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>>87077077
>You don't want to know the details

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>>87077077
>Horgohn
>ywn stumble upon vacationing Riker who's seeking Jamaharon

why even live

"Let He Who is Without Sin" could have been improved if, after Bashir broke up with Leeta, he had chased after some attractive male who had dropped their horgha'hn.

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>>87077123
His face in this photo just screams
>can you believe I fucked this thing, lol

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>>87077195
You just know

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You ever see a Spoonhead die Molly? No? I'm telling you, there's nothing so beautiful as watching their smug reptile faces realize that you alone have decided their future. And the sounds, Molly, the death rattle. The feeling that you've made the Quadrant a better place by removing another Cardie fuck. Let's go the holosuite, it's not as good as the real thing but it will be good practice for when you grow up.

During which hours are Trekthreads not plagued by this twee faggot thing?

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>>87077257
>>87077257
Still pissed off that they deleted this cut.
We deserved pissed off, Setlik III Miles.

>>87077293
Are you talking about fat Riker?
I'm not him, but I'm always PM hours for the states. I've got three boards up, a bunch of other forums, and I always type just like this.
If you are talking about the man-as-woman guy who goes to the conventions, I think he posts from the west coast so probably late PM/early AM USA Hours

>>87077293
>>87077357
>watching the TNG blooper reels
>that one time when Jonathan Frakes tripped coming out of the turbolift
>when he rolled down the ramp from the horseshoe to the command center
>when he came to a stop on his back by ops
>when he tried to get up and there was a ripping sound from his pants
>when he couldn't get up and asked Brent Spiner for help
>when Michael Dorn ad-libbed "Even an android can't lift an object that heavy."
>when they all started laughing except Jonathan Frakes
>when Marina Sirtis said "I sense shame... embarrassment... humiliation..."
>and they all started laughing even harder
Good times.

>phasers from 1966 to 2005
>long, powerful destructive beams that go PSSSSHHHEEEWWWWW or BZZZZZZZHHHHHHHH
>phasers from 2009 to now
>little machine gun-like dots that go pewpewpewpewpewpew, pretty much indistinguishable from torpedoes
Thanks JJ

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>>87077195
>>87077236
Data, shut the fuck up and give me your daughter already.

>>87077454
>blooper reels
Which reels are these? I've never seen any of those unless CBS is tearing down even longer versions on YT.

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>>87077454

>>87077164
I want to eat gagh off his beard

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>>87077614
Buy the fucking Blu-rays already.

>>87077468

https://youtu.be/WCpYqWAIwFA?t=8m22s

Not quite pewpewpew but the phasers in the TOS seemed to be both the long beams and the machine gun-like

Riker and gagh at Ten Forward
Riker when his belt snapped

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>>87077077
>>87077257
>>87077454
>>87077740
This thread is off to an amazing start.

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>>87077740
I doth inquire to the nature of thy nether regions.

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>its a picard mud wrestles with his brother episode

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>it's a comfy Data episode

>>87077859
Scrotum, where the testes dropped

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>>87078032
>Scrotum, where the testes dropped
Watch it, teste!

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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

>>87078000
true data episodes are always extra comfy

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>>87077800

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>>87078065
True that

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>>87077608
Captain, just let the fucking Bajorans die.

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Ah major, just thought I'd wake you to inform you that I had sex with your mom

Okay bye

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>>87078114

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>>87077123

>>87078000
I can't stand this episode. One of the few I always skip on rewatches.

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Reminder Dukat did nothing wrong except when he accidentally got himself stuck on the station while the boobytraps were going off because someone in the Obsidian Order went over his head and impanted an overriding command. He couldn't have known that. And when he tried to screw over a rival politician by separating that politician from his son, but then he accidentally left a trail of clues and Garak caught him, and maybe that one time he accidentally got that chick pregnant, and when his whole life was ruined when he forgot that the prophets were omnipotent beings inside the wormhole, and one time he tried to convince Sisko that he was perfectly sane, and went about this task by talking to imaginary tulpas, also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised. Also Kira's mom. He fucked her.

>>87078060
Ducat did nothing wrong. Well, maybe a few things, but only out of love.

