/got/ general

>>87088437
first for bessies tits god bless her

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Jaimie's actor is the best of the show who is still currently alive.

Discuss

>>87088437
>bookfasg are fucking niggers kys
What did he mean by this?

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>Lady Shansha, I believe you lied under oath when you said your aunt Lysa jumped through the Moon door? Does this not matter?
>Ah, I shuppoze we are taking a crippled boy's dreams as facts, then? Should all trials be settled this way?
>Do great deeds not weigh in on my innocence? Saving you from the Lannisters, returning you to your seat in Winterfell, saving your brother and bringing the Vale into your service. A fair trial is the least you can offer me.
>No? Very well. I shall demand trial by combat.
>Not even that? Fine, then the Night's Watch will serve me well enough, with the dead on the way you need every man you can spare.
>No? Very well, but you are a Stark, my lady. I shall not accept accept your sentence if you are not the one to look me in the eye and take my life yourself.
>Or, whatever, just have the goblin bitch mutilate my throat with my dagger. Then burn my body.
>Or you can just leave my corpse on the floor. That would be acceptable as well.

>>87088437
>watching some random scenes from season 3
>Robb in Harrenhal
>suddenly Qyburn

wtf

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AEGON
AEGON
AEGON KING

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D A D D Y

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Why don't men in westoros ever pull out?

>>87088476
kek, littlefinger had it coming but this scene really falls apart on the seams if you put some thought into it

>>87088476
The scene was indeed terribly written

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>/got/ does bobbyposting
Funny

>reddit does bobbyposting
Shit, boring, forced, overused and generally unfunny

Can someone explain this phenomenon?

>>87088477
Qyburn rolled with a gang but they got btfo

>>87088516
why would they?

>yfw

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>>87088391
Why does D&D keep baiting me by introducing waifus and then forgetting about them?

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Remember me?

>>87088523
Simple, the CHAD anon vs the virgin account

>>87088466
I agree.

>>87088523
>discussing dead memes

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>Ned Stark: "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."

>Sansa: "Cut this man's throat when I tell you, Arya, and let him bleed out on our carpet. BTW I miss father, we're so much like him LOL"

jesus christ

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NO OPTIMUS

>>87088476
At least they weren't like "the man who passes the sentence should swing thw sword lady sansa"
"But I am not a man"
But either way good writing is off the table i shapposhe

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>>87088516
>sex without shooting balls deep

Might as well not bother at all

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Aaaaggh...

>>87088549
They legit seem to think Emilia is superior waifu

why is tyrion ok with bronn talking to him like they are best buds? tyrion is the hand while bronn is just a sellsword

>>87088562
NOO pls dnt cry

>>87088476
>no trial
>"You are accused of Murder and treason, do you deny it?"

Was it a fair trial? No. How many actually are?

>>87088472
>littlefinger was a dirty meddling jew so I made d&d kill him off
What could he mean by this?

>>87088523
It was only funny for a week then redditors imported it to their shithole and now it became stale.

Admit it /tv/, you don't care about Littlefinger, you're pissed because it was a yas queen moment.

>>87088560
we've been over this anon
the man who passes the sentence must swing the sword
but they are not men ;;;;)))))))

>>87088584
I hate it when the writers try to choose my waifu for me

Except Liara from Mass Effect

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the most beautiful woman in the world

>>87088587
He's a lord now and he saved his life a few times

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>aaaaah save me kingsguard

>>87088560
He taught it only to his sons.

>>87088587
Well maybe because they are good buds?

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Do you think Arya will ride to the Vale with Littlefinger's face on?
Sweet Robin can't be allowed to know about Littlefinger's death.

>>87088516
Lancel did and look where that got him.

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>>87088518
>if you put some thought into it

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>Defeated in the Whispering Wood by the Young Wolf Robb Stark during the War of the Five Kings. Held captive at a random field and murdered his cousin in a failed escape attempt, then ransomed for a promise unfulfilled. Captured again by random Bolton soldiers and maimed by the actions of Locke their captain, losing his sword hand to him for no reason. Returned safely to King’s Landing by Brienne, the Psychopath of Tarth. Stood around and made no attempt to have Sansa Stark returned to her family as per his ransom terms. Failed to protect King Joffrey from assassination by poison. Raped his sister, then dispatched Brienne to find the lost Sansa. Freed his brother Tyrion from captivity, allowing him to murder their father Tywin Lannister, Hand of the King. Went to the City State of Dorne to recover his daughter/niece Myrcella, failing again and returning with her corpse. Returned to King's Landing to attempt a coup d'etat without first securing King Tommen. Failed yet again, and was dismissed from the Kingsguard by King Tommen for reasons of unbelievable incompetence.

How would you rate Show Jaime's career as a Kingsguard?

