/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

WHo else /can't wait for the real DOugie Jones to return/

This show is reddit personified

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I don't want the series to end.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during Twin Peaks episode 16. It confirms Audrey never gets her mind back. (Pic is evil Audrey)
Listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJHM4w_TD28

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DAVID LYNCH

>Raped his own daughter just a few days after she was born
>Raped, murdered and raped Jack Nance, in that order
>Leaves a mess after cooking quinoa
>Keeps Madchen Amick locked up in his basement as his personal sex slave
>Raped, tortured and abused Sherilyn Flenn and Sheryl Lee
>Thinks James has always been cool
>Kept Michael J. Anderson trapped in a cage in his L.A. home for two months, feeding him rotten meat and forcing him to drink his own piss
>Encouraged Miguel Ferrer to smoke and then made fun of his throat cancer
>Loves Nine Inch Nails and Rammstein
>Personally dug up Don S. Davis' corpse, decapitated and raped it, just so he could use it for one scene
>Viciously attacked Lara Flynn Boyle with a golf club, leaving her horribly disfigured
>Has provided his voice for several episodes of Family Guy and was a regular cast member of The Cleveland Show

LE, I AM THE CIA!

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What the fuck are we going to do once it ends?!

>>87005136
Do you think she'd be sad that her son is dead?

She never even got to say "Bye son"

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Death Grips have been confirmed to play in final instead of Eddie Vedder, they will play "Inanimate Sensation", pic related is Mr Death Grip

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Honestly, Las Vegas should get a spinoff.

>>87005117
Everything is Reddit personified if you're stupid enough. Drink bleach

How would you react if Lynch announces a followup film ala Fire Walk With Me?

>>87005170
helium tanks for all

>>87005213
Who was in the wrong?

>>87005152
It's ok, he did all those things for medicinal purposes. You're making it sound worse than it is.

>>87005172
>implying he's dead
>implying he's not coming back for his redemption arc

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>>87005247
Hype

>>87005136
Eddie Vedder is a tulpa.

>>87005172
No all the women in the show are terrible outside of Janey-E.

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>>87005170
Mass suicide.

>>87005247
I would cum

>>87005213
Was it autism?

>>87005206
It already leaked https://youtu.be/L-HvR8gQtPE

>>87005051
thats great to hear anon : - )

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>>87005247

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THE BIG QUESTIONS
What happened to Jeffries?
Why was there a delay at Big Ed's gas station (doppelganger theory)?
Who is Judy?
What really happened to Diane?
how does dopplecoop connect to the glass box?
whats up with sarah palmer?
who was fake-jeffries on the phone in episode 1?
whats up with naido?
whats up with laura?
why does jeffries want bob?
what is up with Audrey?
the vomiting zombie kid in the fat womans car wtf?
what is that noise in the great northern?
why was truman looking at pictures of fish in on his laptop alone in the dark?
what is dopplecoop looking for at those coordinates?
hows annie?
literally everything involving that billy storyline
red's drugs and shelly?
what happened to becky and steven?
ashley judd cancer husband.
people at roadhouse table part of audrey's imagination?
richard and linda, 2 birds 1 stone. richard with stone, where was linda?
how many major characters will die?
if dougie is re-manufactured for janee-e, what does real coop end up doing?
what happened with 119 methfu & son?
Where is Chet Desmond?
who is the girl with the frogroach in her mouth?
Who is Donna's father?

On a 17 hour flight starting a few hours from where the finale ends, and then won't have reliable internet for nearly 2 weeks

I'm fucked lads

>>87005306
>Why was there a delay at Big Ed's gas station (doppelganger theory)?
could you explain this one?

>>87005329
Crash the plane with survivors.

>>87005170
Enter the White Lodge with love in our hearts.

>>87005152
>regular cast member of The Cleveland Show
for real?

I dunno, being on set while rammstein plays is just like a normal work day

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reminder that the city of Odessa is in WA not TX

also ": - ) ALL" was the safeword for Dooper to kill off TulpaDiane because he thought she sent him to a trap. that's why she scrambled to send him the correct one, hoping it would reverse the curse.

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DO YOU HAVE THE SEED?

>>87005247
This is what I'm hoping for and would be the most realistic possibility of a continuation.

Just a reminder: Twin Peaks The Final Dossier comes out on October 31st.