>>87078189
holy shit the absolute madman

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Data had a hard life

>>87078189
Context?

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>>87078189
>You will never be FRAKED

>>87078287
Riker's a pimp.

>>87077944
Did Picards brother speak with the French accent? I remember him playing Germans in other stuff.

>>87078287
It's a shoop. See >>87078298

>>87078357
no he spoke with a british accent

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>>87078438
>you will never live to see the day the French have been eradicated from the earth
Why even live?

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>>87078167
Phantasms was so good

What is the comfiest episode of TNG and why is it Cause & Effect?

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>riker, on risa

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>>87078114
Are we all just going to forget that it's canon that some species of xenon gas energy has successfully pulled the wool over everyone's eyes and that Data is implicit to a lie regarding the existence of said race???

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>>87079035
Riker when his weight rose
His uniform ill-fitting

>>87079035
AT GOLDEN CORAL

>>87079322
>riker, when the seconds came
>riker, when the enterprise tilts

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Nagillum was a great TOS style cosmic entity

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>>87079622
>enterprise-d for ants

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ALL HANDS TO EMERGENCY ESCAPE PODS

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>>87079708
Casualty reports are coming in from all over the ship!

>>87078224
Glad you punctuated this bad pasta while you were at it

Goodnight /trek/

Good morning /trek/.

>>87079065
Picard was the one implicit if anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=857GG5Jg24U

Good afternoon /trek/

Good evening /trek/

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>that scene where Sisko openly mocks his son for not liking the cardassian food replicators

Always thought it was weird hearing avery use a squeeky kid's voice

>>87080761
goodnight susan

>>87079708
I really like how they destroyed the original enterprise model for that scene and then had two more seasons where they just had to keep recycling sequences from other episodes.

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>Riker, his rib broken

>>87080885
https://youtu.be/mZJsla2TG6E?t=13s

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Which series has the best bridge? My vote goes to TNG's Enterprise-D.

What is the comfiest episode of TNG and why is it Cause & Effect?

>>87080943
that's not the Enterprise-D
the D goes from bottom to top
(just like my D wink hint nudge)

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I miss the rush of the 2316 empirial election

>>87080943
>no raised walkway behind the captain's chair

what the fuck is this shit

also those con chairs look like they're designed to ruin people's spines.

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>>87080979
Oh you're right. I'm going to beat up google for tricking me.

>>87080850
I quite liked it desu, their father-son relationship was pretty based

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>>87080943
This one

>>87081265
SHUT UP WESLEY

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>>87080943
alternate timeline Enterprise-D

Can you imagine all the feces on Riker's dick from that planet? He brought back enough feces to trigger the biometric sensors in the transporter.

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>>87077293
I'd be more concerned about Crusherposter (me) because I don't have a set sleep schedule. It slides around so I'll go from a 7am-10pm day to a 9-12 to an 11-2, etc. etc. so you never know when I'll be on.

>>87077706
Yeah but it's still not quite Star Wars tier where lasers are flying around every which way for 5 minutes straight.

>>87081265
>worf is so useless he gets replaced by a giant window.

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I think something's wrong with the turbolift again

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>You will never be Vedek Bareil pumping that sweet faithful Bajoran pussy every night
Really don't like this feel.

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god damn, young Kira w/ Tom Berringer

>>87081810
The 70s were a decadent decade but they sometimes had some really cool attire.

>>87079866
ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP

>>87081810
>thousand cocks stare

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeDzOgMQ8H8&t=1s

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>>87080935
I said, get in.

>>87081750
Be honest. Was it a mistake killing him off? Odo and Kira's relationship was terrible.

>>87080908
>riker, his ribs prime*

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>>87082041
>Was it a mistake killing him off?
No, I think that was intended.
I think they just picked the wrong guy, and ten years too early.

Did Miles leave souvenirs, like playing cards or little pots of gold, on the bodies of the Spoonies he killed?

>>87082670
A single dart over their hearts. He also has a collection of dessert spoons under his bed for each Cardie he killed. He shows them off when he's entertaining guests.