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>>87088642
>sweetrobin existing
>vale existing

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REPRESENTING STORM'S END AND THE REACH

Though I might give Prince's Pass back to Dorne for cleaner borders. Either that or I'll take Terrence. Will probably go for the High Lordship of King's Landing next, Lannisters are going for Blackwater Rush. Blackwater Bay is a traditional Durrandon hold from before the conquest right?

>>87088620
Is Daario the most anime character?
This whole storyline about him killing the other 2 captains and thus becoming in charge is show-tier bad.

>>87088523
Reddit is a circlejerk and behind everypost there's an obvious attempt at getting upvotes

What makes Circusei think that Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) will be a fair match against either dragons or hwhite walkers?

>>87088642
>thinking Robin actually cares about LF

>>87088587
Bronn is a lord, he has been for like 4 seasons now
Also Bronn saved his ass several times

>>87088656
>Returned safely to King’s Landing by Brienne, the Psychopath of Tarth. Stood around and made no attempt to have Sansa Stark
I still don't get the point of this change
what were they trying to achieve by getting him to KL earlier?

>>87088638
His son being right next to them.

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>they need favorable light, compression clothes, slimming black, CGI, tons of makeup, and nerfing Cersei TO HELL to make dany look half decent

truly the beautiful dragon queen

>>87088560
Ned and Rob swung the sword, and they died

Jon swung the sword, and he died too

Sansa is smarter than they were, her way will work

>>87088452
His POVs are god-tier because they're used as flashbacks to Aerys' time and tales/mythos of the Kingsguard
Plus the Riverlands' pacifying campaign

>>87088549
What's worst, a forgotten waifu or a dead one?
F badpoosy

>>87088627
Punished Gregor is the Lord Commander now right?
Pretty weird choice considering the fact that he doesn't talk. How would he assing shifts and give orders and such?

>>87088663
Is that the City of Dorne?

>>87088620
What ever happened to that guy? Did they replace him with Daario?

>>87088627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13tnjh3dZw4

I expected this to start playing during their little exhibition

>>87088652
is that bessie?

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>made him overly villainous in season 1
>made Ned as good as Jaime at swordfighting
>never mentioned how he charged and nearly killed Robb and his whole personal guard before being captured
>made him kill his cousin to escape prison
>made his loss to Brienne look like he's bad because 'muh stronk wymn'
>made him a shit swordsman with the other hand despite Barristan saying he's 'the most gifted natural swordsman he'd seen' and he would have recovered to some degree
>utterly failed to show Jaime's fighting ability while he was two-handed
>made him rape his sister on top of Joffrey's corpse
>made him ignorant about Cersei's cheating
>made him go to Dorne and be part of the worst storyline in the show so far
>made his sole mission after returning to fuck Cersei instead of reforming
>made him indifferent to Cersei's burning of the sept of Baelor
>literally never showed us what Jaime thinks
>he still doesn't give up on Cersei and leaves to fight for their child

Reminder to never forgive D&D for the character assassination of Jaime Lannister.

>>87088664
>This whole storyline about him killing the other 2 captains and thus becoming in charge is show-tier bad.
Not really. He was a fresh character at that point and it wouldn't be so bad if that spirit continued.
But then he got boooring.
If he continued to do crazy shit like that, it would be fine. But it's like with the actor change his personality also did.

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>>87088697
>tfw worse body than a 43 year old mom of two
JUST

>>87088736
That is Daario retard

They replaced the actor

>>87088627
As Preston said, the Kingsguard continue their perfect record of never ever ever actually protecting a member of the royal family.

>>87088466
I'd say Jorah's actor is on par, but he's been given nothing to work with this season

>>87088587
Bronn is now le saying fuck a lot man
Same for Hound
Don't worry your pretty little head over it

>>87088708
who cares if Gregor can't talk? Gordon Freeman who is a mute led the resistance to victory until the bullshit kicked in

why do I watch those burlington bar reaction vids when all they do is annoy me

>>87088466
What are we supposed to discuss? How right you are?

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>>87088740
And her tits, yes.

>>87088690
Bronn is just a knight. Not even a landed one. It's why he keeps bitching about getting the wife and castle he's been promised.

>>87088693
They were in Winterfell, while Ned and his sons were near the forest I think.

>>87088749
>>never mentioned how he charged and nearly killed Robb and his whole personal guard before being captured
why does this matter

>>87088620
Kit has unironically a better ass than Emilia.

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>>87088466
Which actor of them?

>>87088769
it gives us perspective on what the audience for this show is really like

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>>87088562
>Yfw if he didn't sell sansa to the boltons he could have had a loyal girl with a daddy fetish who pretended to be his niece as his personal cock socket

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>>87088751
>those nipples
Wew lad

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Can someone explain the whole bastard name thing?

Like ok, Bran says that Jon was actually born in Dorne, not the North, so he should be named Sand, not Snow. But we never thought Jon was ever born in the North. The story we were told was that he was Ned's bastard from Robert's Rebellion, when he wasn't in the North. So he should have always had another bastard name from whatever kingdom Ned claimed that "Wylla" was in.

