embed)
[YouTube] Nerd Crew Episode 4 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Nerd Crew: Top Ten Films of 2016 (embed)
[YouTube] The Nerd Crew's Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer Reaction (embed)

Best of the Worst
[YouTube] BOTW Screening Outakes #1 - How Can I Tell If I'm Really in Love (embed)
[YouTube] BOTW Screening Outtakes - The Osteoporosis Dance (embed)
[YouTube] Best of the Worst Episode 24 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Best of the Worst Episode 40 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Best of the Worst Episode 36 outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Best of the Worst Episode 43 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Best of the Worst Outtakes: The Star Wars Holiday Special (embed)
[YouTube] Best of the Worst Episode 52 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Blood Farts: BOTW Outtake (embed)
[YouTube] Operation: Turtle Strike! (embed)
[YouTube] Mike Gets a Phone Call from a Telemarketer (embed)

Half in the Bag
[YouTube] The Very First Half in the Bag Shoot (embed)
[YouTube] Half in the Bag Episode 76 Extras: Turtle Talk (embed)
[YouTube] HITB ep 102: Outtakes and Oscar stuff (embed)
[YouTube] Half in the Bag 103 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Half in the Bag Episode 127 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] RLM Talks About Alien: Covenant Outtakes (embed)

Other
[YouTube] Mike's AA Meeting AdLib Outtake (embed)
[YouTube] Scientist Man Ghostbusters outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Patreon Click Bait Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Mike Explains the Enterprise (embed)
[YouTube] Tape Decrapitation- Raiders of Atlantis (embed)
[YouTube] New Set Timelapse (embed)
[YouTube] Plinkett Behind the Scenes: The Star Wars Awakens Review (embed)

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>>87148741

>>87148741
you fucking retard

>>87148501
They're what's known as props. You couldn't do the set without a bunch of cheap childrens toys.

>>87148741
D:

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>>87148741

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>>87148741

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>>87148741
>the average IQ of a RLM hater

Does Rich's past drug abuse make him say random stupid things and have delayed listening ability?

>>87148363

i love nerd crew but they're never gonna top the unboxing episode

STAAAAR DESTROYEEER

I'M GONNA CUM

rich almost burned down their studio, kek

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>>87148741

>>87148741
lel

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It's funny how you guys idolize Kike Cucklasa and the Reddit Bedwetter Memeia crew, as if they're "above" the clearly superiour comedian Chris Stuckmann. Based Chris is redpilled and much funnier than your favorite "internet personalities" aka artificial friends. LOL

>>87148363
I'll watch later. Hopefully this will make up for the mediocre shit they've been putting out recently

>>87151705
Blink twice if Chris is behind you right now.

>>87151705
>Hey guys, guess what, I saw suuuuuuuch a bad movie last night *10 seconds of staring at the floor*. Yeeep, it was baad. *fake hysterical laughter*

"i didnt vote for trump either"

/pol/ btfo

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>>87148741

>>87151949
they've had some of their best episodes in the past 2 months

>>87148415
$$$

>>87148897
>cheap childrens toys
A lot of the stuff they have are collectibles.

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>You fought in the Clone Wars?

>Yes. I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your father.
>That reminds me. Luke, did I ever tell you that in our prime (which happened to be a mere 20 years ago), the Jedi had Dragon Ball Z powers and could karate-chop armies single-handedly at a machine-gun's pace, completely disassemble droids with just a gesture, run at lightning-fast speed, deflect blaster bolts with stunning precision, jump tens of thousands of feet in the air, and hover around for prolonged periods of time? "Crouching Jedi, Hidden Sith" sums up that era well.
>Now that I'm an old man, I can't do any of that anymore. Time is not a good friend.

>>87152511
Yeah, but they didn't review the movies I wanted so they're hack shills.

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>>87151705

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Accurate?

>>87152594
The Force is like convincing traps, it swiftly dies off around 25-30 years

>>87152608
Nothing to do with the shit movies they review but more about the phoning it in, not giving a fuck performances, or trying too hard, both of which in result in no laughs.

