I'm so fucking sick of you autistic arm chair 'critics'

Dafoe has the perfect face and voice for someone who can play either a really cool guy or a creepy nutjob

Citizen Kane was fucking garbage
So goddamn boring

I know you're b8ing but Death Note is honestly a pretty decent surreal teen drama/pseudo horror movie, i.e. pure Wingard

Just forget the manga and you'll be fine

>>87066800
witnessed

>>87067026
Thanks, I hope there are others that agree with this sentiment.

>>87066929
I'm only reading the manga cause the film has me interested. Really good movie, i'm sure the manga is like 20x based off what i hear

replace the name "light" with something more fitting (even timmy works)

redesign ryuk

make the note a haunted app on your phone

there it's a perfectly mediocre netflix B movie now, no reason for anyone to even talk about it

>>87066512
it ruined both the main characters. Made L emotional when he should be stoic, made light sympathetic instead of a sociopath with a god complex.

>>87067176
Just avoid the anime, which is sucks. The manga is like 100x better

>>87067445
Figures the fag whomst couldn't even acquire trips would have shit taste

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>>87066512
New card. What do you think?

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>>87067445
>haunted app

>>87067775
I like the subtle off white coloring

>>87067775
oh my god it even has a watermark

>>87068211
Nobody reads books anymore, it makes a lot more sense in this modern landscape.

>>87068211
>teens begin to use a popular new app that allows you to write a persons name if that name gets enough likes then that person is selected and killed

>>87068409
sounds more like btooom! than death note

>>87067445
t. Senior Executive Producer at Sony Pictures

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>>87067775
lets see paul allens card

>>87066512
i don't know if your being sarcastic, but this 100% i thought it was really good
can't wait for the sequel

>>87066925
This. Death Note was mediocre as fuck, but at least it was entertaining.

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>>87069014

>>87066512
Trying too hard. Please don't start spamming this in attempt to make a new copypasta. It just ain't good.

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>>87069255

>>87069355
if it were a samefag, these threads would die instantly
we just unanimously agree that its a good movie, enjoyable at the very least
people just hate it before they've seen it and don't even give it a chance

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>>87066512

kino

>>87069355
>Trying too hard. Please don't start spamming this in attempt to make a new copypasta. It just ain't good.

Nice dubs

>>87067445
>Light Turner
>replace the name "light" with something more fitting (even timmy works)
underrated post

>>87067513
this is a 4chan meme that shows you didn't watch the movie. he kills his girlfriend and dozens of people at the end with no regret solely to save his life and keep himself out of prison

>>87066512
good effort on the contrarian shitpost

5/10

>>87068409
>>87068211

Is this not essentially Persona 5/Shin Megami Tensei in general?

>>87070098
>no regret

He literally spouts his meme about how he "thought she would choose him over the book". Also it makes no sense he thought of all that, when he never used the death note that cleverly before. The girl was the one who killed all the FBI agents.

>>87066512
Nolan would have filmed it in 120:56 and told it over 7 timelines that were actually all happening within each other's timelines.

learn kino faggot

>>87070307
>He literally spouts his meme about how he "thought she would choose him over the book".
except her death is written as, "mia rips light's page out when she takes the book" and not if

he explains the keikaku for nearly 10 minutes and you retards can't accept it

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The only part I genuinely liked (other than based Dafoe in general) was the part at prom or whatever when the actors made silly faces for a photo because it was cute and it looked like they were having fun with it.

>>87066512
This is terrible bait.

>>87070493
(You)

Kys

>>87070447
xD BASED DAFOE! SUCH GOOD ACTOR OMGGG XD based yaaaas Dafoe slay!!!

>>87066512
this movie was unironically kino. an entertaining movie from beginning to end.

>>87071013
Repeating a fact in overexcited leddit speak doesn't make the fact wrong, faggot.

>>87071088
>baaaaased yaaaaas slaaaaaay

kill yourself

all dafoe did was a fucking voiceover in the exact same voice he always does

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>>87071111
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, anon

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>>87071111
nice

thanks for copypasta

>>87066512
Is this a new pasta?

>>87066512
The sequel will transcend kino

>>87071219
refute my point that dafoe did nothing worthwhile and you're just spouting based cause hes le old distinguished actor

>>87066512
Your description could also apply to Game of Thrones.

Well done, OP.

