Think they'll pronounce Tolkien correctly?
I'd suck up her pussy juices and make tender love to her by the fireplace
Hoping she'll accept me because I'm black
>>87143871
Nice bait attempt /pol/ faggot
>>87143895
who cares about this shitskin in the OP anyway?
>America
>White
Can they at least get someone who looks like the person they are portraying?
Wonder if they'll keep the part where she gets tired of his fantasy horseshit and tells him expressly not to put 'Beren & Luthien' on their graves (which he did anyway because she died first).
>>87143895
Fuck off you retarded faggot.
>>87143994
>Wonder if they'll keep the part where she gets tired of his fantasy horseshit and tells him expressly not to put 'Beren & Luthien' on their graves (which he did anyway because she died first).
kek, sauce?
>>87143871
Man you /pol/fags are obsessed with blacks, it's almost like you want to be them, or at least roleplay as them over the internet.
>>87143994
I wouldn't worry, by the time they get around to filming Johnny Tolkien will be a poor black kid who grew up on a housing estate in Birmingham who had to write stories based on his time in a local street gang to escape his grinding poverty.
>>87143777
I fucking hate modern filmmaking casting every character as 10/10 paragons of sex. Is there a director any more with even a hint of artistic instinct? Is it really necessary to cast a fucking Tolkien biopic like a porn shoot? O yes, Nicholas Hoult will be a great Tolkien, mainly because his smouldering blue eyes make girls wet. O yes, Lily Collins will make a great Mrs. Tolkien, because her thighs are pillows for the gods. This is art! We're artists! But God forbid our film be dependent on quality and not eye candy.
>>87146866
If quality had anything to do with it, they wouldn't be paying tribute to J. R. R. Tolkien. This is happening because Christopher won't sell the Silmarillion, but dead public figures are fair game.
>>87147421
What do you mean? I'm not mad at the biopic itself... A biopic about one of the GOAT writers has potential.
>>87143777
I want to touch her eyebrows
>>87143871
Unironically this.
>>87143777
Why is hollywood trying to make her "a thing?"
>Nicholas Hoult
But why?
>>87143777
How is it pronounced?
>>87149709
Tolkey Inn
>>87149762
cool
Why are they even doing a Tolkien biopic? What about his career as a professor and writer is kino?
>>87145743
*crickets*
>>87149709
>>87149762
>>87149837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHCOYc-Tnnc