>>87151987
help me

>>87152902
CHRIS YOUR INTERN IS BETRAYING YOU RIGHT NOW, GET HIM!!111

>>87152245
Mike is too right wing for Trump

>>87152659
I genuinely feel like there's no reason to watch any channel other than rlm for movie info. even your top tier people look like slimy basement creatures compared to mike and jay.

How do I sniff Jay without him noticing?

>>87153160
I'll divulge what laundromat he goes to if this thread gets 100 posts.

>>87153228
Liar, Jay has in-unit washer and dryer.

>>87153518
yes but there's one very close to his house that he uses for red box rentals and sometimes he goes in and lurks around. whatever your loss.

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>>87151705

Tell that to Zod's snapped neck

Nerd Crew are legit my favorite RLM seres. I wish they would have broken down the Star Trek Discovery trailers, Mike would have a field day

Collider, Screen Junkies, and IGN sueing RLM for using their identity without permission WHEN?????

>>87152639

I wanna smell Tamara's shoes.

>>87153624
What does Jay smell like?

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>>87151705

>>87153817
Dishwasher soap and strong musk

Jokes aside, are we supposed to be getting another trailer soon?

>>87153981
That real?
Y?

>>87154271
I live in a house

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>>87148741

>>87153722
I went to high school with her!! her shoes smell like shoes

>>87154556

Is she chill or a supersperg? She looks like she could go either way.

>>87149476
>He says while posting the lowest IQ RLM member
I suppose in a certain way, it makes sense.

>>87154658
Is Jack really dumber than Josh (the Wizard)?

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>>87152659
>James Rolfe
>top tier

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>>87155427
Rich is definitely the dumbest, but simultaneously the most pretentious member of the group. You can tell every time he smugly folds his arms when he makes his point with incredibly flawed reasoning, he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room and he knows a shitload about films but really all he knows is shit.

>>87154556
And now look at her.
Hanging out with the cool kids.

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>tfw Jay is so small compared to Mike or Rich

>>87152659
James Rolfe is a fucking simpleton

LOOKS LIKE MEMES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Nerd Crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyDSqWyEMWw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vmzC40dxM8 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAx3joUhIR8 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ-76cEkUPw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-F4_wMwCg [Embed]

Best of the Worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHZu-eFhx8 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EjTXdMkfg [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bwXUopLfu4 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQwLseLtgx4 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEAnJATsCIk [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ1pfdrhcPM [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qb2lt4ZzYI [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRZTDEJUilE [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fztfb6XCzXE [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy8Abf38QMo [Embed]

Half in the Bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTN6z5e7LFw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9GaG3UPjDo [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqLnbRKdw6c [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRLCtLe6XY8 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc27aY7UU9U [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQrS04Qzv0E [Embed]

Other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e5x64K3F44 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTM07-S8ICE [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lvhvsc_TZA [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdWRG5UB6fA [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzJ-wM45O2c [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmUtDm4-iwM [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6P62b17uRc [Embed]

>>87153981

He tattooed Signs on himself

>>87155565
at least he isn't a raging drunk like every one else

>>87155594
Jay looks like an average 18 year old slav in this pic

>>87155664
But, Bauman is a German-Jewish surname.

>>87155565
I don't think Rich is that dumb, he is just very clumsy.

>>87155620
Please delete this comment. I won't warn you again.

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>>87148501
>>87148552
and write it off on their taxes
just like their burnt down studio can be written off on insurance

>>87155742
He's got average inteligence, he just thinks he's far smarter and more knowledgeable than he is. Just watch Pre-Rec for 5 minutes and you can see he thinks of himself as some kind of video game genius who thinks he knows what makes a game brilliant but they get shit wrong all the time and barely pay attention to the games when they play them on stream. Its almost embarassing how much they get wrong, and whenever the chat push back against something Rich says he unironically REEEs and starts screaming, he really is the awkward, unstable nerd that Mr Plinkett was a parody of.

I had a little bit of lightsaber ejaculate

>>87148501
You're seriously fucking retarded if you think all that cheap junk costs thousands of dollars.

>>87153981
His tattoo sleeve gets worse and worse. Seeing swollen red Star Fox almost made me hit the unsub button.

