how does it make you feel?

>>87026063
i FUCKING hate people that use that fucking shit heart sign when you know they themselves are pieces of shit.

>>87026063
Hitler was right.

>>87026063
Makes me feel submissive. I know I can't compete. It's a tough pill to swallow, but once you embrace reality, you can learn to find enjoyment from it.

might be good

jamie foxx plays a great crazy person

Ill die knowing the chinese wont make the same mistakes white europeans did.

>A cracker?
>A cracker-ass cook.

>Edris Elba

Has to be fake. No news site would be this lazy. at researching.

Irritated that Hollywood is doing another remake of something

>>87026063
literal fake news

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>>87026063

>>87026063
HEREEEEEEES TYRONE JOHNSON!!!!!!!!

>cp entertainment
>edris elba

what kind of meme page is this

>>87026063
Who they gonna get to play Scatman Cruthers character? I vote Jack Nicholson.

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>>87026063
>2017
>believing anything coming from Hollywood/MSM

>>87026063
Thank god it's not real.

>>87026138
kek
first thing i thought

>>87026063
>Colorado
>81% white
>Remaking the Shining

This all blows.

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>>87026063
I think Jamie Foxx is a very talented person, but there's zero reason to remake The Shining, aside from a cash grab/look at us blacks angle.

>>87026063
>Edris

>>87026063
Indifferent

How well did his Annie remake do?

I remember it getting memed on pretty hard but not if it did well or not

This is clearly a meme but this would actually make the movie better. The black person dies first but if everyone is black, then you don't know who dies first making the tension go up

>>87026206
>Colorado is 81% white
>this means it is impossible to make a movie about blacks in colorado

you guys are getting tricked by all these numbers

>>87026063
It's about alcoholism and domestic abuse so it's not exactly a positive portrayal of black life.

Plus everyone knows they wouldn't be in a spooky-ass hotel in the middle of the snow no way.

>>87026294
It made 20 mil more than it's budget.

I'm sure this will do gangbusters just like The Dark Tower did

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>>87026063
>CP Entertainment

>>87026108
This. Letting my fiance go was a tough deal but for the best. She is now dating a financier from France, a black man, and seems happy. It was tough at first to imagine her prostrate, taking him deep in their NY apartment but since I've matured I'm genuinely happy for her. It's the mature thing.

>The Chimping

>>87026191
This.

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>>87026380
Sure it did.

>>87026208
the same reason there was no fucking damn reason at all for that fucking damn stupid Ghost Hunters remake that was made just for womyn have something to go full DJ at their smelly cunts at

>2 hours of all
>ALL HELL NAW
>THAT SHITS THE DEVIL
>DONT GO IN THAT ROOM BITCH


how much you want to bet if they keep the creepy twins they will cast them as white.

>>87026063
What Scary movie sequel number is this? 7?

>>87026208
Do blacks even pay for their tickets? Don't they just sneak in?

>>87026452
It did you can look it up. It's budget was 65 million dollars. It make 86 million dollars.

>>87026063
The good guys lost WW2

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A cracka?

>>87026522
>everything coming out of Hollywood/MSM is accurate and on the level

kek

>>87026475
Black show up late and talk throughout. Paying is the least of their problems.

If you google by niggers talk so much during movies you will find massive damage controlling liberals claiming its their culture as and excuse and implying its more appropriate than vanilla white culture and they compare it to how black churches are so much more vocal than white churches and somehow fun. When you mention this is probably why niggers have a hard time in school where you are better off staying quite and watching what is happening in front of you they call you racist.

sounds hella diverse, if you catch my meaning.

>>87026522
>what is Hollywood accounting

>>87026063
>how does it make Olivia Munn feel?

>>87026644
>Muh jewish conspicry.

Anon please if you were going to lie and say your film was a huge success why not list higher numbers.

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>>87026418

>>87026732
why dont you flip the whole chess board when you cheat

>>87026694
Go on enlighten me.

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There's no way this is going to fucking happen. I mean I guess it could, and it'll probably be closer to the book.
>mfw Dick Halorann is a white guy

>>87026732
No one saw that pos. Box office numbers are like political polling, television ratings and award shows to these people.

