/got/ general

>too lewd edition

Why did Cersei say she'd trust the word of Ned Stark's son? Jon left the Night's Watch so is a confirmed oath breaker in their eyes.

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aaggghhh...

>>87079851
Jon died. He fulfilled his oath, you ding-dong.

>>87079851
>Jon left the Night's Watch so is a confirmed oath breaker in their eyes.
But he died.

>>87079885
>>87079893
He was hiding it from Dany (and has never told her on screen). Do you really think he told Cersei?

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>>87079809
>she will never be your gf
Fuck this gay earth.

>>87080017
Come on 93-95

>>87080017
Alright

>>87080017
Rollo the Viking

>>87080017
Meera, Melly, or Missandei get

>>87080017
So few good options...

Rollin'!

>>87079975
But if Cersei didn't put him on the spot, he wouldn't have had another chance to show his loyalty to Dany and they wouldn't have had more time to flirt while Tyrion ran off to go pad the run time and then there would be no sex scene on the boat.

>>87080102
Tyrion ran off to betray Dany.

He's still torn up about Mycella. Now that Cersei has another baby on the way he'll try to right his guilt by destroying the Targaryen force from the inside so his incest niece/nephew may sit on the throne.

In the books it would be his baby. Tyrion has promised he'll rape Cersei when he gets back to King's Landing.

>>87080017
rollerino
could add Lyanna to increase difficulty

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>>87080017

>>87080017
Shave me shansha

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>>87079791
>honeslty her plan makes sense.

Cersei's plan doesn't make sense because it is not from a logical standpoint. Cersei was never going to ally with Jon/Dany because she will never give up the Iron Throne. Cersei wants to keep the Iron Throne, so every decision she makes is influenced by her desire to maintain power. A logical human being, who actually cared about the fate of Westeros, would look at the possible outcomes and come to the conclusion that relinquishing the throne and uniting to fight The Night King is the best option. Cersei, however, is not a logical human being.

Cersei is basically betting that Dany and Jon will defeat The Night King at a great cost to their forces. There is no, "Let them both destroy each other," when one side can raise the other side from the dead. Basically, the North has to win AND suffer tremendous casualties AND both of Daenerys' dragons have to die, for Cersei's plan to make sense.

Oh, and there's also the fact that she let Jaime walk, completely defeating the purpose of her deceit.

>>87079809
Tully thread was made a full 8 minutes before this one. OP is a cocksucking faggot

>>87079705

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>>87080017
>tfw brienne 2x in a row
3rd times the charm

>>87080234
>Tyrion has promised he'll rape Cersei when he gets back to King's Landing.
Did he? I don't remember that. Do you know which chapter?

>>87080490
He was being bitter. He might not actually do it.

>>87080017
Dormer pls

>>87080017
For great justice

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>dat ending to the new preston review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqj_GvdP1TE

>>87080017
Gimme bad poussi

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Who would have thought this would end up being the best HBO show ever

>>87080516
Yeah, I don't think he could anyway.

>>87080017

Il fap to whatever i get

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aaghhh.....

>>87080581
Truth - I was surprised, too

>>87080581
I was so sure got would be the best up til season 4
even thought that s5 was just a bump in the road and it would still go down as the best

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>>87080612

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>>87080697
she faps you!

>>87080490
>>87080516
>>87080583
Don't remember the chapter, but he certainly did.

Why do you think Jaime "raped" Cersei in the show? Because Tyrion has been whitewashed but Cersei still needed a good raping by someone.

>>87080720
Poor Kit. At least he's handsome

>>87080017
the one true woman

>>87080581

I think that fact that season 1 was pretty meh adds to GOAT status

>>87080720
Jesus Christ. Women over 5'10 shouldn't be allowed to go outside. How disgustingly oafish and jarring.

>>87080017
This is bullshit

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>>87080017

>>87080017

I would fuck any of them

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>>87080017

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Who /wode/ here??
TOUCH
ME
NOT

>>87080017
Come on lads

>>87080017
please

>>87080779
Bullshit bro, thin tall girls are cute and won't give you a manlet baby
huge cows are an abomination

>>87080017 let's go

>>87080017
rolling for brienne, cersei or melly sanders

>>87080017
Lot of good options here, gotta roll

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>>87080017
anyone but Yara!

>>87080886

Even khaleesi? Jesus dude have some fucking dignity.

I miss stannis

>>87080720
god i want her to do that to me FUCK i wish that was me tfw no giant blonde woman gf

>>87080720
she seems so fucking annoying, here too at 0:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDRTcki3Xwc

>>87080017
rolling

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>>87080993
oh yeah baby

>>87080017
Pls waifu 4 me

>>87080993
W-why is she looking at him like this.