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>>87071267
Why? Where did I say that he did anything masterful or extraordinary in this flick. My post only implied that I enjoy watching Dafoe in movies? People can like things. What is so difficult to comprehend about that? You aren't a mental manlet are you, anon?

>>87066512
That's nice Adam.

>>87070386
He only killed his psycho gf, she took care of the FBI. Light only killed criminals

>>87071408
I'm so fucking sick of you autistic arm chair 'critics' shitting all over Game of Thrones and I'm being dead fucking serious. Y'all need to get some taste and class.

Game of Thrones (HBO) is one of those rare pieces of great television to be released in the last 15 years (since The Wire). The cinematography is absolute quality that really helps drive the tone of the TV program. The OST (composed by the legendary Ramin Djawadi) evokes emotion from each scene and really only furthers the strong and compelling narrative in a way that you just don't see much these days.

The set pieces are crafted with nothing but love, care, and incredible attention to detail. You can really tell that Deborah Riley deeply cares about the world that she is helping to create.

The writing on this TV show is beyond words. Each scene is pivotal to the overall story and not a single line of dialogue is wasted. Truly a monumental amount of effort goes into each and every script. It's especially brilliant when you compare it to the low effort superhero TV flicks (DD, IF, LC, JJ etc) that have flooded the market like too much water in Houston.

Many adaptations these days get it wrong, and fall short of their source. Let's just settle this once and for all, Game of Thrones did not. The character of Jon Snow in the original books is a little too unrealistically brilliant. What David Benioff gives us is a realistic hero bursting with depth. Not to mention the improvements on Tyrions idionsyncracies (that aren't clear for the casual viewer of the original), which make his explosive emotional behaviour so much more engaging. What's more (than Richard Colin Brake's superior Night King?) is a palpable love story expertly handled amidst a film already thick with content.

All in all, David Benioff should be praised as one of the greatest showrunners of our time. X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Troy, and now this. Rarely does a generation get to witness such brilliance.

Light's plan with the ferris wheel at the end was good. Wish the rest of the movie had the same quality though. Do you think they'll be sequel? I hope so.

>>87071883
I'd be up for two more sequels

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>>87066512
Nah, it's bad. Know why? Because a prior adaptation did all the same shit you mention, but better.

Netflix Light can hardly be called an antihero, but more than that, he can't be called deep. He's a bland high school student who gets caught up in others' machinations, having only one moment of anything resembling brilliance. The drama Light is more what you're describing. He's just an honest guy, working and going to school, who can't stomach the idea of killing another person and only keeps the Death Note because Ryuk goads him into it. He gave up his dream of becoming a police officer when his mother died alone because his father was booking a killer, but the Death Note lets him act on his urge to bring justice. It ends up warping him from the guy who wanted to commit suicide after killing to people to a man who gleefully rips the Death Note out of his father's dying grasp. He actually genuinely cares for Misa (and at no point does she ask "What would you do if another guy fucked me?") and builds a genuine friendship with L (who doesn't chase him around with a gun).

>>87071963
tl;dr

>>87072087
Drama good. Netflix bad. Watch drama.

>>87071451
The description of him as "Based" implied all of that.

He's not based you brainlet. He's a shit actor with an ugly face. Fuck you.

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>>87066512
>>87066925
>>87069085

>>87072449
u mad?

>>87072591
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>87072644
checked

>>87072521
>low quality bait
>300+ replies every time

kys fag

>>87066512
Holy shit, the score was done by Atticus Ross? Jesus, what the fuck happened. He used to be great.

>>87072859
dat nigga rook good

>>87073069
Hey, the score he did for Death Note is excellent. The problem with the movie is the script.

>>87073119
n..n..no h..homo

>>87072901
I'm so fucking sick of you autistic arm chair 'critics' shitting all over Death Note and I'm being dead fucking serious. Y'all need to get some taste and class.

Death Note (Netflix) is one of those rare pieces of great cinema to be released in the last 76 years (since Citizen Kane). The cinematography was absolute quality that really helped drive the tone of the film. The OST (composed by the legendary Atticus Ross) evokes emotion from each scene and really only furthered a strong and compelling narrative way that you just don't see much these days.

The set pieces were crafted with nothing but love, care, and incredible attention to detail. You can really tell that Zoe Jirik deeply cared about the world that she was helping to create.

The writing on this film is beyond words. Each scene was pivotal to the overall story and not a single line of dialogue was wasted. Truly a monumental amount of effort went into this script. It's especially brilliant when you compare it to the low effort superhero flicks (BvS, WW, SS etc) that flood the market like too much water in a dam.