A way to propagate a controlled version of 'reality' and advance their political objectives.


smarten up anon

>>87026324
It's about alcoholism and domestic abuse to Stanley Kubrick. King thinks Jack Torrence is a stand-up guy who just had a rough go of it for a while and his bitch whore wife needs to stop fucking nagging and his kid needs to grow some goddamn balls.

>>87026826
it's fake you moron

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>white guy resigns from role for being shamed at playing an asian character
>this is bad

>white characters/movies are regularly remade with minorities, now all blacks and nothing else
>this is okay

I really hate /pol/ but sometimes you have to admit, some of their shit is rooted in facts. This type of stuff is disgusting to witness as a white dude. You bring this up with a liberal and at best, they'll give you a shrug and a "I don't give a fuck" look.

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>It's about alcoholism and domestic abuse

I dont even give a fuck about race, but why have yet to see any black, mexican, brown bitch, basically anyone not asian, come up with an original idea that sticks and is something that can exist and stand on it's own? Why are they just remaking all the european and asian and white people stuff? Are they just embarrassed they cant come up with good enough original ideas? All they do is wanna redo shit and then bitch when everyone says it's not good and blame racism. Weak ass minorities. Asians are kicking all our asses.

>>87026835
>No one saw that pos

I saw it. Plenty of people say it just because you refuse to go to the movies. Doesn't mean people don't.

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>>87026063
But /tv/ told me that's not a big deal and it's just as bad when whitewashing happens!

Fake headline, but I wouldn't be shocked if some idiot actually does something like that.

>>87026887
>Hollywood is any way real

wew

>>87026063
fine, don't really see the problem with this one to be honest


I mean it's unnecessary, but it's a bit like whatever

i'm honestly surprised this is fake

>>87026804
one example
I have multi million dollars in money in a foreign market from nefarious dealings and a large stake between me and a sister industry in one of the most intangible professions in the world (movie making) I make a movie on shoe strings and produce (((ticket sales))) that are nearly un trackable in a foreign market and now that money becomes launderd

it gets much more complex

>>87026863
Gee I didn't figure that out pretty soon after I posted, thanks for the heads up

>>87026949

what the fuck does this comment even mean?

post something of substance, retard

>>87027094
This is very similar to how the jews used ((modern)) art to launder money using bank insurance

A'YO WENDICIA
>grins maniacally
WATCH AH BE SAYIN
>leers at her as she stammers backwards
WUT AH BE SAYING
>she screams as he nears closer to her
I AIN'T GUNNA
>her hands grips the bat as she backs towards the steps
I SED I AIN'T GUNNA
>his grin widens as she lets out a cry and walks up the steps
YOU WON'T LET ME FINISH
>she howls in fear as his head lowers with that smile beaming like a sickle moon in the night
I SED I AIN'T GUNNA HURT'CHA
>"get back!" she screams as she frantically swings the bat in his direction
I AIN'T GUNNA HURT'CHA WENDICIA
>she slips and catches her balance to face Jackrone
I JUS WANA
>she howls as she swings the bat at him again
I SED I JUS WANNA
>her frantic screams fill the empty lobby
I SED I JUS WANA SMASH
>she tenses up as he steps forward at her
I JUS WANA SMASH YO MUHHFUKKIN BRAINS IN

>what the fuck is that
>dey call it the shinning my nigga
>da what?
>shinning nigga it's some supernatural shit I ain't gotta explain shit.
>snoop lion comes out of the back
>dis here be da souuuuuuuuuuulplane!

>>87027136
Meaning if at this point you think 'Hollywood' isn't a centrally controlled NGO you're either retarded or a shill.

>>87026063
Happy that there will be yet another all nigger reboot that will bomb horribly.

Is Idris Elba playing Danny?

>>87027277

sphere of influence, dipshit

learn it

http://articles.latimes.com/2006/jul/20/local/me-limelight20

>Movie Execs Charged in Money-Laundering Case

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-1mdb-seizures-20170615-story.html

Feds seek to seize movie rights, Palantir shares in Malaysia corruption case

>>87027136
It's someone desperately trying to insinuate the entertainment industry existing under a race-infatuated anti-white SJW stranglehold doesn't mean anything.