>>87005130

be happy we even got some, let alone 18 hours of kino my friend

>>87005257
If he wasn't there Janey-E & sonny Jim would have been killed by Hutch & Chantel

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>>87005252

>>87005206
Final episode is Julee Cruise.
(played by Tom Cruise in drag lip synching)

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She didn't have to put her coat on after all.

>>87005306
What about the grey semen experiment thing?

If someone were to edit/cut this season into a 2 hour movie what would need to be omitted?

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>>87005299
It actually is very nice to wake up and feel happy about life
I hope you're doing well too
I hope everyone is doing well

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>>87005257
They blocked his driveway.
He blocked their tax returns.

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>>87005413
Mean. Mommy Sherilyn is still cute.

>>87005426
Hot

>>87005455
the audience

>>87005455
Everything. It would be a disaster.

>>87005474
I would watch this.

>>87005257
Chantal and his period. She was a goner the moment the polish guy said:

>"I move car"

>Game of Shit will win some prize.
>Twin Peaks S3 will get a "nod" prize like costumes or sound design.

Kill me.

>>87005306
>what happened to becky and steven?
he died. becky will continue her life as a drug addict and that's that.

>>87005455
every subpar performance of generic dream-pop and indie bands

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>>87005468
>tfw watching Cooper wake up and act like himself for the first time in 25 years made me the happiest I've been in years
I want to hug David Lynch

Someone give me a fucking rundown on Audrey.

Is she the dreamer?
Is she retarded in a mental hospital?
Is she in the black lodge?
Is the whole of TP just her """dream"""?

>>87005557
I have some bad news for (You)

>>87005206
finale episode is David Lynch as Gordon Cole performing his song Star Dream Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tTDxSdudNM

>>87005602
>0
Oh shit Audrey IS THE DREAMER

>>87005564
now you see the genius of waiting 15.5 hours for what the audience wanted most.

>those Microsoft Paint special effects when Diane disentigrated

Seriously what the fuck is he doing

>>87005379
Yeah he plays a bartender
https://youtu.be/NSSW8aUbAn8
He was on a cutaway in Family Guy too
https://youtu.be/VY6P_Ws0kzY

>>87005455
You can literally make several different two hour movies out of all 18 hours.

>>87005346
his reflection & actions don't match

>>87005628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAW75VnUj5E would even fit better.

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>>87005206
You're correct in that it will be Death Grips. But the song will be Breaking Mirrors With My Face In the United States.

>>87005474
Somebody needs to make a fake trailer for his show. Similar to The new Adventures of Dutch and Dillon.

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>>87005564
I love Dougie but remembered my love for Coop when he was back. It really was magical and it wouldn't have been that if we hadn't gotten DougieCoop first

>>87005659
fuck you

>>87005049
Lol'd

>>87005663
thanks, guess I missed this.

>>87005516
Not really. It would be mediocre but you'd be able to make something coherent out of it. Look at Breaking Bad and what a group of people made out of that. Difference is that had like 60 episodes, this only has 18 and a bunch of plotlines that make sense in the context of the series but can be removed for a more concise cut (e.g. the Fusco boys).

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We are going to talk about Judy, in fact we're going to talk only about Judy

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>>87005049
>mfw Lynch unifies Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks, and Mulholland Drive...
>IT WAS ALL A DREAM
>:-) ALL

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Twin Peaks: The Return? More like Twin Peaks: The Entirely Pointless Subplots
Tell me if any of these storylines conveyed any message, meant anything, or had anything significant to the overall plot of the series:
>Entire NY subplot
>Entire South Dakota Subplot (William Hastings and Major Briggs had no purpose, Cole and his gang accomplished nothing other than "OMG There are 2 Coopers wtf!111!!"
>Entire LV Subplot (Cooper just randomly woke up for no reason, none of the shit he did as Dougie mattered)
>Richard Horne's entire arc (Randomly died after doing a bunch of le evil stuff)
>Entire lore surrounding Woodsmen (They didn't do anything through the whole season except killing randos)

Lynch apologists will dispute this but it's pretty clear this could've been like a 2 and a half hours movie without much loss. Instead he wanted people to watch him fuck around with his buddies for like 16 hours

>>87005659
Clearly Lynch sees some artistic value in shitty-looking 90s TV visual effects.

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>>87005659

>>87005170
Cry

>>87005693
I went full normie when this happened, I'm usually confused whenever I see clips of people losing their shit at TWD or GoT but now I understand.....

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>>87005732
16 hours

>>87005730
also Lost Highway

What is at the "coordinates" that Mr C wants so much?