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>>87081873
>decadent decade

>>87082670
he phasers a tooth out.

jesus, watching this scene where Sisko is wooing jennifer on the beach is strange.

it's like he's stalking her almost, all up in her face. i bet avery was feelin da vibes

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>>87082722
>After every mission, Maxwell would give me one of these for each confirmed kill
>Think about it, 57 spoons! You know what that means?

>>87082670
Drinks a pint of beer and smashes the glass on the floor beside the body.

>>87080979
pretty sure that's from that VR tour of the Enterprise
it's supposed to be the D but it's not perfect and has a bunch of shit that probably isn't canon

>>87083068
#blazeit

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>>87083068

>>87083068
space weed

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nothing wrong

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>>87083068

>>87083545
I love that someone typed out this great scene.

>>87083580
Every single scene of Star Trek was typed out.

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>>87083601
mind=blown

>>87083651
Thank you, I'm glad you liked my joke.

But also, have this.
http://chakoteya.net/StarTrek/index.html

>wouldn't take Q's gigantic magic cock to get her crew home

Janeway a shit

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>>87083748
You want it to be one way. You want it to be one way. But it's the Janeway.

In Deep Space 9, Improbable Cause

did we ever find out who the Cardy that Odo was meeting with in the cave was?

>>87081938
When did he turn into Brian Blessed?

>>87083865
No, just some cardassian spy who owed him a favur

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HELLO CAN ANYONE HEAR ME WE NEED YOUR HELP CLINTON WON THEY STARTED THROWING WHITE MEN IN CAMPS TRUMP WAS SHOT TRYING TO RALLY THE PEOPLE PLEASE WE NEED YOUR HELP WE CANT GO BACK WE WONT GO BACK!!##!!!!!

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>I wasn't talking about the puppy

Oh god, Q's gf is so fucking sassy

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>>87083706
holee foooook

>>87079065
How is that ensign on the conn station not fallen off?

>>87083899
perfect character for my fanfic then

How exactly does Paris sneak up on a fucking Q?

Yeah he perceives him as the US civil war general, but it's still a fucking Q.

>>87078604
>french names, british accents
It's more likely that the French conquered the UK

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>>87084483
lol u wish

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ickly tiny starfleet uniform is adorable

>tfw this is only 40 seconds long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQteSPQvVLI
It should be illegal.

>>87084498
>Q's dicks and vaginas are their fingers.

>>87082670
A superstitious man, Miles O'brien leaves a single piece of his good luck necklace on each victim. The Obsidian Order would love to get their hands on that piece of evidence. Indeed, you might say they're always after his lucky charms.

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>>87084604

>>87084604
Who does Number One work for?

>>87083899
really? always thought it was Garak's brother

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anyone have friends to talk about trek to?

>>87083909
Truly the worst possible timeline, poor bastard

>>87084937
>that image
What the fuck
>anyone have friends to talk about trek to?
About 3, though honestly we don't talk about it too much. Just every now and then. Two of them are girls.

>>87079687
I think I recognize this actor. Isn't he the one who voiced the shit emoji?

>>87084838
I happen to be watching this episode on a rewatch, and now you mention it his manner of speaking is incredibly similar to Garak's. I don't know if that's intentional and it's canon that his identity is a mystery but I'm going with your theory for sure, it's pretty neat

>>87084937
No, that's why I talk to /trek/

>>87084937
hey, free lunch!

>>87085033
Maybe you get lunch, nowhere does he say it's free

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>>87084994
He was the guy who got killed in I, Claudius.

Just finished TNG, should I watch DS9 or watch TNG again?

>>87085102
drink bleach

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>>87085102

>>87085102
Watch DS9 and then watch Voayger and then come down here to complain how shit of show Voyager was. That happens all the time, I know it happened to me.

>>87084937
no.
early during school I realized I'd become the star trek kid forever which was a mistake.

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>>87085102
Watch DS9, skip Voyager and then watch Enterprise. Then go watch Voyager.

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>>87084937
>enter contest to attend Discovery premier
>if you win, it's for two people
>realize I have no one to bring

>>87085144
>Rivals
>Bad

I'LL KILL YOU CUNT

>>87085271
Don't point fingers at me, I didn't make it it's bad

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>>87085144
>those nearly perfect seasons 4-7

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>>87085271
Yeah that image sucks. I think this one is a little better, but honestly I hate skipping episodes when watching something for the first time.

