Could this shit be shilled any harder?

>>87049178
>especially in a packed theatre on a Friday or Saturday night
How the fuck is that an enjoyable movie going experience you shletered suburban nu male redditor? Literally screaming and laughing and clapping during a movie is suicide enducing.

>>87049178
>Tums Festival

>>87049178

>>good mix of jumpscares and unsettling dread

So no jumpscares? Jumpscares are for plebs who thing being startled by loud noises is the same as being scared. OOOGABOOGA *violin screech*

>>truly the height of horror kino

This movie is gonna suck isn't it? Committee approved, toothless bore fest.

>Mike from Stranger Things absolutely stole the show as the group's smartass friend Richie

Thanks for the blatant exposition, shill.

I have to read all that? This is /tv/, not fucking /books/ are whatever that faggy board is called...

>>87049628
Redditors like jump scares now
Wow they so enlightened and smort

>>87049178
>advert for Tums

Subtle bait.

>>87049178
i feel like he described generic scary movie #3975

>>87049178
This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

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>>87049178
The bottom comment is the thread OP.
Shill confirmed.
Literally the RLM Sony grab bag joke but irl.

>>87050292
Are... are these actually comments?

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>>87049178
Hollywood literally handed out VR devices to aduiemce members of the advance screening

>>87050582
>>87050811

Kek! Blatant shill confirmed.