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>>87095646
You're all fucking disgusting
IF THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE BITCH THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE PUP
>>87095749
man she was savage, got faggy potter into full autismal rage, would wife 10/10
>>87095818
Her own fucking sister, what a bitter jealous bitch she was.
Such a dull amount of thickness for one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>87095905
Marge is Vernon Dursley's older sister, she has no blood relation to Lily Potter.
>>87096054
Crap, it's been so long
>>87096025
>look mom i posted it again!!!!
>>87096176
Who is that Slav?
>>87095749
kek that was some good bantz
>>87095646
They had to appeal to the American audience somehow, amirite fellas? Lol
>>87095749
EXCELLENT NOSH
>>87096176
that tranny sure beat the shit out of everyone in that film! great casting desu
>>87095646
>vlc snap
Fucking disgusting
>>87097625
stay mad mpvcuck