>>87005213
Bradley was right. It is a fucked up neighborhood. Drugged out prostitutes, exploding cars, Polish guys shooting people with machine guns.

>>87005306
>What happened to Jeffries?
Became aware of the Lodge and Lodge powers, turned himself into a transcendental tea-pot.

>Why was there a delay at Big Ed's gas station (doppelganger theory)?
This is probably BS.

>Who is Judy?
We're gonna find out, I'm thinking the experiment.

>What really happened to Diane?
Got LODGED, she said she was taken to the convenience store, there she probably was killed or turned into something or someone else and had herself replaced by a tulpa.

>how does dopplecoop connect to the glass box?
Not at all, I think.
The experiment/the billionaire and original Coop are related to it.

>whats up with sarah palmer?
Possessed by someone, best guess is the experiment.

>who was fake-jeffries on the phone in episode 1?
Probably the billionaire or Judy, whoever is after Evil Coop, we'll find out.

>whats up with naido?
Diane, maybe?

>whats up with laura?
What do you mean? Everything is clear about her.

>why does jeffries want bob?
He doesn't, fake Jeffries wants him, maybe it's the midget/tree who wants to be "reunited" with him again?
He stole his corn after all.

>what is up with Audrey?
We don't know, maybe in a coma or mental institute after getting Evil COOPED?

>the vomiting zombie kid in the fat womans car wtf?
Doesn't matter, stop asking unimportant questions.

>what is that noise in the great northern?
Some kind of Lodge signal, it was in Season 2 too, the last scene where we see Richard something spooks him while that noise is there, we've heard it before too.

>why was truman looking at pictures of fish in on his laptop alone in the dark?
Who the fuck cares dummy?

>what is dopplecoop looking for at those coordinates?
Lodge entry? Or maybe where Judy/the experiment is?

>hows annie?
Dead, watch FWWM: The Missing Pieces.

>Who is Donna's father?
Ben Horne.

>the rest
Who cares you impatient monkey, just watch the show.
Don't even think you've seen Season 2, Jesus.

>>87005778
Plus 2 being the actual good content

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>>87005732

>>87005796
>Drugged out prostitutes, exploding cars

different neighborhood, thats where he fucked jade

>>87005732
I unironically sincerely believed the theory that the Woodsmen would invade and take control of Dr. Amp's podcast and Jerry would get caught in the middle of it all. It made sense back in Episode 14.

>>87005732
I feel sorry for you.

>>87005693
Dougie=Foreplay
Coop=Orgasm
No wonder so many women love Lynch. He must be a wonderful lover.

>>87005794
I want MOTHER

>>87005257
Chantal and it's not even close.

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>>87005659
I haven't seen a single David Lynch film: the post

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RUNNING OUT OF SAND

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>>87005659
Yeah what the fuck he's never done this before

>>87005213
What was his problem?

>>87005831
TANTRIC
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>>87005794

I would hazard it's one of three things
1) Entrance to the white lodge waiting room
2) Location of Sarah Palmer/The Entitiy
3) The place in the woods/the jail cell where Naido is

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>>87005805
good content

>>87005740
>90s TV visual effects

Millennial detected.

>>87005732
>Lynch apologists will dispute this but it's pretty clear this could've been like a 2 and a half hours movie without much loss. Instead he wanted people to watch him fuck around with his buddies for like 16 hours
you forgot the $10 Million.

>>87005799
>how does dopplecoop connect to the glass box?
>Not at all, I think.
>The experiment/the billionaire and original Coop are related to it.
we've seen doppelcoop with the box in a FBI photo

>>87005820
>thats where he fucked jade
>Jade gives two rides

>>87005912
More like Gen. z. A Millenial would remember the 90s.

>>87005170
Its comparable to death really, the brief time we had Twin Peaks was so good that what happens afterwards is depressing, even though a time before TP also existed for 25yrs

>>87005796
people are under a lot of stress, anon.

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>Going to have to slog through a week of classes before the finale

>>87005693
Not just that but the fucking music playing at the same time, holy shit

>>87005934
who the fuck was that in the picture anyway? it looks like a monk

>>87005844
Funny that Patricia Arquette pretty much looks like that these days.

>>87005732
You could literally do this with any show. I'd like to see the list of """""pointless""""" subplots in GoT or whatever shit you watch

>>87005976
>school
>during august

Lmao, what a loser

>>87005663
in what episode?