>>87152639
>why am I always having to be around these fucking losers? Fuck, I hope Doug's wife doesn't show up again. God damnit, I thought TGWTG would boost my career, I didn't think I'd have to associate so frequently with these fucking retards.

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> If I wanted a cracker factory, I'd visit Nabisco.

>>87155565
Nah, Rich ain't dumb. He's just a goober.

>>87155594
>154cm height
>98cm bust
>45kg


Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle his tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend him over and fuck him on.

>dude we pimp our vicious and mean spirited views on popular media for cold hard cash

>dude lucas is such a sellout! disney wants money, what kike hacks!

>by the way remember to support our patreon and buy our $15 mugs that come cracked because jessi has fat fingers and dropped them

>trust our opinions on movies even though all of ours are unwatchable!

RLM

>>87152659
>Yahtzee "please my shitty books" Croshaw

Only bigger dweeb than him is Jim Sterling.

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STATION!

>>87155877
There are Star Wars lego sets in the $500-800 range. You'd be surprised how much this shit adds up.

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>>87155979
>Yahtzee "30FPS is better than 60FPS" Croshaw
dropped that faggot immediately.

>>87155978
They never ask for Patreon support in their videos. Those idiots seek that shit out and do it themselves on the channel links.

>>87148501

They probably get a lot of it sent to them by fans.

>>87155594
I admire Rich for committing fully to the costume. His shirt even has real grease on it.

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Do... do they know?

>>87156000
And yet I see no Star Wars Lego sets in their videos. Just the super cheap junk.

>>87152659
>yahtzee but no gabe

it's like having Jay without Mike

>>87156000
>watch the homecoming review
>they flash the lego death star with $499 price tag
>honestly thought that was a joke
It wasn't a joke. Jesus Christ that is some expensive plastic.

>>87135764
Except he isn't an African American, retard.

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mfw plebs don't know 4Lom and Lobot

>>87155979
>>87156005
Yahtzee isn't pretending to be something he's not. I'm 100% sure he's wanted to quit his thing but is on a contract and it brings in the bucks, so fuck it? You can honestly tell me you've never had a job you didn't like but did it for money? And assuming you've never had a job, have you never done something you've hated in order to get something out of it?

Don't reply, I know the answer.

>>87156005
There isn't a bigger one trick pony in the industry right now. He's literally vegetated with ZP for ten years. It's all he has. Every other project fails to attract even a few thousand people. His games aren't even known to 99% of his fanbase. That pilot he made for TV was one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

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yfw Disney makes a Lobot movie about cyborg civil rights as a metaphor for transgender rights

>>87156261
Oh he's definitely wanted to quit, he just can't because he has no talent at anything else. He's made games, books, and tv shows and every single one failed to make a splash. ZP is literally all that he has, and since he hasn't worked in 10 years he can't just go get a decent job, so he's stuck with it.

Like I'm going to feel sorry for him when he barley works anyway. What he does barely constitutes a job, get real you fucking clown.

>>87156266
>Every other project fails to attract even a few thousand people.
The only exception is his let's play channel he quit a year ago, which is barely a "project" and was just a podcast he had with his friend where they had a conversation once a week.
The only things he's ever made are either Lovecraftian Horror and Sci-Fi comedy like Red Dwarf, he's completely stuck in those genres and unable to do anything else..

>>87156266

ZP isn't the worst place to vegetate on, he could be stuck doing LPs or whatever. Also didn't Mogworld do decent?

>>87156207
Lobot bit had me laffin

I would love a series of them reading Wookiepedia articles desu

>>87155853
I actually do sometimes, but I blame Jack more than Rich.

>they complain about something in a game
>they are getting it wrong
>chat tries to explain
>ignore chat
>complain some more
>turns out chat was actually right
>REEEEEEEEEEE it's the game's fault for not explaining it to me properly

they also complain about extensive tutorials + chat trying to explain, because they want to "figure the game out themselves". Just fuckin pick one.

>>87155979
Them and movie blob.

>>87156501
Decent in what way? To make even 10,000 from a book you have to sell a lot of copies. Even best sellers rarely generate more than 50,000 for a writer, unless you're talking Harry Potter tier which is simply not obtainable for something that Yahtzee would write.

>>87153981
oh my fucking god
Someone needs to put this pathetic nigger out of his misery.