>>87027469
They also pay their own outrageous sums of moneyto work on these films. Wages that bear no reality to the open market. It's a racket through and through.

>>87027647
For sure. Especially for completely intangible shit like editing. How much does doing color correction cost....no body really knows

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>>87026063
Will they remake The Tenant, too?

>>87026208
Same
I genuinely don't think there's a person alive who can top Kubrick's Shining, and if they did an actual adaptation I have my doubts that it would be that good in the first place

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>>87026063
>Main character is a deranged psychopath
>Has no regard for human life
>Successfully murders another black man
>Attempts to murder his wife and child

Finally, Hollywood is doing a realistic depiction of black people.

>>87026994
>>87027378
it's fake

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>>87026063
>how does it make you feel?

Culturally appropriated.

>>87026063
Ghetto Shining actually sounds great! I'm up for it.

>>87026063
Hollywood's just burning money at this point.

I love it.

AY YO HOL UP
YOU MEAN YOU DIS HOTEL EMPTY AS FUCK
AND I CAN WRITE MY MIXTAPE HERE ALL WINTER

AWWWWWWWWW SHEEEEEIIIIT

>>87026948
>>87027798
To be fair, they all-blacked fucking Annie for some unholy reason. It's hard to be skeptical about reblacking something that was actually good the first time around, but is also clearly not going to make anybody any more money. Until the shitty, shitty reboot that buries it for good, that is, which you could hardly make worse by coaldusting up.

>>87027267
If you're implying I wouldn't watch *another* Snoop Dogg horror movie you implied wrong.

>>87026063
Who will play the nigger?

>>87026063
>black version of The Shining
What old white man will they get to play Dick Hallorann?

>>87027688
I know someone who worked on that Annie movie. Was getting paid 50k a day for something I know for a fact that I could hire someone as good or better for at most $100 hr.

And yes, this person was an LA born and bred Jew.

>>87031255
>I know someone who worked on that Annie movie.
Any stories? Like why the fuck they made it in the first place?

>>87026063
i feel nothing. simply wont watch it

>>87026063
Indifferent.

>>87026063
>Edris Elba

Somehow you've managed to get a bunch of replies with this weak shit, but I would still advise you to apply yourself and do a little better next time, OP.

I've read the book and seen the movie. I dislike both.

>>87031304
C'mon....why do you think they made it?

propaganda/BLACKED

And it was produced by Will Smith and Jay-Z.

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>Edris Elba

>>87026406
>tfw he's dead

poor nina.

Jamie Foxx is always great, but this shit will bomb hard.

>>87031524
>C'mon....why do you think they made it?
>propaganda/BLACKED
Okay yes, but Annie? Why? Was it *literally* the only thing they could get the rights to? If they'd done Treasure Island or The Godfather or Power Rangers or just made something up, I'd get it. But a shitty musical about an upbeat child?

>And it was produced by Will Smith and Jay-Z.
...oh, so they're literally retarded. And maybe Will was hoping to destroy his son's life/career a little more.

That makes sense. Of a sort.

I see like one or two black people a day.
I live about 30 miles north of metro Denver.

Now Hispanics? That would work for this movie.

>you see young man, my grandmother called it 'the shining'
>hoooo eeeeey missa cook sir, mmmm hmmm yessir

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>>87031690
>he thinks this movie will ever be made and the 'article' wasn't just written for propaganda purposes

>>87026176
noo, he would momentarily turn white to kill and then turn back to black, because black people don't kill

Happines.
Just more ammo for the people turn against this Forced´´diversity``

heck we may even get Trump for 2024(if he survives until there kek)

>>87031765
They made an all female Ghostbusters, I don't see why they wouldn't make an all black Shining.

>>87031733
Will Smith and his son were born in captivity. They do what they're told. Hollywood is not a legitimate business.

