>assuming unlimited budget
How would you create the HH series in tv/film. Who would you cast?
I wouldn't.
I'd make Gaunt's Ghosts or Eisenhorn instead.
>>87142069
Schwarzenigger in his prime. Use the unlimited budget to make him young again.
>>87142069
never ever. hollywood would take as a personal cruzade to absolutely %100 dilute any proto estoic-fascist, human supremacist sentiment out of the movie.
>>87142069
Why is this a question.
>oh hi horus
>>87142069
also the horus heresy would work perfectly as a tv series, each season could be a different book.
>tfw no high budget TV adaptation of Prospero Burns and A Thousand Sons
>>87144131
Nigga there's like 40 books
>>87144057
Yeah could work.
Slightly more olive would be preferable, but he looks good in long hair and has a strong looking face.
>>87144175
50, but to be honest a large chunk of them are trash and can be forgotten.
>>87144057
Wouldn't be more fitting as sanguinius or fulgrim?
>>87144284
I think they should be more boy band pretty.
>>87144284
He would actually make a pretty good Fulgrim desu
>>87144284
travis fimmel as sangy pls
>>87142069
Why is this guy's head so small? The armor seems to contour to his muscles. Is he deformed, or in a robot suit?
>>87142069
Bredan Fraser as generic_dead_imperialguard_04
Daily reminder that he was a Turk. A Turk! Kebab!
>>87144481
you bring yourself to a place of unhappieness when analyzing proportions of 40k
>>87144539
No he was not.
There were no turks in anatolia in the 8th millenium bc.
>>87144481
Big E was THICC. Not so much these days however.
>>87144481
Because he was FUCKHUEG. Spess Mahreen heads stay relatively the same while they genetically buff their muscles and replace their bones with metal.
>>87144539
And America is only 52% white, what's your point mongrel?
>>87144677
64%
>>87144539
he IS proto armenid
>>87144701
No, 52% when you exclude the Mexicans, Arabs and the North Africans which the US census somehow considers "white".
>>87144539
he was just created by Turk shamen, doesnt make him a roach
>>87144799
Not that guy but US is 64% white if you exclude Mexicans. Non-Hispanic whites is the classification.
>>87144825
By merging multiple Turks together. He's a triple Turk. A triple kebab God Emperor of the Humankind!
>>87144913
I-ITS NOT TRUE. XENOS GET OUT.
Introduce the series with Guard movies. Fifteen Hours would be perfect.
Horus Heresy as a tv series. 2-3 episodes that are an hour+ long for each book. Start off with the first three in the series, then First Heretic and Fulgrim at the same time, leading up to Istvaan V. After that I don't know. Maybe Garro finding Loken, I don't know where I would fit in the entire Thousand Sons/Space Wolves story in.
All I know is that I want the climax of the first season to be Argel Tal saying "Forgive me, brother" while the raven guard and falling back into them, and giving the order to open fire. I need this.
>>87144623
>two left hands
Todd Duffee as... someone. He has the most space marinee face I've ever seen.
>>87145277
Young Rogal Dorn.
>>87144057
>>87144200
Good choice. Plus he can act. Not The Emperor though. Emps isn't being played by some damn jew.
>>87145130
>2-3 episodes that are an hour+ long for each book.
You could stretch Prospero Burns/Thousand Sons over an entire season, but otherwise that sounds perfect.
>>87145273
With his last breath the Emperor used his biomancy to alter his right hand to confuse all who would see him on the throne from then on, as a joke.
He's a funny guy.
>>87142069
>not having Morgan Freeman as the Emperor
>>87145273
>questioning the emperor
>>87143980
Unironically this
PERFECT face
>>87145277
Rogal or Roboute?
>>87145495
Lion
Who could be cast as an Eversor?
Gary Busesy or Gilbert Gottfried?
>NOW IM A MEMEBER OF THE OFFICIO ASSASINORUM AND I CAN HAVE ALL THE FREZONE I WANT!!!!