>all this time hoping that episode 18 would be two hours
>now find out it's just 17&18 together for the finale
now I know what Lucy and Andy felt like when Wally died

>>87005728
>not liking the based fusco boys
pleb

>>87005976
I just ordered some things from Amazon that I needed anyway, so that I a receive a package every other day to look forward to until the finale.

>>87005206
I'm a huge DG fag but I would be extremely disappointed if it was them istead of Julee Cruise.

any /NEETbros/ in /tpg/?

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>>87005976
Anon, ask yourself: How would Coop view and describe the situation?

>>87006010
DELET THIS NOW

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>>87005799
>>why was truman looking at pictures of fish in on his laptop alone in the dark?
>Who the fuck cares dummy?
do you even Lynch?

>>87005732
>for no reason
stop watching the show while browsing your phone pleb

>>87006053
I like them

It's Happening Again

>>87006069
I was when I watched the 2 first seasons

When they first announced that this was a real thing, Twin Peaks coming back to TV, I was already not a NEET.

What is that thing Lynch has for midgets

>>87006069
I haven't been a NEET for two weeks now

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b r i g g s

>>87006143
he likes to gawk at freaks

So were all the Roadhouse scenes with the literally-whos talking part of Audrey's dream world? Or just this last scene?

>>87005659
A E S T H E T I C.

>>87006143
The midgets are lodge entities. Except Ike the Spike.

>>87006143
Ronnie Rocket

i wonder how my ex-gf would feel about the return

>>87006069
aye aye captain

>>87006197
I never got the impression the Roadhouse was big enough to host full blown gigs. Probably just all in Audrey's dream

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>>87006079

>>87006197
Not enough info to go yet but it looks like the TP scenes might all be in Audrey's head.

>>87006197
I think that every TV show is actually in her dream world. We might be too.

> : - ) ALL

What did he mean by this

>>87006197
the ones with the literally whos yes

the ones with james shelly richard and one punch lad no

>>87005395
I wasted a few days reading mark's first book, not gonna bother with the second, especially considering they're both non-canon

: - ) ALL

>>87006060
Obviously DG will perform in part 17, because final is paired episode.

>>87006342
parts 1 and 2 were paired, and they seamlessly transitioned with no roadhouse scene in 1.

>>87005732

Fuck off you spazy teenager

>>87006080
Is this gud?
Or just DUDE TM LMAO? Not that I have anything against TM, but Lynch can get a bit platitudinous when talking about it

Why did BOBper grow a mullet instead of completely long hair like original BOB?

>>87006295
He's texting backwards lodge speak

"All :-)" ie "All ok!"

Is it true that Lynch hated the Windom Earle character and for this reason killed him off as soon as he got the chance?

>>87006249
She looks fine

>>87006378
because they just clipped some extensions into kyle's naturally short hair, instead of just putting a wig on him

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The road by the stone where Richard becomes electrified, compared with the Google Maps result for the coordinates which Diane sends in response to the ": - ) ALL" SMS from Mr. C. Interesting is that he apparently sends this SMS while in the location to which he may be about to receive the coordinates.

>>87006249
I'd hit it

>>87006371
Lynch has alright ideas when it comes to inspiration and ideas but you can just youtube it
http://suggestibility.org/

>>87006069
Ye

>>87006368
Parts 3 and 4 were paired too, so nothing new.

>>87006390

Yes. The Windom/Josie arc was the low point of the show where Lynch wasn't involved

>>87005278
fuck this movie was trippy

>>87006069
i was a neet until recently, finally got off my ass and decided to be a functioning member of society a few weeks ago

>>87006483
gibe job

>>87006436
/tpg/ meetup at that location when?

What are some good guides for transcendental meditation?

>be an assassin
>steak out target residence
>obvious heat pulls up to target residence
>they fuck off but they could be back or observing
>random wants you to move vehicle
>start shouting, don't move van
>random starts pushing with his car
>pull your piece & start shooting
If this is who dopplecoop works with I'm amazed he made it this far lmao

>>87006529
Raja/ Fuhrer Emmanuel

>>87006513
buy me a ticket from Russia

>>87006457
Thanks

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>Dr. Mullins, I'm FBI

Let me get this straight, so Jeffries is now a teapot, the real Jeffries, but there's also someone else out there posing as Jeffries?

>>87005385
no, I'm pretty sure his message was for Diane to kill them _ALL_.

>>87006560
But anon, cossacks are in Russia.

