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>>87138900
SHANSHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16mjJ28thJE

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GODS I AM STRONG NOW

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>Ironbank bows to Bobby
>In contact with NK
>Possesses warg-like abilities
>Controls westeros with an iron but fair fist
>Owns boars & whores globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities beyond the wall (Bobbygrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of wildfire research facilities on Earth
>First designer whores will in all likelihood be boar babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such levels have only existed deep in Asshai & Oldtown
>Ancient cave carvings tell of the one who will descend upon westeros and will bring an era of whores and unprecedented boars
>They own breastplate R&D labs around the world
>You likely have wine inside you right now
>Bobby is in regular communication with the targaryan whore and lancel, forwarding the word of God to the seven.
>learned fluent high valyrian in under a week
>7 kingdoms entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Casterlyrock, only boars
>Bobby is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the age of heros to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet.

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BOW YA SHITS

Who will DnD kill off to reduce the number of side characters next season?

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>I'm writing as fast as I can XD

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WITH A DOTHRRRRRAAAAAAAAKKKII WHOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR ON ITS BACK

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That's what we are - Ghosts.

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aagghhh Brienne, save me from Arya aagghh

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>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.

>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.

>The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing

AMERICAN TOLKIEN

What is the origin of The Three Eye Raven?

Who made him?

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nth for bad (ded) poosi

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I WISH YOU GOOD FORTUNE ON THE BOBBYPOSTING TO COME

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I'LL STRETCH EVERY WHORE IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS TO GET MY WINE

>>87138968
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

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Even brave men blind themselves sometimes, when they are afraid to see.

>>87138900
>starts a war because of stolen pussy
Basically Illiad. Ned is Odysseus with a bad ending

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aahgh

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Reminder, Bobby was such a beta he admited defeat to a dead man.

>"Rhaegar … Rhaegar won, damn him. I killed him, Ned, I drove the spike right through that black armor into his black heart, and he died at my feet. They made up songs about it. Yet somehow he still won. He has Lyanna now, and I have her.”

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>>87139002
I WILL AVENGE YOU, AND FINISH WHAT MY FATHER STARTED!

>>87138954
Truly a great shitposter.

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>>87138942
you got F A T

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I was born on the bloody grass in that grove of ash, with the taste of fire in my mouth and a hole in my chest.

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How many more generals Robbert when does it stop

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>>87138987
>Bronn will never get sunspear as his castle and take bad poosi for his wife

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I won't take it anymore your grace!!!

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>TFW when your ship and all those slash fics you shlick to go down in flames.

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>>87139062
bring me season 8 before I ned myself

What's the Draugr Deathlord gonna do next season?

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>>87139093
I WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE YOUR GRACE!!!

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>mfw some salty targ calls me reddit

>>87139114
hopefully kill everyone in the world to get that nice edgelord ending

>>87138900
Powerful cuckold thread

For he was cucked so hard that it birthed the savior of Westeros

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So who did the better Undead Dragon, D&D or Blizzard?

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>>87138900
*CRUSHING RHAEGAR SO HARD EVEN ORYS AND AEGON I. FEEL PAIN*

>>87139112
THANK THE GODS FOR ME
AND MY TITS

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>>87139062
WHEN YOU SPELL MY NAME RIGHT YOU WHOORRRRREE

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>>87139157
Relax Lancel, just, PLAY WITH HIS ARSH

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>DABID IT'S A WIGHT WALKER DRAGON SO IT MUST BREATH BLUE FIRE DABID

>>87139039
MFW it was his plan all along
>be grrm
>hate normies
>decide to erite s book normies will love
>get popular, keep ghivonh the normis more abnd more
>release books with longer and longer gaps, but open more plotlines for people to hype
>just stop in the wnd, living off the millions you made
>normies still wsit for your book

>>87139157
https://youtu.be/NAuORVwGYVg

>>87138987
Then show me her body!

I'm new to GoT and just finished the first season.
How did the boar get pregnant?

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>>87139062
HONORABLE FOOL THE VIRGIN DANY POSTERS WILL GET US WITH THEIR DOTHRAKI HOOOOOAARD

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>>87139077
Now you made me remember that dabid & dabid will kill Bronn for a cheap shock value in the next season. All he wanted was a castle and a wife.