>>87145479
>emps was essentially autistic, no social skills and only had one friend (Malcador)
>he had many forms and disguises while growing up
he could actually be the emperor for all we know
>all the clues are in The Room somewhere
Ferrus Mannus?
>>87145479
It is but he needs a booming voice.
>>87145560
Train him to act for years and he still probably won't have the chops to portray someone like those. Guill is basically a young Brando but that's obviously not an option.
>>87145634
Garviel Loken
Which Games Workshop aesthetic would the movie have? Early 1980s Rogue Trader goofy, late 80s thrash metal cover, early 90s satire, late 90s grimdark, mid 2000s serious or 2017s nu-Blizzard art style?
Personally I would like a grimdark mid90s atmosphere just like the 3rd Edition rulebook
>you'll never see Sigismund challenging and dueling thousands of heretic champions with his black sword
>you'll never see Sangy hold the gate solo against millions of daemons and chaos marines
>you'll never see the biblical encounter aboard the Vengeful Spirit
>you'll never see sanguinius duel Horus to the death, and get fucked up beyond all recognition
>same with empy
>you'll never see ollanious pious get blown to hell by Horus in a last act of futile defiance
Just kill me
>>87145828
Mid 2000s srs
>>87145826
Wasn't Garviel blond and light of complexion?
In warhammer I think I would like to see a movie showing the meeting of the primarchs.
>>87145828
3rd - 4th editions best editions
Grimdark and Blanche are the things that made 40k iconic
>>87145855
>>you'll never see ollanious pious get blown to hell by Horus in a last act of futile defiance
>scenes women will never understand
standing tall infront of a literal demigod with nothing but a rifle and a set of adamantium testicles, knowing you're going to die but at least you're not going to die on your knees. fuck the perpetual retcon as well.
Now cast him.
>>87146029
Patrick Stewart
>>87144999
>the one man to unite humanity in a facist dictatorship is a turk
/pol/ on suicidewatch.
>>87145742
god i wish that were me
>>87143980
>perfect face
Would spend unlimited budget making hil good at acting
>>87146130
He was also Jesus. And Buddha. And Mohammed. And pretty much every single religious figure ever.
>>87146029
Liam Neeson? His true form at least.
>>87146130
>is a turk
but that's wrong
>>87146244
It's not lmao.
>>87146232
Sshhh anon we don't mention this piece of fluff anymore because people might get upset!
>>87146244
He's not a Turk but his current body is Turkish. So he's kind of a kebab.
Never liked the retcon making Emps 15ft tall or whatever. Liked him being space marine size. Why does he need to be physically bigger than the primarchs to be no.1?
>>87144913
what's the sauce for this?
>>87146232
Based workshop when are they going to co operate with taleworlds for a wh40k game?
>>87146374
Because being bigger means that he's physically superior.
>>87146269
there were no turks in anatolia when he was born
so he was not a turk
>>87146374
He can alter his appearance anyway, hence how he's been Jesus etc.
>>87146383
the lore. Regardless of if it was Turkey or not, he's got olive skin and black hair, hated religion and considered all races equal (and above xeno filth) so people photoshopping Trump onto him makes fuck all sense outside of plebbit muh godemperor memes.
>>87146450
But Trump isn't a religious guy and he's not a racist, despite all the memes floating around.
>>87146450
>the lore
no way!?!?
where in the lore retard?
>>87146432
Originally the primarchs *were* superior to him in some ways (physically being one of them). But he had mong strength warp powers so that was moot.
>>87144623
Why can't they just clone his body and transfer his soul?
Cast Sanguinius
>>87146374
Wait, when did they retcon this?
Being as large as a primarch was stupid enough considering he is supposed to be alive today. Pretty sure an 11 foot angelic man won't be unnoticed for long...
>>87146478
Trump is also not in the process of systematically eradicating off the face of the earth every dissenting opinion on the nature of religion and the pure perfectness of all human forms with his two good hands and whatever finely crafted gilded melee weapon happens by, like Big E would any time given the chance after stepping into the limelight.
