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Touch Artillery: Fat Magnet
Not sure what they mean by this
>Highway Sweat: The Awakening
It sounds like a foreign renaming of Over The Top.
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Bondage Clone: The Untold Story
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Ice World 2
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Would watch
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Contributing
>they all sound like porn
>Eclipse: Unrated
It's either about the recent eclipse or it's an uncut version of the Twilight movie.
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Black tiger vs violent guardian
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Murder In Her Majesty's Boudoir
vroom vroom
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High-Explosive Gravity
It's just Gravity with explosions in the background.
>Orphan Battleground
I would watch this.
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>The Year 2037. The Place, Los Angeles. The streets are calm and peaceful. Automobiles have been baned for 15 years. The utopia of a car free civilization is about to be destroyed by one man. His Name: Dodge.
nice
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Good album name
>Phantom: Reborn
Wouldn't be surprised if this is gonna be a real thing soon.
>Ghetto Corpse
Just make it about a rapper that gets shot in a drive-by and now thirsts for revenge in the form of rap battles.
>>87065825
>She is back, for another round. You fucked her in Erotic Sister. You watched as she got fucked by her whole high school class in Erotic Sister II. Nothing can prepare you for what comes next. Watch as she fucks you with her horse sized lady penis in front of your mom and dad and everyone you know. Erotic Sister III. Now showing Everywhere.
>TAINTED HARDWARE
The young and sexy employees of a hardware store in California are tormented by a sinister force that possesses the merchandise to torment all those that have sex in the premises. It's up to resident virgins Virgil and Virginia to uncover the secret behind tha tainted hardware... if they can preserve their cherries long enough not to become the next victim!
Neon Race
>Half "Fast & The Furious", half "Speed Racer". That would be fucking cool.
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Robot : The Adventure
That pretty much describes "Short Circuit", "Robots", "Wall-E", "Bicentennial Man", and "I, Robot"
Crazy USSR
>The wacky adventures of Vladimir Putin, driving around in a tank
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>Sexy Symphony: The Early Years
hmm
>>87066159
Its actually about a young boy with autism that wears a robot costume everywhere and lives with his grandpa played by Alan Arkin
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>It is the hottest summer ever recorded, and truck driver Colt Overpass has a mission: Delivering ice to an orphanage. But the quickest way there is through the most dangerous highway in the United States, where roving bands of lunatics driven to the brink by the maddening heat will stop at nothing to claim the cargo. But nothing comes between Colt and his mission. And it he can't break the ice, he's sure to crack some heads.
>Michael Dudikoff and Rhona Mitra in... HIGHWAY SWEAT: THE AWKENING.
>Rated X.
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Two tickets please
>Killer Stripper: The Motion Picture
So bad it's good.
>BROTHEL BLOOD
>They went in to lose their virginities...
>They'll be lucky to get out with their lives!
>Madman Sunset: The Saga Continues
Dr. Karl Madd is back! And since he couldn't blot out the Sun... He's going to blow it up!
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Revenge of the Overload Funeral
Planet Stripper
Instinct Blonde: Explicit Content
Saga of Mother Holocaust
No Falcon, No Victim.
Starring Shannon Tweed.
>Turbo Fixer and Elemental Kickboxer
Sounds rad. Though I can't quite make out which third world country would make a film with such a title.