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Death is the enemy.
The enemy always wins, and we still need to fight him.

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There was this funny gif about bran and littlefinger watching sansa getting raped. Anyone saved it? Pls post it if you did

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>>87139239
>>87139266
BUT HONOR

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>>87139157
You will do as i command or i'll find me a WHOOOOORE WHO WILL.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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>>87139242

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>>87139276
>Now you made me remember that dabid & dabid will kill Bronn for a cheap shock value in the next season

Watch him get killed by Arya or something stupid and she says some stupid shit.

>Be Bobby B
>Twice Bethrothed
>Once Wedded
>Zero legitimate heirs

>>87139284
Such a profound and original message. Woah the death is le bad and we must keep fighting it against all odds whoah
Let me analyze this in my next /r/gameofthrones post

>>87139276
>"Let me make something up and hate D&D for it."

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>>87139276
DABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

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SAVE ME ROBBERT

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AYO PODRICK FUUUUCKIN PAYNE LETS HAVE A DRINK LMAO
*walks off stage*

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>>87139353

>>87139264
Bloodraven warged a whore and impregnated it

>>87139371
such a weird scene

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THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT NED

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>>87139264
>Rewatched Season 1 between the Dawn and Sunset of Bobbyposting
That was one of this best memes on 4chan I have ever seen during it's prime

>>87139257
Needs the woke eyes.

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>>87139340
how would show shireen fare against patchface?

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>>87139340
hhhhnnnnnnnnnng

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>>87139343
It's not like they didn't done that before.

>>87139410
Bobbyposting is what got me through Season 7

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>>87139371
>Lena headey enters 5 seconds later

hmmmmmmmmmm

>>87139371
>>87139391
AYO DANIEL LETS GET OFF THE SET BEFORE LENA SHOWS UP

>>87139391
Blame Lena.

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>>87139008

>>87139371
>>87139391
Apparently Cersei's and Bronn's irl actors hate each others guts after going through a nasty breakup. They refuse to be in the same rooms and won't talk to each other.

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>>87139434
Bobbyposting led us through the Great Depression and granted victory against Hitler

Guys I want Jon to cum inside Arya and marry her. Is this normal?

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>>87139296
yer too fat for yer armor

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>let's end all the politics and intrigues that have been going on for 90% of the show and replace it with mary sues fighting ice zombies

who thought this was good idea ?

>>87139447
>>87139440
>>87139451
lmao

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So how pissed are the northerners going to be, when they find out that Jon bent the knee?

>>87139424
That wasn't for shock value though. If they wanted to kill Bronn for shock value, or at all really, they would've done so already.

>>87138900
>rhaegar was going to stage a coup and remove his insane dad from power
>robert's cuck rage got in the way
greatest tragedy of all

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>>87139434
DO YOU EVEN BOBBYPOST??? LMAOOOOOO

>>87139008
GODS I hate 9Gag so much

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You know, I'm fine with normies turning their brains off and watching the show, I really am. But when faggots start trying to defend the horrible writing and plotholes lately, that's when I get fucking annoyed. Especially when you explain in detail why the writing is bad and how the plotholes exist and they drop their argument in favor of "lol you must have no life how sad" or "lol why can't you just stop overthinking it and enjoy it?" I can't fucking stand that shit, normies trying to cover up their retardation by insulting you and stopping the argument.

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>mfw I realized NOW that Jaime was wearing Tywin's armor the whole time

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>>87139491
No he didn't. If he wanted to overthrow the mad king he would've done so before the war, especially after he burned Rickard alive.
Stupid Rhaegar fanboys, good thing he's dead.

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>>87139371
>supposedly professional actors that gets paid millions per episode
>can't even stand next to eachothers
What could have caused this?

>>87139410
Kek i made that shit in 5 seconds

>>87139534
He was already wearing it last season.

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>>87139524
>BASED ON A LIE
i stopped watching right there wtf was bran smoking tf was his problem

>>87139491
Robert cucked his 300 years old dynasty so hard it went extinct

>>87139491
He could've taken many many steps to prevent that. And even then starks would be furious + you thinke Dorne would be okay with annulement?