>>87146523
Forgotten knowledge plus Big E's power level is too high for that. He would become a warp god on death. You have to remember Emperor is a conglomeration of Earth's early shamans a.k.a powerful psykers
>>87146613
>Forgotten knowledge'
That excuse doesn't work here. Cloning is easy as fuck for us right now and they are already transferring souls to feed him.
>>87146549
Give him long blonde hair. Women and men want him already so the choice is obvious.
>>87146662
Face is perfect but would it work with the long blonde hair?
>>87146610
oh no the memes don't perfectly mirror reality, call the police
>>87146478
>But Trump isn't a religious guy and he's not a racist, despite all the memes floating around.
>"What's my favorite book of all time? the bible!" - D Trump
Trump IDF plz fuck off back to /pol/
>>87146657
Clones don't work in 40k something *always* goes horribly wrong plus heresy
>>87146743
>Clones don't work in 40k
Science doesn't work?
>>87146727
He had to do it to get the republican approval. He literally didn't know his "favorite" verse from the Bible. Had to paraphrase it.
>>87142069
Tommy Wiseau
>>87146657
It absolutely does.
41st Millennium scientists are so clueless and lacking in any actual understanding of biological study, that when they unearthed monkey skeletons they presumed that the tail functioned like that of a scorpion, delivering venom. They're utterly lacking in understanding biology and genetics that isn't already written down for them.
The few of them that are actually clever enough to figure out things on their own are perpetually on a collision course with a bolter to the temple.
>>87146774
You obviously don't know your fluff m8
Keith Carradine as Malcador the Sigillite?
>>87146774
they do, but chaos gods stick their dicks in. Horus has been cloned a few times for example, something went wrong each time.
>>87146441
His people became turks though.
So after all he is one.
>>87146523
It won't be the emperor, it will be a copy. Closest thing to clones of the emperor were the primarchs and half of them fucked the galaxy up. Thats a 50% chance of failure.
That's not including the ecclesiary and inquistion will instantly brand any cloning attempt as heresy, and the perpetrators (probably mars) will have billions of imperial gaurd, hundreds of thousands of SoB's, thousands of space marines, hundreds of inquisitors and their private armies, and dozens of assasins on them.
>>87146774
Science is incredibly FUCKED in 40k. Especially in the current Imperium that's regressing further and further. In this universe even the AIs can get corrupted by demons which is why they can't make smart robots anymore. And cloning doesn't work as it should either. Space Marines always get some kind of genetic fuck up in the process, so much so that every chapter is special in some way because of it.
>like my grimdark edge as much as the next lad
>tried to read w40k
>in even edgier and more full of cliches than i expected
Although I did like the inquisition story with some office worker, who discovered some numbers or a formula that was linked to chaos somehow or some such thing.
I can't imagine being a fan of this franchise though, seeing as they will probably never implement big changes or story development, out of fear of disturbing the status quo and losing on their figurine sales or whatever.
>>87146774
>science
>in 40k
All they do is throw dice operating fuckancient machinery they vaguely even understand and pray to Empruh stuff happens.
>>87146786
This. Imagine the dark age where the warring tribes and nation's had access to caves of tanks and guns and technical guides on how to maintain and build them. They won't be able to forge the materials but can salvage peices together and crudely mainain some.
>>87146917
>pray to Omnissiah
FTFY
>>87146783
>reeeeeeeee trump
die
>>87146822
perfect, Malcador is old as shit mind you so need some makeup work perhaps.
>>87146903
it was originally a parody but takes itself too seriously now. They have "progressed" the story a bit recently mind you.
>>87143980
Oh shit that's good. Did you create the thread to post this?
>>87146955
>>87146839
and we're all africans
>>87146700
Tie it back? Give him a laurel made of dark red to resemble the dark hairline?
I would try and Photoshop but I only know how to use paint... so I can't and don't wanna embaress myself.
