ITT: Post your cinema pet peeves
>concession stand runs out of ketchup
>cinema jester steals your ticket
>ice machine is empty
>let the concession stand freeze my beverage during the movie
>after the movie the beverage is still warm
>>87140429
>after the movie
So you don't check during the shower intermission? Your fault then.
>>87140583
I don't have time because I use the gym after shower intermission.
>>87140382
>they don't sell sugar butter sticks
>people barely say anything in the talking sections
>the Star Wars theater is filled with hipsters
>all the scooters are rented out or broken so now I have to waddle to my seat
>>87140382
>switch penis inspection day to Tuesday from Friday without announcement
>couples and single males over 6' exempted
COME ON
>>87140382
>won't serve more than a double of bourbon at a time
>double costs as much as pint from liquor store
>kinoplex shooter purposefully avoids shooting you because he found out you have a death wish
>the oxegen chambers are down for repairs
>Somebody stole the poop scissors again.
I should start bringing my own.
>someone's dirty kids are playing in the orange soda fountain
>manlets escape from designated manlet cinema and scare my cat away
>theatre's maid cafe is closed
WTF, I hate movies now
>>87143190
>having a dirty thing that will sleep where it shits and pisses then will sleep on your counter and table
They did you a favor
>chad's cinema falcon kills yours in front of stacy to impress her
>He gets to fuck her after tyrone
end my life
>>87143680
Go back to rebbit, subhuman dogpounder.
>Derpty, derpty, durrrr!
>Murpty murpty, memes!
>fetish dungeon runs out of diapers
>Robert is on paternity leave visiting my wife's son
>the guy filling in at the popped corn dispensary is slow and bad at his job
>end up missing the coke ads before the movie and get shipped off to Coca Cola reeducation camp
I just wanted to see Hotel Transylvania 2. Come back Robert, we need you.
>girl you're dating didn't wear a skirt so you can't fingerbang her
>>87141383
>He doesn't sneak his hip flask in
Christ almighty get a grip.