ONE BALL NO BRAINS

>>87139590
Not only can Bran see into the past, he can also interpret things in a wrong way because he's more autistic than people who post Dayne in /got/

>>87139504
>implying 9gag still exist
fucking retard

>>87139544
Yes he was, he told Jaime things would be different when he returned. He still had to impregnate the northern wolfess to create TPTWP

>>87139587
>Britbongs are so small and effeminate they have to have large books cut in half for their manlet hands

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THREE TIMES A NIGHT TO PISS IN A DAMN BUCKET

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>>87139486
All a part of Salsa's master plan. She's going to be the Lady of Winterfell and the Eyrie after she's done sucking Robin's dick.

>>87139591
Targaryens are still alive though. House Baratheon is extinct(no bastards don't count)

>>87139636
>when you get salty irl over memes
kys

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>>87139507
Not "pretty", but "sexy".
We appear to have a fast one here lads...she will be pregnant in no time just you see.

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Every time I come back... I'm a bit less.

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>>87139591
>Extinct
>Who is Viserys
>Who is Daenarys
>Who is Aegon

What legitimatly is extinct is the Baratheon name lol. Baratheons had a shorter reign than just Aerys and fell for Jew trickery

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>>87139486
He is a Targfucking shit, he is not a King and he can't bend the Knee. So effectively Salsa becomes Lady of Winterfell and she will bent her kneecaps instead.

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>>87139545
Bongs old enough to remember the 90s never forgive and never forget.

Lyanna and Rhaegar, especially Lyanna, were fucking psychopaths.
Lyanna:
>"Hey let me abandon my whole family without a message and break sacred vows, just to bang this one guy."
>*sees that her father and brother got violently executed* "Yep thats fine :) . I'll stick with the Targaryans."
>*Does nothing while new husband is leading campaigns to kill her brother and friends*
>"Ned, please make your life a living hell for my mistakes. Also don't tell anyone"
Rhaegar
>"I'll just completely abandon my wife and children to bang a girl."
>"I'll just plunge the realm into chaos and end my families dynasty because of some prophecy about Ice Demons."
>"I could just clear all of this up, but no, i'll just try to kill the entire realm myself."
Good thing they're dead.

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NEEED

LETS GO KILL SOME TARGFUCKS

>>87139692
>when you cant handle the bantz

I think /r/eddit is a good fit for you

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where did he go wrong?

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>>87139744
YOU'RE TOO FAT FOR YOUR ARMOR

I just got to the part where they explained the origin of the White Walkers. Jesus Christ what were they thinking?

>>87139754
married a brown haired tully shit

>>87139588
I know, I'm retarded because I didn't notice.

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>>87139689
BASH YOUR FOCKING HEAD M8

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>>87139735
UP ON THE ROOF

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>>87139784
FAT IS IT?

>>87139730
>he is not a King
umm no sweetie, he is THE King

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>>87139784
NO

YOU GOT FAT

>>87139735
>>87139802
He looks weird without facial hair

>>87139796
Gendry is a Targ loyalist

>>87139818
He was named Kang in da Norf because everyone thought he was Neds bastard.

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>>87139754
Didn't marry Ashara Dayne

WHO IS BOBBY'S RIGHTFUL HEIR?

>>87139866
he still has Stark blood you mong

>season ends
>bobbyposting returns

Fucking summer redditors

>>87139754
Didn't smother Jon in the crib.

>>87139825
>>87139803
FATTER THAN LANCEL'S MOTHER ASS

>>87139882
Rightful? Rhago.

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AM I BEING DETAINED I THOUGT THIS WAS AMERICA

>>87139882
Aegon

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Wouldn't it be cool to have the guy that had flaming sword for seasons to be the actual azor ahai?
All those prophecy or definitions and all pointing to jon or danny or even jamie but the answer has always been in front of us all along.
He is long gone in the books and most likely will sacrifice himself while fighting against white walkers and wights to save other characters but still, it could have been a nice "twist".

>>87139882
Stannis! Stannis!! Stannis!!!