>>87147002
>oc on /tv/
i saved it from 4chan if that helps
>>87142583
eisenhorn + ravenor + pariah (if the cunt finnishes that someday) actually could take off.
with gaunts ghosts and hh you would have to go for a series because its just so much but the inquisition trilogys would be just that
>>87146903
>they will probably never implement big changes or story development, out of fear of disturbing the status quo and losing on their figurine sales or whatever.
Funny you should say that, as just a few months ago a book came out that made some extremely important progress. Cadia, the last imperial stronghold planet stopping chaos from pouring out of The Eye of Terror has fallen. Roboute Guilliman, one of the most non-grimdark of the loyalist primarchs have been revived from his perpetual stasis and is back in action, trying to reform the empire from within.
>>87146727
american presidents all pretend to love the bible
>>87146549
Jason Lewis? He can't act for shit though.
>>87142150
>Implying the Emperor wasn't Adolf Hitler and the world wasnt ready for him
>>87142069
>A golden light built behind Uriah and he saw his shadow thrown out onto th graven surface
of the altar. The pearlescent hands of the clock shimmered in the reflected light and the ebony
face gleamed.
>Where once the church had bee gloomy and filled with shadows,it was now a place of
light.
>Uriah pulled himself to his feet and turned to see a wondrous figure standing before him, towering and magnificent, clad in golden armour fashioned with love and the greatest skill, every plateembossed with thunderbolts and eagles.
cont
>>87144539
>Emperor born ~10,000 BC at the dawn of civilization in the Levant
>belongs to an ethnic group that only settled the area in ~1200 AD
>>87147364
>Gone was Revelation, and in his place was a towering warrior of exquisite splendour, an exemplar of all that was regal and inspirational in humanity.The armour bulked his form out beyond measure and Uriah felt tears spilling from his eyes as he realised he had seen this breathtakingly, achingly perfect face once before.
Stupid PDF formatting, well in any case, how much CGI would every scene with the Emperor require? This was taken from the short novel "The last church".
>>87144539
WTF I like Horus now.
>>87144284
The guy who played Malfoy's dad in the Harry Potter movies would be a decent cast for Fulgrim. Mark Strong for Horus.
>>87147353
Dietrich Eckart would be me guess. The jewish and dysgenics problems were eventually resolved after the wars of the 21st century.
>>87147525
Old avg looking jewish guy for Fulgrim and merely above avg looking guy for Horus? No.
Main problem is the dearth of masculine handsome actors working in Hollywood today. The few masculine ones getting work are nonWhite and obviously they're no good.
>>87146662
You can't cast a bald guy to play a god
R8 this old image from /tv/? After these fags made GoT from CKII:the show into normiecore fanfiction I can't say I trust them one bit, but would this list make at least a decent product for HH?
>>87142069
>>87147995
FFS negros won't be around by then, nowhere near, drop it.
A young Donald J Trump
>>87147917
Seeing this just inspired me. Why not entirely repurpose the cast of Spartacus, resurrect Andy, and have starz do episodes of the HH with blockbuster tier funding per episode? Lucy lawless as a sister, Andy as roboute or sanguinius, Mau as horus
>>87147917
Nikolaj should be Sanguinius
>>87147917
>NOT HAVING RON PEARLMAN AS EITHER MAGNUS OR LEEMAN RUSS
>>87148189
>Tallarn
>Vulkan
>Space Sharks
>Salamanders in general.
>the Custodes
You obviously don't know what you're talking about
>>87149153
>salamanders
>black
They aren't negros my friend. Blacker than anyone currently living on this planet, with red eyes to boot
>>87149153
The salamanders aren't negroid
They are Caucasoid with black (not brown) pigmentation.
>>87146523
First of all, cloning is a no no in 40k. Everything goes wrong in the end, even if you make a perfect specimen. Presumably because the clone lacks a soul.
Second, even if it would work, the Emperor is still somewhat human. Old fluff was that he was one being, born out of thousands of human shamans. If I understood /tg/ correctlyand they aren't lying through their teeth, in the HH books he actually stole his powers from the Chaos gods. I haven't gotten that far, so idk. But whatever explanation, the Emperor is not purely a psychic entity and as such he can't just move into a new body.
