Why did Tom Cruise wear a fake botty in Edge Of Tomorrow?

>>87061910
>he thinks its fake

*prrt*

>>87061910
T H I C C

To protect his bony old ass when he falls on it.

So THAT'S why the mummy was so obsessed with him. Makes sense.

>>87061910
To appeal to a black audience

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>>87061999
Tom...NO!

>>87061910
for the BRAAAAPPP audience

>>87061910
He doesn't let any of it get to him, the divorces, the custody battles, the couch jumping, the embarrassing interviews, the frowning upon of his connection to Scientology, not even the rare flops.
He wakes up to make movies and goes to bed thinking about sexy men and about making more movies the next day.

>>87061910

Isn't this Valkyrie?

>>87061910

looks like a photoshop

link to the clip or gtfo

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>>87062266
STOP TOM

>hop on

>>87061910
>GET IT

Such a fucking strange scene

>>87062736
HOP ON
O
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ON

>>87061910
he did the same in tropic thunder

>>87061910

It's just a weird angle, half a second later it looks normal

>>87061910

>Formerly Chuck's booty

>>87061910
>botty

>>87062467
yes

>>87062841
>ywn seed and feed tom's brapper

>>87062736
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>87062736

>>87061910
Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting actor when every fuck drives one out of him. I think I would know Tom's fart anywhere. I think I could pick his out in a roomful of farting actors. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Tom will let off no end of his farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

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>>87064190

>>87064190
---->/lit/

>>87061910

Scientologist ploy to lure homosexuals away from Freemasonry and the Catholic Church.

>>87061910
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>87064300
is this loss

>>87064775
stop trying to bump your shitty fucking thread

>>87061910
I wonder if someone else saw the original anon trying to force a meme and that person is lending a hand, or if it's one dedicated shitposter.
This has happened a bunch lately, I've noticed. At least one thread dedicated to something totally innocuous and unfunny, but forced consistently.

>Stealing content from twitter