>so wait you DIDN'T rape lyanna?
>nope!
>and you guys got married?
>haha yeah, that's what I've been trying to tell you!
>so why did you keep it secret causing strife between realms and your father to go even more mad? Why did you hide through most of the war instead of coming out and admitting you fucked up?
>....
>Rhaegar.
>....
>RHAEGAR ANSWER ME

>>87139882
Aejon

>>87139928
AHHH SAVE ME LUTE

>>87139730
>he actually thinks jon will accept being a targfucking shit

Anyone else piss themselves laughing when the old guy doing the audiobook narrates the drogo sex scene
>Noooooooooooo
The way he says it makes it so much more awkward ahahaha.

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>yfw Cleganebowl happens off screen and both die

>>87139476
im so fucking tired of you faggots thinking that "le politics between old men is so entertaining" people have been waiting for this payoff at the end with dragons and the white walkers. Everyone loves it except retards like you that cant appreciate good fantasy TV when you get it. People like you is why we'll never have another GOT in our lifetime.

Fuck off.

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>>87139882

>>87139988
>we'll never have another CG clusterfuck with epic dragons fighting epic zombies

That's where you're wrong kiddo.

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>>87139987
>Big Bart comes in and takes down the dragon all alone

>>87139988
>Ah dude lets have some explosions and shit
Fuck off you fucking serf, go back to the fields you absolute brain-dead twat.

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>tfw your only son left alive is helping Targshits

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>tfw Stannis titled himself simply King of Westeros and eschewed Targ pompous "traditions"

BASED

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>>87140038
>tfw he waits his perfect timing to kill them since nobody likes some foreign whore importing raping shitskins

>>87140075
ONE REALM
ONE KING

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You think you are the first boar to try to kill me, or the hundredth? Hmm?!
Well let me tell you something, pig!

THE GODS WILL NOT ALLOW MY DEATH BY YOUR FEEBLE TUSKS!
THE GODS WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO DIE BY A SWORD, OR BE TAKEN BY SOME TARLY BOY AT THE BATTLE OF SUMMERHALL!
THE GODS WILL NOT LET ME PASS IN MY SLEEP, RIPE WITH AGE

PLANT YOUR TUSKS HERE, WHORE BOAR
TAKE MY LIFE

>>87139882
Jon is actually a Baratheon. Ned hid him so he'd be safe from the scheming of the Lannisters. Bran is actually just a huge Targboo like the rest of Ned's kids.

>MUH RHAENYS

I think it's the Tully blood causing it.

Jon will die in combat fighting the Night King and Dany dies giving birth. Davos lives and looks after their daughter, mirroring his relationship with shireen.

>>87138900
I've rewatched season 1 now, so many things I didn't notice.

Like John Snow grabbing a firey lantern with his bare hands and throwing it at a white walker.
How dumb was I not to notice this sooner.

>>87140038
>implying

Robert has bastards all around the globe I'd wager. Might be his only kingslanding son

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Why is GRRM so fucking obsessed with this anime-tier house?

I'd kill for some stories about the Kings of Winter or more about the old Iron Islands kings. Fat fuck keeps writing only about Targshittery.

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He brought us back for a reason, Jon.

Only us.

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Why did the knights of the veil guy not save Littlefinger, why wouldn't he be loyal to him, the only evidence was something bran said.

Is it literally so people can post images of Littlefinger with the caption "No this can't be happening I'm in charge here"

>>87139678
MODSSS??!

>>87140203
>Might be his only kingslanding son
The only one that survived probably

>>87139653
That doesn't mean shit.
If he wanted to overthrow Aerys he would've done it when he broke the law by denying Rickard the trial by combat. He could've killed Aerys for his actions and taken the throne, and perhaps avoid the war. Do you think anyone would've cared about Aerys's death? Of course not, but Rhaegar didn't care about the throne, he didn't care about the realm or his house, and neither did Lyanna. He only wanted to bang Lyanna, so that Jon would be born and fulfill the prophecy, and then he wanted to die.

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>>87140169
>looks after their daughter

>>87140225
They're his version of elves.