>>87079851
That is pretty fucking stupid. They just don't care anymore. George will be rolling in his grave soon.

>>87080581

I only wish GoT could even come close to season 3 of this show

>>87080017
give me ygritte!

>>87080993
>that look they give each other at the start
You just know

>>87080017

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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>>87080993

>>87080017
Roll

>>87080017
thishadbetterbegood.yzma

>>87080017
.

>>87081024
BTW how did Jon accept Brienne killing Stannis, the man his father died for?

>>87080017
Rolling for Melly

>>87080017
R00000l

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>>87080732
can't they both rape her?

>>87080017
pls

>>87081331
Kit says somewhere Jon lowkey hates Brienne
He accepted it because she protected his sisters and D&D hated Stannis anyway so noone in the show misses him

>>87080017
Rolling

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>>87080993
I want someone to look at me like that. It's been a while bros.

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>>87080017

>>87081366
>Dwarf cock the size of a thumb in her bum
Pottery.

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>>87080720
>tfw no giant blonde gf

>>87080430
>Cersei is basically betting that Dany and Jon will defeat The Night King at a great cost to their forces.

Seeing as how that's 100% likely to happen, it appears Cersei is making the logical decision, dimwit.

>>87081450
she's even taller than me

>>87080993
I guess he's not a faggot after all.

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THE KING IN THE NIGHT

>>87080017
Rollerkino

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>>87081420
Have faith, if modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright could get frogfu, you have a chance too

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wight waif when?

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>>87081500
>nk dubs
how does he keep doing it, lads

>>87081534

Night king on the dragon is adorable

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>>87081695
he already has a cuter connection with his dragon than dany does with hers

Why was Jon Snow even called Snow to begin with when everyone already knew he was brought back by Ned from the south?

Did Ned choose the name Jon randomly? Or because it rhymes with Aegon?

>>87080017
Rolling for rholor

>>87081532
2lewd4me

>>87081695
>CGI man on DGI dragon looks better than person riding a bucking bronco with CGI imposed around her

shocking. if I had the webm, I'd post it

>>87081748
good point

>>87081532
waif is quads

>>87079851
>Why did Cersei say she'd trust the word of Ned Stark's son?

"Ned Stark was an honourable man who never lied" is a westerosi meme.

>>87081748
>Or because it rhymes with Aegon?

excuse me?

>>87081748
>>87081781
Ned probably said he fucked some girl in the North and collected Jon when they came back, they were gone for like a year

>>87080948

This nigga knows whats up.

Breed with an amazon and get mountain men.

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>>87081009
Me too.

>>87081061

She wants that hipster dick.

Stannis was shit, not sure why everyone likes him so much

He wasn't even particularly memorable, he just facilitated scenes with Davos and Melly

>>87079885
>he dun died
Literally nobody knows that though, it's not common knowledge. The only people aware are onion knight, tormund, and the Knights watch. It makes no sense that nobody mentions his desertion at all

>>87081237

I see more retards accidentally post in the wrong threads on this board than any other board.

>>87081887

That is exactly what happened.

Are you guys even paying attention?

>>87079851

Because she knew he wouldn't go along with it which would give her an excuse to walk out. Of course jon would take sides. By mentioning ned she basically forces jon to reject her request. It plays the ned honor thing against them

Then it makes it seem like theyre at fault for the deal falling through and not her

The entire thing was planned to happen the way it did. You have to remember she knows dany and jon have been working together up to this point. She also knows jon would side with dany over her because the lannisters caused neds death.


It could go either two ways

1) he makes the pledge and that way dany and jon are divided against one another. The north is out of the equation and she can still just not send her armies to fight the undead while having the golden company come to retake the other kingdoms


2) he doesn't make the pledge giving her an excuse to walk, which will then allow her to play hard ball and do exactly what she ended up doing

>>87080234

It'll be funny if Cerseis baby ends up being a dwarf that kills her coming out. Or just being a dwarf in general.

>>87082069

I'm hoping it's black.

>>87081469

>Seeing as how that's 100% likely to happen, it appears Cersei is making the logical decision, dimwit.

How the fuck would she know that, dumbass? She is basically gambling that the North defeats the Night King with huge losses. That's it and that's all. She can't possibly hope that the Night King wins and her forces somehow manage to defeat him. There are many potential outcomes, and Cersei is banking on a single one. No other outcome would benefit her, which makes her odds terrible. And if she was actually logical, she wouldn't be gambling with the fate of all life on the planet; she would give up The Iron Throne and join Daenerys and Jon.

Cersei's position is not a logical one. She took a stance, and then backpedaled to justify it. That's not logical.

>>87082203
>How the fuck would she know that, dumbass?

Because Cersei is watching the same show we're watching ya fucking retard.

who is qt in OP?

>>87082239
Frogfu.