>>87085331
that one still doesn't recommend rivals kek

>>87084937
>nothing weird is going to happen

Like hell

>>87085218
I'll most likely do this then probably kill myself

>>87085348
shit i bet you think pure reg barclay actually did the girls on the holodeck instead of just larping.

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>>87085404
I don't see why he wouldn't.

>>87085353
watch SG-1 last, then kill yourself

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>>87085622

>>87085622
Quarks should be

"Rule of Acquisition 35: Peace is good for business.
Rule of Acquisition 34: War is good for business"

Watch every episode of every series (including VOY) and make up your own mind. It's good for character building.
Don't listen to the internets opinions on Trek, they'll only lead you astray

>>87085622
If you pull a stunt like that again I'll court martial you- or I'll promote you. Either way you'll be in a lot of trouble.

holy shit

HOLY SHIT SISKO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NIGGA

You can't just nuke people's planets because you get tricked by a subordinate

>>87086480
He forced a compromise. If he hadn't done what he did there would have been a much larger conflict - and by doing what he did he forced a key Maquis leader to surrender.

>>87086514
excuses, he only did that because he was butthurt about the guy

>>87086606
Probably a bit of column A and B

He did seem very bum flustered though iirc

>>87086606
>>87086642
Of course he was butthurt, but he still made a decision that was correct in the long run. Standing by and allowing the Maquis to launch their attack would have mean a complete shitstorm all over the sector and possibly beyond. His ultimate decision was completely correct.

LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE

Good morning /trek/. I didn't sleep well

When did bashir get replaced with a Changeling?

He's still wearing the old uniform in the internment camp

Woah, Tain is Garak's dad?

dang

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>>87077454
Don't bully

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>>87088059
Sorry to hear that, anon. I'll be going to sleep myself in a minute.

>>87077454
link?

>Klingons rejoin the Khitomer Accords
>fleets massing to fight the Dominion
>suddenly Romulans out of fucking nowhere

oh gosh, it's just like anime. All the old rivals are uniting

>>87088491
Do people think this really happened?

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>>87088433
Sleep tight Crusher poster

>>87088926
>ywn get a prostate-exam by mommyfu

>>87088869
Uhhh what? The Romulans got involved long before the Klingons. And the Romulans OFFICIALLY joined long after the Klingons were involved. So yeah explain yourself.

>>87088869
so, anon tell me how do you think the defiant got it's cloaking device ? Romulans were already aware of the dominion threat and they even threw an entire fleet at the founders planet with the obsidian order long before the dominion officialy incorporated cardassia and went to invade the alpha quadrant

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>the enterprise is a fortress, we'll never get near it

lmao fucking Maquis. The Enterprise leaked like a sieve

Do they EVER stop meeting Kazon?

I fucking hate Kazon

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>>87090552

>>87090577
I hate their stupid hair and retarded culture

>>87090577
>Seska thought the Kazon were a good idea
explain this

>Janeway whispering "daddy"
hnnnnnngh

>>87090839
How else was she going to use, the Talaxians?

>>87090839
she goes with the biggest dick in the room.

>>87089408
Why was the Defiant allowed to use the cloaking device in the Alpha Quadrant? Did the ale manufacturing industry lobby to the Romulan government, that they trade the cloaking device to the Federation, in turn for the UFoP legalizing Romulan Ale?

>>87091246
>why was the Defiant allowed to use the cloaking device in the Alpha Quadrant
it wasn't

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>>87079322
Bless the prophets my sides

Also based dubsminion

Why are Bashir's parents Indian?

Was it just a case of "find any two light brown people and make one of them put on a stupid British accent"?

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>>87091583
This is the future we chose.

>>87091583
>Was it just a case of "find any two light brown people and make one of them put on a stupid British accent"?
yes

Why does The Visitor always get me in tears? Is this a common reaction? - I see most guides put it as a mandatory episode.

>>87091583
revenge for taking over india in the first place.

Maybe bashir was born indian, but the genetic augmentation made him arab because they're the true master race?

>>87091978
>300 years later
>still can't figure out how to poo in the loo
Some people just can't be civilized.