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>>87139928
Not only rhaegar was a retard lyanna also didn't inform anyone about it either.
Why the fuck would you run off in the first place?
Why crown her in front of everyone at the tourney?
Why be a total poser instead of talking in secret?
Why didn't lyanna just told robert that she didn't like him or something?
In which chain of circumstances would you pick the most retarded one all the fucking time?
Why not even inform your father about your safety if nothing else?
Who even started the rape rumors?
Only logical explanation would be that maesters took advantage of the young retarded lovers situation and made a chaotic mess out of it to undermine targaryens by not sending their messages to their parents and also not reading any messages that came to the tower of joy until it was too late.
All this fucking mess because of misinformation and lack of information. Guess who happens to control the flow of information throughout the ravens huh?

>>87140203
The seed is strong

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>>87140225
George loves his anime.

>>87140225
t.roare
faggot

>>87140203
cersei systematically killed every one of robert's bastard except for like 3
in the show though 2 of them aren't characters

>>87139545
I always like to imagine that he used to loved anal sex. Basically Lena hated it but gave in anyways. Jerome was probably caught keeping loads of money to himself and was paying hookers to have anal sex. So yeah anyways let's get to the joke. Lena is butt hurt.

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>>87140225
grrm is a based targbro

>>87140243
>Why did the knights of the veil guy not save Littlefinger, why wouldn't he be loyal to him

Did you forget when Littlefinger threatened to executed him by blaming him for something that Littlefinger himself did?

Turns out being a scheming little worm doesn't endear people to you that much.

>>87139754
Telling Cersei he knows about her kids.

How stupid can you be?

>>87140243
Either:
A. Sansa was in contact with Robin and more was going on than we saw.
B. That dude will get a trip through the moon door and Sansa will have to calm Robin down.
or C. D&D strikes again and we're forced to accept the trial which had zero evidence aside from some autistic kid claiming visions.

>>87140333
Actually he tried to get her into that weird Hindu cult he was in.

>>87140308
did you not understand the post or are you just stupid?

>>87140280
They were two lovers running off to elope, man. They didn't know there'd be a fucking civil war.
Things only developed into a war because Brandon Stark literally to King's Landing and openly threatened Rhaegar's life

>>87140387
no i did
they talk about how jon arryn fastidiously kept track of that shit because robert's kids were so easy to spot
the seed is strong but it's not self-perpetuating

>>87140297
/reddit/:the character


Victarion > Eurone xD

>>87140297
Euron is some deviantart OC character
"And and and and then he is also veeery cool and calm, but also eeevil and full of malice. He likes to influence and manipulate peopl- Oh but he's also a swordfighting master. He's a cool loner, who doesn't care about anyone, oh and he's also a captain who has been around the world- oh oh and he also has magic and now leads the Ironborn."

>>87139476
This season was weird, didn't feel like game of thrones but just like watching any other series.

They even made pauses for laughter now, like in the last episode when they say "we're fucked".

so, how will dumb&dumber ruin S08 with maximum efficiency?

>>87140280
>>87140396
THERES NO POINT IN GETTING MARRIED IF YOU DO IT IN SECRET WTF IS THE POINT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>87140297
>>87140445
>>87140449
This is why I prefer the show version of Euron who is basically young Bobby B as an Ironborn.

HEY GUYS I CREATED A NEW OC!

ok so it's a beautiful tall prince with purple eyes and silver hair and he makes girls cry by playing the harp and everyone falls in love with him, he's smart and loves reading but is also one of the best warriors in the world

wat do u think?

>>87140280
>Only logical explanation would be that maesters took advantage of the young retarded lovers situation and made a chaotic mess out of it to undermine targaryens by not sending their messages to their parents and also not reading any messages that came to the tower of joy until it was too late.
>Targshits blame the maesters every time

Of course. if Maesters were so powerful, I'd back them over dragonspawn shitters every single time.

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>>87140465
>every scene with Davos this season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

>>87140225
I love how baratheons are essentially Chad bullies against this house

>>87140486
Dragons fight, cersei gives birth to a dwarf and dies all alone, white walkers never say a word and die.

>>87140546
Does anyone else think there should've been a laugh track when it was revealed Sam walked in on Bran? Then another one when Bran says he's the Three Eyed Raven and another when he goes on about Robert's Rebellion. Can some vidbro modify that scene like that please?

what happened to the not-jon aegon?