>>87082203
>she would give up The Iron Throne

Why would she give up the throne?

No one asked or expected her to. She could still fight the night army and keep the throne and deal with their beef afterwards.

Jon should have been named Aegon. Jon would have been named after one of his mentors. It's like poetry, it rhymes

>>87082292
>Why would she give up the throne?

Because she cared about the fate of her people? Oh wait, she doesn't! If Cersei was actually not a power hungry, narcissistic, manipulative bitch, she would realize that giving up the throne would be the most logical solution. But she isn't logical. Jaime told her two episodes ago that she can't possibly win against Daenerys, but Cersei did not care.

If Cersei surrenders, the conflict between Dany and her will end. Cersei doesn't want to give up the throne because she is an idiot. She doesn't want to ally with the living because she is an idiot. It amazes me how so many people can side with Cersei over Daenerys, because no matter how stupid and impulsive Dany can be, Cersei will ALWAYS be worse.

>>87082277
who is frogfu

>>87082408

I'm not arguing that cersei should sit on the throne, but I am wondering why its in her best interest to get off of it.

Not siding against the wights is stupid, not arguing that either.

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>>87082419
The one wasted on a turboautist

>>87082463
>>87082408
To be fair she can't know if they aren't just lying
She knows making an undead is possible, there was no raven from the Wall or the Citadel to back up their claim

>>87082408
>It amazes me how so many people can side with Cersei over Daenerys

I was wondering why you were getting so worked up. It's because you're a horny little dany fanboy, picking sides like its a sport. It's a TV show faggot. "Cersei should just give up the throne! She's so power hungry what a bitch." Grow up kiddo.

>>87082471
emma stone?

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>>87082574

>>87082463
>I'm not arguing that cersei should sit on the throne, but I am wondering why its in her best interest to get off of it.

Maybe it's me, but I think it can reasonably be assumed that Daenerys would pardon Cersei if Cersei relinquished the throne.

>>87082529
>To be fair she can't know if they aren't just lying

That would require a psychopathic level of paranoia. Daenerys and Jon Snow got together to concoct an elaborate scheme that involved White Walkers and zombies that they created? What the fuck kind of plan is that?

I'm wondering why people are even justifying Cersei's reasoning, since she was NEVER going to help defeat The Night King in the first place. She already confirmed that she plotted with Euron before the meeting with Dany even began.

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>>87082574
god I wish

>>87082564
>I was wondering why you were getting so worked up. It's because you're a horny little dany fanboy, picking sides like its a sport. It's a TV show faggot. "Cersei should just give up the throne! She's so power hungry what a bitch." Grow up kiddo.

Cool non-argument, faggot. I hated Daenerys before this season, but trying to claim that Cersei is in anyway better, is absolutely fanboy posturing.

Let's look at this objectively (without your kneejerk reaction): one queen wants to save the realm; one queen will have everybody die so long as she gets to stay in power. Which one would you choose?

Ignore the actors--Lena Headey is a better actor than Emilia Clarke. Cersei is a better character than Daenerys. Objectively, one queen will have everybody die so long as she can stay in power, and one queen wants to save people. Which one would you choose?

>>87082678
>if Cersei relinquished the throne.

You either win the game of thrones or you die, retard. You thinking Cersei should simply "step down" is a projection of either your cowardice or of your bias towards your lil fap queen dany.

>>87082678
>that involved White Walkers and zombies that they created
No, just using an old tale and some magic to trick Cersei into submitting
One zombie does not make a 100.000 army

>>87082794
>but trying to claim that Cersei is in anyway better, is absolutely fanboy posturing.

What the fuck are you talking about ? Cool strawman, Reddit.

I'm just arguing it's infantile to say cersei should step down. She's in a position of power and time is on her side, relative to others.

>>87082803
>You either win the game of thrones or you die

Cersei can both "win The Game of Thrones" and die, because A ZOMBIE FUCKING HORDE WITH A DRAGON WILL KILL HER AND EVERYBODY ELSE.

>>87082828

That doesn't make any sense, dude. Qyburn was absolutely fascinated with the wight. You are basically saying that it is more logical to believe that Jon/Daenerys created a fucking zombie out of nothing just to trick Cersei, instead of actually just capturing one.

Why are you justifying Cersei's decision making when she was NEVER going to help anyway?

>>87082234
Based Qyburn devised a TV and they have HBO.

>>87082891
>I'm just arguing it's infantile to say cersei should step down.

It's only infantile because Cersei is an insane piece of shit. All logic would tell her that her petty greed will destroy Westeros. Your only argument is that Cersei is a psycho bitch, and, therefore, her psycho bitch behavior is justified.

Cersei has nothing to offer at all. She only cares about staying in power. She has nothing to reform; she has no military strategy; she only cares about maintaining power.