>>87077077
Heh, just watched that episode. I've only watched TOS and TNG. Think I like TNG better, but I still enjoyed TOS

>>87091441
And yet they still did on multiple occasions

>>87077077
>Implying I don't want to know the details

Star Trek is a simulation. The Q are admins.

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>>87092397

vic fontaine was a mistake

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>>87092852
Holodecks were a mistake.

>>87092852
The failure of your post-natal abortion was a mistake.

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>>87077608

They reprogrammed her to be Stephanie from Lazy Town...

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>>87092852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI6Jui-FmuA

Thanks, Vic

I needed that

>>87093078
>trapped forever in a rubix cube

Moriarty deserved better

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>>87078128
Why were all admirals cunts?

>Paris turning down pon farr sex-addict Torres

Fucking faggot

>>87093571
Admiral Ross was good what are you on about

Except for that one time with Section 44 and the Romulans but what can you do

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>>87093571
Affirmative action, 23rd century style.

>>87093703
Ming the Merciless?

>>87093735
That's Admiral Ming to you, shitlord.

>>87093735
Does he look like a bitch?

>>87093612
>pon farr
>torres
whut

>>87092330
>nobody in Starfleet ever breaks a silly agreement with a hostile power

>>87093963
>>87093963
>>87093963

>>87093941
Some Vulcan crew member tried to mind-meld her during pon farr and gave it to her too

She tries to seduce Paris in the cave and he turns her down

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>>87094020
What an appalling thread

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>>87093941
>>87094030

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IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

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>>87094020

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>>87094020
no you don't

>>87094050
Is that a Denobulan?

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>>87094071

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>>87094020
fuck off

Reminder that Enterprise is the second best Star Trek series after DS9.

>Tuvok orders Paris to give her the D

kek

>Fuck my tight shitter

t. Horny B'Elanna Torres

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>>87094173
>It's a Paris tries to get Tuvok to bull for him episode

>>87094173
>You need to fuck her, Lieutenant
>Fucking her brains out is the only way she'll survive!

>I cannot

>>87094107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yijcWsLda8

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UNION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nBraFrFsAE

Was this Lt. Broccoli's finest hour?

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>>87094303

>>87094333
No, banging holo crusher and troi was.

>>87094303
making a ferengi quote the communist manifesto is peraps one of the most funny thing to happen in this episode

>>87094539
What happened to the degenerate holoprogram posters? I'm waiting for my dose of disengaged safety protocols.

>Torres needs the D to survive episode is also the first Voyager episode to mention the Borg

I guess this is technically the show's peak, because it's all down hill from here

>>87084556
still gives me chills

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>>87094333
For fuck's sake, stop trying to contact my son already.

>>87084252
All Federation recruits are taught to defend themselves unarmed.

That's when they learn the deadliest technique,

THE DOUBLE FISTER!

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>>87077706
The long beam phasers are Type Is, the most powerful, designed to overload the shields of warships.
The pewpews are Type III or IVs, meant for point defence , short range and rapid fire.

>>87089484
Did you stop watching the last season or something? He jumped the shark while wearing a Fonzi jacket.

>>87094898
He didn't want to wear the makeup anymore so they made him bajorian

>>87084978
What if the Trump wins timeline is actually the worst one?

anyone care to explain why Obrien was an ensign, a LT, chief crewman, and Lt Jr grade?

>>87095095
In the final TNG episode Picard refers to red-uniform O'Brien as "chief"

He was always a chief petty officer (I mean presumably he was a crewman and a petty officer first, but you know what I mean) he just wore random insignia before nobody actually cared

>>87084937
>my mom will make lunch
That woman has no one to blame but herself.
My brother in law and a few co workers... bit none of is are really HC.

>>87081043
KLING LIVES MATTER

>>87085144
Do you have the one for Miles?

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>>87094898
> He jumped the shark
and whose fault is that, I wonder

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>>87084978
>>87095032

you two, back in the pain both

>>87095095
O'BRIEN MUST SUFFER

>>87095233
Rick Berman's fault. If he hadn't forced Terry Farrell to leave, then Dukat wouldn't have killed Jadzia. If Dukat didn't kill a main character then he would only be ambiguously-evil instead of fully-evil.

