>sheldon please get me a glass of water
>mmmdont you mean H2O
>*laugh track*
>that episode where his uncle gets him hooked on meth and passes him around his trucker gang in exchange for blow stunting him emotionally and making him repress all sexuality
Fucking dark man
>>86938894
>in english, please, sheldon
>>86938894
uhm, dude, that'd be SALT
>>86939262
NaCl is salt.
>>86939332
No you primitive dimwit its sodium chloride
>>86939377
BADOOONGA
>>86939377
>sodium chloride
>Is an ionic compound with the chemical formula NaCl.
Burger education right here.
TREBLINKA
>>86939476
>>86939476
Are you immune to irony?
Also, not a burger
>>86939605
>>86939714
too much /pol/tards in my system
>>86938894
laugh track ruins modern television.
>>86939536
>when your granpappy gassed the jews
>>86939849
BAZOOPERS
>>86939761
>i was just pretending to be stupid
ebin :D
>>86939849
SWASTIKA
>>86939476
It was a joke you joyless faggot.
>>86939849
>Mother!
>Surly you mean when he Zyklon B'd them
>>86938894
I want to punch that kid in his stupid faggot face
>>86939953
>>86940013
kek
>>86938894
>Shelly you be a good boy, eat your vegetables, play sports and have fun at Summer Camp!
>Why must you insist mother on this constant enforcing of CIS gendering heteronormative behaviours which are nothing more than a reflection of patriarchal capitalist oppression mechanisms?
>*audience claps and cheers*
>Yo tell her boi! Brave!
>>86939605
>>86939714
>>86940009
How stupid are you guys that you fall for counter bait?
>>86938894
>Sheldon did you invite your friends for your birthday party?
>I have no friends, mom.
>*laugh track*
>Sheldon were goingto church, get dressed.
>Mom i don't to participate in this foolish superstitious ritual, i'd rather watch Star Trek
>There's no Tv on hell Sheldon you can't watch your Star wars in hell.
> sigh Fine, i'll go
>*laugh track*
>>86938894
Did anyone really want a show about a snarky autistic kid?
WHAAAAAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I BAZINGA'D OF TUNE
WOULD YOU STAND UP AND BAZINGA ME?
>>86940193
I'm sure this was funnier in your head.
>>86940145
needs more work
>>86940094
propaganda too obvious too be funny
>>86940112
So many layers on irony, its like old /b/
>show about nerds who are super smart that want to bang a stupid hot chick
>call it The Big Bang Theory
>show about Sheldon when he was young
>call it Young Sheldon
Gotta appreciate the time and effort put into this prequel series.
>A show where quirky 9-year Young Sheldon goes to high school
I just hope it's a certain high school in Colorado in the 1990s
>>86940152
Middle aged women who post pictures of Minions on facebook.
>>86940208
its fine because THIS SHOW IS FUCKING LIKE WONDER YEARS
>>86940319
Oh right, I forgot that they were the main funders of everything that is awful.
>>86940208
Sorry, I'll try to cater everything to your specific tastes from now on, ok?
>>86940371
Thanks. It's about time.
>>86940234
I never said it was funny
>>86940274
Daaaaaamn