And last and the most important. The Emperor has to keep himself alive. Chaos has grown too strong and the Emperor is the only thing preventing Chaos literally tearing apart reality and replacing it with Chaos. He keeps himself alive, because humanity is currently still undergoing it's psychic evolution. If they survive long enough to achieve their potential, then the Emperor can finally allow himself to die (and presumably be reborn) without reality being destroyed.
>>87149276
>>87149229
>no, they're white people with black skin and red eyes I swear!
A nigger with red eyes is still a nigger
And a nigger who used to be white is still a nigger
If it ain't white, it ain't right, cucks.
>>87149153
While I agree that 40k is diverse as fuck, your examples are all wrong.
>Tallarns are space Arabs
>Vulkan and Salamanders are whites, but with charcoal black skin and red eyes
>Space Sharks recruit from all over the Imperial frontier worlds so a black one would be perfectly fine, but they are Raven Guard successors and their skin turns completely pale/albino and they have black eyes
>the Custodes presumably recruit from Terra so it's possible they pick up a few nig nogs too, but so far all of their artwork shows them as whites and a few tan dudes in the older pics
>>87149846
The space marines can alter their skin tone at will too
>>87149846
>>87149710
>>87149276
>>87149229
>>87149153
There's no way niggers would have survived the post muh equality diversity order since they're useless and a drain in every possible way. It's possible, even likely, that come populations stranded on abundant worlds during the Age Of Strife might have become niggery due to the selective pressures an environment like tha would exert. Still it wouldn't be enough time to transform them into full niggers. Salamanders evolved black (as in obsidian) skin due to their harsh environment, a k-selected environment, which kept them White and high quality in mental characteristics.
>>87145828
>late 80s thrash metal cover
this
>>87144665
i really feel like they should've did what the star craft marines did and had this internal glove/control thing in the forearm that controls a mechanical hand.
>>87150069
What?
The geneseed mutations are involuntary and only happen once or gradually degrade/are more prominent as the Marine gets older.
Closest I can remember is that in one of the books the Marines started developing slightly darker skin because they have been deployed to a desert planet for a longer period of time. Or maybe radiation or some shit. But that seemed like something the author came up with, not something that is in the codexes.
>>87150105
That's retarded, 40k is all about your dudes in a fuckhueg galaxy. If Tyrone wants to field an army of nigger marines, then he is free to do so. Won't be lore breaking, at least the concept itself.
There are only two rules set in stone. The Marines are all male and the Grey Knights are incorruptible. Everything else is ok, even if it's basically impossible and retarded.
>>87150361
No it's a thing they can will themselves darker for sunnier planets. It's just not mentioned much because it's silly
>>87142069
young schwarzy has just the exact face
>>87142069
Donald Trump
>>87150626
Damn, yeah he'd be pretty good.
>>87150626
He's Russ or no one.
Give me $250 million and some help to take the families of pic related hostage, and I'll make it.
>>87144539
The Emperor was born in 8,000 B.C. on the Sakarya River. He far pre-dates the Turkish people
He probably looked like this, cept not a woman
>>87145855
I'd want to see a DBZ style aerial battle over the Imperial Palace between Sangy and Ka'Bandha the most desu
>>87146232
This is headcanon. The only people he's confirmed to have been was Thomas Aquinas, Count of St. Germain, and MAYBE the Italian dude who wrote Pinocchio.
>>87146374
The Emperor has no true physical appearance since his powers manifested. He's a gestalt psychic entity of pure energy. He can appear and be whatever he wants. Magnus is the same way, in one of the books Lorgar asks if anyone has ever seen Magnus' true appearance.
>>87148879
Nikolaj has the perfect face to be my nigga Bobby G
>>87150626
Threadly reminder than Emprah was Conan when he was young.
>>87145277
Yes.