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>>87140532
Nailed it.

>>87140038
Every time someone uses my photoshop it feels like a (you), thank you anon.

>>87140532
Just make sure he gets killed on a dramatic way because of his love so girls can get wet even after his death with his songs.

>>87140579
what did the witch say to cercei on that flashback?

>>87140443
No, you didn't understand it at all. At no point did I claim cersei didn't kill all the bastards in kingslanding that she was aware of.

>>87140532
>one of the best warriors in the world
Rhaegar rigged every tournament he ever competed in

>>87138900
>knee deep in mud
The only reason Bobby Cuck won

>>87140225
If Daenarys wouldn't look like a fat dwarf and more like this one on the picture, I would support her

>>87140557
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Lyonel_Baratheon

Pretty much. Didn't start with Bobby either.

>>87140678
Actually Martin confirmed they were both on horseback.

>>87140445
Aeron >>>>>> Victarion and Euron

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This shit just can't stop being retarded.
>help us Cersei, this is the biggest war, let's have a truce
>I don't care about the North anyway, just be neutral when Targbitch over there and I fight, by the way I won't ask her to do the same
>sorry but MUH HONOR compels me to tell you that I'm hereby bending the knee to Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons

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>>87140586

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>preston is writing a book
>wants us to support it
>*STABS THE BETRAYER IN THE HEART*
>"/got/ general sends his regards"

>>87139754

Ned Stark was a traitor.

He knew the entire rebellion was fought on a lie. He protected, and even trained the Targ heir.

He didn't tell Robert about Cersei's children before giving her a chance to flee/create a counter-strategy.

>>87140595
(You) are welcome anon.

>>87140345
>what is honour
>what is obeying orders
>the guy who trusts no one will leave himself undefended for a second

>>87140694
>http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Lyonel_Baratheon
CAN'T CONTAIN SO MUCH CHADNESS

>>87140696
Source?

>>87140772
This. Scene would've been 100% better if the Vale and Northern soldiers slaughtered everyone in the room, basically turning it into Red Wedding 2.0, then CIA smiles and the credits theme is a mix of his theme and and the White Walker theme. Kino right there.

>>87140824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcy-EhkHXnE

Somewhere here. They talk about artist representation of various scenes and places from the books. Trident might be somewhere in the middle.

>>87140863
cringe

>>87140750
>He knew the entire rebellion was fought on a lie. He protected, and even trained the Targ heir.
Um, hi. Excuse me. Firstly, no. The rebellion wasn't fought on a lie. Neds father and brother were burned to death and Aerys demanded the heads of robert and ned. The rape "lie" was more like icing on the cake. Secondly, Jon isn't the heir. Robert took the throne from the targs. Jon inherits nothing and was just his innocent nephew.

Will Book-Stannis die when his army is the first to encounter the white walkers after breaching the wall?

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>"He said the same thing he'd been saying for hours.....burn the boar"

>>87140694
>beaten by a peasant

Kek

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>>87140594
>Lyanna was prepared to rist a total war across westeros for this

>they still think the book will come out
GoT books are the new half life

>>87140910
Wait, the books are different?
Should I read them? Are they better or worse?

>>87140898
>Neds father and brother were burned to death and Aerys demanded the heads of robert and ned.

And why exactly did Brandon go to Kings Landing instead of his wedding?

>>87140891
>SEETHING

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>>87140942
IN TOLD YOU SHITS

>>87140532
Why do targs trigger chad wannabes so much?

>>87140966
>LE HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED XDDDD
Fuck off back to 9Gag you Walking cringe

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What the fuck is their problem?

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KAAAAAAT

>>87140981
Everything that happened in the show since S5 is mostly fanfiction. Even the retarded stuff from S4 like Jon's ride to Craster's Keep and Yara in the Dreadfort.