Many adaptations these days get it wrong, and fall short of their source. Let's just settle this once and for all, Death Note did not. The character of Light in the original series is a little too unrealistically brilliant. What Wingard gives us is a realistic anti-hero bursting with depth. Not to mention the improvements on L's idionsyncracies (that aren't clear for the casual viewer of the original), which make his explosive emotional behaviour so much more engaging. What's more (than Dafoe's superior Ryuk?) is a palpable love story expertly handled amidst a film already thick with content.

All in all, Adam Wingard should be praised as one of the greatest film makers of our time. The Guest, V/H/S 2, and now this. Rarely does a generation get to witness such brilliance. C'est la vie, Nolan.

>>87068409
I remember this episode of Black Mirror.

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>Y'all
we Dukes of Hazard now

>>87067775
Better than Paul Allen's

>>87073280
Yes it reminded me of that Book Hunger Games

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>>87072449
>"based Dafoe in general" means "worthwhile acting" in this specific trash movie
>You not being a brainlet

>>87067775
kek

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>>87066929

As someone who read the manga and watched both the dubbed and subbed versions of Death Note along with the Japanese live action films... I rather liked this movie, too. Once I heard "Live action Death Note based in America" I knew so much was going to be changed I just went with it and wasn't going to fret over the differences in details. It was an interesting interpretation of the premise and while a few things could have been tightened up like Light's scream scene and how the third act just goes off the fucking rails, it worked overall.

>>87074890
>Light's scream
What the fuck was up with that? Why did he scream like a girl?

i have 1 big problem with tHIs movie.

ryuk tells light that hiS name is 4 letters, light can now kill hIm in under a week.

there'S only 2500 different combinations of any 4 letters. he could easily brute force it.

Killing ryuk would of ended up beIng a much betteR turn of events than it Actually had.

simple cryptology.

>>87074978
But if he did that he'd also kill John Cena.

>>87066512
Other than Mia being an awful character, this is spot on. I had fun with this movie. I didn't expect much from it, but I was hoping it would at least be better than the anime. It was.

>>87074936
It's supposed to be intentional tongue and cheek humor. Like "oh shit, there's a death god and I'm gonna overreact like a little bitch to the point of ridiculousness"

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>>87074978
Am I the only one confused about this post

>>87075165
The letter permutations or his stupid hidden message?

>>87075100
For once I want a main character who is nonchalant about it. In any movie.

>>87074978
Mate ryuk is the 4 letter name, he isn't hiding is name

The point is that if you'd tried to write his name you'd be dead by the time you wrote R Y.

>>87075481
Oh, missed the point i guess.

>>87074978
they didnt mention it in the movie but theres a rule where if you mess up a name 4 times you die.

>>87066512
I agree with this post except the part about BvS, BvS was kino

>>87069960
I never understood the scene.
It isn't that hard to print out cards.

>>87075481
>>87075582

The one thing I found funny is that his name is in the Death Note. That warning about not trusting Ryuk.

>>87074978

>HIS IS KIRA
Cute.

>>87075481
>>87074978
>>87075028
>>87075582

That's something I didn't get in the movie. "Try and write my name, you'll die before your reach the third letter!"

Is the implication that Ryuk will teleport behind Light psht nuthin personel and cut his head off or something?

>>87075902
Ryuk was just making an empty threat, he wasn't being literal you can't kill a shinigami with the Death Note.
>Rule 1) Any HUMAN....

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>>87066512
>arm chair 'critics'
So do movie critics you respect run around and counter other moviegoers as they watch anime?

>>87073952
>implying Dafoe is based in general

>>87076297
I think that was it.

I took it as he is using a fake name.

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>>87071111
Impressive.

>>87076297
The implacation was that Ryuk would kill you. wether physical or through a second note we don't know

For all we know there could be a sentence in the book "If light writes my name he dies"

>>87076304
They weren't all that great in rule consistency
>Rule whatever: Imposibilities can't happen
>Made a ferris wheel mysteriously break down
>Death note page magicly flew into the fire
>Goddamn "if X does Y then Z" statements like the note works with PHP commands.

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>>87076552
>Getting so booty bothered over someone's opinion

I watched the movie first and am now watching the anime.