>>87155853
Rich and Jack are pretty bad on Pre-Rec.

Jack is embarrassingly bad at just about every game they play, and is just not funny. The few times he does anything funny he runs it into the ground till it becomes cringe level.

Rich is just a salty autistic baby most streams. He isn't really good at most of the games and can not take any criticism at all.

Don't get me started on Karin when Rich brings her to stream. She is easily one of the most annoying people on earth. Too bad that fat tranny is the best thing Rich could land.

>>87156563
The Escapist is probably one of the worst sites literally ever. Even they couldn't stand moviebob. Honestly only thing keeping them afloat is the ever shrinking revenue from Yahtzee, who can't even pull a million views on YT anymore. Most of his videos don't break 500k anymore, and this is a market where a lesbian who makes fun of retarded children for 10 minutes while playing counter strike gets 2 million views per video.

Yahtzee belongs to that older generation of entertainers who have just sort of continued on. He'll easily get another ten years out of it but he'll never be a big shot. At least he isn't Maddox, who can't even break 300$ on Patreon, and whose videos don't even break 100k views anymore, even when he's trying his damnedest to generate controversy for views like the Zelda video or the cuck video which backfired so spectacularly that it was a thing of beauty to watch.

>>87155908
>saying that but not posting pics

Still waiting anon.

>>87156656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4-T0UhQXc4
watch this

>>87156093
Rich does. He just doesn't want to reveal that he watches cartoons of Star Wars

>>87156563
Blobby's on a whole other level.

>>87156093
Rich probably does. I honestly doubt Mike does, the guy doesn't even know how to play video games and doesn't ever watch cartoons, he's a drunk who likes movies and that's it.

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>>87156761
the weak should fear the strong

>>87156761
God...what a faggot.

Who has a the more retarded potato walk Cuckman or Rolf?

I think Cuckman might actually be autistic or something and James may have a club foot.

>>87148741
What is this....?

Why is he so angry?

>>87156693

The Escapist YT channel is literally just Yahtzee videos now. I'm honestly shocked Yahtzee still hasn't jumped ship, did he sign a 20 year contract or something?

Is 500k views per YT video that bad? He's also airing his episodes on the Escapist a week before YT, which is probably siphoning a fair number of viewers (as opposed to PewDiePie or Game Grumps or w/e who only upload to YT)

>>87156932
No, it's a good amount, but people that have been in the game way less time are doing way better. That Dunkey guy gets like 3-4 million per video and he releases as often as Yahtzee.

ZP is stale as fuck as a format. It works but not enough to stay trending.

>>87148866
>Not a single (you) for this fan art of Rey fighting the legs and chest of Darth Maul
It took hard work

>>87157185
>It took hard work

I don't believe that for a second, but here's your pity (You)
>>87148866

>>87157185
how many hours in MS paint?

>>87156501
Zero Punctuation's youtube channel is nothing but Ben Croshaw uploads. It's sad.

>>87157816

ZP is Ben Croshaw's main show, Escapist is the sinking ship that has nothing but Ben Croshaw uploads.

>>87157903
Right. I'm an idiot.

What if you had the top half of Darth Maul joined with another top half of Darth Maul? Then you'd have double Darth Maul like a playing card with two double lightsabers.

>>87152659

>Anything from TGWTG being in non-shit tier

>>87155616
It's also a very good movie reviewer, he manages to make a decent case even for really subpar movies, he doesn't abuse irony or criticism, but actually makes like to watch the movie, instead of making you hate a movie on the basis that it was more fun for the reviewer to just destroy it.

>>87152659
Where is Jeremy Jahns for the "Makes me want to die" tier

>>87158338
He says virtually nothing about a film he reviews, except to summarize the plot and whether he liked it.

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>>87152659
I seriously forgot Blockbuster Buster even existed. That guy was bottom of the fucking barrel.

>>87152659

>Yahtzee above Pissed of Pablo

Yahtzee can talk fast but has terrible insight unlike Mad Mendez

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>>87156546
The irony is that for all their complaining about button prompts, QTEs and handholding, they are the exact type of audience who cause developers to make their games have more handholding and more accessible because every time a game doesn't hold their hand they get angry and drop it in under an hour because they get frustrated. Their words during the reviews and their actions during streams are very contradictory.