>>87086480
>You can't just nuke people's planets because you get tricked by a subordinate
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

>>87095369
YOUR ARE PREGNANT. YOUR BOOBS GET BIGGER.

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>>87095095
Isn't there a list of episodes that explains all that?

>Odo falls in love with a cyborg brain-hooker

Man he has such shit taste in women, should have stayed married to Lwaxana

>>87095095
O'brien was never a commissioned

>>87095484
Then how was he tactical officer on a starship

>>87095507
hell if I know

>>87095507
>>87095529
>tactical officer
>officer
>non-commissioned officer
>officer
He's qualified to fill the post.

>>87095507
Best man for the job, if anyone knows how to massacre Spoonies (235 combat engagements, prior to the dominion war) it's him.

>>87095595
>non-commissioned "officer"

He never went to Starfleet Academy, he can't be trusted with a bridge position.

You don't put sergeants in charge over Majors

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>>87095430
WHO /smallboobs/ HERE?

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>>87095233
Leave Ira alone or you'll have to deal with me!

>>87095729
Is "Trials and Tribble-ations" Bashir the sexiest Bashir?

>>87095682
>He never went to Starfleet Academy, he can't be trusted with a bridge position.
Wesley.

>You don't put sergeants in charge over Majors
Wrong ranking system. Furthermore, we had an ensign pushing the "fire" button in TOS and a lowly lieutenant (junior grade) pushing the button in early TNG. You don't need a major for that position. Pay more attention.

>>87095868
Wesley was on a temporary field commission as acting ensign

>Wrong ranking system. Furthermore, we had an ensign pushing the "fire" button in TOS and a lowly lieutenant (junior grade) pushing the button in early TNG. You don't need a major for that position. Pay more attention.

Ensign still outranks a Chief Petty Officer, and they spent 4 year in the Academy being made into the best of the best.

No amount of experience will make up for that

>>87095930
>Wesley was on a temporary field commission as acting ensign
But he didn't go to the academy, which means that your statement was false.

Acknowledge that you were objectively wrong to say
>He never went to Starfleet Academy, he can't be trusted with a bridge position.
or find some other conversation.

>>87096004
I'd say Wesley was an exceptional case because he was a supergenius with time manipulation powers.

One fluke doesn't change the standard. If the academy isn't necessary then why have the academy at all?

>>87096047
>having such a huge ego that you can never admit to being wrong about anything and you always backpedal and make excuses when someone points that you were wrong about something
Goodbye.

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Why didn't they just put the shuttle on autopilot to test the metaphasic shield?

>>87096047
>he was a supergenius with time manipulation powers.
not until rather late in the serie, at first he just was some obnoxious wunderkind when he was given the helm of the most important vessel in the entire fucking federation

>>87096091
>I can't win, therefore I quit

Farewell

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>>87095826
No. Our Man Bashir is sexiest Bashir followed by racquetball Bashir, and then 1940s pilot Bashir.

>>87094595
Those were made by Baneposters and Sneeders and /who/ tourists and /starwars/ casuals and /got/ plebs who don't actually watch Star Trek.

Every other post would be
>saying Troy instead of Troi
>taking holograms off the holodeck
>creating clones with the transporter
>mixing sperm and eggs when one is holographic
>using holographic food to create real peepee and poopoo
>kidnapping someone for a period of time extending into their duty shift
>not understanding the basic functions of the omnidirectional treadmill, the projections of false visuals onto forcefields and the manipulation of audio to create a sense of distance
As of this post I am manually re-engaging safety protocols. Security code one seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six. Lock.

>>87096271
Well I disagree, he had the cutest boyish smile, but then who was sexiest Garak?

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>>87096271
What about action figure Bashir?

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>>87096271
Who is sexiest Riker and why is it These Are The Voyages Riker?

>>87096566
I always hated that the phaser is firing. This is Star Trek, I'm supposed to come in peace. What do they want me to do, pretend that it's a lightsaber?

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>>87096538
All Garaks are sexy. Except Mirror Garak. He's weird.

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>>87096679
he got his moments

>>87096617
Are doctors even allowed to carry firearms in star trek?