>>87006529
Sit down literally anywhere
Close eyes
Meditate like you'd do it any other way
After 15 minutes, open eyes and go on with your day
Repeat later in the day so that you will have meditated for two times 15 minutes daily

If you want to be really hardcore, find a nonsensical mantra to use when you get sidetracked into unwanted thought streams

>>87006560
Not after you spoilered the last episodes, cyкa.

>>87006546
He probably hires small-time nobodies to keep a low profile. Gotta make do with what you got.

>>87006295
either "send me all the coordinates" or "kill them all (meaning cole/tammy/albert)"

>>87005455
I would like to see the series rearranged so each storyline gets its own episode/series of episodes. It would either be much less confusing or way more confusing

>>87006295
kill everyone

17 and 18 arent paired

they have credits

>>87006629
Yeah or more likely he set Jeffries up as the fall guy.

I hope you're ready, things are about to get U N P L E A S A N T

>>87006546
He hired fairly incompetent people.

>>87005976

I will work in my comfy office and then come into work on Monday morning and watch it at work

Hope that makes you feel bad

how's Mr. Lynch going to resolve the Ben Horne storyline and the Becky storyline

>>87006069
24yo neet from country that secretly running this threads >>87006560

>>87006712
We've been in full U N P L E A S A N T for weeks now.

>>87005659
>he hasn't seen Lynch's short films
pleb

>>87006703
The last two episodes of the original series also both had credits

Screw TM, I want lucid dreaming.

>>87006740
But what if he's doing shitty classes so that he can have a comfy office?

Is charlie /ourguy/? He doesn't give a fuck about audrey one bit.

>>87006629
The Arm is fake Jeffries.

>>87006782

Then I can still laugh at him for not being born at a different time. I did my 4 year degree but I had the smarts to time it before Twin Peaks: The Return

>>87006716
Even Ray wouldn't make their rookie mistakes

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>>87005206
is this real?

>>87005794
remember the playing card he showed Darya? that's what he wants.

Do we know if the final episode might be over two hours?

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>best TV to air on television since season 1 of the original twin peaks
>entire board flooded with /got/ shit

>>87006746
Becky is dead because of the bad drugs Red made. This gets Shelly and Bobe back together after she leaves him.
Cancer husband dies and Ben gets to give her the Horne
Jerry finds his way to Spokane where Cooper is and freaks out because he thinks he killed Richard.

sneed's feed and seed; formerly the dutchman's futchman and sutchman

>>87006804
he's anti-roastie

>>87005732
>to the overall plot
TV series has evolved a lot in the past 25 years, and I see no problem with TP bringing a broader storyline into it's universe. Yes, it might be cheap, but keeping up with all the different lines kinda makes sure the show never gets boring for me.

Besides, having been the head world of Lynch for an additional two decades and a half, it's no wonder there are new characters and stories to tell.

>>87005385

But weren't hers the real ones? I thought the people who gave him the fake coordinates were Ray and Kettle Jeffries.

>>87006867
Final episode is 17+18 so technically 2 hours

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what do ya'll think of my OC?

>>87006878
We'll probably see Carl one more time too and that'll connect to Linda maybe.

>>87006804
AND OFF COMES THE COAT!

>>87006848
does Lynch browse /tv/?

>>87006867

Yeah Vedder shows up at the 30 minute mark to play his entire new album.

The camera focus on his face for the next hour and a half, at the end we are greeted to the shot of a blood soaked roadhouse and Coop alone with One Punch Lad

>>87006877
this board is pleb central

they like hacks like zack snyder

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Yfw when Naido is Diane
>N A I D O
>D I A N O R I G I N A L
Yfw another Asian is going to be revealed to be a white actor we've already seen
Lynch is a madman

>>87006960
:-( ALLful.

>>87006994
he invented baneposting

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ODuoge i become government agent

Is Bobe pronounced "Bobby", "Boebay", or "Boehb"?

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Who /giddyasagideon/ that our gal will be back next week?

>>87006960
noice

>>87005873
they were blocking his driveway

Some questions

There is a whole subplot with Billy-Audrey and the regular patrons at the Bang Bang bar, that seems very Mulholland Drive-like, what is the significance of this? Following Lynch logic it cannot be all of it a dream because they seem to interact with main characters like Bobby, a guy asking for Billy etc.

So how does Audrey-Billy storyline connect with the rest?