I can see why the movie made the changes they did to Lights character because in the anime he is pretty fuckin evil. I do like the bigger emphasis on his relationship with Ryuk though and that's where I feel the movie lacked the most. I prefer Ryuk as a neutral force of nature rather than a sinister guy.

>>87066512
Just finished watching the movie. Literally no point in his girlfriend existing. Oooo, real tough cold hearted chick willing to execute anyone even her own boyfriend. Why do women fantasize about such power? I'm sure many women will idolize Mia despite her being a literal sociopath.

>>87071451
>You aren't a mental manlet are you, anon?
The term you're looking for is "brainlet"

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>>87066512
Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo!

>>87075351
Light was nonchalant in the cartoon. At least he did a good job of pretending.

>>87075637
It's about how passionate they all are, well they're all the same guy, just different personalities, about something so inane. It's insanity.

>>87076823
Any opinion I do not share is shit and that's a fact.

>>87066512
Did netflix not have money to make close live action adaption show only it takes places in Murica?

>>87078055
what?

>>87067515
the anime was pretty faithful, they nailed everything to up to L pretty well, the soundtrack was great, the animation still holds up. Honestly, you can do either.

>>87066512
>>87066512
this bait is getting stale fast

>>87066512 (OP)
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Having read the manga, seen the anime and boycotted the ScarJo GitS, I can appreciate this movie. It's not great and barely even good, but at least it's interesting.

I made it about 10 minutes in.

>Light is an unpopular nerd who gets bullied
>runs around in circles, literally shrieking like a girl when Ryuk appears
>using the notebook isn't even his idea
>severe daddy issues
Does it get better / turn into an entertaining train wreck, or is it this painful all the way through?

>>87079389
It's kino.

All those things you described are things you don't like because they aren't the same as your precious comic or cartoon.

>>87079389
>>Light is an unpopular nerd who gets bullied

Is this the only type of protagonist American audiences can identify with? Light is supposed to be an intelligent alpha imposing his vision of utopia on humanity by purging people he deems unfit to live in society, not some fucking beta bitch.

>>87066512
The fact that they ruined the characterization from the anime to push the 'Higher beings tempt you' propaganda is ridiculous.

>>87079491
This movie fucking sucks

>>87079389
You posted a list of why it's so good

>>87079389
>unpopular nerd who gets bullied
But that's wrong. He isn't bullied, he gets into a fight with a bully while protecting someone else. Then he kills him.

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Other than the fact that they turned him into a beta the movie was decent. Ending felt very rushed though

>oh wow i found this newspaper clipping in ur room, u were kira all along my son

>>87066512

rick and morty copyasta tier

>>87067775
Impressive.

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>>87070024
Yeah the cinematography was pretty good. I just finished watching Death Note a few minutes ago and overall the movie is alright 7/10. Of course they had to leave the ending ambiguous to set up the sequel.

>>87082059
>Other than the fact that they turned him into a beta

But... they didn't really? Sure he screams at the hideous death monster appearing in front of him by surprise, but other than that he's low-key alpha? Stands up to bullies even when outmatched, fucks the cheerleader, etc.

Comic/anime Light died a virgin in comparison.

Light freaking out at the sight of Ryuk was intentionally supposed to be comedy, like Bruce Campbell screaming like a girl in Evil Dead 2.

>>87073157
>when the song Stalemate plays

>>87082059
>oh wow i found this newspaper clipping in ur room
No you retard, he was keeping the newspaper killing because that was the man who killed his wife, and he tried to arrest him, but he got cleared of the charges in court.

>>87082486
>calling people retards when you have no idea what youre talking about
The ending shithead. His dad comes into the hospital with the newspaper clipping that he found in Light's room and talks about how it was taken out of his safe.

>>87082059
Dad kept the clipping in his safe or his secret stache of papers or something. Light breaks in, the dude dies. Coincidence? Nope, he's Kira.

Friendly reminder to sage and report these kind of threads.

>>87082839
It was pretty anti-climactic though. he goes through this elaborate plan to not get caught and his dad just finds a newspaper clipping and realizes he is kira

>>87082313
Shows how little respect they have for the solemn, earnest tone of the original

>>87082989

there was comedy in the anime, just never surrounding light, L, ryuuk, the death note, etc

just misa and the young cop guy whose name I forget

>>87082989

To be fair, Netflix should've known what they were in for when they hired Adam Wingard. It also doesn't help that three different people wrote the fucking thing.

>>87083036
Sure there was, but it didn't feel forced or out of place like Light's exaggerated little girl screams that destroy the entire macabre mood of the story.