THMATH THE BEETLE

>>87140486
Leaked ending to Season 8:
>Cersei is dead, the White Walkers are defeated
>camera focuses on a wintery King's Landing
>cut to the same shot of KL but lush and green
>city is teeming with life
>go to interior of Red Keep
>a happy brown haired boy is climbing a wall
>two older boys are practicing swords with a masked man
>females are squabbling
>suddenly, a man appears
>"Robb Targaryen, you get down from that wall this instant."
>"But dad!"
>"No buts," insists the man.
>He walks over and greets the sparring boys.
>"Eddard, Jorah, I see you two are making great progress."
>"They're quite a handful. But I tihnk they'd have to more to learn from their Aunt Arya," says the masked knight, revealed to be Brienne.
>"Perhaps, my lady, perhaps. But Arya is busy these days, kicking ass and killing bad guys all on her own."
>Brienne nods, knowingly.
>The man approaches the girls.
>"Catelyn, Ygritte, stope your squabbling. Neither of you has to marry a lord if she doesn't want to."
>They seem satisfied.
>"Daddy," says young Robb Targaryen, "can you tell me the story of how mommy became the President of the United States of Westeros?"
>Jon Stark/Targaryen, husband of the president, chuckles.
>"Of course, son. Maybe I should even have Uncle Tyrion break out the lyre. The story is a song, after all. A song of ice and fire, about a game of thrones..."
>Freeze frame as Jon winks, and Don't You Forget About Me plays

>>87141028
Are you ok anon?

THE FUCKING MADMAN
HE REALLY PUT ALL HIS RETARDED THEORIES AND CONSPIRACIES IN BOOK FORMAT MUH VISIONS MUH CONSPIRACIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ3dc_AlhcA

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>>87141051
KA CHUMK

>>87140987
Sorry kid but nothing brandon did was based on a lie.

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>>87141039
FAAAAAAAAAAT

>>87141092
>Told of Lyannas abduction and immediety ride to Kings Landing
>Lyannas Abduction
>ABDUCTION

Built. On. A. Lie

>>87141063
>Robb Targaryen
>not Benjen Targaryen

>>87141086
That scene was so fucking stupid and pointless wasn't it only to show that the brothers still love each other?

>>87141063
How is that ruined?
Fucking awesome ending.

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At this point a series about the Warhammer universe would be a more realistic setting with more relatable characters. Just start with Karl Franz getting Elected to Emperor.

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>when you want season 8 leaks to be true just because of the fact that they literally shit on burger queens defiled corpose and jon dying on a retarded way that only an extra or maybe a supporting character would die but you also remember that it's pure dogshit in almost every single other regard and obviously written by a teenager third worlder with an IQ of 60

Post only the best asoiaf quotes.

>"I stopped believing in gods the day I saw the Windproud break up across the bay. Any gods so monstrous as to drown my mother and father would never have my worship, I vowed. In King’s Landing, the High Septon would prattle at me of how all justice and goodness flowed from the Seven, but all I ever saw of either was made by men.

>>87141168
I liked it, I miss scenes like this

>Viserion is Drogon's little brother
>he is now an undead ice dragon, and therefore cold
>Valonquar will wrap his cold hands around your pale white throat

Viserion will kill Cersei

Screen cap this

>>87141158
>rhaegar ran off with lyanna
>"HEY RHAEGAR WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
>anon thinks this is a lie

holy fuck you're an idiot.

I still don't understand why Jon decided to support Daenerys. Is he really that thirsty for Targ ass?

>>87141222
What about that cut away scene of Tywin and Pycelle

>>87141227
>Viserion will kill Cersei
>WITH HIS HANDS

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>>87141063

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>>87141214
"Justice. I remember justice. It had a pleasant taste. Justice was what we were about when Beric led us, or so we told ourselves. We were king’s men, knights, and heroes... but some knights are dark and full of terror, my lady. War makes monsters of us all."

>((((Maesters)))) controlled the ravens and the letters therefore the news
>((((Maesters)))) would have been the ones who would have spread the fake news that Rhaegar kidnapped Lyana instead of having them secretly married

>>87141252
Do you need the explanation to light up on a Christmas tree?

>>87140981
you can hate the fat fuck GRRRM or not but his books are still miles better than the show

season 1 and 2 are VERY close to the books and are at the same time the best

>>87141253
Scenes like that made me like GOT in the first place, not the stupid capeshit action, politics is what made it interesting

>>87141229
>Baratheonfags are truely this salty over a show

>>87141035
they are americans, also non white also subhuman trash seeking for attention

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I just wanted some obscure GOT memes to send to this normie "nerdy XD" girl I'm fucking, but this thread is all Robertposting

>>87141304
Agreed, especially since the first few seasons barely felt like fantasy in the first place outside of Daenerys having dragons.