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>>87006249
>Hi
>I'm the same age as Audrey Horne
>still hot as fuck

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>>87005152

I'm the anon who wrote the original "Offscreen Crimes of Doppleganger Cooper" pasta.

I would just like to say I'm pleased that I am vindicated and everything I said was eventually confirmed. Diane was raped, Audrey was raped - and had a rapebaby, he did kill a dog and use it's legs as a crude message delivery system, etc. I just need my final prediction of Evil Coop raping and murdering Annie to be one hundred percent correct. That may come in the next episode when Coop asks the boys in Twin Peaks what happened to her.

I forgive the people who made fun of me and got mad at me and wrote the exaggeration pasta to try and mock my prediction with hyperbole. And that episode last night was the best episode of Twin Peaks ever put on the screen.

>>87006994
He's the one always posting Sheryl Lee pictures

>doppelcoop has super strength
>greenglove lad has too
Lynch is giving us true capekino in the finale

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>>87007051
I am excited because it's the finale and everything is pointing to it being great
But next week it's all also going to be over forever but I try not to think about that

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guys was he a tulpa??? :-)))))

zawaski a lodge spirit? ?? the giant ? ? ??

:-))))))))))

>>87007072
>If I turned Twin Peaks into Inland Empire 2, would you stop watching?
>It would be extremely painful.
>You're a loyal fanbase.
>F-f-for you, Daddy Lynch

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>>87006857
Looks like it is.

>>87006877
This board is full of Plebbitors who come here for new GoT OC and fan theories.

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>VEDDERPOSTERS THOUGHT THEY WERE LYNCHING OTHER FANS BY POSTING EDDIE CONSTANTLY AND TALKING ABOUT HOW COOPER WAS NEVER COMING BACK
>IN THE PROCESS, THEY CONVINCED THEMSELVES IT WAS TRUE

>THEY LYNCHED THEMSELVES
>THEY LYNCHED THEMSELVES
>THEY LYNCHED THEMSELVES

[morbid backward laughter]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4JELJbz3wA

>>87007051
Kinda was hoping Lynch would give her more to do with that third character this season, but I'm sure whatever he came up with will be even better. She's such an underrated actress

wtf is a tulpa?

>>87007146
he was under a lot of stress, anon

>>87007191
>You're a creation.
>I know. Fuck you.

>>87007191
trot over to /x/ and ask them

>>87007096
What if Linda is Annie's daughter?

>>87007176
AHH
AHH
AHH
AHH
AHH

>>87007051
It'll be nice seeing one of the original cast's women who actually aged well again

>>87007191
>wtf is a tulpa?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulpa

>Tulpa (Tibetan: སྤྲུལ་པ, Wylie: sprul-pa), nirmita (Sanskrit: निर्मित), or thoughtform, is a concept in mysticism of a being or object which is created through spiritual or mental powers.[1] The term comes from Tibetan "emanation" or "manifestation".[2][3][4] Modern practitioners use the term to refer to a type of imaginary friend.[5]

>>87007140
Hopefully Lynch makes something else after and brings back some TP actors and maybe even characters. Originally Mulholland Drive was a TP spinoff so I don't think it's impossible. I'd like to see Candie and the Mitchum brothers again

>>87005202
fukken saved

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>>87007191
http://tulapaca.tumblr.com/

>>87005659
Notice the difference between the effects in the IRL world and in the *lodge settings

>>87007191
You're're'r'er'er'e'rer'er'er'er'er'e're're're're're'r'er'er'er'er'e'rer'e're're're're're'r'er'er'ere your mom s a tulpa

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JUDY?

I forgot already someone remind me, was the Dale in FWWM the doppelganger or not

Reminder that transcendental meditation is a cult scam that is scientology tier but David Lynch believes it anyway

>>87007191
You even Google, man?

>>87007354
only the teapot knows

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But who was phone?

>>87007354

Maybe the doppelgänger was the real Cooper all along

>>87007289
Blue Rose series is happening at amazon

>>87007354

No

The one in the red room that tells Laura not to take the ring is.

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>>87007282
Let's just hope the make-up department only was retarded in her initial Lodge scene

>>87006206
Honestly when Ike the Spike started making those animal noises while stabbing murderbitch I had my doubts about him.

>>87007191
Thick upper labia pussy area

>>87007289
As much as I love MD sometimes I imagine how cool it would've been with Sheryl and Sherilyn as Betty and Rita

>>87007354
>>87007387
>>87007401
no. time is nonlinear in the lodge so jefferies knew that eventually cooper's doppelganger would be around, so he was trying to warn the fbi when he appeared in fwwm

>>87007383
Google search results only give communist tulpas.