>>87088757
why? did Fabio not rate well with audiences?

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>>87088782
the show made it look like jaime was captured because of his incompetence

while actually the only reason he didnt get to robb and kill him was getting his sword stuck in a northerner

>>87088715
>the city of Dorne

>>87088777
They call him My Lord

He's a Lord, just without a castle

>>87088477
I saw my brother watching that scene recently. I still can't remember how Qyburn goes from being nursed by Mrs Robb to ending up with the Lannisters

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>>87088707
Speaking of which, is Ellaria dead yet?

What the fuck is going on in Dorne?

>>87088814
who cares

>>87088777
Didn't he marry some girl and get her castle?

The simpleton girl, can't remember her name

>>87088828
Dorne is my city

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>>87088793
kek what the fuck is that image
post more

>>87088437

I read somewhere that he writes emails to got-wiki because he doesn´t remember the charakters anymore.

>>87088798
>Forced reactions in a bar with the exact same people every time are indicative of the audience of a show watched by millions
Geez, go out more.

>>87088814
They only made Bran say "Jon Sand" for normies to understand what they're talking about

>>87088826
Jaime WAS captured because of his incompetence. He was overconfident and didn't scout well enough, and the suicide charge was obviously going to get him captured or killed (rather than retreating but I'm not sure if he could've, I forget the dispositions.)

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>>87088814
I think your thinking it too much kid. Look there, aren't those dragons awesome?

>>87088841
Nah Jaime promised him a better girl with nicer castle before they fucked off to Dorne

>>87088814
Obara was a Sand even though born in the Reach. She just grew up in the Dorne.

>>87088821
The original Daario got cast as the lead in the Transporter reboot. He said he set time aside in his schedule so he could carry on with the role but D&D replaced him anyway.

>>87088835
Qyburn helped Jaime tend his freshly cut wound and wanted the help of Tywin to restore his chains the citadel stripped him off

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>>87088826
>prime jaime lannister charges at you, slaughtering everyone in his way, all the while shouting that he's going to get you
what do lads

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>>87088844

>>87088708
>>87088768
Lord Commander to whom?
inb4 MERYN FUCKING TRANT

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>Gwendoline Christie has a crush on Dillane

>>87088841
Nope, Jaime took him with him to Dorne in season 5 before he could marry her, promising in exchange he'd get a better castle.

Then in Season 6 Jaime didn't deliver on that castle, but instead took him to the Riverlands, promising again a better castle.

Then in Season 7 Jaime didn't deliver on that castle, but instead took him to the Reach, promising again a better castle.

And yet for some reason Bronn remains completely loyal to Lannisters even though they have failed to fulfill a promise that was actually made all the way back in Season 4.

>>87088918
>Lord Commander to whom?
Six nameless kingsguard members.

>>87088912
>run, start throwing Karstarks at him
>call for Greywind
>cry

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>>87088912
Hope his sword gets stuck in some cunt's throat.

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Threadly reminder, what THE FUCK was the Danycuck Brigade expecting from Cersei?
>help us fight these zombies it's #1 priority!
>oh by the way we're gonna annihilate you after, also bow :^)

>>87088881
It was to make sure that Sam's trip to the citadel actually amounted to something so they had to shove that in there

>>87088912
>Kill Cersei and wear her mask
>teleport behind him
>profits??

>>87088656
Jamie and having nothing to write down in the White Book is actually a plot point in the books but of course Dabid decided it was to boring

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>>87088683
>>87088642
>tfw he will never avenge his father

>>87088912
Get moist and let him do his job
It's a good way to go

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>>87088509
>It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down...

>>87088918
You didnt see the 6 Queensgaurd behind cersei when she came back to the dragonpit?

>>87088960
Jon wanted to raise him right, but that retarded cunt Lysa was spoiling him.Too late for that.

>Um... Dorne your ruling Lady is captured and you have an army untouched by the WOT5K
>Hmmm ok

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>>87088939
i was thinking that they'd let cersei become warden of the west or at least be lady of casterly rock if she helps them

but no, they literally came to say 'hey we are not in a good position to kill you now, come help us so we can regain a good position to kill you'

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which Euron is best Euron?

How would the story look like if GRRM kept his initial promise of making it a trilogy?

>>87088939
Better question is why anyone would think even for a second that Tyrion would be able to have some sort of magical reunification moment with his sister and save the day

Everything is so fucking farfetched and unreasonable

>>87088992
>Dorne
It doesn't exist silly, along with Stormlands, Westernlands, Riverlands, Reach and the Vale.

>>87088941
What was the point of Sam's entire storyline. Ok, he found out about the dragonglass (which they already knew about). He saved Jorah (why did Jorah even get greyscale if they were just going to pull a magic cure out of nowhere?). And he found out Jon is legitimate (which Bran could have just also known). Was that really worth like 3 seasons worth of effort? Also it's really funny how the reason he left was because the maesters refused to believe in the wights, but now after the dragonpit they'll presumably have heard about that so really if he'd just waited it out a few more weeks he could have stayed and done some good.