>>87150105
There's no way a rock n roll sex demon would manifest from alien space pirates scissoring with each other too much and create a giant million mile long eye in the middle of the galaxy either
Or that in the far future, people fight with chainsaws
either way choose your poison
>>87150811
Arnold and Dolph in their primes as Russ and Jonson would have been perfect. Alas.
Stop
I might be autistic for even thinking this but stop entertaining the idea for a 40k movie or tv show. It's perfect already and doesn't need to be tainted by normies
>>87151759
normies would hate 40k which is why it'll never be a series
Who would he play?
>>87151954
Random space marine who dies,
>>87146774
Dollars to donuts if they plugged him. Tzeech would activate some sleeper plan and the emperor would be a pawn of chaos and rape everyone
>>87151998
An inquisitor, the emperor in his youth, a dark elf, a tech priest
>>87151165
Source on Aquinas? I guess Summa Contra Gentiles was some secret redpill needed for humanities survival
>>87152282
I can't see anyone else being an inquisitor, really
>>87146774
You know nothing of the fluff. The Orks have trucks that LITERALLY go faster because they're red. Science isn't as cut and dried in Warhammer.
Also, the film should be Titanicus.
>>87152438
Or a commissar
>>87147917
>Mamoa as my boy.
Not like this...
>>87142069
Is that a M.E.Ch.A.?
>>87152460
I was gonna say commissar as well, but I missed it
>>87152456
IIRC Orks have limited psychic abilities so when they paint something red they believe that it'll go faster so their psychic powers make it happen???
>>87144284
Fulgrim is bit more feminine in appearance. I'd almost make the point that a woman should play him to accurately portray his nature.
>>87145634
He'd be better as Perturabo
>>87142069
Le based praise kek xDDDD
>>87143415
I wouldn't even be mad
>>87145855
woah hang on, I haven't followed up with the books in awhile, what happens to Ol and john grammaticus? Last I read they were dicking around trying to cure vulkan of his insanity
>>87147244
woah that's neet, shame about cadia though
>>87149229
I mean...human populations have had time to evolve on several different planets, so "earth races" mean nothing in space.
>>87142069
If I had unlimited budget to make a 40k movie why would I want to make it about the Horus Heresy, aka Super-Powered Autistic Screeching and Daddy Issues?
>>87142069
If i want to get into this series, where would I start
>>87155443
Depends. Are you interested in vanilla 40k or 30k(The Horus Heresy)?
Whenever people ask this question, I tell them to read articles on the Lexicanum(it's a wiki) until they find something that interests them. I'd recommend starting on the page for the Emperor considering he's the central figure of the universe and then just follow links from there.
>>87155443
I would start by listening to the audio books on YouTube about the horus heresy and reading up on the primarchs on the 40k wiki
>>87145855
Fuck anon I didn't need to be reminded of those feels ;_;
>>87151126
My nigga
>>87155618
>>87155761
So I should start with "Horus Heresy", then use the wiki to find out which period interests me the most?
you just know
>>87155856
Learn about the races and important characters in the "present".
Then figure out what the whole Heresy thing was and how it fucked everything.
When you're somewhere in the middle of that, getting bored, and you have a good feel for the Primarchs, learn about the most recent events to happen.
I'm trying to figure out where Nick Cage can fit in.
>>87155856
Many people have started on the Horus Heresy. It actually does a pretty good job at easing you into the setting. There are currently around ~48 HH novels and it is still growing. I've read about 80% of them. My advice is to read the first three novels(Horus Rising, False Gods, Galaxy in Flames) and see if it still interests you. Additionally, you don't need to read every novel in the series to get a feeling for the overall picture of the war(though some novels are particularly important whereas others are shite).
Pic related is a guide I made a while back, ranking the books and number them chronologically. It is missing several of the most recent novels.
>>87156244
Thank the Omnissiah, I was right to skip over Descent of Angels.
Maybe it gets interesting at some point, but it didn't feel like 40k at all, just a bland low fantasy novel except they had guns.