>>87082913
>Cersei can both "win The Game of Thrones" and die, because A ZOMBIE FUCKING HORDE WITH A DRAGON WILL KILL HER AND EVERYBODY ELSE

Don't you raise your voice at me Reddit. Also, stop using the basic plot that everybody already knows and pretending like you're making a point. It's pathetic and girly. I bet you're one of those idiots who makes stupid posts like "why didn't the mountain kill Jaime when cersei nodded??? Checkmate dnd"

You're asking basic questions. The answer is simple. People have different motives because people are different. Pea brain.

>>87082980
>none of Qyburn's shit works because he's an electrical engineer trying to be an actual engineer

>>87080017
rollio

>>87083000
>Your only argument is that Cersei is a psycho bitch, and, therefore, her psycho bitch behavior is justified.

I never made that argument, Reddit. Are you insane? And you keep calling cersei a bitch like its personal. Did your ex used to have her hair style or something? Calm down nerd, cersei will die soon enough then you can be cheering like those gay hipsters at Burlington bar

>>87080017
reroll

>>87083021
>People have different motives because people are different.

Not a single fucking person in this thread has ever disputed that fact, you dumb faggot. Now, Mr. Buzzword, can you please explain why you are being a Cersei apologist? All evidence points to her being an insane narcissist. All evidence points to her not giving a shit about anybody but herself. Your only argument appears to be that, "Cersei is a fucking a lunatic, therefore, her lunatic behavior is justified." When one's decisions benefit only one person, those decisions have to be questioned.

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>>87083124

"Cersei that psycho bitch must step down! The rightful queen is dany, hnnnnnnnnng"

"What? Why would she step down, retard? That is entirely uncharacteristic of her. Her mindset is you win the throne or you die. And why would she lose soldiers aiding a would-be usurper?"

"Cersei apologist reeee I'm autistic REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE god dammit balls are so FULL! I LOVE REDDIT!!"


jeez dude I can't believe you said all that

>>87083195
>got shanked by one of Craster's wives

lol, fookin legend indeed

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>>87079809
Does anyone have the full version of this ?

>>87083240
more like stabbed in the back by Jon Snow's plot armor, then for some reason slowly and menacingly turned around waiting before killing the girl, completely forgeting he left a fully conscious enemy right behind him

>>87081450
holy fuck is that Ian Wojak?

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>>87083195
The only one that stand a chance at killing him is the hound. He's not a fucking knight!

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>>87083247
LOOK AT THAT WHOOOOOOOOOORREEE

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>>87083358
Yes.

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>>87083247
Do you think he misses Ygritte's tight body
I know I would

>>87083420
>picked her over Emilia

ugh

>>87083210
>"Cersei that psycho bitch must step down! The rightful queen is dany, hnnnnnnnnng"

Strawman argument. Doesn't matter who "the rightful Queen is."

>"What? Why would she step down, retard? That is entirely uncharacteristic of her. Her mindset is you win the throne or you die. And why would she lose soldiers aiding a would-be usurper?"

Didn't claim a single time that Cersei's actions are "uncharacteristic." Another strawman argument.

>"Cersei apologist reeee I'm autistic REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE god dammit balls are so FULL! I LOVE REDDIT!!"

That doesn't even make any sense. You are embarrassing yourself.

If you lived in Westeros, would you rather Cersei or Daenerys be queen?

It truly is amusing that Cersei has shown and said that she doesn't give a fuck about anyone, yet so many people defend her. It's baffling.

>>87080581
Stop shilling this reddit tier garbage

>>87079809
lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is godess, wife of sun. It is known.

>>87083420
2spooky4me

>>87083428
bro look how lean she is, you just know she can fuck all night like an animal
clarke is so out of shape, she will just lie there while you do all the work and get tired after 10 minutes

>>87083477
>lean

She looks like she's starring in the final scenes of an Auschwitz movie

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>>87083493
the ass was still there
khaloreesie can't compete

>start reading the books because the show has gone off the deep end
>even in the books the parts with Dany suck

>>87083533
dany sucks
sansa pre-balish sucks
cersei pre incarceration sucks
bran is pretty boring too

>>87083420
>this skellington is a warrior

>>87083533

I read 2.5 books, and Daenerys' parts are always the most boring. The reason I like season 7 so much is because Daenerys isn't a giant bore anymore. Daenerys needed Westeros and Jon Snow; her plot did not stand on its own legs in Essos.

>>87083433

Red herring. Ad nauseum. Strawman. Non sequitur. I win faggot. All hail cersei, long may she rain!

>>87081532

Why even wear clothes? Just show us all your asshole and be done with it.