>>87089017
The one with as few lines as possible

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>>87088912
I could take him if he fights like he fought against ned

>>87088912
capture him and get your mother to intimidate him
duh

>>87089021
Tyrion has convinced people in worse off situations, plus everybody was surprised when he actually came out and wasn't killed.

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>BASED ON A SPIKE

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*strokes himself in the corridor*

>>87089063
What are you talking about? We only on episode 7

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>>87089063
ask the jannies, they didn't care last time

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>Cersei ended last season by waiting until all her enemies were gathered in one location and blowing them up
>No one is remotely concerned about a Cersei double cross, even when she and all her men leave the Dragonpit while Dany, Jon and the rest stay behind

>>87089016
>>87088939
And she goes 'boo-hoo my draggin died for this, we have to have this truce' 5 minutes later

>>87088912
>Take out gun
>You should try wearing a helmet prettyboy.
>Shoot him in the temple

>>87089063
>AAAHHHHH SAVE ME JANNY

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>Tyrion was strongly against incinerating the loyal Tarly's
>Tyrion advices Daenerys to not attack immediatly Kings Landing which would've won the war
>he pushed for a risky meeting with Cersei
>that long conversation with Cersei
>the scene cuts off before the conversation is finished
>Cersei returns with a sneaky plan to backstab Daenerys
>It was Tyrions idea
When did you realise Tyrion is a double agent and is still loyal to his family and will betray Daenerys?

>>87088982
His actual father, anon.

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>>87089063
CAREFUL NOW

>>87089090
TURN

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Renly vs Stannis ASOIAF miniatures game expansion announcement when?!

Anyone willing to make a virgin dany vs chad Aegon (book version) ?

>>87089110
that's the only hope of redeeming his character and the show

>>87089090
Does anyone on Dany's brigade actually know about that event?

>>87089090
>implying that she didnt try that
>implying the hound didnt pull the fuse on her Wildfire bomb when he was belong the dragonpit

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>>87088553
literally what was the point of this character

How did they manage to bring up the dagger and catspaw again this season and then still fail to give an answer to who was behind it?

>>87089142
Littlefinger was behind it ffs

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>>87089111
>implying
If Jon Arryn wasn't his father, where from his bloodline did his magic greenseer powers come from?

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>>87088992
>Weak men will never rule Dorne!
>You are a greedy bitch!
>AAAAAAH SAVE ME AREO

>>87089142
Littlefinger was you moron. Atleast in show canon

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I know they didn't have the budget back then, but it would have been cool to see Robb Stark in battle at least once.

>>87089110
I hope so, because this whole deal makes no goddamn sense.

>>87089090
>>87089120

Dany's entire army plus two dragons were literally at the gates, and she had no army.

>>87089135
Yes. Tyrion references it in episode 5.

>>87089164
>tfw the show was actually good when we didn't get to see the battles

>>87089164
AHHHHH SAVE ME GREATJON

>>87089139
Writer's insurance

Introduce a bunch of loose ends, characters and plot points that you can bring back if you run out of ideas or write yourself into a corner later on

>>87089019

>AGOT
>combine ACOK and ASOS
>timejump to the endgame

>>87089152
>>87089163
Except no such statement has ever been made. Even in this episode they only accuse Littlefinger of the crime of lying about the dagger, not of attempting to murder Bran.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHCm56L-lTY

Dumbass anon here. Just started getting into the show. Why is Theon with the Starks?

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So where's hammerboy? If he was still at Eastwatch he should be buried under tons of ice right now.

What was even the point of bringing him back this season when didn't really do anything.

>>87088466
REEK

>>87089017
third from right obviously.

metaleuron is based

>>87089158
>yfw Petyr had magic persuasion powers all along
And it's 99% confirmed that Sweetrobin is LF's anyway

>>87089191
>>timejump to the endgame
When exactly?
I mean, they did that with Theon but other than that it would e tricky to pull off without any frame of reference

>>87089208
This dude can't act for shit.
Wish they'd cast someone who cared.

>>87088992
Silly goose, there are only two regions that exist in current year D&D-verse

>DA NORF
>KING'S LANDING + LANNISTERS OR SOME SHIT

>>87089221
fan service

>>87089216
theon's dad rebelled about a decade or something pre-series
it was crushed by bobby b and co, but he was allowed to stay lord of the iron islands, but he also had theon (his last living son) taken hostage by ned as collateral

>>87089216
Greyjoys rebelion, they took him as hostage.

>>87088758

If that wight even scratched Cersei, the Mountain would have killed Dany and nearly the whole cast would have died in the fight that follows.
All for a cheap "shock" moment

>>87089236
t.danyfag

>>87089232
>99% confirmed that Sweetrobin is LF's anyway
give me 3 (three) proofs

>>87089221
I remember Robert was mentioned to have a huge hammer. Wonder if it was from valyrian steel.