>>87155856
Anon that posted the HH picture here again. This guy >>87156191 is right. Learn about the races and the 40k imperium a bit and then jump into the HH. It will help you understand the implications of the conflict better.
Pic related is Horus Lupercal, the Warmaster.
>>87156363
Pretty much all of the HH Dark Angels books are terrible. Haven't read Angels of Caliban yet so I've no clue if it's any better.
>>87155443
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
18,700 articles. Have fun.
>>87155761
>>87155856
dont use 40k wiki, use lexicanum. 40k wiki is fanfic, badly organized, rambly, and doesnt cover as much
>>87156244
Updated version btw
>>87156444
And if he wants to be more passive about it and make it feel less like homework, ArchWarhammer is informative and entertaining and Emperor Text To Speech will at least make him curious about what the characters are like in canon.
>>87153637
That's not Perturabo
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Forrix
>>87153376
pretty much they don't even have engines or working guns they JUST BELIEVE BRO and it works
>>87156525
Nice. As a side note I should say, the White Scars books were very well done. Even though I find their aesthetic boring, those books made me appreciate them and Jaghatai a lot.
>>87146657
>>87146743
>>87146774
The Warp ruins "science" in 40k.
For instance, cloning doesn't work because you can't replicate a persons psychic presence (i.e. soul) without it going horribly wrong. Clones go mad and get possessed by extra-dimensional daemons and die
>>87146523
1.) Cloning is heretical, the Imperium is backwards and dogmatic
2.) The Emperor isn't just a physical form, he's an avatar of psychic energy. You can't just replicate that even if you wanted to
3.) The Imperium at least has no "soul transferring" technology
>>87156617
General rule is that the Ultramarines, Word Bearers, White Scars, World Eaters, Iron Warriors, and Salamanders have been made better from the HH series
While Space Wolves, Thousand Sons, Dark Angels, and Sons of Horus have been made worse
everyone else is pretty much the same
>>87156704
I'd say that the Thousand Sons have improved in my eyes, if only because their fall was so deliciously tragic.
>>87156657
Doesn't the imperium uses quite a few lobotomized clones to menial labor?
The real issues show up when you try to give them a soul.
And didn't the Night Haunter clone, I think Vulkan, trying to figure out why he couldn't corrupt him?
>>87156798
Fulgrim clones Ferrus Manus over and over, trying to convince him that betraying the Emperor is right, only to kill him over and over after Ferrus refuses.
>>87156942
That's the one.
He clearly had something special about his tech, seeing as he could clone a primarch without making it an abomination.
Must have been Fabius Bile.
Luna Wolves a best
>>87155443
play Dawn of War
>>87142069
Gianna Michaels as the marines, Sophie Dee as the Orks.
In any case, I want to see Necrons.
>>87156798
Those aren't clones that are lobotomized, they're criminals. Convicted for everything from murder to the vague charge of "heresy".
When you have 1 million worlds and totalitarian tyranny it builds up quite a force
The Night Lords didn't clone Vulkan, they tried to kill him over and over again and couldn't figure out how to stop his regeneration. The Emperor's Children did clone Ferrus Manus over and over because Fulgrim was nuts, but it quickly broke down mentally
Fabius Bile has tried to clone the Primarchs but they ended up senile abominations. Abaddon had to kill a clone of Horus:
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Battle_of_Harmony
Which one of you did it
>>87155443
The beginning.
https://www.amazon.com/Horus-Rising-Heresy-Dan-Abnett/dp/1849707448/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1504240292&sr=8-1&keywords=horus+rising+book
40k is in the list of things due to be "corrected"
game worshop is scared and will comply to any demand from higher powers
so enjoy it while you can before the great retcon
A time machine to get Arnold Schwarzenegger while he was all Conan the Barbarian.
>>87159087
The Emperor is Greek Anatolian. So there is nothing wrong with him looking the way he does.
>>87159139
Geezer Schwarzenegger looks more like the current Emperor.