>>87081024
Based Nik wanting to off dany
Absolutely BASED

>>87083533
at least in the books she's portrayed as a dumb teen making wrong choices

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>there are people who have unironically read the books in this thread RIGHT NOW

MY LAUGHS BECAME THE WORLD

>>87080720
>SNU SNU

>>87081114
>George will be rolling in his grave soon.
>implying he cares
If the fat fuck cared he'd give us the books.

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>>87079809
wuh? she's muh cus'n?

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>>87083814
nah jon snow... keep the bloodlines pure

>>87083789
>MY LAUGHS BECAME THE WORLD
Now that's a line I haven't seen quoted in forever

>>87081748
How does those bastards names even work? I've always thought that you get the name after where your high born parent was from. That's why Jon was Snow, beacause Ned was lord of Winterfell

>>87083674

Another non-argument.

Again, what rational human being would choose Cersei over Daenerys as queen? Even at her worst, Dany is not half as bad as Cersei. Doesn't matter which character is better written; it doesn't matter which character is better acted. Cersei would literally have one murdered for spreading rumors about her. Cersei would endanger everybody's lives in King's Landing in the unlikely chance that she would somehow be able to keep the Iron Throne. Cersei killed hundreds of people, innocent or not, as a power play.

Cersei is also useless without Jaime and Euron. Cersei has two crowning achievements so far: conspiring to murder Robert Baratheon and blowing up the Great Sept. Robert's death backfired, because Joffrey was a terrible replacement. Cersei managed to become queen after she killed all of her enemies, but then what? She has nothing useful to say. She has no reforms. She doesn't have any military strategy outside of what Jaime and Euron tells her to do. Cersei only cares about the power of the throne, not the responsibility.

>>87081114
>>87083806
I hope the spinoffs are even worse so I can disregard the whole franchise and move on without regret

>>87083764
Fucking calm down mahmoud

>>87083846
Nah, it's from where you were born instead
Remember that if you're a bastard there's a high chance your father bailed

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Cummy in auntie Dany's tummy
Because I want a new cousin

>>87080779
t. manlet

>>87083846
It's supposedly from where you were born
I imagine not many bastards are born in one part and move to another so the tradition didn't take it into account

Is Tyrone a cuck now? Why was he fapping in the shadows while looking sinister

>>87083835
The more he read, the more he laughed. The more he laughed, the more he read.

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>>87083789
Yes. And I'm going to reread them soon.

>>87084029
>reread
LMAO

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>>87079809
>>87080110
>>87080139

>tfw no Elie and Isaac playing Anne Frank and Peter van Pels in an action movie where they decapitate Nazis, guest starring Jerome Flynn as 1st Airborne general Roy Urquhart and Aidan Gillen as OSS.

>>87083972
Also valar morghulis/valar dohaeris

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Imagine being so cucked by Georgie Martin that you read all the ASOIAF books.

>>87080017
I must know.

Why didn't deadmountain step in when the wight charged directly at Cersei, especially after she explicitly instructed him to kill as soon as anything went wrong in the previous scene?

>>87080430
Keeping the throne for at all cost is the most logical conclusion for Cersei tho.
She estabilished in season 1 that if you play the game of thrones, you win or you die and she's facing her wars with that in mind.
She doesnt contemplate pardon or mercy, she is sure that if she loses, her enemies would kill her

No matter your opinion on this show, surely we can all agree that this scene is perfection https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaEgFn2KmLc

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pick your fave character

theyre now a civ leader, whats their stats

>>87083420
Jesus Christ give Rose something to eat.

>>87084762
I'll give her something to eat if you know what i mean.

>>87084501
It was too fast

>>87084501
he was too amazed at his zombie cousin

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>waaah waaah they don't like my boring wet bread incestship
>waaah waaah they don't like my boring wet bread tyrantwhore

Joneryscucks stay in shambles

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>she rides the bull every night

>>87085027
his dick must be bigger than her forearm

>>87083531
as pancake as it gets desu

>>87085087
Just cause someone's built large doesn't mean they have a large penis. No man escapes the general average size of 5.5-6 inches length. That said he's a strongman not a bodybuilder so he probably doesn't take shit like steroids. He just eats a fuckton and lifts cars, so he's at least (likely)safe from shrinkage.

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>based on a lie

>>87085027
small dick

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>>87085103
>he wouln't put his dick in some nice, fluffy pancakes
cease your faggotry at once

>>87085222
ROBERT "BITCHBOY" BARATHEON EXPOSED LIVE ON BRANSTREAM

GET CHO LYIN ASS USURPER ASS OUTTA HERE

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>>87085146
>That said he's a strongman not a bodybuilder so he probably doesn't take shit like steroids.

