>Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using

>>86949846
I don't get the every other fish part

>>86949846
Salvador Dali is a well-known surrealist/absurdist. The concept of a discontinuous fishing line is absurd, as is the concept that it would result in a discontinuous catch.

>>86950761
I thought Salvador Dali was a chef???

>>86951472
youre probably thinking of emeril lagasse

>>86951532
Oh yeah you're right

>>86951532
kek

>I live on a one-way dead-end street.
? I don't get it. That kind of road design doesn't make any sense.

>We lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If we wanted to cook something, we had to take a sweater off real quick. If we wanted to run a blender we had to rub balloons on our heads

Why would they use attic electricity for home appliances? Seems contrived

This guy was great.

>He was a small-claims court jester
As far as I know there are no jesters in legal courts

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i feel like im in a groundhog day thread
everything seems really familiar

>>86951532
emiril lagasse is a true artist. fuck melting pocket watches

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>>86950640

he catches a fish on every piece of the line

>>86955254
Steven Wright is probably the most stolen from comedian of all time. A version of one of his jokes was told on the most recent Norm MacDonald Live, and I saw Carlos Mencia shamelessly steal one of his jokes earlier this year.

>>86955800
>A version of one of his jokes was told on the most recent Norm MacDonald Live, and I saw Carlos Mencia shamelessly steal one of his jokes earlier this year.
What were the stolen jokes?

>>86955826
The one on Norm was during the joke segment at the end of the episode where they told a version of this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO6ZhLcC54s

And another of Steven Wright's one-liners is, "The other day I saw a guy who had wooden legs and real feet." Carlos being interviewed on a local TV station and was asked what he thought about Trump, and he tried to comment on Trump's hypocrisy on some issue, I don't remember exactly, but he said "When you say X, but then you do Y, that's like having a wooden leg and a real foot."

It didn't even make any sense.

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>>86956041
>Beautiful blonde Chinese girl
What did he mean by this