>>87089221
Baratheon Stark bromance

>>87089205
The dagger never belonged to LF in the books, it belonged to Robert. Why wouldnt LF just say someone stole it if it wasnt him who sent the catspaw?

>>87088992
>no one even bothered asking about Ellaria

lmao

I assume she's raped to death by the Mountain by now?

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>>87089216
His daddy is the ruler of the Iron Islands. 14 years before the start of the show he started a rebellion because muh independence and it was quickly crushed. Starks took his only son as a kind of prisoner.

>>87089216
his dad rebelled against King Robert. 3 greyjoy boys, 2 were killed and the youngest (theon) was sent to live with the starks as a ward to punish them

>>87089266
I liked Stannis, but what David, Dan and Dillane did to his character is beyond imagination.

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Why was nobody else at the Dragonpit? I mean they bothered to send an invite to Sansa. Shouldn't they have invited every major lord in the seven kingdoms, and a bunch of maesters, and any important foreigners around, since it was their only wight and they killed it, to make sure word was spread as far possible?

>>87089233
cut your Feast and Dance

>>87089017
rolling

>>87089326
cut *OUT not your

Stannis is the worst character in the series

>>87088992
How does Ellaria SAND have any claim to Dorne
Just being you are the last named character alive within the kingdom does not make you ruler

Also this>>87089288

>>87089311
Like who? there's no other great houses left in Dorne, Reach, Riverlands, Stormlands. They own the Westerlands and Iron Islands.

>>87089308
Dillane is an excellent actor. If his Stannis is that much different than book Stannis its fully on the writing and directing.

>>87089308
>bookfag

don't talk to me again pls

>>87089311
TURN

>>87089280
No, the dagger belonged to Littlefinger in both the book and show. In the book he lost it in a bet to Robert. In the show this information was never revealed. What did happen was in both book and show Littlefinger claimed that Tyrion won it. That is what he lied about.

>>87089311
See >>87089237

>>87089364
>In the book he lost it in a bet to Robert
what? Isn't his story that he lost it to Tyrion (proven false very quickly), but he had actually never even seen it before that?

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>>87089364
That doesnt excuse the fact that Bran just became a human lie detector, and he knew that. He could have easily just said he lost the dagger to whoever in the show canon, but he didnt.

>>87089271
Lysa she never loved Jon and always took that abortion milk
CIA says he used to shag Lysa (but thinkgen of Cat)
CIA strongly implies that Robin is his son
"Poetic" parallel to Jon Arryn being a cuck raising his wife's son when he died because he was about to reveal the same to Robert

>>87089345
bastards arent a big deal in dorne and women have more equal rights there

they did that entire coup that was shown in some 5 minute scene

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>>87089402
You got fat.

>>87089406
>and always took that abortion milk
what? when is this revealed?
>CIA strongly implies that Robin is his son
when?

>>87089311
Aren't they all cucked?

>>87089254
>but he was allowed to stay lord of the iron islands
Also per the advice of Eddard "muh honor" Stark because he was oh so tired of fighting
If they removed Greyjoys or at least Balon from Pyke, Theon would've had no reason for backstabbing Winterfell
Bravo Ned

>>87089345
Because Ellaria Sand was the last with any relation to the Martell Family. Obara would really be the ruler of Dorne though.

Dorne doesnt care about bastards or women.

>>87089392
No it was his dagger. The lie was that he lost it to Tyrion when really he lost it to Robert.

>>87089420
>>87089477
And everybody is fine with just stabbing the current ruler to death and taking over?

They could have at least shown they have the support of the dornish nobles or something

>>87089504
can I get a source on this pls
i have trouble remembering

All they have to do is get the freys to blow up their bridge. The WW won't advance any further than the Crossing, easy.

Based Freys, best hosue

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>>87089449
>what? when is this revealed?
Moondoor dialogue before getting thrown out of the plane
>when?
Either in one of the early Vale chapters when he shows Salsa his original property in the Fingers or later on when it's all snowy in the Eyrie

>>87089525
there's still marshland they can walk through even if water was such a strong deterrent

Baratheonfags will condemn Aerys for burning traitors alive, when Stannis did the same thing in Season 2/ACOK

>>87089525
The Night King will fly over with Viserion and raise some more wights across the Crossing

>>87089571
Pretty sure aerys burned everyone traitor or not

>>87089598
Pretty sure he only burned Rickard. He wanted to burn everyone, but didnt in the end.

>>87089515
Dorne supported Ellaria i guess?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YACqxuLpSc

>>87089536
>Moondoor dialogue before getting thrown out of the plane
she was only talking about the moontea she got force-fed when she was like 14/15 iirc
>Either in one of the early Vale chapters when he shows Salsa his original property in the Fingers or later on when it's all snowy in the Eyrie
doesn't ring a bell, you got specific lines?