>>87096679
Well yeah, mirror Garak didn't have any balls (literally)

>>87096730
remember when Crusher was in Picard black ops team in the 4 lights episode, I think she got a phaser

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This is the sexiest Garak. I've done the research. You guys need to trust me on this.

>>87084498

It's happened before. Hell, French was Englands official language for a long time.

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>classic movie buff
Trip is the most /tv/ character in Star Trek

>>87096730
Afaik In my countries military, designated medics and doctors are trained on a few weapons on a more or less a voluntary basis. Some refuse to hold a weapon in their hand, others would rather protect their co-workers and patients, to defend in the case their lives/the lives of their patients are at risk. International law allows self defense in any means necssaray for a non-combatant (e.g. red cross). I always imagined Fed. law would be similiar

>>87096874
Keevan did nothing wrong.

Translator's Note: "Did nothing wrong" is a 4chan meme indicating that a person did everything wrong.

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>>87097116

>>87097116
>when you remember Keevan laid dying on a desert planet running out of ketrecel-white for the jem-hadar
>when you remember he got killed and then his dead body was traded for quark's mother

dude couldn't catch a break

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>>87082108

>>87096925
/b/ = TOS
/pol/=TNG
/tv/ = DS9
/sp/ = VOY
? = ENT

>>87095456
>A net-girl was the term used to describe a woman who sold access to her mind for money via the use of a permanently-implanted dataport. The practice was akin to prostitution, but without physical contact between the buyer and seller.
Why would anyone want to get into a woman's mind, much less a prozzy?

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>>87097570
DS9 is /a/

>>87097570
/lgbt/=ENT

>>87097570
You've got it all wrong
/tg/ = TOS
/r9k/ =TNG
/v/ = DS9
/b/ = VOY
t/pol/ = ENT

>PICARD: Your daughter is lovely.
>MADRED: Yes, I think so. And unusually bright. It's amazing, isn't it, the way they're able to sneak into your heart. I must admit, I was completely unprepared for the power she had over me from the moment she was born.
>PICARD: I'm surprised that you let her come in here.
>MADRED: Why?
>PICARD: To expose a child to this. To someone who is suffering. To see that it is you that inflict that suffering.
>MADRED: From the time Jil Orra could crawl she's been taught about the enemies of the Cardassians, and that enemies deserve their fate.
>PICARD: When children learn to devalue others, they can devalue anyone, including their parents.
>MADRED: What a blind, narrow view you have. What an arrogant man you are. What do you know of Cardassian history?
>PICARD: I know that once you were a peaceful people with a rich spiritual life.
>MADRED: And what did peace and spirituality get us? People starved by the millions. Bodies went unburied. Disease was rampant. Suffering was unimaginable.
>PICARD: Since the military took over hundreds of thousands more have died.
>MADRED: But we are feeding the people. We acquired territory during the wars. We developed new resources. We initiated a rebuilding program. We have mandated agricultural programs. That is what the military has done for Cardassia. And because of that, my daughter will never worry about going hungry.
>PICARD: Her belly may be full, but her spirit will be empty.
(Madred hits him)
>MADRED: Shall we begin again? How many lights are there?
>PICARD: What lights?
(and he gets punished for that)

/co/ = TOS
/a/ =TNG
/jp/ = DS9
/v/ = VOY
/vip/ = ENT

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>>87097800
>t/pol/ = ENT

NEW THREAD:

>>87097948

>>87097948

>>87097948

>>87095930
>Confirmed for having never served in the Navy
CPOs have more knowledge and experience than 90% of the crew, their primary role is teaching junior commissioned officers how to do their jobs because they have knowledge but no experience.

>>87097966
u avin a giggle m8?

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>>87097966
1. We've still got 40+ posts until the bump limit
2. I'm not going in a JJTrek thread

>>87097826
Madred did nothing wrong. Picard was being uppity.

>>87098049
bump limit is 310 on /tv/, but yeah, he was early

>>87097621
she can't fake it if you rape her mind.

>>87097570
why would /pol/ like TNG ? it's the most crypto-communist of them all, and the federation is as tolerant and openned as ever

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>>87098990
Nu/pol/ eats that shit up.