Why Annie? I don't know. I guess '''they''' owned the rights and it was a piece of American iconography they could subvert. See also: Riverdale

>>87026063
This would actually be great if they switched the race of every character, including the cook, who black Grady would refer to as a "cracker cook" and who would get murdered by black Jack with an axe.

>>87026063

Giddy.

Its like a joke. Its like a set up to a joke. Jamie Foxx, Idris Elba and Solange Knowles are cast in a all black remake of The Shinning....set at an Atlanta Holiday Inn this time. Tyler Perry as Medea as the naked old lady in that one room.

bourgeoisie ass niggas gonna sound white as hell using that "subdued dramatic very white sounding articulation". What we really needs is a fucking truly BLACK SHINING like how Jamie Foxx would have done it in the Living Colour days. Goddammn,

>>87031820
I guess it would give them a chance to 'correct the record' of Kubrick exposing them.

>>87026316

Considering 18% of the rest is Mexican, it's damn near.

>the shoe shining
There's your all black movie, boy.

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>>87026063

Have at it. Great way to not make money.

>>87032414
The people who own Hollywood literally print money. Do you really think they give 1/2 a fuck if these propaganda projects are profitable?

smarten up /tv/

So is the groundskeeper going to be white?

>>87032676
Yes, but he'll be called the "grounds owner."

>>87026108
>It's a tough pill to swallow
you misspelt big black cock anon

>>87026063
The Shoe Shining

>>87032812
>>87032110

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>>87032626

Sony ain't looking too hot after its latest "progressive" fuckup.

>>87026063
I don't care, it will bomb

>>87032919
Do you really think they give a fuck?

Whatever that stupid movie cost, to them, is like change between the couch cushions to you.

Even less then that actually.

>>87026063
>The Blinging

i don't give a shit, the old one still exists

>>87035276
>stuck in the past with no consideration for the future
Explains why blackwashing is accepted but whitewashing is a carnal film making sin now.

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>>87026887

Annnd who is Hollywood comprised of?

the shining in the hood what r we gonna see jamie fox all cracked out with a fire axe chain niggas an shiet like its purge night id pay to see that

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>>87035338
>blackwashing v. whitewashing

Which group controls Hollywood and the media again?

>>87026063
they're aren't even trying anymore
shalom hollywood

WE WUZ STEPHEN KANGZ

>>87035496
Precisely the point. People like >>87035276 are useless in fixing that because they're content with living in the past.

>>87035940
Your post makes no sense. But you know that. Fuck off shill.

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>>87026063
imagine it
>hereeeeeeeeeees tyrone

>>87036006
>shill
What? I'm just someone ridiculing >>87035276 for being passive and complacent in the face of a system that's full of blatant hypocrisy.

>>87026063
I guess we've remade a shit ton of Asian movies as white Hollywood movies. It just seems more weird since it's coming from the same nation.

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>>87035940
>the Jewish controlled media fake criticizes Jewish controlled Hollywood

How do we fix it?

>>87026208
Pretty much this. But if Hollywood wants to throw away money to King, who am I to stop them.

>>87036093
>Hollywood is a real business

*sheistering intensifies*

What's the shining grandpas?

>>87026294
It made 133 million worldwide, which is barely doubling its production budget of 65 million. I think its safe to assume it wasn't a huge moneymaker.

>>87031645
>poor nina
Leo was superior and she threw him away

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>>87036135
A neo-nazi propaganda film that supported white supremacy starring Grand Wizard of the KKK Jack Nicholson.

>>87036155
More fake (((numbers))) as reported bythe totally legit (((press)))

>>87036193
Yeah sure. Made by an Ashkenazi Jew.

You faggots are getting real desperate.

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>>87036229
>Hitler was right about almost everything.
What did Kubrick mean by this?

>>87026176
No its
>Arsenioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hall!

You guys are retarded if you think that they aren't doing this to pander to left leaning anti-racsim white people. Most black person don't know what the Shining is.

>>87036724
They know who Jack Nicholson is because he's an OG pimp mofo like Scarface Pacino.

>>87036778
Who are you quoting? I hope you don't think black people actually talk like that.