>>87156689
Its funny how Rich, Mike and Jay are fine with people making fun of them in the comments, like Rich having diabetes, Mike being alcoholic, Jay being a dirty cock slut etc, but Jack got angry about people saying he has AIDS. Pretty indicative of how much of a sensitive cunt he is, the fact anons are unironically warming to him is worrying.
He's also a hypocrite, he criticized AVGN for overusing toilet humour (rightly so) but then also made Hey Hey Hee Hee which was nothing but toilet humour.
Also, Karin liked CisBusters. nuff said.

>>87155616
James has the personality of a wet blanket, its such a struggle to watch even 30 seconds James and Mike Mondays because its like watching two lumps of wood. he's also so beta and passive it seems like a small wind would blow him over, no wonder he got pussy whipped by his wife so hard.

the sound effect of them pulling up the picture of that penguin thing followed by dead silence was the funniest part of any of these episodes

>>87158491
Dirty Domingo could talk for 30 minutes and not say anything more than a 100 word paragraph, he's James Rolfe tier

>>87155620
I might actually sign up for their patreon after this, I had no idea what the paywalled content was like, this is bretty good.

>>87155616
That's why I like him. A simple man with simple tastes. There's nothing pretentious about him at all.

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>getting into rlm and realizing just how many gifs and internet memes come from them

Why did no one tell me

>>87156693

>The Escapist is probably one of the worst sites literally ever.

Escapist only became relevant due to Zero Punctuation. I remember ten years ago when I turned 18 and saw Yatzee's first video game review on Youtube (before he started doing them on The Escapist) and it was honestly the biggest fresh breath of air at the time due to the horribly pandering and shill like atmosphere of the entire game 'journalist' industry. One that still lingers horribly just in different forms.

Has Yatzee gotten stale? Is he a one trick pony? Well most people who in the business do. In fact you could say he was stale around 2008 as all his videos are the same type of format. Difference is that they're still entertaining despite his forced political commentary and his obvious contempt for online games since he's really fucking bad at them.

> this is a market where a lesbian who makes fun of retarded children for 10 minutes while playing counter strike gets 2 million views per video.

That's because the lowest common denominator will always find shit like Football In The Groin to be hysterical. Why do you think games like Goat Simulator immediately become popular?

>>87156932

>Is 500k views per YT video that bad?

I'll say this, it is the Summer and if you take a look at the view count, it started around 3 months ago when views dipped. This is common though since most of the big titles come out in the Fall and Spring.

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>>87148741
Damn. The links are dead. Did YouTube take down all those videos? Fucking censorship!

>>87158453
>I seriously forgot Blockbuster Buster even existed. That guy was bottom of the fucking barrel.
t. someone who hasn't watched Confused Matthew

>>87158807
I swear Confused Matthew was some turbo-autist who thinks that all movie scripts should conform to certain structures depending on what their genre is and whenever something doesn't he shits his pants.

>>87148363
Luke skywalker won't even leave that island

>>87158453
All I remember about Film Brain or Blockbuster Buster was that they didn't seem to have any sort of unique gimmick or niche. They were just Doug but even more annoying and with even lower production values. Even most the shittiest Channel Awesome people realized you needed to have some kind of unique hook.

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>>87158944
He definitely has autism. I'm more sure about him than any other internet critic. He has autism.

rlm sucks ass and is gay

>>87159843
Hello rebbit.

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>>87148741

>>87156529
I would absolutely love that. The darth Vader one was pure gold

>>87155985

oy vey

>>87155620
>>87158573
>>87158573
non-shill here... same

> pathetic fucking shill videos
Wtf, shill is a mainstream word now?

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Did they know about this before making Darth Maul joke?

>mike keeps breaking characters

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>jay keeps laughing at every single joke anyone makes
Is he a cuck?

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>>87162579

no ur the cuck!!!

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hmm

>>87148363
What does it mean if nerd crew is the only rlm I can tolerate these days?