>>87007421
This mak sense

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>>87005170

>>87007502
frank breath heehee

Are we ever going to find out what happened to Major Briggs? Or why his decapitated body is 30-years-too-young? Or an explanation for his fingerprints being all over the place throughout the 25 years since he died?

Jeffries/Annie time-transcending lodge magic is the obvious answer but I'm hoping the finale ties it into everything else

>>87007502
Anon, NO!

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SHE'S DEAD

>>87007444
why did part of his hand come away when squeezed tho?

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>>87007457
You are now imagining that lesbian scene with these two

>>87007585

>Fargo

close enough

>>87006513
Nice try C. I'm not gonna let you rape me and kill me

>>87006546
She was on the rag give her a break

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>>87007373
>transcendental meditation is a cult scam
>your Mom's a cult scam

>>87005732
>Tell me if any of these storylines conveyed any message, meant anything, or had anything significant to the overall plot of the series:
>>Entire NY subplot

One of many precautions Mister C took to stop real Coop from returning. Also showing the experiment for the first time. Also also establishing that the experiment probably has it out for real Cooper.

>>Entire South Dakota Subplot (William Hastings and Major Briggs had no purpose, Cole and his gang accomplished nothing other than "OMG There are 2 Coopers wtf!111!!"

They've found the coordinates that will probably lead them back to Twin Peaks, gave us some insight into what the Blue Rose Squad actually does and the whole business about Diane ties into Evil Coopers story.

>>Entire LV Subplot (Cooper just randomly woke up for no reason, none of the shit he did as Dougie mattered)

You know what, fuck you. Not only had it a great supporting cast it also provided some great characterization for Cooper. Even in a half catatonic state he made friends, excelled at his work, fended of an assassin, solved a crime and made the world around him a better place.

>>Richard Horne's entire arc (Randomly died after doing a bunch of le evil stuff)

He was a small time criminal who met his match in Mister C who was beyond anything he could have imagined. Him bein Mister Cs son was also an interesting twist. Also, again: Care how Mister C treats his real son and compare to how real Coop treats Sonny Jim who arguably isn't even his actual son.

>>Entire lore surrounding Woodsmen (They didn't do anything through the whole season except killing randos)

They're the servants of more powerful spirits and have been since FWWM. The hell do you want them to do? They're the supernatural equivalent of the thigs Mr. C surrounded himself with?

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>>87007457
>Lesbian scenes

>>87007596
You are now imagining the masturbation scene with Audrey.

>>87007596
That's lewd so please don't

>>87007089
They're both greasy hags.

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MACLACHLAN'D

>>87005732
>none of the shit he did as Dougie mattered
It mattered to janey-e and sonny jim

>>87005213
I bet David Lynch put this in here because someone parked in front of his driveway. Like the tailgating scene in Lost Highway.

>>87007738
It also mattered to Cooper, it gave him a taste of a happy life.

>>87007726
he really looks like a goofy Dad here

>>87007738
>>87007773
It also gave Cooper the friends and by extension the means to reach Twin Peaks with utmost speed.

>>87007585
>found in a river
Bravo Lynch

>>87005213
I'd be completely fine with this. Lynch/Frost really created an interesting set of characters in Las Vegas that I'm going to miss. Coop + LV crew crime solving spin off would be amazing

>>87007621
>JJL still has periods

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>>87007585

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OC

>>87007802
and yet he could still have either of them if he wanted.

>>87007773
Not to mention a biological son

>>87007656
Betty / Naomi Watts was the one to do that though

Who hype for FWWM 2 on Sunday?

>>87007926
Everything I need to know I read on the Twin Peaks wiki.

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What kind of finale are we going to get /tpg/?

>straightforward - Coop reunites with the whole cast in Twin Peaks just in time for Mr. C to arrive and they face off

>abstract - episode 8 but with all of the ammo of the past several episodes developments

>meta - something totally off the wall (most likely Audrey related) that is similar to the Mulholland Drive ending with everything possibly being a dream

>>87007869
what's your favorite track?

Helloooooooo is pretty funky

>>87007869
A-ha-ha-ha. Very funny. But really, buy Mr. Frost's book.

>>87005306
I honestly think no more than 5-6 of these will be answered

>>87008005
Why did you delet and repost, Mark?