Only white people liked the shining

>>87026063
movies like this and capeshit are going to be what this dark age in hollywood is going to be characterised by, they're almost meta comedies, because people are going to look back and laugh at this era

>>87026063
Fake news

>>87036229
there's evidence that he hated his jewish ancestry

>>87036826
There are no quote arrows summer homo.

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>>87026063
this is fake you stupid fucking niggers oh my god /tv/ is the worst board i swear to god, studio heads are retarded but they're not THIS retarded

>all black remake
h-heh guys nothing weird going on here

>>87036906
Kek school starts soon kiddo maybe you should get some sleep

>>87026063
Why is this fake news left up while the story of a white guy stepping down from his role because he was the wrong race is being systematically purged from /tv/?

>>87026063
Great, let the retards waste their money.

>>87026063

>How does it make you feel

Befuddled.

This sounds like a movie literally no one wants to watch and has no good reason to exist.

>>87026063
only niggers will watch it. and only a small percentage.

>>87036973
Zoz it's almost time for breakfast fatty, better start cooking pre-breakfast breakfast.

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>>87026063
such diversity! now they need the two to be trannies and have filthy sex with each other, to properly culturally enrich the masses!

>>87026108
>>87026418
>samefag

>>87037187
I will don't worry, now go to sleep boy it's almost time for school and my pre-pre-breakfast.

>>87026063
>story about a father going crazy

How are they gonna pull off the movie without a father?

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>>87026063
>all black
>not color flipped
dropped

>>87026063
jews were a mistake

I loved the idea and its fake damn. Something about blacks showing respect even though they're dissed in it, like when genghis khan gave a gift to neighbouring province of treasure after they'd sent his diplomats back in pieces

Just remember the wog version of Annie absolutely tanked, this will do no better. The worst part is Stephen King is probably loving it

>>87026418
>black man
>financier

Now I know you're making it up!

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>>87026153
Not everything from muh msm boogeyman is fake news, you fucking redneck.

>>87040818
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>>87032626
>>87033080

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>blacks being left alone to look after a hotel

Yeah like that would happen in real life lmao

>idris elba
He's become a meme at this point

>>87031795
Can I still say Top Kek or you guys say something else these days?

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>>87026104
>>87026136
>>87026153
>>87026195
>>87026452
>>87026471
>>87026475
>>87026645
>>>/pol/

Go cry to your containment board.

>>87026063
Another Hollywood remake that won't sell well

I think it's an obviously fake headline designed to make /pol/acks cry because they're too fucking stupid to figure out its fake.

>>87026115
Last time Jamie Fox stared in an all black remake, it didn't end so good

>>87026063
How it would be shining if it's all black?

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>>87041087
It's the bling.

>>87026063
I stopped giving a fuck about Hollyjew'd few years ago

>>87026418
>her prostate
good post

>>87026887
/pol/ is always right

>>87038437
The Godfather

>>87026063
i'm less upset with the cast and more upset that they would remake something like the shining.

>>87026063
>all black remakes

after the roastie remakes now this ?

>A cracker?

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>>87026063
>black remake

>>87026063
Hollywood still cranks out original ideas. I can't wait for this to drop!!!

>>87026063
I can't wait for the all-white remake of roots with gingers as slaves.

>>87026063
a black man spending time with his family? how unrealistic

>>87041060
Fake but accurate, isn't that a leftists meme? Remakes and casting based on identity politics never have happened before in the history of cinema.

>>87026063
>All work and no play is for suckahs. All work and no play is for suckahs. All work and no play is for suckahs. All works and no play is for suckahs.

>All work, "And no play. Is for suckahs?" All work and, no play is, for suckahs all work and, no play is for suckahs.

>"All work and no play," is for.

>Suckahs all work and no play, is for suckahs. All work, and no play is for suckahs, all work and no play is for, suckahs all work and no play is. For suckahs all work and no play is for suckahs, all work and, no play is for suckahs all work and no play is for suckahs all, work and no play is for suckahs all work. And no play, is for suckahs.

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>>87026063
>Edris

>>87026063
so scary movie 6

>>87026063

>all black

But that's not diverse? How can a film be made if it is not diverse? It must be diverse. A film cannot succeed if it is not diverse.