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>>87135964

My "review" on the "review" of Red Letter Media

>replying to a lonely insecure shitposter
>exasperatedly posts the same copypasta in every single RLM thread he happens to run across
>often follows up with saying that no one has yet refuted his terrible opinion

>Rich, an unemployed construction worker (...) knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent.
Nevermind how ironic it is that someone who has been shitposting the same thing for half a decade by now calls something "forced", Rich is by far the kindest, most lovable person on the entire crew. There's no record of him ever "becoming violent" other than your personal fanfiction.

>Jack, a failed viral marketer (...) he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in
Jack has been with RLM since the very beginning and there's a consensus that he still feels incredibly organic amongst the cast whether you like him or not, but sure, believe in whatever you want to.

>Mike, an over-the-hill "director", only makes "ironically bad" videos (...) 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster.
There's nothing "ironically bad" about the Plinkett reviews. They're widely enjoyable as solid pieces of film criticism, so much that even Ebert himself praised them. As for the "economic disaster" part, just look at their Patreon figures, do you really think Mike suffered any loss with Space Cop?

>Jesse, the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.
Jesse hasn't been around for years now, and neither is there any record of her "buying jewelry with Patreon money". Once again, mere fanfiction.

>Jay, the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth.
Possibly the most senseless point, how was Jay even changed at all?

Overall, this pasta is a sad mixture of fanfiction and insecurity, and not much more. Nothing to see here, folks.

>>87164342
>there's a consensus that he still feels incredibly organic amongst the cast

[citation needed]

Jack needs to eat a fucking bullet.

>>87164342
>how was Jay even changed at all?
Used to be a fat slob, now lost weight and generally takes care of his appearance. IE, not a degenerate fat, balding neckbeard like the rest of the cast.

>>87156323
Hedonic treadmill m8

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>>87152659
>no Georg Rockall-Schmidt

Pleb list senpai

>>87164618
They're not fat. They're just from Wisconsin. To be honest, they're all extremely skinny compared to most people that live there -- even Rich.

>>87164342
>Jesse hasn't been around for years now,
it's three year old pasta. don't respond to it.

Hahaha, I really like watching my friends from Red Letter Media.

>>87148501
They have an actual budget for sets and props, so no, they own them sincerely - as props.

>>87152659
>all that nostalgiacritic stuff in top tier
god no, fuck off
todd in the fucking shadows?
Jeuss kill yourself

>>87156121
>no more drown out
it hurts

Very cool, Very cool.

>great tier
Rick
Mike
Jessi

>Good tier
Jay
Colin

>Meh tier
Jack
Jim

>Bleach tier
Joah

Are all /tv/ threads like this?

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>>87162579
>early half in the bag
>jay says something long winded
>mike disagrees
>can see the look in jays eyes like he's been back stabbed
something is wrong with that man

>>87165918
Jim is the worst because he doesn't like making fun of bad movies.

Josh - very meh, but at least he's not a wet blanket.

>>87166156
>Jim is the worst because he doesn't like making fun of bad movies.

I thought this too until I rewatched every BotW and came to the conclusion that Jim is one of the funniest guys I've seen on RLM.

It's so fucking subtle what he does but he does it so well that people overlook it.

>>87166223
this

i get happy everytime i see the canadians

>>87166223
Jim is shit, the only reason they have Len on the show is so he looks good by comparison.

>>87166223
What the fuck are you talking about? When everyone else in participating in discussion he's off to the side being a useless faggot getting triggered by the lightest joke. You can't just say
>LE SUBTLE
and not explain yourself

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>>87165918
Wrong. True tier list below:

Pre-TFA, Plinkett review era Mike > Powergap > Fat Jay > Pre-2014 Rich > Chad Jay > GMP-Era Mike > Current Year Mike > Jim > Colin > GMP-Era Rich > GMP-Era Jay > Gillian > Len (2nd appearance) = Freddie Williams (1st appearance) = Jessie > Powergap > Drunk AIDSMoby > Len (1st appearance) > Freddie Williams (2nd appearance) > Powergap > cancer > Powergap > Karen > Current Year Rich > Gilchrist > AIDSMoby > Beardfat > Max Landis

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>>87166223
My first Jim video was the osteoporosis dance one, didn't care for him much then, but he's really grown on me over time, he has some terrific comedic moments.