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>>87008000

>>87007998
all of the above, you can count on it

>>87007998
straightforward until the last 25 minutes were things go completely off the walls

>>87007998
Straightforward that becomes abstract and then goes around to be straightforward again

>>87007998
It will be everything you can possibly think of, compressed in two episodes. Every possible outcome.

>>87007998
One with elements of two. I highly doubt Lynch would just reuse Mulholland Drive

>>87007590
He squeezed his hand off

>>87007502
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

>>87008055
I'd buy that, no shit

>>87007998
straightforward but probably not the way you detailed it

>>87007998
Eerily similar to the end of S2 and with another cliffhanger of similar magnitude, but completely different. To be continued by Lynch's ghost.

NEW

>>87008155
>>87008155
>>87008155

>>87007998
if twin peaks just turns out to be inside audrey's head i will kill myself

>>87007841
>HA!
>JJL is 55yrs old
>yet is still hotter than Sherilyn Fenn

>>87008136
We should make a Twin Peaks musical.
We already covered Just You.

>>87007191
so new

>>87008119
super squeezing leads to a crushed hand, not slices falling off

>>87007998
Some crazy off the wall shit is going to happen with Sarah and Bob that's for sure. I think there's a reason we don't know what Mr.C's main goal is yet. It's gonna be some crazy reveal.

>>87007998

>ending with everything possibly being a dream

Oh ye of little faith, how can you even expect of Lynch such LOST-tier hackery?

>>87007469
jeffries had never met the real coop until that scene, he probably did not know that the coop he met later on was a doppleganger.

>>87005306
>What happened to Jeffries?
He is a kettle.
>Why was there a delay at Big Ed's gas station (doppelganger theory)?
Editing error.
>Who is Judy?
Someone in Twin Peaks
>What really happened to Diane?
She was cloned
>how does dopplecoop connect to the glass box?
He was running it
>whats up with sarah palmer?
She is possessed
>who was fake-jeffries on the phone in episode 1?
MIKE or Sarah
>whats up with naido?
Judy
>whats up with laura?
Tulpa
>why does jeffries want bob?
For power.
>what is up with Audrey?
Coma
>the vomiting zombie kid in the fat womans car wtf?
Just a funny scene. No explanation needed.
>what is that noise in the great northern?
Audrey
>why was truman looking at pictures of fish in on his laptop alone in the dark?
Just a funny scene. No explanation needed.
>what is dopplecoop looking for at those coordinates?
Something he needs.
>hows annie?
dead
>literally everything involving that billy storyline
audrey
>red's drugs and shelly?
who knows
>what happened to becky and steven?
dead
>ashley judd cancer husband.
just a scene to show shes a shit wife
>people at roadhouse table part of audrey's imagination?
>richard and linda, 2 birds 1 stone. richard with stone, where was linda?
finale
>how many major characters will die?
all of them
>if dougie is re-manufactured for janee-e, what does real coop end up doing?
save the day
>what happened with 119 methfu & son?
just a scene to showcase the weirdness of the neighborhood. no explanation needed.
>Where is Chet Desmond?
who knows
>who is the girl with the frogroach in her mouth?
sarah
>Who is Donna's father?
ben

wasn't expecting those assassins were gonna get POLE'd

>>87007289
>Originally Mulholland Drive was a TP spinoff
>but Blue Velvet was a prequel to TP
>jus sayin
>there's room for a spinoff

DUBS AND COOPER DIES IN THE FINALE

>>87008102
mulholland drive is already just a reused lost highway

>>87008648
Dubs and Coop turns back into a retard in the first five minutes of the finale and doesn't return.

How different would the new series be if Frank Silva and Jack Nance were still alive?

dubs and cooper lives and also there's a season 4 and its kino

dubs and cooper dies in part 17

>>87008685
Go home BOB

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>>87008808
dubs and you shit yourself in bed tonight, tater tot

I was just rewatching s2 and I didn't realize Cooper was a Buddhist.

>>87008654
This. Lynch is a one trick pony.

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>>87008899
>triple dubs
>>87008808
buddy ya better wear depends to bed

>>87008357
>Something he needs.

If you would know anything about Mr. C, is that he doesn't need anything. He WANTS. And he WANTS that information.

>>87008899
I'm fucking dying over here

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>>87008899
>second time getting triple dubs today
HELLOOOOOO-OOOOO

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>>87007401

maybe the real cooper was the friends he made along the way