>>87085146
There's a reason why strongman is untested. They're all on a boatload of drugs. And I don't even have a problem with that, I'm just saying. And this isn't some questionable statement, strongman is one of the few sports where steroids isn't that big of a deal. It's not talked about much, but no one denies it. And I'm taling about grams of gear, similar to untested powerlifting. Guys like Kirill Sarychev, Konstantin Konstantinov, Andrey Malanichev are on exactly the same stuff as Haftor Bjornson, Eddie Hall, Brian Shaw and all the other pro strongmen.

Also steroids don't shrink your dick. They can shrink your balls because your body no longer has any need to produce testosterone on its own since you're injecting it on a level tens of times higher than it naturally would be. Your dick doesn't produce test so it remains the same.

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>>87085146
>so he probably doesn't take shit like steroids
brb
posting this on /fit/

>>87085242
seems like a waste of food to me

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PRESTON STAY DOWN

>>87085308
I think he's finished after this season

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we /offseason/ now?

>>87085146
roids dont shrink dick size brainlet

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Remember me?

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Shansha ;_;

>>87085288
Link me fgt

>>87085284
Yeah balls that's what I meant by shrinkage. I honestly always thought steroids aren't done on strongman training because the training itself is just balls to the walls. Bodybuilding puts an emphasis on building the hugest veiny muscles with the least amount of fat humanely possible so you look like a marinaded chicken in shrink wrap. Steroids make sense because it promotes the muscle growth while not doing shit to your fat, giving you an unfair advantage.

But on strongman, why the fuck would you bother. Just eat 10kg of whatever you feel like and spend 12 hours lifting boulders and squatting with a motorcycle. The only goal is to GET BIG (C'MON)

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>massive horde coming in on kings landing
>people being torn apart left and right
>qyburn sees this from the castle
>wanders outside through sheer curiosity

>meets an qt3.14 zombie grill
>live happily ever after

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Today I shall remind them.

>>87085417
NCW is the only really attractive one in that picture

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he never gets off the dragon in season 8

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>LF: I demand trial by combat!
>Sansa: You waste your breath, lord baelish, you have no allies here, no friends to call upon and manipulate as you manipulated me, like how you SOLD me to Ramsay B-
>Sansa's petty, womanish ranting is cut off as a single strong voice speaks up
>???: I will stand for the Lord of the Eyrie
>Sansa cringes back, distraught and confused as her plan goes awry the slightest bit
>Sansa: W-Who are you? You're not in the service of Winterfell or Littlefinger!
>The mysterious figure steps forward into the light, his silvery hair seems to glow as much as the pale sword strapped to his back
>The assembled knights all crowd away from him nervously
>???: No, my lords and ladies, I am not of Winterfell nor the Vale
>Even Arya is forced to take half a step back as she senses this mans raw killing intent
>???: I am of the night.

>>87084741
Peter the Great
Expansive/Philosophical
Unit: Cossack
Building: Research Institute

>>87079851
The point of the Night's Watch is to fight the Night King, leaving to get forces for that is okay. They send men out to get men just to man the wall, this is just a greater version of that.

>>87085534
Arya slays him, the end

>>87085392
Are you simply unaware of the fact that taking anabolics causes you to gain more muscle and strength from training stimuli? Of course strength athletes juice, just like bodybuilders do.

>>87085534
Sasuga, Anon-sama. We have truly reached /animekino/.

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http://www.tvguide.com/news/game-of-thrones-isaac-hempstead-wright-sansa-littlefinger/

>According to Isaac Hempstead-Wright, who plays Bran Stark in the show, Sansa's storyline was not as manipulative as all that -- she really did fall under Littlefinger's thrall and came dangerously close to killing Arya. We just couldn't tell because the scene explaining all that was cut from the finale.

>"We actually did a scene that clearly got cut, a short scene with Sansa where she knocks on Bran's door and says, 'I need your help,' or something along those lines," Hempstead-Wright told Variety. "So basically, as far as I know, the story was that it suddenly occurred to Sansa that she had a huge CCTV department at her discretion and it might be a good idea to check with him first before she guts her own sister. So she goes to Bran, and Bran tells her everything she needs to know, and she's like, 'Oh, s---.'"

>>87085575
>It was just an after-image

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>>87083382
>Fuck the king and fuck King's Landing.

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>>87085534
I don't think I could handle that much chaosh

>>87081130
But season 3 was the worst by far...

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>>87085629
DOG

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>E X T I N C T

Reminder that Reggers line lasted longer than Bobbys

>>87085592
Of course they had to cut it in order to make Sansa look like the superior mastermind.

>>87080779
women over 5'9 are the female equivalent of manlets.

>>87085437

That's a young Conan O'Brien.

>>87085417
Why didnt Regger just wait for his Targaryen sister?

>You think you want a good woman, but you need the __________.