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>>87088771

>>87089620
Jaime and Barristan Selmy both say he burned people on a whim

>>87089519
Tyrion's chapter in ASOS when he figures out that Joffrey was the one responsible.

>>87089515
Repeat after me anon
THERE'S NO TIME

>>87089642
Source?

>>87089616
S01 high tier but cleavage dress is a close second

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>mfw Jon is a Targsue, a Stark, Azor Ahai, the Prince that was Promised, the King in the North, the most skilled fighter in the show, a resurrected Jesus figure, the rightful king, a warg (books), and everything else in both show and books

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>>87088466
How can anyone else compete?

Did Joffrey care about Robert?

>>87089656
>He burned lords he didn't like. He burned Hands who disobeyed him. He burned anyone who was against him.

>>87089686
It's implied in the show he cared a little on his deathbed

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>>87089616
why can't she have the S1 face + her current body?

>>87089644
huh
I searched and I found a bit where he refers to it as LF's knife after thinking about how joffrey probably took it from robert's stash without anyone noticing
but I can't find anything about LF losing it in a bet with robert

>>87089755
That is explained in the chapter in ACOK when Cat and Jaime talk.

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>Receive the hand of your enemy in your office
>He's also the guy who killed both your parents and caused 2 of your 3 children to die
>Can kill him with little to no consequence
>Don't do it

Lads is Cersei retarded ????????

>>87089626
Very vaguely implied

FINE

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>that moment when Khaleesi decides to sail together with the Stark shitter

When will his suffering end?

At some point we will arrive at the end of Game of thrones, and probably many deaths will take place. That's when Brandon Stark, son of Eddard Stark, decides he'll travel back in time and try to stop the Night king, his army, and the events from taking place. I will write about his journey back in time after explaining how it's possible he can do this.

When the three-eyed raven says "You will never walk again, but you will fly" he means through time, and not only warging a dragon like many fans believe. There was a reason Jojen Reed (who also had the greensight and knew even more things about it than Bran) did not become the three-eyed raven himself. The reason is that Bran is even more powerful than both Jojen and the three-eyed raven (Brynden Rivers) in the way that he has both greensight and the ability to warg. With this combination Bran is even able to affect the past by warging into Wyllis, and eventually making him become Hodor, which proves "the ink is dry". He also gains his fathers attention outside the tower of joy, and even gets touched by the Night king in one of his greensights. Bran believes he is eventually (with more knowledge) going to be able to rewrite history and that's why he decides to go back and stop the Night king several times, but fails every time, ending up fulfilling the timeline-circle and taking the identity of the Night king himself.

The first time, he tries to prepare the Mad king for the white walkers and makes him (through the same whisper-method used to get Neds attention) prepare wildfire under King's landing, where the white walkers attacked (this attack is in the future for us viewers). But Bran fails, as the Mad king goes crazy from the whispers and instead tries to burn the city.

Cont.

Lets think of the shittiest way to end the series
>subplot about cercei's maester going to Yi Ti to investigate a magic powder they have
>After the NK is defeated and all the dragons are dead a huge lannister army shows up without armor
>They are all wielding guns and destroy what's left of Stark and Targayen armies
>Some bullshit speech about time is changing from Davo's dying mouth
>Cercei dies of pregnancy complications and the King's Landing guilds take control and turn westeros in a republic
>Ending montages are of castles being dismantled to make room for bureocratic buildings, armours and swords being melted to be turn into farming equipment and ships full of foreign looking men pouring into westeros
Almost as bad as the leaks

>>87089788
>kill the hand of your enemy when your enemy has her undefeated army and two dragons right outside your door

kys

>>87089808
His house is on the verge of extinction and all he wants to do is sit in the cuckshed

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I always imagined the wall as having some sort of magic that keeps it all together, and that the destruction of the wall would involve the whole thing collapsing in one go. It all amounting to just forcingly blowing a hole in the fucking thing is pretty lame imo

>>87089810

The second time, Bran goes even further back in time (as he continiously learn his abilites he is able do go longer and longer back in time) to try discover how the others were defeated the first time. He fail again and instead succeeds to become Bran the Builder, building the Wall and securing his birth by building Winterfell and creating the words "There must always be a Stark in Winterfell".

The last time, Bran goes back all the way to where the Night king was created, to warg into the human that later is going to become the Night king (or maybe even try to kill the children of the forest). He wargs into him to instead stop the "dragonglass into the heart"-event from happening (or maybe in his attempt to kill the children, he gets chosen as the vessle for the NK). Only he doesn't think of that the children of the forest won't recognize him from the future, and that they at that point are in war with the first men (he is gagged because of all the wierd future-talk). When he realized he failed again, he tries to go back in the current timeline, but can't because he's too deep into the past and stayed to long ("it is beautiful beneath the sea, stay to long and you drown"). From here Bran gets stuck in the past (exactly as Brynden and Jojen warned him not to) and becomes the Night king. With the combination of the childrens magic and Brans power, he becomes the villian instead of the hero he tried to be, resulting in turning against the children for creating him and getting stuck behind the magical Wall he later builds as Bran the builder.