>>87166573
>Jim > Colin
Fucking seriously? Colin's up there. He's like a deadpan version of Jay.

Anyone remember that time Tim Hackdecker appeared on hacks in the bag? What was even the point? He was there for like 20 seconds and didn't even make any jokes

>>87148363
Is Rich Evans /ourguy/ or is it Mike?

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>>87166810
Rich Evans has some sort of mental problem that causes him to have delayed reactions and lowers his ability to concentrate when people are talking. Probably from excessive amounts of drug usage as a young teen. Mike is a huge racist asshole who purposely doesn't give feedback to his friends when they are trying to have a discussion. He comes off as a psychopath if you ever talk to him in real life. I would say Rich Evans is olde4chan and Mike is nu4chan

>>87166890
I think there is some kind of complex in the group where everyone else feels like Mike will fire them if they don't laugh at his pathetic rehashed jokes and puns. It alters the behavior of everyone else to the point where we aren't able to observe the real personality of redlettermedia.

>>87166722
>Colin
>deadpan
He spent the entire WotW 6 laughing his ass off hysterically, he mugs a lot too.

best thing they've done since the last nerd crew

>>87166810
Mike is an alcoholic turbopleb who unironically loves Jurassic World and Force Awakens and gives a pass to any shit Hollywood pumps out, and he has probably never heard of Lang, Tarkovsky, Kurosawa, Murnau, Ishii or Herzog. Not even pleb-friendly stuff like Cronenberg or Oshii.
So yes, he probably is /tv/'s guy

Do mike and jay still play video games? They seem like the kind of immature manchildren who would play into their 30s.

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>>87167003
Wrong. The Last Vampire BOTW was RLMkino. Probably the best thing they've done in years.

>>87166890
>Probably from excessive amounts of drug usage as a young teen
It's from drug abuse alright, but not his... Rich Evans is a crack baby.

>>87167019
Jay recently played that Friday the 13th game with them on the pre-rec stream. He doesn't do it on his own time though.

Mike... well, if there was a game where you can literally throw a rock at the poc then he'd be all over it but meh

>>87155978
>>trust our opinions on movies even though all of ours are unwatchable!

Yes everyone watching these videos is seeking high level movie analysis and not comedy, you fucking sperg.

>>87167096
>Jay recently played that Friday the 13th game with them on the pre-rec stream. He doesn't do it on his own time though.
Link? And those faggots didn't talk about anything political did they?

>>87155978
Space Cop was competent and got a few chuckles out of me. Not as entertaining as their actual criticism, but it wasn't shit, not by a long shot.

Mike's acting was shit, though. I'd rather see him play a non-copyright infringing Galactic Hegemonic Ruler in a hood than do his 1920s schtick.

>>87148741
Anon, I…

>>87167250
Mike's line delivery made me cringe every time he was talking. He has that Lucas syndrome, no one else in RLM will tell him that he's not being funny because he pays them. As an old friend, Rich could have told him, but Rich is so retarded and has no sense of quality that he didn't even realize how unfunny Mikes acting was. RLM are a bunch of lucky hacks that somehow have a following of retarded underaged memelinneals who happen to be alive during the most cynical period of time in history. If there was an actual internet movie critic producing quality content and not youtube garbage, RLM would have no reason to exist. RLM don't review movies they want to review, they review movies that will get them the most views. It's fucking pathetic. RLM needs to just die already.

>>87167019
Jay played SNES as a kid but that's it, he'll occasionally pick up a controller
>>87167238
>And those faggots didn't talk about anything political did they?
Most of them avoid it, AIDSMoby will occaisionally spill spaghetti over drumpf

>>87156761
Holy shit he made that autistic montage at the start? Seeing that webm everywhere I thought someone edited it to make him look as bad as possible.

What a sperg.

>>87167408
aidsmoby is such cancer. Why does he have to be a main guy in BotW? Fuck he belongs behind a camera and that's it. No one wants to hear his dumbass normalfag lecturing that shuts down everyone else for minutes and destroys the flow of the group.

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>Len always wants them to say nice things about the movie.