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>>87085592
>>According to Isaac Hempstead-Wright, who plays Bran Stark in the show, Sansa's storyline was not as manipulative as all that -- she really did fall under Littlefinger's thrall and came dangerously close to killing Arya. We just couldn't tell because the scene explaining all that was cut from the finale.

D&D ARE RUINING THIS GREAT SHOW

>>87085652
all they have is bastards
but ragger only had one, bobby still has 20 floating around or something like that

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>>87085736
>You think you want a good woman, but you need the One True King of Westeros

>>87085751
>Baratheonfags still this in denial

Jon isnt a bastard. Bastard also dont count towards the family line

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Man the CK2 mod of GoT is great, so much crazy fanfic shit can happen in it. Just lost a game as Renly and these are some of the things that happened starting right when Robert dies.

>Dany invades early with Aegon (young Griff) and beheads Joffery
>Jamie gets exiled to Essos and becomes a mercenary leader
>The Mountain gets sent to the Wall, the Hound hung for being Joffery's bodyguard
>Tommen married Arya
>Stannis gets beheaded by Dany, I play the loyal house nigger and serve Dany
>Eventually she has a son, but dies to assassins. Littlefinger becomes the regent for Dany's son
>Tyrells take him off throne, Dany's kid is exiled to Essos and Mace Tyrell's oldest son his wife Cersei are the heirs
>I marry Margy and keep Loras, they both become my lovers
>only have one stillborn son and then never have another kid ever
>Renly dies of stress and now I'm Shireen married to Davos OC son
>Shireen becomes Azor Ahai and gets resurrected in a battle


That's where it ends, Stormland vassals betrayed me and I died with no second rez. Even if I lived I'd get a game over because Shireen's kids would have been Seaworths rather than Baratheons.

>>87085779
>anyone can get an annulment from anyone whenever
We see you dabid

>>87085747
Why would that be better? Sansa doesn't figure it out thanks to all of Littlefinger's lessons, she just gets told it by Bran because even after all this time she's still just a retard who believes whatever anyone tells her

That's shit

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Toot toot coming to you in season 8.

>>87085792
>Shireen married to Davos OC son
sounds like a bit of marrying down

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>>87085815

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>>87085802
>Targaryans cant marry 2 people at once

Stay booty blasted bobby

>>87079809
This picture of her looks so much like my ex that I think it is her every time.

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>tfw just read a theory about Jaime being Azor Ahai
>"Nissa Nissa is Brienne obviously"
???

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>used to believe i'm as short as kit (5'9'')
>went to san diego comic con
>said hi to him and he's nearly a head shorter
kit is 5'7'' MAX, probably around 5'6.5''

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>>87085835
they literally can't
there was a war fought over that you dumb wikifag

>>87083531
Someone post the Robb edit

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>>87085751
>Be Bobby B
>survive your boar wounds
>years later find some raven haired wench you want to fuck
>It's one of your female bastards

I bet she'd moan "daddy" at him too.

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>>87085815
The Golden Company will be a multicultural band of 'crazy' foreigners ala the Brave Companions, not exiled elite Westerosi, I guarantee it.

>>87085835
>targaryen tries to marry 2 people
>gets his chest caved in, his family killed and his house annihilated
yeah sounds about right

literally only aegon could do that

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>be Bobby B
>oneitis so bad you can't fuck your 10/10 wife without being shitfaced

How the fuck does the Night King have a dragon all of a sudden

>>87085890
does she actually know who her dad is or what?

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>>87085824
Yeah, the AI decided on that for some stupid reason before I got control of Shireen. I guess it can't perform maternial marriages.

If she was single I may have not pressed my Iron Throne claim so foolishly and see how far I could take things, but being stuck with Davos kid I just went wild for one last generation. Not easy playing as her, everyone hates you for looking so gross.

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D&D should have just let Jorah die.

what the fuck was rhaegar's problem? he's to blame for westeros' problems (his dad too)

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>>87085922

>>87085867
Refresh my memory on which War that was.

>>87085815
An elephant is pretty underwhelming if even one of Dany's dragons survives.

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Even brave men blind themselves sometimes, when they are afraid to see.

>>87085835
>Marrying both of your sisters
The final redpill

>>87080581
The ending to this fucking sucked.

>>87085997
I'd do it if my sisters were 10/10s like Aegon's.

>>87085592
>not "according to modern day Isaac Hempstead-Wright"
Clearly fake

>>87085747
Honest question, is that how that works?
How much are showrunners involved with the actual cut? I thought they had more to do with laying the script and keeping a certain feeling to the scenes, I don't know how much power do the episodes' directors hold

>Roberts rebellion was based on a lie
>Aerys still burnt Rickard and Brandon
>still called for Neds head from Jon Arryn

>>87085986
>An elephant
They probably have hundreds bro

hmm

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So why did Jaime ride north alone? I'm pretty sure the Lannister army would prefer following an experienced commander who never abandons his men and charges a fucking dragon, than following a queen who literally did westerosi 9/11.