>>87040818
but this is, you cuck

>>87026063
I know it's gonna be shit, like all black movies are. He'll get a couple of pity interviews, everybody will pretend they're going to see it, and it'll flop. Afterward they'll blame racism, because blacks can never admit they fucked up, it's always muh racisms fault.

>>87026063
I'm sure it will be just as good as the original in every possible way and won't be panned and forgotten after a month.
The subtleties of the director will also transfer well, and Stephen King will finally get his version he's always wanted.

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>>87044142

>Solange Knowles

holy fuck sides are in pieces

>>87044117
yo mockafucka put sum respec my on fuckin name

>>87026063
>Niggers beats his child
>Tries to murder his wife
>Tries to murder his child
Sounds like they should have had an black cast in the first place.

>Haha we're going to waste all of this money just so we can point and laugh at angry "Nazis" on the internet
Whoa how will white people ever recover?

>all twerk and no lean makes Jack a dull boy

>>87026063
box office failure. I love it when political correctness bites them in the ass.

>>87026063
It didn't work with Annie. Just like all nogs, he didn't learn his lesson the first time. It will be funny watching him fail again.

>ITT: triggered alt-right manchildren

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>>87026063
They will fail, just like every remake fails. It's almost impossible to make a good shining movie/story only kubrick could do it because he actually loved his craft ans spent 2 years on pre-production. These faggots will probably make this turd in 1 year total time.

But, hey if they somehow make money, good scam, shouldn't just be whites and jews scamming with movies, niggers should try it aswell.

>>87026063
Got a link?

>>87026063
Why should i feel anything? They can make remakes of anything they want. It can be all gay if they want. Its for an entire different audience. I dont really like the new Spiderman remakes but the movie is made in their image. Its just another version of the movie. No reason to be triggered.

That being said, i dont think its gonna go so well. The cast will have to be good to make it work.

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What's the level of alt-right whining we can expect to come out of this? Is this a Get Out six month situation or a Black Stormtrooper four year situation?

>edris elba

>being so broke you buy the dollar store brand idris elba

>remake of a well known story

>>87026063
Like any other time they've remade a movie with a racial or gender revision, it will be complete and utter shit. They'll be trying so hard to make a political statement about the evils of white men, they they'll forget the movie *needs* to at least have a competent story/directing/acting.

Then when it it's a complete bomb, they'll blame whitey.

If you want an all black horror movie that's fine but remaking a movie that was entirely white with an entirely black cast is NOT trying to make a good movie. They're trying to take white's cultural achievements from them in a very blatant manner. But the silver lining is that anyone who's not a Hollywood liberal knows this will be a complete joke.

The *only* time I've actually seen blackwashing characters work is in American Gods. And they weren't doing a remake, they simply adapted the story with a couple characters being black that weren't originally.

>all black
Okay.

>remake
Remakes suck.

>The Shining
You will never top Kubrick. I suspect this is why they're going at it at the "all black" angle: they know that critics will say "the new Shining is better than Kubrick's because social justice."

There's also the matter that Stephen King will step in and fuck it up.

>Jamie Foxx
Terrible actor.

>Edris Elba
Overrated but not bad.

>Solange Knowles
Why? Did they run out of money getting the first two?

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>>87045324
It's not hard, they're even easier to b8 than tumblrfags.

>>87026063
>this many people replying seriously to this image
Damn, not even /v/ falls for obvious bait so hard

>>87045575
Look how sincere they are up on their high horses too. This guy made a blog post.
>>87045514

Bumping the thread just so everyone can see how fucking dumb you all are for falling for this.

>>87045562
He thinks he can score points like this and he's wrong.

>>87045575
You can't cure stupid.

>>87045636
The funny thing then is that most of these guys will blow it off by saying "uh-uh, I meant ALL blackwashing in movies, you can't disregard that" to try to not look stupid.

/tv/ isn't just easy to bait, it's predictable too.

>>87026063
why?

>>87026316
Idgaf about one or two people there being black, but it seems silly to have an "all-black" remake of a story that has nothing to do with race.