Cont.

>>87089695
>show canon
>where Stannis burnt his daughter

Yeah, so much better than Aerys

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Do you think he was a psychopath or just a really really spoiled kid?

Also the best young actor in the series

>>87089811
The shittiest way is basically what they're going to do, Wrath of the Lich King, Bran will be taken to the Land of Always Winter and become the new Night King to keep the White Walkers in check

>>87089788
If she'd kill the hand of the qween Dany would besiege King's Landing right then and there and put the Red Keep on fire.

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>>87089788
>Daenerys has her dragons and an army outside King's Landing

Are you fucking retarded?

>>87089840
The most compelling part is what would the plan have been if they didn't have a dragon

>>87089764
Ah. Jaime says it changed hands to Robert but I don't think he says from who. Is that part just assumed from the Tyrion bit later?

>>87089831
>implying d&d will let the le reddit awesumness lyanna mormont meme die

>>87088523

Posts on 4chan are genuine jokes from anonymous people while reddit comments are made by people who want karma/upvotes.

One day they'll grow up and realize it was all pointless.

>>87089855
He sliced open a cat and pulled out unborn kittens when he was like 6 years old, animal cruelty during childhood is supposed to be one of the markers of psychopathy

>>87089810
>>87089846

Immortal as he is, he waits for himself to be born thousands of years later, knowing when and where he has to be to mark the young Bran, personally kill Brynden Rivers for hiding the truth about what would happen with him, and eventually being able to destroy the wall with a certain dragon. The reason the Night king doesn't end his misery by killing his younger self, is that he finally learnt the ink is dry, and he would fail again. The reason he doesn't kill Jon Snow, and instead observe him at Hardhome (maybe even resurrected him at Castle black?) will be covered in the end. Ending up marching south and once again fulfilling his timeline which we will see in the following two seasons.

You can actually see in the scene where young Bran goes back to the creation of the Night king, that when the children push the dragonglass into his heart, we see Bran tighten his grip on the veins, just as it is himself experiencing the pain. Also in the end of the flashback, Bran is laying in the exact same position in the cave, as the human pushed up to the tree is.

This theory also parts with Jon snow being the prince that was promised, who eventually has to kill his little brother Bran (Night king cannot kill Jon Snow at Hardhome then, can he?), giving us a bittersweet ending "Game of theories"

Done

What's the relevance of Valyrian steel if you have a million shards of dragonglass?

>>87089904
Easier to fight with a longsword than a dagger

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>Robert's Rebellion was based on a lie

>>87089904
valyrian steel isn't a brittle piece of shit that breaks easily and is only good for spear points and daggers

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>>87089936
WE

>>87089892
What id Jaimie was the chosen one all along and he almost fullfilled his destiny when he pushed Bran off the tower

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KEKED

>>87089958
a laddah

pleeeease can someone source me a cool cleganebowl image for my facebook cover photo

i've been looking everywhere but with no luck and i need one

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>>87088620

>>87089974
>Stannis
>raping anyone

Throw the child into the fire and beg R'hllor for forgiveness

>>87089904
Obsidian will break against dragon scales
A valyrian steel sword wont and we have several of them going north to fight the NK even sam brought one

So I guess Team Winterfell is now unbeatable because they see everything and can prepare for eveerything so nobody can scheme against them ever again, right?
That's gonna be exciting...

>>87088762
His performance during boatsex was kino. You could really see the pain in his eyes as he masturbated at the foot of the bed

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>>87090009
I'm playing as Robert, plus she was asking for it. I did give Stannis a Targ wife to solidify his rule over King's Landing. She has Dark Sister too.

>>87089629
I looked into the wiki but it does not in fact confirm it, I'll try looking into the books once I come home, I really believed this was more patent than it seems to be

>>87090044
That's even worse, Robert never raped anyone, he was the giant stud whose dick everyone wanted to suck anyway

>>87089855
Both
>>87089831
He's been exiled, even if he has kids they won't count as Mormonts I guess

>>87090021
They cant peep on the NK and he is coming to winterfell at full speed
Bran cant use his power against the only one who matters

>>87088476
The most bizarre is really that Bran's testimony counts as 'proof', no-one questions it. I mean, sure, maybe Arya and Sansa believe that he's an omniscient demigod (even though there's been basically no dialogue between them, just, like, 'I'm the three-eyed raven' followed by a weird 'oh, o-okay'). Why does the rest, though? Have they even spoken with Bran recently? He's an autistic cripple, it's more likely to assume that he went crazy beyond the Wall.

>>87089090
Bran will tell Jon and his little hobbit friends that she is going to betray him.