>>87164618
he lost weight, that's the opposite of personal growth you fucking retard

>>87167446
This video really highlights how much of a faggot he is, remember this video remember anybody tries defending him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_YmPkh68uY

>>87167238
https://www.youtube.com/user/PreRecRLM/search?query=jay

for me it's the third video down

two parter, both parts worth it

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>make a marginally humorous video once
>proceed to milk it until it doesn't even resemble funny

People watch these?

>>87167451
Watch the special "conversation with Len" episode. Len doesn't like it when a bunch of nobody literally whos continually criticize content while knowing nothing about creating/producing content. Which is pretty much all RLM does. Len probably despises RLM but uses them for publicity.

>>87167475
underrated post

>>87167534
That was his first time meeting them, he met up again this year and the BotW this time was way more chill than before.

Wow you faggots take RLM really personally. This is the saddest thread I've ever seen.

>>87167853
>wow you actually care about the quality of the shit you consume and take your hobby seriously
Fuck off normalfag. You don't belong on this website. I would kill you if I saw you on the streets.

>>87167853
This isn't even the worst RLM thread I've seen this year.

Try to keep up faggot

>>87167895
>bragging about being in every single RLM thread
Pathetic

I don't know about you faggots but I'm just happy to see more Jay.

>>87167937
it's a living

>>87167853
It's almost as sad as being unable to achieve an erection when you remember that Brad from accounting has a more expensive car than you. Isn't that right, normie?

>>87168043
You fuckers are seriously brain damaged.

>>87168084
>You fuckers are seriously brain damaged.
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-----

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>>87167853
Go donate more to their patreon shill

>>87168084
Don't you have better things to do, like polishing your espresso maker?

>>87155594
poor little white guy

>>87156108
I think I saw some lego in the background of this ep.

>>87148741
Is this an advertisement? Cause now I want to be a patron to get access to all that additional quality content! Thanks for the heads up, anon!

>>87155964
D:

>posting in a LITERAL shill thread

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>>87155964

>>87158573
honestly agreeing with this, it looks like pretty good shit

guys I think my brain's broke
I honestly can't remember aidsmoby's real name now

>>87153160
Hugging is still the best move for covert sniffing.
It's that or wait until he sleeps.

Man that was painful, had to turn it off after a couple minutes. They should just stick to best of the worst.

>>87166223
Nah, he's just trying to fit in

>>87171636
Myson Jackson "Pee Pee" Packard

>>87171636
That is his real name. The will of people commands it.

AIDSmoby will be on his tombstone.

>>87148501
People send it to them

>>87155784
Did their studio seriously burn down?

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>>87172485
>Catalog
Yes that tiny fire in the popcorn maker that they obviously put out right after was very dangerous.

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>>87148741

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>>87148741

>>87155620
>That first half in the bag shoot
>the very last few seconds
>Mike walks past the camera and Jay instinctively covers up his sandwich and looks VERY nervous
Did Mike used to beat Jay up and take his lunch in school?

>>87172770
Some of you faggots really need to get outside and talk to actual people more often.

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>>87148741
you cheeky cunt

>>87152659
>Putting Yahtzee that high on the list
By his own admission he's not even really fit to be a reviewer, all he does is play 2-3 hours of a game while barely paying attention, then shit out a "review". Admittedly his early ZP videos were very well done, he's got supremely shit taste and often relies on making jokes instead of actual criticisms.

If anything, put "Old Yahtzee" there if you have to. The new Yahtzee just shits out a half-assed review so he can get his Escapist paycheck then he goes back to shilling whatever shitty side project he's trying to sell.

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>>87152659
I only watch rlm

>>87152659
>No YMS in its own "dog fucker" tier

>>87152659
>no Jontron

reminder that he originally wanted to be a film reviewer but he saw how many people were already doing film review stuff at the time so he just went on to this little ovrerlooked genre known as "gaming"

>>87172645
Jay Bauman: The Hobbit Years

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milwaukee at it again with its "lets put experimental genetic modifiers in the water" prank again

>>87172770
I like how Mike just walks into shots while Jay always walks around it.

>>87151705
Fuck off Chris.

>>87174774
Holy shit, young Mike looked great.

>>87174774
Jay is the biggest UNJUST ever