>>87141353
Tell her that if Jaimes actor played the role of Jon Snow Dany would bendini

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>>87141252
Summary of the whole series = man can't think for a second when pussy is on the way
Truly we have become the song of pussy and cock.™

>>87141294
>season 1 and 2 are VERY close to the books and are at the same time the best
I also like them the best, I should really read the books then.

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>>87141359
Every time.

>>87139590
To me, Robert would have rebelled regardless thinking "fuck that she's mine!!". Bobby does not seem like the man who will reason with you, just take what he wants.

>The king gets what he wants.

I am open to hearing what you think though

>>87141063
Jorah's name should be replaced with Drogo to reflect his cuck status.

>>87141353
>>87141377
Hahaha nice one XD!!

>>87141359
Bravo Dabid

>>87141304
This
That made the show great. He shouldnt even try to beat Tolkien, he couldnt achieve that in 100 years.

>>87141359
delete this immediately

>>87141063
DELET THIS

Dragon&Dildo SHOULD NOT SEE THIS

>>87141359
THE CRAYONS DABID

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>>87141196

Settra! Settra! SETTRA!

>>87141353
Can I post this on my 9Gag Account, good Sir XD?

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>>87141359
>joffrey
>ramsey
>euron
>night king
Nice one dabid-kun.

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>>87141063
>stope your squabbling

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>>87141492
Some of the 9gag memes are really great.

>>87141391
The fact that he keeps holding his dick gets me every time.

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>>87141596

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When will they learn?

>>87141508
>euron
>evil

Literally how? He hasn't done a single evil thing. He's a self-serving dick, yes, but that's what most characters were when the show was interesting. Because that's how people work.

>>87140942
Im not gay but he looks 10/10 in this picture

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>>87141304
>>87141363
>>87141433
Remember the game of thrones?
Remember the plots and secrets whisperes in shadows for the iron throne?
When we used the have players that played the game?

>>87141168
Maybe some irony about GRRM killing of characters left and right?

>>87139059
You feel it too, don't you?

>>87141596
>>87139008

>>87141363
I usually skipped all Dany scenes until Season 4 when they started cutting in too much. Her story was just not interesting. But yeah, I preferred when the show was about the game of thrones, medieval politics and different and interesting houses, not solely House Suegaryen.

>>87141672
DANISH GENES

>>87141474
Get as far as a Storm of Chaos type event and then see how the ratings are.

>>87141741

>that last side shot

God he's fucking ugly

>>87141766
That guy on the left has seen some shit

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>>87141596

>>87141720
>skipping the kino Viserys scenes

:/

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>>87141789
>>87141789
>>87141789
>>87141789
>>87141789

>>87140465
>This season was weird, didn't feel like game of thrones but just like watching any other series.

THIS so much.

>>87141720
>skipped all Dany scenes
imagine being this pleb

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>>87141168
>They cut the Tysha reveal for this

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>>87141652
fuck off leddit

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Miss me yet?

>>87141214
>And me, that boy I was ... when did he die, I wonder? When I donned thewhite cloak? When I openedAerys's throat? That boy had wanted to be SerArthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead

>>87141722
90% of Danes look lumpy and retarded, /ourguy/ Niko is a lucky fluke

Don't let the dirty Dane fool you or you shall indeed feel the pain

>>87140594
That sliver hair

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>>87141789
>>87141789
>>87141789
>>87141789

>>87141784
Look at what he's surrounded by

>>87141801
I said Daenerys, not Viserys.

>>87141676
Everyone with an ELO over 1500 quit to play a different game.

>>87139679
he has a dick ?

>>87140350
fucking this.

>>87140169
No, Dany sacrifies their unborn child (Azor Ahai) to defeat the Night King

>>87141294
>but his books are still miles better than the show
Perhaps his writing is better because he spends FUCKING DECADES writing his books, while D&D only get two or three months