>>87083197
Reminder that two of these writers wrote Immortals and the other one wrote Fant4stic.

>>87082922
Yeah, but his dad isn't going to do anything about it or turn him in. Because he knows he used his power to kill the murderer of his wife.

>>87083197
He's being sarcastic. The original is pure schlock and deserves absolutely no respect.

>>87083197
It's just a shame the license went to them in the first place, it's obvious they have no reverence for the source material. Can't believe they blew $50 million on this forgettable shit.

>>87083346
t. Adam Wingard

>>87066512
b8

the pacing was absolutely amateur, and they took a steaming dump on all the character qualities that made the story compelling

>>87083384
Amerisharts can't handle morally complex characters, everything needs to be dumbed down and turned into hyperbolic caricatures for them.

>>87083384
>Why was Ryuk portrayed as more manipulative than the original?
Probably because Netflix Light himself is not particularly villainous.

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>>87066512
>mfw nigger L has to use a physical mask to conceal his identity because his IQ is so low he can't manage being incognito any other way

>>87068280
books are "ancient" so it makes sense for it to be a book that's the ancient evil thing

>>87066512
>yfw Light uses the note as a means of obtaining Mia, rather than using Mia as a means of becoming Kira
fuck whoever wrote this needs to retire

>>87083327
I doubt he'll let Light keep killing criminals though. The notebook is right there, he'll take it and destroy it.
Or die trying, because L is a cunt and will write down Light's dad's name.

There won't be a sequel because this shit was universally panned and not even Salon-tier SJW rag outlets would validate it. Not even the most egregious of diversity casting by turning the world's most esteemed detective savant into a nig could save it.

>>87083836
Making one white character black doesn't make up for all the other white people in the movie.

>>87083993
Japanese are honorary Aryans though

>japanese light
>handsome genius alpha chad

>american light
>beta school shooter cuckboi

what did they mean by this?

>>87084846
>Japanese Light
>shit awful person who would have murdered even his family, dies a virgin, flailing around in a puddle, begging for his life

>American Light
>actually pretty upstanding person who really does use the note for good, stands up to so-called alphas, fucks the hottest cheerleader and rubs it in the jocks faces

>>87085013
I doubt he was a virgin. He was with Misa for years.

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>>87085038
Misa was a beard that he felt nothing for

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>>87074978

>>87076757
>Goddamn "if X does Y then Z" statements like the note works with PHP commands.
there were no if statements
he killed her
and it wasnt a mistake
it was the keikaku

>>87074978
Death Note doesn't work on Shinigami, anyway. Unless Netflix fucks this up, too.

>>87076297
>the most anyone has ever gotten is two
>previously shown message has ryuk in full
?

How I would fix it

>give light a full english name not just the surname
>make the mia character have a more tragic backstory
>she finds out light has the book after he becomes kira not straight away
It was fucking dumb how quick he trusted her with it wtf
>people give him the name kira not himself
>mia is the main villain of the film, the police are after light and she does more and more evil things with the note until light is forced to kill her and some cops maybe
>save L for a sequel and open it with him investigating kira

>>87075637
then you didn't understand anything about the book or the movie

>>87080439
t. death god

every day is just more damage control and weebs keep hitting levels not even measurable by science.

>>87066512
besta passta

>>87085944
It wasn't written on a page. It was written in the margins of the instructions.

So is there any deleted scenes to this movie? Cause I want to know about the other people Ryuk gave the book to? Like is he not doing this out of boredom or does he need people to be able to kill?

>>87083036
>just misa and the young cop guy whose name I forget
Matsuda, you idiot.

>>87086623
I wonder if he ever did get the gold at the Beijing Olympics.

>>87085136
What was with this scene? Were they implying some sexual tension here?

>>87066512

Nah, it's shit.

>>87089431
It's an allusion to Jesus washing the feet of Judas even though he knew he was about to betray him

but yeah there's deliberate homolust subtext between Light and L, esp in the anime

requesting that meme comparison of Light Turner and Yagami Raito pls

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>>87066512

Shut the fuck up Mayo. Whitewashing BTFO

>>87092040
I'm okay with it being "whitewashed", there was already a Japanese live action recreation of it. There was no need for another live action recreation and they wanted an American audience. They just changed the plot and made everything else worse than the original material.

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>>87074978
>this post

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>>87066512
>I'm being dead fucking serious