>>87089904
Well, dragonglass is, just that, glass. You can't make longswords out of that, it's also probably heavier and breaks of you use it too much.
Valiryan steel is like an over powered form of damascus steel, which ligher and more flexible, making it better than regular steel for the manufacturing of swords and shit. It's also cool af.

>>87090079
we already know the speed they're moving at
they're gonna be at Winterfell in about 8 Seasons

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https://twitter.com/nad8348/status/902509219773112320

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I swore my oath to Cersei and I promise to stand against her enemies till the end. Long may she reign!

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Rate the Royal Themes

King Robert I Baratheon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWBZDYiqXKE

King Joffrey I Baratheon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh6ACdwNlyk

King Stannis I Baratheon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3cDLnkYs30

King Robb I Stark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvuPcT6d6oE

King Balon IX Greyjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niQoEPGvtHk

Queen Daenerys I Targaryen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EF2t4hFGzo

King Tommen I Baratheon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNz0ZqQrcME

King Euron III Greyjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Jxwm-VWhg

King Jon Snow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjjSlPBG9Wk

Queen Cersei I Lannister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZl5oquUBps

>>87089308
>Dillane
kill yourself

>>87090205
May she reign for more than half of the next season!

>>87090232
Why did no cunt make Robb or Jon a crown?

>>87089616
5 6 3 4 1 2

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>>87090190
Green Jon
Red NK lol

Do you guys think Tyrion double-crossed Dany? It was weird that they didn't show his conversation with Cersei

>>87089904
>fight with magic longsword that never gets dull
>carry around a dozen shitty daggers that shatter on impact

Tough choice!

>>87090232
The driftcrown is an embarassment

Do you think Dabid will ever explain why the white walkers are doing what they're doing and why their weakness is dragonglass

>>87089263
>implying the dragon ex machina wouldn't swoop in to kill the Mountain at the last second

>>87090339
ofc they will but it's gonna be shit

>>87090021
>Implying the writers will allow bran to check out what Cersei has been up to

Brans powers won't be used to watch the one person they need but can't truly rely on to help them. So while he goes and views the LF garbage and NK stuff, they'll be totally blindsided about a Cersei and her shit.

>>87090339
>Do you think Dabid will ever explain why the white walkers are doing what they're doing
already explained
>why their weakness is dragonglass
probably because it was used to create them

>>87090339
WW were created by the children of the forest to protect them from men. They just couldn't control them after that.

>>87090339
Jon and Daenerys are good. White walkers are bad. What kind of explanation do you need else?

>>87090375
Makes sense, why would Valyrian Steel be good though?

A more logical explanation would be 'it's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit'.

>>87090339
they're doing what they're doing because they're mindless weapons and their weakness is dragonglass because it's what made them

>>87090447
valyrian steel is dragonglass +steel

>>87090447
V Steel is made with dragonfire, it's literally magic

>>87088992
If thes show made any sense the Yronwoods would be Lords of Dorne at this point. Or maybe the Dayne.

Why did Theon exist? He just gets killed by Euron next season. Was this seriously a character who just existed so we could enjoy watching him suffer?
Not that I mind I guess, Alfie did some great work.

>>87090271
Jon didnt stop and stare for days at everything.

What happened with the Dothraki? Did they collectively turn their backs on 1000 years of raping and random mass murder because Dany told them to? How on earth is she policing her army?

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>>87088851

>>87090578
Because she's a literal magic dragon-god to them?

>>87090578
Burned all the Khals and walked out alive. They're a superstitious people

NEW

>>87090593
>>87090593
>>87090593
>>87090593

>>87090548
The writers ran out of books and just didn't know what to do with him I guess.

He did save Sansa, so there's that.

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a reminder that this happened

>>87090576
it's almost like the white walkers JUST got a way to destroy the wall

what were they gonna do before, throw rocks at it?

>>87088782
In the books there are a lot of parallels drawn between him and other characters over this. Jaime is both self obsessed and selfless. Hoping to rush down and end the war in a single sword stroke much like Selmy did during the War of the Nine Penny Kings when he rushed and killed the last Blackfyre. It works really well into him also trying to rush and kill Dany during that one battle.

It's just character development. Senpai and without it his character is slightly weaker. Stack these cuts up a thousand times and you get the Jaime in the show that is completely different from the book version.

>>87089164
The only large battle I think you ever get to see even in the books are from Tyrion's perspective. I would rather see the Battle of the Green Fork and Battle of the Blackwater properly done. Still asshurt that they cuck us out of the Green Fork by having Tyrion knocked out when he actually does go into the battle in the book.

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>>87088620
>ass is concave

>>87088437
I thought he'd thrown up on himself for a moment there.

>>87088466
Ser bronn

>>87088560
>"The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."

>The MAN

This doesn't apply to Sansa because she's too weak to swing a sword, and Arya is basically a boy so.

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>>87088620