Its just for controversy if its true, and anyways remaking it altogether is a shit idea. It will be just as bad as the poltergeist remake. They'll have zero restraint, zero style, shit music choices, and 0 thematic content.

Expect any fucking berlioz or classical whatsoever? Nope. Instead we'll get basic bitch scrub-composition with JUMPSCARE soundeffects.

Expect any great use of camera angles to really emphasize madness or anything interesting? NOPE. All middle shots or slow zoomtracks to build up a jump scare.

It will be shit.

>>87045992
Did you even read the thread dummy
It's fake

>Fake News designed to make alt right kids look stupid
I kind of approve, but do you think it will even register how dumb they sound even after they figure it out?

>>87026063
0 fucks given

I dont see why its a problem desu
Hollywood is so retarded that instead of working on things that were promising and failed due to lack of money/skill/directing they take things that are allready the made the name for itself. I cant blame them computer graphics are dirt cheap compared to 2000s and stupid normanos always go after the stuff they already know. FOX Lionsgate Universal Warner Disney and others have a lot of ™s jewed together and they have to translate that to money before they move to public domain even if it means all black whacky adventures of eddie murphy.

>>87046095
There are literally people in this thread right now still falling for it. It's stunning.

>>87041257
IM A HARDCORE MOTHAFOKKA, KNOWWHAMSAYUN?

>>87046239
strange. it's almost like they have such a low view of the left they think they'd do stupid things? hrmm makes me think.meme

>>87046315
>i'm only pretending to be retarded

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whiny fags

>>87046396
kek

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>>87041031
>>87041060
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>>87046239
>>87046315
>>87046396
>muh /pol/fags
>muh altright
>muh reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go back to your containment board reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>87026406
Are you entertained?

>>87046638
>damage control

>>87046638
I think those are all canned responses I see them in every thread

>>87026063
will it be called
>the melanining
?

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miss me yet?

>>87046729
Or, maybe people just keep saying that /pol/shits are stupid because they actually are.
If you need evidence here's a thread that proves it
>>87026063

>>87046936
So it's not true?

>>87026063
lol what next? an all black Barry Lyndon? an all black Vertigo? why are Black people so creatively bankrupt?

>>87040617
Stephen King was a mistake.

>>87026063
>all-black movie HOW INNOVATIVE BRAVO
>all-white movie SO WHITE BAWWWWWW

>>87047001
Holy fuck, are you serious?

>>87026063
Makes me feel like this article is badly titled. Should be "Idris Elba to star in all black remake of the Shining along with some guy".

>>87047017
>>87047044
This is just false flagging to make the alt right look dumb right
I mean no one can be really this stupid
right??

>>87047051
>Idris Elba
is box office cancer.

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>>87026063
>All Black cast of the Shining
>Movie starts
>They all die at the same time because it's all black cast

Sounds good.

>>87041031
why are black people so naturally funny as fuck?

>>87026063

makes me feel sorry for african americans since they have devolved to making "black remakes" as if being a racial minority is all they have going for them

>>87032919
Actually the emoji movie was made for 50 million dollars and made 125 million.

The studio will consider this a success and make more.

The shoe shining.

>>87047292
>Actually the emoji movie was made for 50 million dollars and made 125 million.
And you're not even counting the merchandising deals.

I wont be as good as Kubrik's, no matter who they cast.

>niggers alone in spoopy hotel in the middle of winter
wew

I wouldn't mind more black characters in horror movies. The genre is mostly white and asian territory, and I'm sorta curious what an original "black horror" movie would be. Their image is pretty much urban animals, so it would probably have something to do with gangster shit but with some fucking voodoo twist.

Also, the first thing that entered my mind when seeing "all-black The Shining" was that of a bunch of primitives entering an ancient, alien ruin and discovering the forgotten horrors within.

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>>87047067
>implying mainstream media and people interviewed on mainstream media do not applaud all-black shows
>implying nobody screams #sowhite

weak trollery, anon. try harder please.