>>87085815
>TADAIMA MOTHERFUCKERS

>>87086056
be very careful now

>>87085970
faith uprising

>>87086042
Pretty sure Jaime gave a number and it was like 30.

Elephants are pretty shitty units if they're spooked, setting them on fire would basically rout the Golden Company as elephants trampled their own men.

My hipster mom's got nice hair, why can't they have Cersei grow it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf3CPnDMVz0

>>87086074
Oh you mean the same faith militant that was abolished before Rhaegars time?

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>Rhaegar was just a budget-Viserys

>>87086115
i mean the faith of the seven that the targaryens capitulated to and started following their laws

>>87086059
muh lone hero

>>87086074
You realize they also wanted to outlaw sibling marriage as well, right?

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I have been in the darkness.

>>87086152
they didn't meet all their objectives
that doesn't mean that the targs didn't continue practicing polygamy

>>87086131
Not really, since Rhaegar was literallt born of incest

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>>87086059
>the Lannister army

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>he had to wait until the season was over to post blacked girl jew

>>87086059
He didn't ask them because he had no time to ask

>>87086167
didn't stop*

>>87086123
>supposed to be so beautiful everyone falls in love with him
>Viserys is leagues above
What did they mean by this?

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>>87086080
Yeah but man
Elephants
It sounds so cool and honestly it's the next thing for Westerosi armies to be awed in despair about after dragons if you never saw one
Pyrrhus' campaign went down in history for nearly just that, and we know of how much elephants weighted in a battlefield from Hannibal's campaigns recounts
It's one of those rare times when the cool factor is a thing in real life

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>2 years
what now, /got/?

>>87086171
woah i have never heard that song befor

>>87086134
>muh
You're deluded if you don't think that was the most kino moment all season
>>87086171
This however, was fucking stupid

>>87086123
Viserys was a little lad when Rhaegar got fucked up. He idolized him like a lot of other sibling relationships happen.

Makes sense Viserys practically cosplayed as Rhaegar since he wanted to be like him.

>>87086183
You do realize Rhaegar got married in a secret ceremony right?

>>87085812
Because that way the whole Winterfell story at least makes some kind of sense, instead of none at all. Sansa doesn't figure anything out either way, she's still told by Bran - the difference is just that she gets told it offscreen. It still doesn't explain why Arya was doing the dumb shit she was doing, or why Arya seems to be in on Sansa's plan when she starts listing off her own accusations against Littlefinger.

>>87086231
Viserys is good looking, Rhaegar isn't.

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>>87080993
She looks so much like my ex, it hurts.

>>87086232
and this would make all of faith-dominated westeros accept whatever children that """"marriage"""" yielded as legitimate?

>>87086196
still haven't seen a legit source on this

>>87086245
That doesn't matter. Also extremely subjective.

Though I agree Rhaegar should've been more handsome but I don't find viserys to be good-looking. Rhaegar looked like John Cena in as wig.

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>>87086246
I'd be utterly devastated too if my ex looked like frogfu
I can't offer (You) anything aside my sadness

>the virgin theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQupgO0eILc
>THE CHAD SOUNDTRACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rALCyuFdUGk

>>87086272
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wojak-feels-guy

>>87086309
I meant a source on the next season coming out in 2019

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>>87086295
add greyjoy theme to the chad soundtrack and we're gucci
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6XuHSU4H4k

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>>87086309
>knowyourmeme

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That's what we are - ghosts.

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>>87086344
*Applies fire paper to sword*

careful ned

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>Come on, Daniel. We gotta go, Lena's coming on set.
Why did Bronn say this? Broke my immersion.

>>87086363
*fists biggu piggu*

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MIGRATE WHEN READY

>>87086422
>>87086422
>>87086422
>>87086422
>>87086422

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Surrounded by Lannisters. Everytime I close my eyes I see their blonde hair and their smug, satisfied faces.

>>87086393
He wanted her to join that weird Hindu cult and was still being weird a couple of years ago.
The pussy game must be ridic.

>>87086393
Well apparently they hate each other so much that they can't even act like professional actors around each other on set so they had to remove him from the scene.

>>87086326
there is not legit source yet and HBO, D&D etc. haven't said anything because they don't know how long production will take. Only 6 episodes, but they are likely much longer than before and will be more complicated means production could take a while.
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/game-of-thrones-season-8-release-date-2018-hbo-sky-atlantic-uk-us-filming-return-premiere-a7916431.html

>>87086442
10 times better than Gendrys hammer

>>87085534
If only

I was waiting for half of the men present to turn on the others and give us a bit of a fight at least.