>>87159495
he'll be fine, just a scratch
>>87159262
He existed long before the Greek identity did. When he was a kid the first city in humanity didn't even exist yet.
In Master of Mankind he literally says his "Golden God" form is just for PR reasons.
>>87142963
during the Horus Heresy Era, the Imperial Truth was more civic nationalist, atheistic and revolved around creating a monoculture of mankind by absorbing all of the colonies it conquered. its cosmopolitan imperialist, not anything like the ethno nationalist sentiment of today.
>>87144481
its called black carapace. i think the emperor has it naturally (he's basically a fucking freak of nature) while regular space marines and other power armoured people in the imperium need genetic conditioning and implants to even fit in that armour
>>87151165
you forgot Saint George when he defeated the Void Dragon
>>87147596
I hope so. Day of the rope soon brother.
Forget that. I make a heartwarming coming of age story about a Wordbearer and his faithful cultist-chan
>>87148864
>resurrect Andy
No need to resurrect if he's playing the corpse Emperor.
>>87156479
>not 1d4chan
>>87143415
WE WUZ HITTIEZ N SHIT
>>87154551
Because it has the corruption / turn to Chaos.
>>87161593
Cringe.
The remove kebab guy
>>87143980
Holy fuck man
>>87146209
you would have to spend ALL of it though
>>87147917
>Bautista as Kharn
I need this
>>87150105
kys
I'd prefer gritty practical effects instead of clean CGI. Especially for armors and Nids.
>>87150227
That sounds really lame and would defeat the point. Astartes are not your usual humans.
>>87168812
Rude.
>>87144481
>>87144623
>>87144665
>>87160698
the emperor used his psychic abilities to change his appearance however he felt like.
when he first visited Leman Russ he took on the appearance of a small elderly with a stick man only to turn into freaking giant with a burning sword when he got enough of Lemans bullshit
>>87151300
makes sense.
the world of conan takes place on earth only so far back in the past that it is almost unrecognizable
>>87168812
I've seen an unusual amount of idiots dumb enough to announce sage on /tv/ these last couple days. It's weird, usually I only see such stupid morons on /pol/. I wonder if that's where all those fucking retards are coming from.
>>87147030
wrong.
humanity started in the Balkans
>>87169174
Conan universe is merged with HP Lovecraft's universe because the two authors were fans of each other.
>>87146209
The emperor doesn't need good acting.
>>87169284
that´s also why I can´t take original Lovecraft stuff serious or consider it scary
>>87169304
meant for >>87169271
>>87143980
>not "you tearing me apart, Horus"
>>87159495
Poisoned by our enemies
Funny aside: I love the God Emperor thing because it comes from Warhammer 40k, where they drew or photoshopped Trump's head onto the God Emperor's body, usually clad in hulking golden armor. But in the WH40k world, those images are intentional propaganda. The real God Emperor is a half-dead decaying body kept alive by machines. The whole point of the God Emperor mythos is a take on fascist propaganda. It's a huge self own and Trumpers have no clue.
>>87150626
Arnold canonically should play Colonel Schaefer of the Last Chancers since he was inspired by his character in Predator.
In the same way Stallone should be cast as Sly Marbo who was based on John Rambo.
>>87169362
>But in the WH40k world, those images are intentional propaganda.
But he really was a hulking behemoth of a man who wrecked everyone's shit. However he was an atheist and considered humanity to be the master race of the universe, superior to everything. Only the very old Space Marines remember how he was in person and they considered him a fellow soldier, not a literal god. However this view would be considered heresy by the retarded Ecclesiarchy.
Humanity worshiping him now as a god pains him more than the fact that he's stuck on a golden toilet.
>>87169505
Ah, like how people call Trump a god even though he is clearly an atheist.
>>87166215
>Another day, another parade
>We'll never see the Schism of Mars where the Cogboys went full batshit.
Why live.
>>87144677
>Argentina
>white
>>87142583
This and only this.
>>87166215
>waking up Dreads for a fucking parade
They must be grumpy as hell.