>>87047500
>memegeneratordotnet
the 'dit is calling, they want you back

>>87047148
same reason why they're better in bed than white boys

>>87047500
Who are you even talking to? You sound like a schizophrenic when you have conversations with yourself like that.

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a nigger

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>Alt right dweebs continuing to rage about a fake headline
Truly the dumbest of the dumb.

>>87047050
How would i know what idiotic shit Americans are up to now?

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>>87047044

I hate people that get mad before using google

>>87026063
So...they will rename it "The NiggaLOOOOKK Hotel"?

>>87026063
It's sweet to know that Jamie Foxx will play the kid. I can't wait to see him pedalling around the hotel like a retard, he can do that, i know it.
Idris Elba will break shit up as Jack Nicholson, no doubt. Solange Knowles will scream and sing, it will be like an opera. It will be hilarious really.

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>>87047627
>Brainwashed liberal posts in a bait thread on the 4chan

>>87047556
Because they look like monkeys?

Why is everybody getting pissed off at a fake article?

>>87047753
I hate that guy who backlinks the whole thread

>>87026063
But why though?

>>87047556
Women have sex with dogs not surprising they fuck niggers too.

should make a race swapped remake of Roots.

>>87026063
I feel nothing

>>87048119
okay Gullible Gary.

>>87048153
>>87048027
struck a nerve, white bois?

>>87048265
Not really. I'm not a yank. My country is white. I'm just confused as to how them looking like monkeys (the reason they're so inherently funny to look at) equates to sex any way.

And stop pretending you're not white, it's embarrassing.

>>87048302
>looking like monkeys
not only that's racist that's also not true. they look like human, because guess what? They're human, just like me and you.
>stop pretending you're white
where did I mention I'm black? Are you blind, white boi?

>>87048265
I've seen nigger twice in my entire life

>>87047044
nice strawman

>>87048368
I mean, it's racist sure, but it is factually true. They have the big wide monkey nose and fat monkey lips, for example. Plus that weird protruding jaw.

Why do you keep saying "white boi" then? You sound like a 14 year old white teen that watches too much porn and has no friends in real life.

Are you feeling okay, nigger?

>>87048075
because this is something that would really be made

i was surprised to learn its fake lmao

>>87048556
>factually true
it's not. trump looks like a pig. that means that all white people are pigs as well? get real racist.

>>87048874
How many orange pigs have you seen with blonde quiffs?

It's okay monkey, you don't get hanged these days, you can relax and accept your monkey features.

>>87048075
Why are you here?

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>>87026191
You dumb mother fucker. it will be a magical jewgro

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>>87026087
>>87026063
>>87049137

>>87026063
Couldn't come up with an original idea on their own so they piggyback off the success of the white man

>>87047148
Because no one takes them seriously? In my group of friends black people are seen as a joke.

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>>87047294
>my sides

Fuck this fake article. Who this
>>87026931
?

>>87050010
MATOI
RYUUKO

>>87047556
>muh dick

Every single time

and when white people won't wanna see it it'll be racism?

if this is being made for black people then shouldnt they only expect black people to watch it.

Blacks have no culture, so it makes sense.

>>87032828
The Shoe Shining

>>87050041
Apparently she is called Meltyfate.

sure let them retards do what they want. idk how that even comes up in conversation. 'imagining the shining but all black characters?' 'already on the phone to hollywood sir'

????

>>87050201
kek

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>>87026063

I can find no reference for a remake of The Shining let alone one with an all Black cast.

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>fake bait to trigger /pol/tards
>300+ replies

Embarassing

>>87026063
This is the Jew testing the waters on white guilt, if this movie tanks more effort will be put in to shame the white race into soduko.

>>87051110
It's fake you retarded cuck.

>>87026063
to many remakes

>>87051148
A couple of years ago it would have been obvious, but with the way Hollywood has been going since, this fake headline is full Poe's Law.

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>>87026063
What does the color of the characters have to do with the story?????

You alt right cry pussies do cry about litterally everything

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>>87051526
>litterally

>>87026063
Really? Jaime fucking Foxx? I honestly don't give a shit if they wanna make it all black but for fuck sake at least hire actual good actors.

>>87026418
>her prostate
Nice